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Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Oby Ezekwesili Withdraws From NBA Event In Sokoto by MistaCode(m): 4:29pm On May 13, 2022
It's so sad....But this fanatics doesn't give a fvck!!
Celebrities / Re: Sira Kante Involved In An Accident That Fractured Her Spine, Broke Her Ribs by MistaCode(m): 12:31pm On May 13, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Those who have the attitude of stereotyping persons with tattoos..I hope y'all can see the nurse has one on her hand and she's doing just fine at her place of work.. undecided
Africans be criticizing you for your looks..such a myopic reasoning..

That's by the way..the lady looks so fine despite her condition..
take a closer look, it's He and not a she...
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Otedola's Monaco Mansion (Photos) by MistaCode(m): 12:23pm On May 13, 2022
kingthreat:
I wonder the motivation behind this girl showing off all the time. Na only your papa be billionaire?
perhaps na only her papa follow for among the very few legit billionaires, make others try am naw...grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Nahyan Is Dead! (UAE President Dies At 73) by MistaCode(m): 12:15pm On May 13, 2022
This is where they will see Buhari's comments all over the place, but when it involves Nigeria, Baba will be silent and gentle like a dove...

RIP to him tho, he died a fulfilled Man...

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Health / Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by MistaCode(m): 12:05pm On May 13, 2022
Eweeee...Wow, so I just learnt something new today that women have various holes in that oval curve...
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Names Male Contacts On Her Phone Based On Their Private Organ (Pix) by MistaCode(m): 11:58am On May 13, 2022
Well...we all know the community d!ck she's referring to, But this girl wicked oO grin

But my only concern now is why does she still have the number of the community d!ck

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Romance / Re: I Dont Think I Will Ever Trust Girls Again by MistaCode(m): 11:06am On Mar 12, 2022
Chronicles of a simp grin
Sports / Re: Gambling Has Turned Me Into A Serial Debtor!!! by MistaCode(m): 5:04pm On Jan 26, 2022
Austinboy:
I purposely opened this thread so i can let out all I'm passing through and feeling because I've been having suicidal thoughts. Right now as i speak, i can't even use my own original sim as a result of constant threats from people i owe.

Let me start this way. I used to be a very upright person who detested gambling. Even back in school when my then room mate used to, i looked at him somehow. Fast forward to after NYSC, just by hearing a discussion of how someone made 300k with 100 naira. I decided to try. I started out with 100 and then when 1 game cuts it, i will say i have hope. 100 sooned turned to me staking 1000 then i went out of control from there.

I started gambling on dog racing and before i knew it, u did the one which eventually wrecked me. I started gambling on instant virtual first on bet9ja before i moved to sportybet.

Last year was the worst. I made millions of naira but all when down the drain on virtual bets. There have been days when i can finish 500k in just an hour on virtual.

Right now I'm indebted to so many apps. My name has been broadcasted severally and people who used to look uo to me are wondering what went wrong. I don't know if i can ever build my image again. I'm so ashamed of myself that i don't know if i should live again. The problem is anytime i have money, even after saying i won't go back. Once I'm credited, i go straight to it. It won't be an exaggeration to say i have lost over 15m within the last 5 to 6 years I've been into this shameful habbit. Please i need help, i need advice maybe from someone who has gone through this phase successfully because I'm at the verge of ending it all. I used to be so responsible and now my life is not worth emulating at all right now.

Mods please help me move this to front page as i need someone, just anyone to tell me how i can move forward from this mess.
The first thing you need to do is to deactivate your accounts and stay away from Android or IOS phones, make use of Touchlite phones (phones without internet connection) for atleast 2months, Then channel your energy into something more profitable, your business or job

Resist the urge to bet using a friends phone, or going to bet outlets and give God a chance to work in your life weekend basis...!!

