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Many of us fall victim of over-loving then end up as Magas or fools. If you’ve experienced any of these? You may be a victim.

a. She Dumped You After Paying School Fees For 5 Years.
b. Uncle Saka Gives Her G-Strings
c. She Can’t Stay Over Because Of Friday Church Vigil
d. She Stylishly Hides You From Her Friends
e. She is Closer To Her Phone Than To You

Let me explain.

i. She Dumped You After Paying School Fees For 5 Years.

It’s nice to be kind not foolish. This girl with small waist like the size of a 5kobo coin assured you of love and marriage once she is done with her degree program hence you kept paying school fees from your shop. You haven't paid up the N800,000 cooperative loan you borrowed for your business yet you are bragging to your neighbors that your wife-to-be is studying "Electronic matters".
My prayer and hope is that she still finds you attractive after you have suffered paying school fees for 5 years especially if she is now gainfully employed or finds a richer dude who is willing to refund all your money to shut you up.

ii. Uncle Saka Gives Her G-Strings

There is an elderly man who sends her expensive gifts and little gadgets. She claims he is her mother’s younger brother based in Ukraine and is even facilitating her travel to Ukraine for the summer holidays. One afternoon on Valentine ’s day, out of curiosity you opened one of the numerous parcels uncle Saka sent her, alas you find a set of G-strings pants.
It is a good thing if uncle Saka observes her height for a nice evening gown or her feet for a pair of shoes but when he starts observing her waist line to buy G strings, your case will finally be like the children of Israel who saw Canaan land and never entered it because one lying girl has been playing football match under your thick nose that has hair like iron sponge.

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halfricanadian:
Avoid such a person.

such a person is an unprofitable frnd dey do not add to ur life they only subtract from it.

flee from such

When the love is too strong it is not easy...

Everyone makes mistakes, but there are people who find it hard to say sorry after a mistake and its not different in his case. He accuses you of misplacing his car keys or some documents. You both searched for it, turned the mattress over without finding it.

Hours later, he finds the keys in his jeans pocket or the document in the trunk of the car. Instead of saying sorry; he buys you ice cream to compensate for being a jerk. Can Ice cream take the place of a true and sincere "sorry"? But Why?

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Oahray:
This your thread would have been very nice if you had posted the points at the beginning instead of trying to create one unnecessary suspense.

I think you should recreate the thread when you are sure of what you want to write. It's FP material, but not like this.

I'm of the opinion that many nasty attitudes in marriage can be noticed while courting if one is observant enough. Most of the time, people just ignore them cos they are too busy being impressed by looks or money or are just desperate to settle down.

Thank you sincerely. Will do that

5 SIGNS HE MAY SOON HIT YOU(CONTINUED)....

iii. He curses other driver in traffic....

.....While driving with him to the mall, you see him cursing at drivers who are wrongly overtaking and maneuvering. He hunks at drivers who are taking it slowly or being extra careful. While you try to calm him he snaps at you stylishly.

Next time, you may not be lucky instead of just snapping at you, it may be a slap that will cure your malaria.

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(II) He is not sober after an obvious wrong...(CONTINUED)

After a long wait for him, he opens the door and you are greeted by the stench of alcohol. He then rushes into the bathroom to vomit because of excess " ORIJIN", "MARTINI" or even "MONKEY TAIL" then suddenly he shouts you down for expressing your displeasure. By morning he is very weak and asks you for aspirin without being sober. As soon as he gets a liitle strong he picks his car keys and zooms off after talking sweet and fake. By the time he breaks your young waist, you will move in haste.

Afrok:
chai...
Oya tell me... the name fit land me better contract sef... tell me d meaning make i go claim the contract

Afrok na a specie of Fish found in salt water

Afrok:
nah u be that Op, u don get chance

You be real Afrok....Lol. You no wetin afrok mean?

Afrok:
See Op... I should add more before u complete the list when u have chance, u wan use my own join your own to complete the list

I no do, nah by force

You be Olodo

fanacy:
When he's a stammerer.. And you interupts him anytime he's struggling to make a speech

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LMAO...Very funny. Not exactly true. I have a buddy who stammers and one of the nicest persons ever.

Some of us end up being victims of domestic violence simply because we ignored vital signs during courtship.

i. He throws things around during an argument.
Arguments are inevitable. It is my opinion that everything should be verbally resolved. If during such arguments you see him reaching out for the tumbler and smashing it on the wall or you see him furiously stamp his fist on the glass table like a man possessed by a demon; my dear he is not just doing that to scare you, he is practicing how to punch you. One day, he will replace you with that tumbler. If he cannot TALK peacefully then WALK peacefully.

Add yours. I will post more once I get the chance.

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prettythicksme:

see una mouth

I hear a lot of ladies say "My boyfriend is in Dublin and he works with an advertising agency". My dear you have committed to this man for the past 7years holding on to the promise he is coming to take you to the states once he is settled. I hope you understand that Olympus will not always remain standing and these young men are not smiling. Have an exit point shikena.

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DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Such hilarity.

I really am not feeling anything, bruh. The write up i think, is mixed up in a way.[/color]

Ok...noted

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Boss, guilty of what?[/color]

The Point above is clear. People come up with false stories to win favours or even for sex. The write up isn't complex except you are guilty and feeling uneasy my brother

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Your point is?[/color]

Are you guilty

What will it profit a man if his lies gets even the devil confused?. You told her you are an investment banker with Goldman Sachs in the United States of America and you are drilling oil wells in Qatar. Who will not believe you when your Facebook page shows affluence like a Saudi prince.

