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CareerRe: Foreign Masters Degree Or Professional Training In ElC&A by MirthOsas(m): 9:41pm On Oct 24, 2019
bamiDee1:
Ok. Brother, please how may I help you?
I really need your help as regards getting a firm to gain experience in E&I Engineering, I'm a graduate of Electrical/Electronic Engineering.
CareerRe: Foreign Masters Degree Or Professional Training In ElC&A by MirthOsas(m): 11:24am On Oct 23, 2019
bamiDee1:
Thanks for the advice.

However, I have acquired upward 4 years field experience in E&I engineering, covering construction, installation, commissioning and a bit of control/Automation (talking about programming). I have a couple of experience in project engineering with the knowledge of Prima Vera P6 for project planning, scheduling and progress reporting.

I want to gather more knowledge via training/Msc alongside training, also have foreign work experience so I could have my own establishment. What would you suggest?
Hey OP, I really need your help too as I would love to gain valuable experience in E&I engineering. I'm a recent graduate with little/no experience
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 6:31am On Oct 07, 2019
BlackHummer:
I just got a message from my source some 30mins ago or 1hr thereabout that the recruitment list has been approved by FCC and the APL of successful candidates is on its way to Kaduna for printing.

Fasten your seatbelt for impact. APL to be dropped latest 12th october.
Your source don load finish abi. Issorite, Kontinue!
PhonesRe: Phones Better Than The Tecno Camon 12 Within The Same Price Range by MirthOsas(op): 11:08pm On Oct 05, 2019
korban3134:
***Apologies in advance if you're a Tecno Marketer***

In answer to your enquiry the;

1. Umidigi A5 Pro.....Under 42k
2. Umidigi Power.....Under 47k
and phones are superior and cheaper....

CHECK GOOGLE , CHECK DETAILED USER REVIEWS ONLINE, & YOUTUBE.....
lol @bolded, I'm not a marketer oo
Thanks for the suggestions, but there seems to be lots of issues with umigidi devices esp the A5pro.. I skimmed through the umidigi thread
PhonesRe: Phones Better Than The Tecno Camon 12 Within The Same Price Range by MirthOsas(op): 11:02pm On Oct 05, 2019
eki2000:
Price range should be 47,500-50,000, then I suggest Nokia 4.2 (49k), Redmi 7, Galaxy A10s(44k).
Thanks for the suggestions, I'd check them out
PhonesPhones Better Than The Tecno Camon 12 Within The Same Price Range by MirthOsas(op):
Hey guys, I'm kinda confused as regards the phone I should get.. budget is 48k max.... with the recent release of the Camon 12 with mouth-watering specs at a very friendly price (47500) shocked, I'd like your suggestions for others smartphones better than the aforementioned that's within thesame price range. Thanks in anticipation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 10:32pm On Sep 30, 2019
naijatruth2019:
Happy Independence in Advance
Dude afa na, does the latest 4th October motion still stand?
AgricultureRe: How To Get Best Hybrid Plantain Sucker/ Plantain Farm Management in Nigeria by MirthOsas(m): 10:03pm On Sep 29, 2019
Beboy23:
You can only get seedling
That's exactly what I'm asking about, how can I get the seedling? being that I'd like my farm to be situated in Edo state
AgricultureRe: How To Get Best Hybrid Plantain Sucker/ Plantain Farm Management in Nigeria by MirthOsas(m): 2:15pm On Sep 29, 2019
Beboy23:
Avocado
hey OP, how can I get the seeds for this kind of Avocado?
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by MirthOsas(m): 2:06pm On Sep 29, 2019
Lexusgs430:
Those saying Umidigi cameras are not good, line up for some umifloggings........
These cats are beautiful, can I get one?
Career. by MirthOsas(op):
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 3:17pm On Sep 18, 2019
Sotrue:
It’s too early to give up. The recruitment is still ongoing and they would soon call the successful applicants. There is still hope even in the transparency of the recruitment process. It’s just that some of us are taking it like a do or die affair and attaching so much emotion to it forgetting that only a handful would be employed out of the multitude.
How soon? undecided
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon 12 Unboxing And Initial Impression by MirthOsas(m): 2:23pm On Sep 16, 2019
TemmyT002:
47k?
Chisos
And I bought Camon 11 for 58k
That's because of the influx of phone brands that provides better value w.r.t price. The likes of Xiaomi, Umidigi and the recent low budget samsung phones made them have a rethink about their pricing stategy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 2:14pm On Sep 16, 2019
jaiye4love:
Don't worry it will soon get to you. I think the payment should end today after the payment of candidates for 3rd?
I hope so. Have you been paid?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 2:06pm On Sep 16, 2019
dem never reach the page wey my name dey? Local man cannot can anymore
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2019
furrr:
grin grin cheesy
Oya switch off ya device and go to bed... which kind wahala be dis..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 6:48pm On Sep 10, 2019
coolMaybe
Gmajor:
Why does it seem legit?
Is it because it confirms your prejudices?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 3:32pm On Sep 10, 2019
Celebsnews:
Information reaching me from a genuine source states that, Apl could likely drop this week.

