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VeryWickedMan:
She is fat.
A big ass is only appealing on a slim lady, for pigs like her it is classified as a shit storage tank.

SATANICALLY666:
https://saharareporters.com/2022/07/20/muslim-muslim-ticket-tinubu-camp-hires-%E2%80%98unknown-bishops%E2%80%99-venue-unveiling-kashim-shettima

Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid (who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.

The husband is a pilot and always never at home (the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate (just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.

I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months (not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).

So technically, his wife might even return before him.

He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.

I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.

The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!

I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.

EmiDon11:
Member's in the house.,
I am bout to take a blood oath with my girlfriend but i am afraid, what if we cant marry?
How can it be broken?
Can the two partners(me and my girlfriend, if the two of us agree) break it?
Pls i don't want insult .,
I only need matured answers

post=114716778:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/7/kenyan-woman-allegedly-stabs-her-husband-to-death-over-phone-text-messages.html

themountain:
Please I am in need of advice desperately. I recently resigned from my previous Job, just after receiving my salary. My boss was mean and toxic to me, to the extent that immediately I received my salary I left. I have sent my resignation letter.
I left for another opportunity in another state.
Now, the problem is that the job I left for is not as it turned out to be. I have regretted the move ever since.
Would it be okay if I called my boss and beg for another opportunity to come back?

coolxpaul:
Nollywood actor Aguba who was recently rescued by OPM Pastor Chibuzor had told the preacher that he can only marry a virgin from Isreal.

This is coming on the heels of the public notice that a wife is needed urgently for the actor.

Aguba who appears to be unhinged rejected a widow who agreed to be his wife and have his children and insists that he wants an European virgin instead.

The preacher however has promised to send him to rehabilitation.

Error401:
he is actually a good artist, dont mind his looks. His songs are nice. You can listen to "loving you", rocking" or gone far.

Nostring:
lol my apologies, thought you were trolling or a badbelle

Error401:
u dont know zino?

Nostring:
a popular musician... So who are u too wayre?

Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8L9M2Xi9gw

Hamachi:
Job Description

Assists the CEO with daily administrative duties and completes a broad variety of administrative tasks that include managing an active calendar of appointments.
He/She must be energetic and willing to work Saturdays and long hours. He should be available for immediate employment.
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Assists the CEO with daily administrative duties and completes a broad variety of administrative tasks that include managing an active calendar of appointments; completing expense reports.
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Coordinates meetings and strategic activities with The Management Team, and members of staff.
Communicates on behalf of the CEO with Board members, donors, financiers, and others on matters related to programmatic initiatives as directed following confirmation of details and approval of CEO.
Conducts research on prospective corporate and financiers and assembles materials needed for the proposals.
Supports CEO in his/her external commitments that can lead to growth.
Board Support and Liaison:

Serve as the CEO’s administrative liaison to the Board of Directors and manages Board activities, which include coordinating quarterly Board meetings. Liaison with the lawyer and CEO to ensure smooth meeting.
Maintain Board portal and records of all correspondence and meetings.
Management Liaison:

Participates as an adjunct member of the management including assisting in scheduling, attending meetings. Represents the CEO in designated meetings as may be required.
Assists in coordinating the agenda of senior management team meetings. Prepares an account of the meetings and designates and follows up on assigned action items.
HR/Admin Support:

Recruitment support in attracting the best talents into the company
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Maintain and ensure adequate record of staff members and all necessary Human resources documentation.
Arrange verification of Reference and Guarantors of all staff members
Monitor developments with staffs and advise the CEO from time to time on motivation and retention strategies.
Collate and complete staff KPIs quarterly for the finance department to pay.
Supervise the security team of the company.
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Maintain office supply inventory record and replenishments.
Overseeing special projects and tracking progress towards company goals.
Induction training for junior staff members on company’s vision, mission and core values
Handle request for transportation and provide logistic support to management staffs.
Handle request for use of conference room and ensure proper conduct and maintenance of the conference room.
Maintain financial records
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Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, Business Administration, or a related field.
5 - 10 years of experience.
Prior experience working as an Accounting Officer or a similar position in the Accounting Department.
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Strong analytical skills.
Good time management abilities


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