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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 2:34am On Jan 10, 2024
deept:
Who we go come gree for? Are the alternatives actually alternatives?
Yes , Labour is. My life is objectively worse than it was 5 years ago. I need a change and by jove, I m going to get it.

I draw the line at anything illegal but I m going to knock on every door. Canvass everywhere and talk to everyone. Tories gotta go.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 12:32am On Jan 10, 2024
bigtt76:
Hmmm ...thank you for this explanation cheesy ...so they only reduced the NI to enable access it via tax and put in another pool for their spending on other things and shoook us £2 in return ....we no go gree cheesy
No gree o this 2024. Its them vs the people. I pity anyone canvassing for them.it won't be easy.
Romance › Re: I Never Knew Women Are So Manipulative Until I Got Married by missjekyll: 8:21pm On Jan 09, 2024
So much terrible advice here. Sounds like your wife has yet to learn to accept differences in opinion while still letting love reign.

Talk to her about it. "I love you but we do not have to agree about everything "

Use safe words " shall we agree to disagree on this " .
Don't let these marriage endurers spoil your enjoyment marriage.

Well done
Family › Re: Am Feeling So Disconnected From My Maternal Uncle And Aunties by missjekyll: 7:25pm On Jan 09, 2024
winner37:
Please I don't know if this my new acquired habits is normal.. Am living closed to my aunts and uncle in the town,infact the distance from my house to my uncle and one of my aunt's house is walkable..
Before I do visit them one after another mostly very Sundays evening or sometimes when I closed from work early I will drive down to my aunt's house I will spend time with her and her children like 3 to 4 hours than I go home or getting home after working i will have a Walk down to my uncle's house spend time with him and kids before and returned home have being doing this since last Year..
It was around October last year the feelings of visiting my uncle and aunties suddenly changed closing from work I will just drive home without getting in touch of any place I will tried hard to go out I can't my heart is just harden from visiting my uncle and aunties even when we are living close by ..
If I should tell you during Christmas season I didn't visited any of them ,my uncle called me to come and see him but I get it so hard to go to his house, one of my aunts called me on 25th why am i not coming to see her I quickly covered it up with some excuses..
Now my uncle is in a fight with me because I have stop going to his house ,I don't know what my aunts will be thinkig why I stopped coming to their houses.

The reason of my new attitude is unknown to me I don't really know how to deal with this ..
Lol. You must have picked up new friends or new habits that's why.
They sound like lovely people. Please go , explain that its not anything they have done, you are just busier now but always happy to see them. Invite them to your house too.



They ll understand
Family › Re: Why Do Village People Look Haggard And Malnourished? by missjekyll: 7:05pm On Jan 09, 2024
This is a very low information thread. Or are you trolling us?

You mean you don't know why malnutrition is more in rural areas?

This is astounding. If you are still there, make some friends,then ask them this question.

Gosh
Romance › Re: Meet The Man Who Has Not Slept Since 1973 And Reason by missjekyll: 6:52pm On Jan 09, 2024
Chibrownz:
In the realm of extraordinary stories, one man stands out a man who has defied the natural rhythm of sleep for nearly half a century. Meet Paul Kern, the unyielding spirit who hasn’t slept a wink since 1973.

It’s a story that sounds like a plot from a science fiction movie, but Paul’s wakeful journey is as real as it gets. Back in the early ’70s, an unfortunate accident during a surgery left Paul in a state where the need for sleep seemed to vanish from his life.

Read more and see photos of him: https://africalevel.com/meet-the-man-who-has-not-slept-since-1973-and-reason/
Not sleeping is incompatible with life
Christianity Etc › Re: SCOAN: TB Joshua’s Church Counters BBC Investigation by missjekyll: 6:22pm On Jan 09, 2024
Benblaq:
Simple!
Gbam
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 5:59pm On Jan 09, 2024
bigtt76:
With the changes in the National Insurance percentage, would monthly take home increase or decrease? Checked on the HMRC app and they are saying it would be higher from April 2023 to 6th January 2024 due to the changes taking effect from January 2024. Not sure what they meant
Your NI has come down slightly however because your food bills, energy bills , rent, mortgage has gone up and also because your personal tax free allowance has remained the same(fiscal drag) , You will see ZERO increase in take-home. In effect they took £10 and gave back £2.