This is how a friend of mine conquered his addiction!!
Family / Re: Help! My Wife Is Suddenly Too Violent by MistaCode(m): 11:34am On Jan 18, 2022
The part where she carried belt to teach you a lesson got me seriously laughing... grin grin

Omo... this one strong oO!! Bro your life is at risk, better tell her family to come and restructure their daughter or to come and carry back their property... grin
Romance / Re: How Do I Stop My Friend From Coming To Our House by MistaCode(m): 12:47am On Jan 18, 2022
Nonsense...who told you she's coming to see you, you have done your job by connecting both of them so let them be...You even started acting childish by hiding yourself because she's coming around, I'm sure you felt stupid presenting yourself to her afterwards...!! grin Allow them jooor

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Misbehave, This Is What You Should Do Immediately by MistaCode(m): 10:59pm On Jan 17, 2022
Only real OG's knows this...!! I call it the "fallow method" where you allow the girl to go while you focus on important things in life...!! Trust me guys, this ladies always return back to you, then it's left for you to continue or not...

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Romance / Re: If I Ever Marry A Red Piller by MistaCode(m): 10:35pm On Jan 17, 2022
athaliya:
Been reading alot of "rules" lately online and I laugh to myself because obviously, some people are just making noise online and not ready to do what they brag about but let me indulge them a bit.

I'm talking about the "What is she bringing to the table" gang aka Redpillers

According to them, women only have a v*gina to offer in marriage or a relationship and All Nigerian women are broke hoes (God bless their rich mothers wherever they are).

So let me use myself as an example now...

I founded a limited liability company about 3yrs ago and an NGO about 2yrs ago, been working for about 9yrs now and built my income to about 7 figures monthly. I foot my bills and that of my younger ones myself.

So say I get married to a guy who earns 7 figures too (cus I have realised that broke guys are too much drama grin) and I have agreed to split the bills in the house 50-50.

I hope he knows that the cooking, sweeping, laundry and dish washing will be split 50-50 too?
Infact we would have a time table for domestic chores.

On days that are not my turn, I will lazily wake up by 7am, do absolutely nothing except eat the food cooked by my husband, dress up and zoom off to work while he has to dress the kids up for school and drop the kids off at their school before going to his office. After work, I will eat dinner he cooked and go to bed (he must finish his chores before coming to bed)

Unless he's ready to pay for a chef and a maid (we will split their salaries wink )

Did I just mention kids? Lolzzzz, who will carry the pregnancy? Haaaaa, my work is as important as his own ooo, 9 months is alot of time to be fragile, how will I keep paying my bills and contributing to the family? We had better hire a surrogate and split the bill as well. It shouldn't be more than 3m for everything.

Now the baby(s) is here, who will nurse them? We have to split it as well, I will be considerate enough to always make sure I always pump fresh milk into bottles, but we are buying 2 baby prams, when it's his turn he will take the baby to work as well, or we hire a nanny and split the bill as usual 50-50.

Other things we will split:

1. Children school fees? We'll split it 50-50.
2. I get to give them their first name while he gives them their last name...
3. His friends and relatives need my permission to come same way my friends and relatives need his permission to come.
4. Anyone that comes to our house to stress me will sleep in the police station

Any gift he gives me or mine will be given to him or his as well on a similar day with a 20% interest.
E.g he gifts me N5m on my birthday, I gift him 6m on his birthday
He buys my mum a car worth 10m, I buy his mum a car worth 12m

No gift to my family, no gift to his family.
How he treats my mum during omugwo is how I treat his mum during omugwo or he gets a maid specially for his mum and bears the cost alone.


Doesn't this home sound ideal? No cheating, no liability...
This aunty is yet to realized husband scarce...!! The problem with most ladies this days is that they loved the idea of getting married but none of them wants to be wives...!!

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Politics / Re: 2023: Who Do You Think Should Be Tinubu's Running Mate? by MistaCode(m): 10:25pm On Jan 17, 2022
LandMann:
How will I explain to my child in 2027 that I voted in a calamity and old senile dullard to rule Nigeria thinking he'd change the story of the country but instead ruined what was left of it and then I opened my two eyes and voted in another old senile dementia suffering octogenarian to rule the country again.

