Flamemignon1:
Are we still in the 20s where a particular sex is more preferred than the other? Like what century is your friend living in?

Bro forget what century... Everyone needs a Son no matter how you decides to sugarcoat it

Omo...see massive investment!! I know of a family that has 7 beautiful girls, the man gave up and accepted his fate after the 7th female child because it was quite obvious the 8th might also be female and that will be somehow...But among the 7 girls, 2 litterary has the qualities of a guy, they are very strong (like babe can lift a bag of rice without breaking a sweat) hardworking, hustling spirit etc

YourFavorite21:
Score = 307
Course = Economics
School= Unizik

Start preparing for school if that's the case...!!

It is what it is...!! Speak to your landlord to give you time to relocate since the notice came impromptu...No landlord will eject you immediately in terms like this

codemaniacs:


Real Madrid also won the sextuple...

what year please??

Coinwarrior:
how sir....give us gist

Lol...Man is not a story teller

APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.

My brother, you should be more wary about your life right now, A woman that can slap you and still boast ontop...No matter what, avoid eating and sleeping in the same room with that woman...

And if you must follow your father's advise, don't keep both women in same house, it seems this your wife loves and breed trouble without remorse...

Hespee93:


Na mee, condom no dey scerce for my bag oo.

Naso bro...Real nigga

Candidlady:


Your wife cfvkd up hitting you was something she shouldn't have done.

But since you also pulled a wire on her iguess you guys are even.


You paid iPo that followed you to the so called pastor's place. Amount unknown


your booked over night 17 thou'

You paid a sex worker 4 thou'

Sure you got high on some liquor and prolly got food. Amount unknown

How much is a bag of rice.?

Don't get me wrong iam not in support of what your wife did. Matter of fact Ihate lousy ladies


don't forget you have a kid... just hope it is not a boy child and if it is then ireally do not care whatever happens to him as a result of your toxic marriage/relationship

what are you saying?? Shifted goal post just to score an own-goal, The hotel and the sex worker duly deserve that 21K in this contest...!!

This is more reason why this country shouldn't be one, so that everyone will have his/her own religion to practice...

Hespee93:


I swear I really forked up during my ND days, I have many of them who are ready to open their legs just because of #200, despite their green light, omo a no enter.

But I have prmised myself going back for my HND or Degree, I'll nack bastards out of their life.

No pity that kuntus bro, scattershi, piakashia the net... I used to avoid them inspite of the greenlight as well until I started hearing side talks that I'm not man enough...That word pain me

But make sure you use protection...!!

Las las...This will degenerate into a Muslim Vs Christian crisis!!

Kestolove:
if the idiot girl had respect other people relign this rubbish wont be happening, christains always call the shot nd will b forming victim

Someone is dead already and you calling her an idiot, just give me one reason why you ain't useless...

Emeka71:
I don't agree to that because even if the babe flirt with you she can't use that as exchange of payment she supposed to pay you money on the lesson because when she flirt with you is the 2 of you that enjoyed the show and not only you that enjoyed the show.

Yea bro...I'm fully aware, believe me when I say money was'nt my issue, was among the well to do guys/girls in my department, even without the brains, I roll with the top girls + self acclaimed big gurls, N:B it's until you come close to them you will notice they don't shi-shi.. Within me, I then decided to lecture em free, but I noticed some were more interested in me than what I have to say...So a nigga gat to do what he knows how to do best since she already made her choice and intentions known...

cococandy:

It’s the fact that you think you’re making sense.

Lol...Then stop crying more than the bereaved...!!

Starz825:

You came from 14th to 2nd is non of my business...you were never ahead of my club RM....you never took first at any point
You was dazzling with Sevilla and co...
Next season isn't any shity even if you got old cargoes in your train... Madrid is still gonna do his thing...
And for the semi final in UCL ..when last have you gotten that far since 2019..
I was there last year...
Now here in the final this year... eliminated all the other three semi-finalist of last year campaign including the winner of last year campaign (PSG, Chelsea(W), Man City)
Don't worry ..
Just sit back and relax ...and see how I will trash the F out of Liverpool to redeem your image that was damaged by the same Liverpool who whooped your ass in the last time you showed up at semi final stage...
RM is better than you anyday anytime..
You guys don't have our records..in laliga , in UCL...we have got massive history in both..
Our records are your inspiration to do more...
Keep it up..

Lol...You are really very funny, Over the last 2 decades, I have dominated you H2H in every aspect, check your records and get back to me, RM is only benefitting from the past glories where UCL was made up with just 4 to 8 teams, remove that scam let's count from 1992 when it was upgraded and named UEFA Champions League and let's count the margin...Not taking away anything from you guys tho, you have done well for yourselves no doubt.

In times like this, I'm for team La Liga irrespective of the rivalry between Los blancos and Blaugrana, but it seems your agenda is to win UCL and Rob it off on our faces instead of celebrating in peace, well believe it or not, if that's the plan, then Liverpool is gonna trash that ass of yours...

