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Politics › Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi, Visits Buhari At The Presidential Villa (Photos) by misterh(m): 7:53am On Aug 05, 2015

fuckerholic:
Ask me oohh ! Religion will continue blindfolding people..islam is terrible

Oh! I don't remember that the position of the Emir of Kano is a religious one. Even if it's a religious one, how does dressing that way make him less civilized? In your hatred for Islam, you quickly labelled the religion as bad because a man dresses according to how he's meant to dress.

Politics › Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi, Visits Buhari At The Presidential Villa (Photos) by misterh(m): 7:48am On Aug 05, 2015

dougivilla:
What is Sanusi always looking for in Aso Rock. Who is supposed to be visiting the other? And how many other royal fathers have visited PMB like twice within the last three months. Is there no work in the Kano dynasty again??

Ohhhhhh, I forgot they are both Islamic Scholars, BokoHaram Sympathizers, have a common enemy in GEJ and both have a penchant for making spurious allegations and looking for ''missing dollars''.

Politics › Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi, Visits Buhari At The Presidential Villa (Photos) by misterh(m): 7:40am On Aug 05, 2015

Atlantian:
How can a human being that is thoroughly educated chose to cover his body with 15 yards of bedsheets in the name of tradition ?

Does he covering his body as his status and position deem necessary make him less educated?

Or does your perception of being educated involve wearing suit and tie?

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Culture › Re: All Ile-ife Women Restricted Indoors Tonight by misterh(m): 9:34pm On Aug 01, 2015

Acidosis:
The funny thing is the bast.ards conducting the useless diabolical ritual would go to church tomorrow.

What makes you think they're Christians? These people worship their gods which isn't the Christian god or the Muslims'. Yet, you say they'll go to church tomorrow.

They haven't offended you and you call them bast.ards and you also call their religious practice useless. Is this what 'civilization' is about?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: PHOTO – Obama’s Beast Falls On Wrong Side Of Nairobi City Council by misterh(m): 8:41am On Jul 26, 2015

Photoshop. You really think just anyone can get near The Beast? The other day, a thread about Kenya's President's PA being pursued for touching the car made front page.

Moreover, with the massive media coverage of this visit, how come no media house saw this?

Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTO: Admit It, You Are Guilty Of This. by misterh(m): 2:19pm On Jul 23, 2015

I never did it.

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Business › Re: How Iran Deal Could Destroy Nigeria's Economy by misterh(m): 5:07am On Jul 16, 2015

madenigga:
They were not actually selling because of sanctions and d war on their country.

There was no war in Iran. Don't confuse Iran with Iraq. It's mainly because of the sanctions.

Business › Re: How Iran Deal Could Destroy Nigeria's Economy by misterh(m): 5:02am On Jul 16, 2015

YabaLeftist:
Iran has the third largest oil reserve in the world, yet the country was not nearly as developed as Dubai or Saudi Arabia. I wonder what they spend their money on.

It's obvious you didn't comprehend the post. Iran has been under ecnomic sanctions for all these years. So even though they have that much oil, the sanctions prevented them from selling to buyers.

Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Mocks Tinubu Over NASS Crisis by misterh(m): 5:33am On Jul 09, 2015

You hit your leg on a stone, it's Tinubu; your wife leaves you, it's Tinubu; your child is sick, Tinubu is responsible.

Politics › Re: Pius Adesanmi Blasts Jonathanians by misterh(m): 5:30am On Jul 09, 2015

Yeah, he's right but PMB's takeoff hasn't been impressive. I hope he doesn't lose the godwill he is currently enjoying though.

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Travel › Re: 5 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Booking A Flight by misterh(m): 3:10pm On Jul 08, 2015

Sunday8650:
Lagos to abuja book it by 1am . I don't think your strategy works on domestic flights.

Op isn't referring to flying by 1am. He's referring to booking the flight by 1am.
There's a difference.