If Tinubu is the best Nigeria has to present then I won't vote in the election, even if Jesus is his vice.

The reason why I hate this country is because it is filled with an extraordinary large amount of stupid and selfish people. If Nigeria was running a regional/confederate system, the yoruba people will never elect someone like Tinubu to govern their region... Not when they have the likes of Adesina and other technocrats. But they want to force this old power hungry fool down the throat of the rest of the country because he's popular... Buhari was popular ended up a disaster. Tinubu will end up more disastrous... In the end, Nigeria will be ruled by a cabal again while Tinubu globetrottes to treat one sickness or the other. I thought the man would stand behind a more energetic and smart individual to run for the position... But I see he's just power hungry like the rest clowns that have ruled this country.

It is high time south south Nigeria agitates to break away from this cursed contraption. The old fools they want to force down our throats again is more interested in the wealth he'll be able to loot and take to heaven than restructuring and setting this country on the path of progress. Even if he has good plans, the evil persons in aso rock will inflict him with sickness after sickness that his age and body can't handle, so he won't be able to focus on governance.

Tinubu will be rejected. If he's smuggled into power by crooked means, Nigeria will break up faster than expected.

An old senile dementia suffering president who's merely interested in accumulating wealth and power and name will never have the balls to confront the state sponsored bandits and terrorists terrorising Nigerians and stealing crude oil, gold and other precious minerals in the country.
Welcome to Nigeria where stupid people decides who to lead them...

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: Bola Tinubu Positions Son To Be Governor In 2023 - Sahara Reporters by MistaCode(m): 10:03pm On Feb 28, 2019
Lol..... Tinubu has personalize Lagos
Until they finally get sense and organize "O TO GE" for him, which i don't see that coming

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory: A Proof God Does Not Exist. by MistaCode(m): 9:55pm On Feb 28, 2019
Satan66:

what does my name have to do with this?
Typical Christian
Shows u don't have anything to do with Christianity so my reply to you is inconsequential....
Politics / Re: Atiku Rejects Outcome Of Presidential Election, Heads To Court by MistaCode(m): 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2019
Mcy56:

So they wouldnt collect the last installment or lawyers too wouldnt eat bah? Abeg allow Atiku pay his remaining debt in peace o. grin grin
Lwkm.... u very wickedt!! grin

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Politics / Re: Atiku Rejects Outcome Of Presidential Election, Heads To Court by MistaCode(m): 10:10am On Feb 27, 2019
When Tanko is there....No No No
Who ever is advising Atiku needs to be Sacked Immediately....

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory A Referendum On Honesty And Integrity - New York Times by MistaCode(m): 10:07am On Feb 27, 2019
Mtseeeeeew..... I think I have over stayed my welcome in Nigeria
Politics / Re: ‘I Did Not Work For Atiku’ – Dele Momodu Fires Back At Reno Omokri by MistaCode(m): 10:03am On Feb 27, 2019
netpro:


Atiku can definitely file his case in Hell for all we care. He will still lose there.
Well APC and Buharig knows this will definitely happen reason Onnogen was knocked out first
Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory: A Proof God Does Not Exist. by MistaCode(m): 10:01am On Feb 27, 2019
GreatResearcher:
And ur god couldn't save u. Another four years of hardship loading...lol
Your Voice is your Choice
Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory: A Proof God Does Not Exist. by MistaCode(m): 10:00am On Feb 27, 2019
Satan66:

Ignorance?
You call us atheist ignorant?
Have you even checked yourself?
Christans are the some arrogant set of people
Keep praying to your sky God to help you when he couldn't even remove buhari from office
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with your moniker, you really want me to answer those questions when I not yet mad...
Celebrities / Re: #NigeriaDecides: Charly Boy Congratulates Pres. Buhari, Has A Word For The Youth by MistaCode(m): 9:57am On Feb 27, 2019
It's well tho....
Celebrities / Re: Davido Denies Engaging Chioma With A Capital "NO" During An Interview In US by MistaCode(m): 2:43am On Feb 27, 2019
Last Last this Chioma will die of Depression the day Davido finally boot her ass......
Make she de there dey Mumu

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory: A Proof God Does Not Exist. by MistaCode(m): 2:37am On Feb 27, 2019
limeta:
God don't rush things like you and Buhari
Please don't ever argue with an Atheist, You can never convinced them, Leave them alone to wine, dine & bask in their echelon of Ignorance...