We all need to register to vote and vote strategically to get this dogs dinner of a government out.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 5:43pm On Jan 09, 2024
iyatrustee:
This document is mostly used to validate our Nigerian License in Canada. It won't do anything to prove your No claims discount.

Approach Axa Mansard to issue you one even if it is for the one year comprehensive insurance you did, hopefully it was in your name.

For clarification purposes, the letter should come from your insurance company and not FRSC. See sample attached
Gosh. At least 3 typos in this. AXA budget no longer covers secretaries?

Sorry , I m a bit of a grammar nazi
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 5:40pm On Jan 09, 2024
Jamesclooney:
It’s a legit document. I don’t need to check any website. Here’s a redacted version of the sample.
I’ve confirmed from ex-colleagues in Canada, this is what they use.
But this font is cartoonish. I m happy they accepted it. Must have had a good laugh at our expense.
Romance › Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by missjekyll: 5:37pm On Jan 09, 2024
YoungBlackRico:
You be werey 🤣😂 see as I burst out laughing
He was being a creep. yuck. There's something very wrong with him. Disgvsting
Christianity Etc › Re: Why This Popular Deliverance Minister In Nigeria Resigned, Will Shock You by missjekyll: 5:34am On Jan 08, 2024
Veejay123:
It was mixed feelings today at Christ Chosen Tabernacle, as Servant Victor David, a one time Ragae Musician by the stage name, Dr Hammer of the "Old Mama Youngy fame", who is now a servant My of God with the auntion for deliverance, tendered his resignation letter to Church council.

He said it has been a joyous and glamorous moment ever since he started ministering from the time the ministry was founded in year 2011.

He said it was an opportunity for him and his family and will like to use this opportunity to appreciate everyone one of them who had been there physically, spiritually, Financially and morally for him and his family while he was the servant of God.

He prayed that, God almighty will bless them and their family greatly and give them a supernatural turnaround that will shock their enemies in Jesus name.

He continued, " I am presently tendering this letter of resignation because the bible says, there is time for everything, quoting Ecclesiastes 3 V 1-8.

He said 'like I said, some few weeks ago, the Almighty God has given devine instructions for the birth of three new Ministries and I will need to be active on them like never before.

The Ministries are: 1. Champions Network Inter'l 2. Champions Deliverance Ministry 3. Prophetess Vivian International Ministry.

The above Ministries are going to be demanding and time consuming.

As a result, there will have to be an appointment of a disciple from the present disciples who will be in charge from henceforth.

He concluded that, the a financial report of the ministry will be submitted next week.

He thanked everyone for accepting his letter in good faith and prayed for an uncommon blessing for them.

On the other hand, the Spoke person for the Council, who was shocked, said he was too small to accept the resignation letter of the servant of God, however, requested that he should please help so that, God will select the right person that will lead them by himself.

The servant of God now told them, God will definitely choose a replacement by himself from His disciples, to carry on His work.
Romance › Re: My Ex Still Calls Me By Pet Names by missjekyll: 5:27am On Jan 08, 2024
She calls everyone by a pet name. Move on
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 3:55am On Jan 08, 2024
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 3:48am On Jan 08, 2024
BouharryArtikou:
Infact, the super priority is £1,000.00 on top of the £2,885.00 application fee.
Is it now ? Wrong again. Thanks . I believe someone said it was £100
Romance › Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by missjekyll: 3:28am On Jan 08, 2024
EEIA:
You wey your battery remain 1 bar. grin


Just watch out anytime you step out of the house. What I see will happen to you if time is not taken is not funny but It makes me laugh.
It is in my nature.


Fast and pray for 1 week against misfortunes. There are three lines up for you this year.

Pray hard. You can choose to ignore ( your choice ) but I tell you, you will remember this day.
There are a thousand ways to die in this Nigeria.This phone you are pressing, have you prayed against electric shock? That roof you are under, bullet pierce am nko? It's now 3am , optimal armed robber and hired assassin operation time. When dem reach hospital inside keke, Dr go say lailai, oxygen no dey.
Even if you wake up tomorrow, have you prayed against ogogoro drinking busdrivers? Igbosmoking Olopa nko? Areaboys? Trailer fall ontop ya car? Herdsmen on the road? The end will be as inconsequential and ignominious as the beginning.