As expected a nice choir girl fell for you. You even bought her parents "London used" Bold 4 with a promise to change it to iPhone 9. Afterwards, you took the babe with you to the US after a lavish engagement party.

3 weeks down the line, you are blaming her for loosing your Job at the bank and that terrorists are disturbing your oil explorations in the middle east because she has bad luck. As a result the marriage plans must hold until God answers her plenty fasting and vigils for you. But all the while, I repeat all the while, you were a security man in a bakery. You lied because you don't even know what a balanced sheet looks like. You lied and made this girl think she has bad luck.

Some men like to unnecessarily impress women. A true man is comfortable in his skin, when you start looking for other additions to boost your ego like a pregnant goat, you are a coward.

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Palacedaughter:
Nna, this one is thick but it's totally possible to have faulty interpersonal skills on a face-to-face level and a superb one online.

Afterall, for genuine love that will click, it is more of souls connecting than physical attraction. That kinda lasts I think.

Aren't you going to be needing the interpersonal face to face skills after you click online?

OGBANJE ON FACEBOOK...

Every time this young macho man "My friend" is always on Facebook. Clicking pages of Filipino, Chinese or Arab girls sincerely searching for his better half. I got thinking...if people around you at your workplace, malls, church/mosque, neighborhood are not good enough or below standard, do you think Facebook or twitter will provide a better alternative?

If you have a problem getting along with people you've seen face to face and flesh to flesh how easy will it be getting along with someone you have never met? Think about this for a sec.

Yes! It is possible to find genuine people on Facebook or on radio shows but the game changer is not the "Facebook love" but you. Like attract like and same attracts same.

It is only ogbanjes that don't get along with people either on the street, school, church or anywhere for that matter hence Facebook or twitter will not help much. So don't get too excited when you find one beauty queen with long flowing hair and claws trying to hook up with you. Remember that like attract like and same attracts same so she might be an ogbanje like you.

The best thing is to go to a bible-believing church and do the needful. After the deliverance you'll start finding people around you likable.

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STOP LYING.....

Na wa o....isn't it funny many ladies think a wedding ceremony validates them? If you are one of such, I pity you. Some ladies will do anything to be in that Wedding gown. If it is too much of DSTv Channel E! that is causing this nonsense, stop it now and throw that DSTv dish abi plate away.

Grab a bible and grab some sense because WEDDINGS do not and will never define anybody's life. Ignore the various show offs and media deception, all na lie my sister.

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iAmCharis:
OP is HYPOCRITE EMERITUS

Na wa for you o....at least EMERITUS is in your description. TANK you

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Why is it only a mistake when it leads to a baby, but isn't a mistake when it doesn't lead to a baby?

I need to understand your logic.[/color]

Truly Sex Kills. The future consequences of an action makes it known if its a mistake or not.

LizGray:
Smh.



Mistake- Something you do that you later wish you had not done, because it causes a lot of problems.

You defined better than the dictionary. Thank you.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Lol.

Tell me not to judge a person's past, but don't tell me that a d**k navigating a p***y without a condom is a mistake. It's dumb when people say that.

Pulling off her pant isn't a mistake. Removing your boxers isn't a mistake. Sliding in isn't a mistake. The ooohs aahs mmms moaning sounds aren't mistakes. But when conception occurs and a baby is formed, it's a mistake?

Peppersoup logic.[/color]

You guys got no chills o. The English dictionary defines mistake as "To Understand Wrongly". "To do something in error". If somebody fully understands the full consequences of an action would they not reconsider?...this is not to exonerate anyone, but to punish someone over and over again for one crime is not fair.

mizzbouqui:
Okay I will go and have a child outside wedlock

Lol....you already know the consequences and well abreast on how to avoid it, in this case OYO for you. have you heard of HELL FIRE? bouquiaFULL

SHE HAS A CHILD....

If you keep holding up a woman's past mistakes against her then you are worst than the biblical hypocrite.

Because a woman had a child outside wedlock doesn't make her weak or immoral. Mistakes happen.

Don't miss out on true love and care because you are blinded like the Pharisees.


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myners007:
The truth is that the President shell is too heavy for him to crawl with and this could only explain reason for the unnecessary delay in signing the appropriation bill. Nigerians are reaping the benefit of voting for a snail in a Jet Age era.
Word Problem Maths.
(1) If it takes Mr President more than 6 months to sign the budget, how long will it take him to implement it?

(2)If it take Mr President more than 4 months to form a cabinet, how long will it take him to bring about the much desired change in Nigeria?

Am not a fan of Buhari, but are you too myopic to read why he didn't sign the budget. sick of these people.

I will be sharing a couple of wedding lies from time to time. One of such is: A wedding does not validate you.

Na wa o....isn't it funny many ladies think a wedding ceremony validates them? If you are one of such, I pity you. Some ladies will do anything to be in that Wedding gown. If it is too much of DSTv Channel E! that is causing this nonsense, stop it now and throw that DSTv dish abi plate away. Grab a bible and grab some sense because WEDDINGS do not and will never define anybody's life. Ignore the various show offs and media deception, all na lie my sister.

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https://www.facebook.com/firstweddingng/?ref=hl

please where do I get good and affordable wedding rings...these online stores are shams.

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