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XingXhang:
You are. I'll some day employ you as my secretary.

Yes my daughter.

What is your routine for the day?

Will you tell me there or here?

See your mouth....like you can birth me.

A lot actually....
There

Explorers:
No, helmets of the rescue team.

Ok....I understand.

XingXhang:
Hmm, in your mind you're one professional Editor

Nice sha for taking the initiative. Qualities of a good secretary. Hmm

I am, am I not?

You are welcome

XingXhang:
I saw what you did

Lol...nice isn't it?

See this one too.

Explorers:
Special equipment used by the rescue able to transmit live video from the camera mounted on their helmets.

So they can be seen now?
I don't understand.

BabbanBura:
and i like that about you

Thanks

XingXhang:
Don't o. All NL hungry guys...
Will paste mine...

I modified my previous message. Look up.

I noticed the modification & did justice to yours.
You can do same.

XingXhang:
Oh nice.

E-copy. So all can see it on the page.

You are the lady. I don't even know anymore how to drag you to WhatsApp

Yeah...that's it o.

I am?
Oh! You do know.

XingXhang:
Writings? Wow, what are you writing on?

I want to develop the minutes I wrote in yesterday's meeting. I also upload an E-copy on our WhatsApp group page.

Where's the lady na?

LilSfc:
One bottle of origin for you babe

Thanks.
I have never made my stance on the type of feminism pushed by our ladies these days hidden.

XingXhang:
I'm good. How's yours?

The lady above me though...

Great. Writing things on my mind.

Who's the lady above you?
You sent me on a wild goose chase & I didn't see any lady.

As a lady, I support this man.

*Time wasted, cannot be regained for it is precious.

*Always trust your gut feeling. It's like a sixth sense that's never recognised.

*The word "friendship" is overrated cos everyone has some degree of SELFishness in them. Be wise.

*Constant disappointments and heartbreaks could be avoided if you learn not to expect anything from anyone.

*Expecting everyone to like you is like attempting to climb Mount Everest without climbing gears & expecting to make it to the summit. It's never possible.

boiz2men:
I asked cos I was trying to find excuses for you guys. I mean y u guys chatting on nl when you could exchange numbers

I know right!
Well, some things are unexplainable

XingXhang:
I even typed that on sleepy eyes

How's your night

It was great and yours?

How are you this morning?

boiz2men:
Nothing...

Alright.

XingXhang:
We'll eat in the dream together.
Heard of initiation? Initiating you through rice and egg sauce

Go joor. It'snotmeandyou.

I can't wait for the day to break o.

Modified: Slept? Goodnight

XingXhang:
Yeah... Watching a movie. Had plenty of rest when the rain was falling You left me here?

E pele. You know how my day went.

Where's my food?

XingXhang:
Hey you.

Yayyy!!!
He's still awake.

boiz2men:
You try well well

What happened?

XingXhang:
Seriously or Sarcasm?

Seriously. I mean who doesn't like egg sauce?

I slept off
Good morning.

Where is my food?

XingXhang:
You don't like it?

I love it too much that I might probably dream about it.

XingXhang:
Teesha Teesha

Thanks anyways. We are grateful.
Anyway, you promised to tell me everything at the end of it all. So I'm all ears.

Stick around for it and more? That more got my attention

White and Egg Sauce

Yep...that's me

Yes I did. But I did remember saying it won't be here.

Lol...of course that's my intention...to catch your attention.

Chai!

XingXhang:
Lolz. Test needs be done before promotion can be given.
Isn't that's the rule?

Cooked food. I am cooking rice already.
If stick around long...

But I have the final say here na. So, as the teacher here, I say, "no more test." There's promotion however & there's nothing anyone of us can do about it

I'm interested in that rice oo. I will stick around for long cos of it............& more
Jollof or white?

XingXhang:
Paragraph 2: You're right. I didn't state it. I didn't categorically do that, yeah.

But honestly, I mean to be honest, I'm not upset. If I sound that way, Sowie. Bring your head closer

And come on, keep testing. Sha remember that we agreed that I'm not gonna fail...

Stubborness? Nothing to blink about ey!

Take fruit at least. You need it to regain lost energy.

Good.

Ok...I believe you. I do.
Wanna do some whispering?

I'm not testing again. Is it your testing?

I'm only hungry for cooked food. I have fruits and vegetables around but I'm only hungry for food.
Help me out will ya

boiz2men:
An innocent question. Does your mail work?

Can you receive pm?