Are you ready? Does it matter?
Romance › Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by missjekyll: 12:19am On Jan 08, 2024
EEIA:
So sad you never got to enjoy the warmth in between her legs.
You seem to like her. Was she beautiful? Was she light skin?


(No Ofensce angry )
Looks like we ve found the next person .
Romance › Re: Feminists Were Really Foolish On This One! by missjekyll: 12:01am On Jan 08, 2024
drimzsmoke:
Bros, you don't get it. The whole idea of "feminism" on nairaland by most female monickers is just crazy. My own mum worked from 5AM to 9PM (she closes at work by 4 and resume at her shop that time). But she didn't say because she was a REAL feminist, she won't cook for us(my p-man inclusive) or bath us. My dad only cooked and bathed us as children may be once or twice(I can only remember 1 time)
Have you asked her how she really felt about this? And whether this is what she wants for her kids. You are an adult now, you should talk to your parents like friends.
Was your father a deadbeat? Seems like he did not breadwin and did no work in the house. What was he good for then?
Celebrities › Re: “check Your Account Balance” – Teni Gifts Mummy Zee Huge Amount Of Money by missjekyll: 11:55pm On Jan 07, 2024
I m a bit taken aback. Didn't think she was a pick me
Romance › Re: Size Of Vagina Matters A Lot To Me In Choosing A Life Partner by missjekyll: 11:49pm On Jan 07, 2024
It is tiny and minuscule.
Curious345:
My worst fear ; embarking on a marital journey with a lady whose vagina muscles don't grip around by deek(my deek ain't small).

So, I'm currently thinking about this issue with fear and trepidation.

I know if a marry a tight vag lady , I'll get the sweet sensation I desire during love making . And it's for life .

But a lady who is loose below ,will make it look like movements without motion .

And most Nigerian ladies a quite loose down there .

Please I need help to choose wisely . I have 3 lady that I'm considering.. but I'll have to choose one
Politics › Re: Top Ranking Soldier Lambast Gov Sanwo - Olu For Arresting His Boy (pic,video) by missjekyll: 11:47pm On Jan 07, 2024
Hurbashola:
HIGH RANKING SOLDIER REACT TO GOV SANWO - OLU ARRESTING HIS BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biPdrcrDAHw

Yet another soldier slams Governor of Lagos state Sanwo-Olu for arresting a fellow soldier plying one-way along Lagos-Badagry expressway
Is he well at all? This is a nono. Army , can you call your men to order please? This is getting out of hand.

Mr Man you ve been on missions and you still don't have sense. Haba Mallam
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 3:26pm On Jan 07, 2024
Mamatukwas:
I saw the increase and it pained me I won’t lie. Wahala for those with 5-7 children cry

Meanwhile, I want to buy pounds. Who has please?
Dependents can apply for citizenship straight so long as has been 5 years in the UK unless I m reading this wrong. Citizenship is cheaper.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 2:53pm On Jan 07, 2024
BouharryArtikou:
Fees for Life in the UK test is £50 for most Monday-Saturday bookings. Some centres charge up to £65 for Sunday bookings.

The increased fee missjekyll (& Hyde) is referring to is the ILR (visa) application itself which increased sometime last year from £2,405 to £2,885 per applicant for normal (up to 26-week wait time application). You may be able to pay either an extra £500 (for priority) or £800 (super priority) to cut waiting times to 5 days or 1 day respectively.
Thanks. Should have been clearer
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll:
derbylicious:
Happy new year.
Kindly recommend resources (app &/or website) for a successful life in the UK test prep please.
Use the official LITK handbook(10£ for a months access i think). Read it twice and go to exam.
More importantly, ILR application fees now increased by 488 pounds extra.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 10:27pm On Jan 05, 2024
I ve been on here for 4 years and disagree with you on this , with respect.

This openness is the attitude I met on this thread and its been modelled ever since the first thread.

We are getting even more members than before and must keep this thread a safe space. No room for being mean on here.

ReesheesuKnack:
No one says a question is ‘silly’.
My point is: A Briton working in Nigeria on a Work permit visa is an Expatriate.