We shall See...!!!

Hassanmaye:

Lol chop before dogs eat

That was exactly what I did bro

mmsen:


And stupid men take the sex instead of demanding the money.

if that's what stupidity means to you, then it's fine

cococandy:


And you’re not shameless like them?

And why should I be?? Or you expect me to run out like Joseph from my own lodge when they visit wearing pant and bra?? No dear, we ain't cowards over here, we take the bull by the horn...

Starz825:

Which useless 33 games unbeaten record be that ...rayo no beat you for house even Cadiz nak you for house ...
Na only 3 teams beat my club for laliga this year before I collect cup..... Espanyol, getafe and Barcelona.(though I nak you too for your house)

Lol...calm down bro and understand the record...33 games unbeaten on weekday(Tuesday) matches!!

Well, remember I came from 14th to 2nd position, that should give you an insight that next season will be very interesting, And if peradventure Lewandoski joins my team, I'm very sure of La liga, Copa Dey Tel and UCL semi final spot (then we see what will happen from there)

That's how some ladies does...
They won't agree to date you neither will they agree to let you...

You did absolutely well, but just know women loves attention, updating her status for you to see is also part of their manipulations, stop viewing her status and watch how the Agharacham's law of definite return will wanna take place but don't give in, You have alread stamped your staff of authority on that kpekus so she has nothing else to form for...

Myexdisturbs:
Your jeans or what ever you wear will definitely take over the function of receiving your normal vagina secretions

Don't mind them...Some ladies can so lie, they always claim not to wear pant but some only do that while visiting men with only one specific mission

Islandlady:
Dear guys!!! Have you been wooed(toasted) before by a lady
If yes how many times?
What was your reactions!? were you shy, angry, happy, blushing

Also ladies have you wooed a guy before too

Gist us
Lalasticlala mynd44

Everything about your post is always man man man...Try rest, you self don try

Shey una dey whine Putin abi...

And so...?? How is this news?? How much did Man United lost on players like Falcao, Di Maria, Depay, and how much are they currently losing on players like Maguire, Sancho, Pogba, A.Talles, Van der beek etc... Anything that concerns Barcelona, you won't let NL rest...

Barcelona just added a record of 33 games unbeaten on a Tuesday in Europe but you didn't see that one to post

JovialJune:



An aggressively pained weak man has spoken

Eya...A wannabe self acclaimed intelligent and strong women pronounced by a confused man whom is well known for serial simping in both Bollywood, Ghallywood and reality is happy...

virginprincess:
Really! That nice, is the guy a Nigerian?

see question... with all your gra-gra, you must still marry Emeka, Dele, Ahmed, Oche, Ogenekaro or Akpan...

You ain't escaping one of this tribes unless menopause is definitely sure for you, I have seen your type...

Brownygold002:
It all started with a harmless 'hi' nd I'm about to begin forever wif you.


SO This morning, my ride or die, made my finger heavier by giving me the most amazing shocker suprise .


It's the easiest YES Av said this year with my full chest. Moma and papa, Tasha has a wedding to plan oo.


so I'm 18, the people wey born me ain't complaining.


I'M OFF THE MARKET OOO ALL MY TOASTERS.

It's ganna be lit tonite. Osheyy!!! Congrats brownygold002, natasha Grace Lotanna soon to be be MRS Alexandar Natasha

You didn't even wait for Awka men to enjoy you small...Small ASUU strike you ran and collected ring... :

JovialJune:
Aggressive oceanic tears above and below coming with full force

This is a simple fact men refuse to accept, they are weak, that's why they are very emotional lots, money hungry lots;

* When their ego is bruised, they go to war fighting each other e.g Russia and the rest-----weak men

* Na them carry religion for head like gala eg Boko Haram------baby brainwashed men

* They rather steal, kill and destroy than think with their head on how to make money(these applys to mostly Nigerian men) eg bandits, skull mining, Ipob, cannibalism, yahoo, corruption----inventless lots

*On nairaland they created a strawberry pill thread of more than 1000pages to wail about women-----massive cry babies right here

*99.99999% threads on nairaland, especially romance section, are created by guys to cry of heartbreaks and asking silly questions whether to break up or not (this one irritates me the most)------jobless lots, they need education on emotional intelligence

*99.99999% of men on nairaland are tribal bigots, COONS, women haters------weak baggages

*Most of them cry babies here are closet gays, not our fault, we intimidate them

So yes mister Majid, we are stronger and intelligent than men who keep destroying the world on per second basis, and we are also wiser than men 100%

Watch them quote me to cry as usual

Mumu...!! See how y'all are busying asslicking one confused man just because he pronounced sense to y'all where there is no sense...!! Anyways, you all can masturbate over this thread if that will make you happy...

But in reality, we all know the truth...!!

Majid Michel must be very high on kpekus juice while saying this trash...!!

Spits on his ignorance...!!

That's how they are so shameless...I normally run tutorials in my University days back then, some of this ladies prefers to pay in kind...well, I chaw some tho