Yeah....It does.
I can.
Why?

XingXhang:
I'm not unhappy. It's just intriguing.

First of all, have you gotten the food?

Secondly, the test? It's not that then what?

Thirdly, I said don't ask but you stubborn... Okay, I'm not in a hurry because, hastiness is a sign of immaturity.
That encompasses everything you need to know lolz.

That's right.


Have you ascertained what you'll eat yet?

It's intriguing but yet you didn't address the issue I raised in paragraph 2.

This test is really important to you huh? Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it. Ok, I'm no more testing you. I'm sorry for prolonging the issue. I will still tell you what it was about but not here.

Thank God you know I'm stubborn. Although I'm good stubborn not bad stubborn
I like the ssound of that....maturity is bae

It's already late sef for heavy food. So I will manage till tomorrow. Then I will eat what I want.

Stop sounding upset e jor

XingXhang:
I want to know you. More!
I want us to be friends on Whatsapp and chat more BUT I've tried to bring up that topic once but it didn't get attention but... 'if you stick around long enough
But then, I've met some NL ladies in real life but it didn't really culminate...or hasn't culminated...

I understand you may want this open forum for the verification and solidification of our 'friendship' and perhaps the overall testing of my character and personality. .. The Test, I suppose.

I'm not in a hurry to bring you closer. Don't ask me why.

I've not seen you but sometimes It's like I have.

Don't blush. I mean every word I'm typing.

My boy just returned. He brought quite some eggs. Some cracked and some complete. We fried the cracked ones, sent him to get a loaf of bread. Both of are taking that. By 7:30pm, we'll cook rice and fry more eggs and I suppose his bro will meet that one.

Hmmmm...this is a very long one. I must have struck a chord there, right?

You sound unhappy with me. Are you? Now, I'm going to be straight with you. Yes, you brought up that topic but no where did you mention WhatsApp or getting to know me more. You know that.

Oh no...that's not what's happening. I can't say I'm verifying you here when I haven't set my eyes on you. I will just be deceiving myself. 'Cause a lot of people here not what they seem to be. So what sort of power do I have to be able to detect that? No ones character and personality can be ascertained anonymously dear. So that's not what the TEST is all about.

You know I will ask.
So, please tell me. I'm interested.

I know you mean them . Thanks.

Chai! See food! And I'm here....hungry

XingXhang:
Yeah, you know I am.

You know what I want to know... Okay, tell me nau..
You're hoarding information and that's not good for the economy

Oh the rains! Mine is still pouring heavily.

Should I send you an umbrella?

Now you are making me blush.

Ok...tell me what you want to know. Just say it.

I have an umbrella. But the warmth here is too good for me to even attempt opening the door let alone stepping out.
What are YOU going to have for dinner?

XingXhang:
Hmm... Lolz...

But...maybe I got entangled caring for you every other day and I forgot what really matters most to you?

About the many 'coincidences' including the book stuff and how God could be saying something... Blah blah blah

You told me the writing is all work-stuff and you'll telle later... I wanted to know more about that. You know?

How can you be hungry? Please make something now, no-one else @ home?

Now you are beginning to sound French...caring for me? Awwwww

Yes I remember saying that. And I know I will still tell you. You know I will. Abd I know you want to know

Why can't I be hungry? Am I not a human being?
My bros and wife are around. There's food in the house o but that's not what I want to eat. It's raining & Ican't go out

XingXhang:
More like it, make excuses for me Biko.

You're sounding Ibibio actually I understandeth not.

But well, if it's in form of a question, you know I'm trying to be civil knowing the obvious reason...

Well, we talked about your writing skills and how we intend to talk about it more often but...

Nap? The rain is still raining...i will soon sha

What's there to eat?

See your teeth...lol

I will soon sound Tagalo.
I don't know the obvious reason o
But I want to know what comes after that "but...". Tell me.

Nothing much. I want to eat spag but I can't go out to buy. So I really don't know. And I'm hungry.

XingXhang:
Lols, you're making think like... What have I not done or being doing?
But you said, something tells you I will pass. Are you now giving up on that something?

Another way to where?

Lol....think o. Maybe you will think out the answer this night

Yes. I'm thinking of another angle to the whole thing. Maybe you will not pass it cos of a reason that might not be your fault. That means I might ending up waiting for long not knowing that passing the test is beyond you.
Lol...I'm sounding Greek right? I promise to explain everything soon.

Another way to you na....
Another way for a new test of course