A Nigerian working on a SKILLED visa in Britain is also an EXPATRIATE.

It says a lot that an EXPATRIATE Nigerian, on a SKILLED work permit (visa) to the UK is unable to do the most basic checks/research to know the link for visa application.

I tell you what (in my opinion, which I am entitled to) would have shown that this is an expat?

“Hi all, A friend got a skilled worker visa sponsorship and is in the process of visa application. Is www.uk.com/skilledworker the correct application link? Or are there any other correct links folks are aware of?”

In as much as there are no “silly” questions on this thread, We (ALL of us) should as much as possible discourage laziness and a penchant for being spoon-fed.
Family › Re: Deleted by missjekyll: 12:58pm On Jan 05, 2024
You must be on kolos. Strong kolos. How creepy
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 12:48pm On Jan 05, 2024
I do not agree. I met this thread as a safe space where no question is "silly". It has remained so and wont be changing now.

Pls ask your questions. The questioner does not get lost


ReesheesuKnack:
Honestly , I think this someone needs help, serious help.

Someone who has been in the UK for sometime. Has gotten a tonne of experience, enough for them to apply for SKILLED VISA. Keyword: SKILLED. Someone who has gone through the rigours of health & care training, enough to work as an Expatriate in the UK. Someone who made job applications, attended interviews and found eligible for SKILLED worker visa.

Yet someone has to ask a friend to ask on a faceless forum for the link to apply for the visa?


I know that my position may vary with a lot of people here, but I honestly think that some people are not doing themselves any good.
If the question was about some technicalities of completing the visa form, I would say fair enough… but to not take 2 minutes of your own time to google uk visa application link? Imagine the circle. The CoS owner doesn’t know the link. The CoS owner had to ask you, and you too doesn’t know. And both of you couldn’t take 3 minutes to search online, but to come to Nairaland and ask the most rudimentary question?

You (we all) can do better.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 12:40pm On Jan 05, 2024
Gosh, this was a tad harsh, wasnt it. The OP was redirected to google eventually.

We just thought to model being nice to each other. Just like that coworker you enjoy working with. The one you jump up to greet and follow to lunch.

adekzy:
He's not acting sanctimonious, your reply was rude, unhelpful and condescending to say the least.

The goal of asking questions here to learn from people that already toll the path, making it easy to avoid unnecessary mistakes.... And if you can't help a situation because you don't know you either wákà pass or you don't belong here in the first place.

Hundreds of direct helpful have been shared here without anyone sending us to a wild goose 🪿 chase on Google.

I type in peace ✌️
Politics › Re: SE & SS Please Let's All Go Mad Next Election With Them (pic) by missjekyll: 6:13am On Jan 05, 2024
I like this. El rufai might do some good though. Let's put FFK or Gandollars. That way , Nigeria ll spoil quicker
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by missjekyll: 1:46am On Jan 05, 2024
They asked Do you need sponsorship now or will you need it in future?
Unless he is planning to leave the UK when his PSW expires, the answer to this question is yes.

bigtt76:
Since you already have PSW, say no but they will definitely ask you what type of visa you have and you mention same. It shouldn't affect your chances though except the organisation is employing long term in which case 2 years might be too small for them. But I think you shouldn't worry about this for now, concentrate on getting yourself invited for interview. I applied with a student visa and was called up for several interviews, so I don't think its any big deal. All the best.

You should also research companies on the UK Skilled Worker Sponsor lists ...my bro @Hustla can help you with that or you scour on the Gov.uk website.
Family › Re: Different View,my Wife Is Seeing Me As A Devil by missjekyll: 12:36am On Jan 05, 2024
Kobojunkie:
That is nothing close to what you claimed though. It would be a reasonable way to but not what you said at all. lipsrsealed
You win . Whatever the argument was, you win. Now get out of my mentions
Family › Re: Different View,my Wife Is Seeing Me As A Devil by missjekyll: 12:23am On Jan 05, 2024
Kobojunkie:
If you truly believe that what they are arguing about does not exist, shouldn't you instead definitely state that they are both wrong? undecided
That would be another way of saying this. I just chose mine. Choose yours, why don't you?

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