Thirty people were recruited from each state.

Taraba and Nasarawa state cut off mark was reduced, because applicants from these states didn't perform too well in the interview. So, they were tendered mercy.

#I'mout
Seems legit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 3:15pm On Sep 10, 2019
Teaser4:
lool bro...i bet he's typing...
cheesy cheesy cheesy @EasyMoneySniper where art thou?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 2:16pm On Sep 10, 2019
Saimeritus:
December bro
Bros, Bros, Bros.. shey it's because they've paid you abi...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 2:13pm On Sep 10, 2019
Teaser4:
easysniper right now...
kikikikiki, I'm waiting for the next authoritative post from him
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 2:09pm On Sep 10, 2019
Clifwoods:
Sadly, APL will not drop this month, as the NNPC board meeting have been shifted to month end. Expect APL in October.
Let them pay my TF biko, Ayam tayad... 3rd July prospective GTs afa na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 6:11pm On Sep 08, 2019
This is Aweeeesoooome. Nice one @number5
number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS grin

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme grin (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 11:50pm On Sep 06, 2019
Sempumping:
Jesus is the way ,the Truth " and the life tongue
I've got a feeling that you know something, what are you not telling us?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 11:32pm On Sep 06, 2019
Sempumping:
cheesy cheesy y'all dont like the truth
What's the truth? undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2019
billygreg:
cool
E sure for me say i go get APL. Na just time
make sense
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 6:29pm On Sep 06, 2019
billygreg:
NNPC should release APL biko. Local man is tired of checking nairaland Autos for the latest tokumbo Benz grin grin
loms, so you don dey plan how to spend upfront wey never come abi, continue..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 6:02pm On Sep 03, 2019
VGJBEJ:
How true, heard Oga Jarus had been paid? Wantu check somtin
You're late! you were rightly informed though
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 10:13pm On Sep 02, 2019
olaidefat:
They ( 5 trainees from Bayelsa state) are recruited for Floating Production Storage and Offloading (FPSO) unit that will commence operations soon.
Chairman, do you have any idea as regards when APL would be released? I wantu check something
AgricultureRe: Free Agricultural Training On Plants And Animals by MirthOsas(m): 3:08pm On Aug 29, 2019
Thank you so much sir for your kind gesture, I'd really like you to talk on Poulty farming - broilers especially(Organic if possible).
PS. I'm an electrical engineer but I want to invest in poultry
apakoso2020:
every training here shall be 100% free,kindly state the aspects of agriculture you wish to learn about and invest into,i will carefully use this list to draw out my training syllabus,i will receive your interest lists for 72 hours,add mine,then we start training immediately,waiting for your interest lists
CareerRe: Get Free Access To Over 200k Hot Premium Video Courses Online(lynda.com) by MirthOsas(m): 1:23pm On Aug 26, 2019
konnetu:
Ask me how...
Hello OP, I am interested in the courses, but I am currently not on whatsapp as I lost my phone, could you please send the requirements to my mail?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MirthOsas(m): 3:10pm On Aug 06, 2019
Ppretty:
As much as i would love Apl to drop this week, something tells me we should be patient and wait till 12th August and there on after because it will be a month after the conclusion of interview. Take note that notification for CBT came on the 22nd of May and the test was 1st June. Then that of interview came 26th June (about a month after CBT notification)and the interview started on the 1st of July. Hence, its plausible that notification for APL will start from 12th of August (pending when the sallah break falls) .
Please this is my personal submission, i never cited any source/sauce.
Even without a source, this sauce is spicy....

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