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Politics / Re: ‘I Did Not Work For Atiku’ – Dele Momodu Fires Back At Reno Omokri by MistaCode(m): 2:29am On Feb 27, 2019
The number 9 and 10 point got me laughing..... It's the fact....!!

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Politics / Re: Checkout President Buhari's Victory Laugh! (Video, Photos) by MistaCode(m): 2:13am On Feb 27, 2019
Aisha be like Nigerians don't have sense....grin
currently watching NTA, that Igbo man is very stewpid, he's looking for a favour from Buhari, But he will be disappointed

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Politics / Re: Where Are The Aticulars Gone To??? by MistaCode(m): 2:11am On Feb 27, 2019
Dottore:
I voted for neither APC nor PDP sir.
what a wasted vote....You deserved Buharigrin
Politics / Re: APC Supporters Party Hard At Their Presidential Campaign Office In Abuja (Pics) by MistaCode(m): 2:05am On Feb 27, 2019
Rubbish...... Buharig
A lifeless dullard retained his position by massive rigging and so many ignorant fellow are celebrating

Make person no quote me oO, I fit use cutlass come find you for house

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Politics / Re: Where Are The Aticulars Gone To??? by MistaCode(m): 2:04am On Feb 27, 2019
Dottore:
How sir
Read and comprehend your write up very well, unless you didn't vote lifeless
Politics / Re: Where Are The Aticulars Gone To??? by MistaCode(m): 2:00am On Feb 27, 2019
adadike:
Stop being childish. So because the evil aso rock tyrant won the election, we should a ll die off. Abeg! It's not a do or die affair
You dey mind them?? Leave them let them keep on exhibiting their stupidity, A lifeless dullard won and they are happen!!
Shey the first news of Next Level is Stock Exchange losing 85Billion in 6hours, This time around some people suffering go enter gbona
#Tufiakwa......!!

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Politics / Re: Where Are The Aticulars Gone To??? by MistaCode(m): 1:57am On Feb 27, 2019
Dottore:
Me too I'm wondering how they all have suddenly gone into oblivion while the few remaining ones have turned into electoral analysts creating threads like:
5 reasons Why Buhari Won in the North.

10 Reasons why Atiku shouldn't have picked Peter Obi as Running mate.

7 Reasons why Tambuwal could have performed better than Atiku

The Saraki Dynasty and the Otoge movement: Tinubu is next to fall.

6 things Atiku should have done right, etc

My take:
1. Like I have always said, Atiku has nothing positively new to offer judging from the fact that he got rich by looting public funds and is using same funds to get into power for onward looting spree. Who was he planning to sell NNPC to?
2. Buhari has failed especially in security but Atiku is not a better replacement.
3. Shame on all Southerners who hate Buhari and are in support of Atiku because, they are both Fulani, moslems, northerners and both worked to get us to where we are from 2015 but one felt disgruntled and decamped because his personal interest was not being served.
4. Atiku has no clear message on salvaging Nigetia. He inadvertently is relying on the pedigree of Peter Obi to sell himself.
5. Peter Obi should thank his stars because Atiku could have just succeeded in rubbishing his image the way Buhari rubbished that of Osibanjo, who many Christians no longer regard as a Christian let alone a pastor because of the glaring failures of there regime especially in the carnage of senseless killings and continued corruption.
Summary a sane Nigerian should know that PDP and APC are same in spirit thus we will never get it right until we #scrapAPCandPDP
Congratulations... You just succeeded in Contradicting yourself

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Politics / Re: Angry Nigerian Confronts INEC Official & Oyinbo Man Caught Altering Results by MistaCode(m): 1:49am On Feb 27, 2019
Buharig........

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