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Career › Re: Jarus Talks About How They Made Their First Million From Blogging In Nigeria by misterh(m): 9:49pm On Jul 07, 2015

This is really inspiring. Jarus is someone whose integrity on Nairaland is widely respected. All the best, sir!

Though I got to know about blogging in 2009, I've not been serious about it. My current blog is just a multipurpose blog- more of rantings.

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Food › Jollof Rice Life by misterh(op): 6:50pm On Jul 02, 2015

Okay, I really shouldn't be doing this. Because ,Ramadan. But this darling in from of me wouldn't let a brother be great. But, whatever.

Yup! I'm talking 'bout the mentor of foods. A food all foods aspire to be like. Jollof rice. That two syllabic word really is life. A food for all seasons.
In the dearth of patriotism, studies have revealed that jollof rice is the resource binding all tribes together.
Light-skin babe, Jackie Chan pon the bed, hourglass body, Spanish accent.. but can you prepare jollof rice?

This darling right here is the forger of friendship and a destroyer of same. You don't expect me to visit you after years and you serve me salad or pizza, after informing you of my visit. No, that's where our friendship gets terminated. Maifren, goan get me jollof, will you?! I know Kenna on Twitter whose mode of celebrating feats is just to prepare jollof. That act itself is a feat.

Jollof is the only food I know where the top and base part of the pot is loved. Some people love the burnt part of the pot. Cures impotency I heard! Ahmean! Nature has made this food in such a way that its available for all classes. The poor man has his own version- with ata gigun and tomato paste, you'll prepare jollof, albeit the inferior one. But at least, you are better than Warren Buffet, who in spite of his billions hasn't tasted the king of foods. Of what use is all the billions if your stomach hasn't been visited by jollof rice. Of what use if Einstein's knowledge if he didn't taste jollof rice during his lifetime? Of what importance is the absolute power of Kim Jong-un, if he hasn't heard of the gospel of jollof rice?
Haters will say jollof rice is overrated. I used to be angry at such opinions before and regard it as a treason but experience has told me to sympathize with 'em because life can be hard for the blind. But the holy grail of jollof rice is the party jollof rice. God
damit! The aroma itself is capable of disorienting one... *shallows saliva*... But what really makes party jollof rice different? I can't buy asoebi for your wedding and you'll not serve me jollof rice. I'll demand a refund. Don't hate the player, bruh. I didn't make these rules.

So, have you had meal of jollof rice recently?

Source: www.misterhakeem.

Business › BVN: A Warning To Nigerians Regarding Scam Emails. by misterh(op): 6:22am On Jun 27, 2015

Owing to the last minute rush by Nigerians to get their BVN done and its consequent inconveniences, it is pertinent to tell Nigerians about the need to be security conscious.
I just received a mail from a questionable source claiming to be StanbicIBTC to click on a link to do my BVN, even though I've done mine (with GTBank though). My suspicion was aroused by the grammatical blunders in the mail. Upon further query, I noticed that the email address doesn't belong to the bank. I learnt these type of emails seek to wrestle the control of your account from you.

Nigerians, the BVN can't be done online. You have to be at your branch physically. Below are the screenshots of the email and the address.

Thank you.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Ogbonnaya Onu As The Secretary Of The Federation by misterh(m): 3:04pm On May 31, 2015

Chukwugekwu:
Illiterate buharı we don't need your post. .......

ewu buharı we don't need your post

Who are the 'we'?

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Politics › Re: Woman Recounts How B’haram Prepares Girls For Bombing Missions by misterh(m): 9:04pm On May 19, 2015

IceDude:
U must be very stewpid. Blame islam not GEJ

Of course, GEJ is always innocent.

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Politics › Re: Lawyer To Drag Buhari To Court For Dropping General Title From Name by misterh(m): 6:00pm On May 19, 2015

Wozzoldiz nonsense sef?

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Lamido When He Was A Child by misterh(m): 6:05pm On May 12, 2015*

Aristocracy & monarchy meet intellect. One of my fav public servants.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Economy Under Threat As Debts Hit N11trillion by misterh(m): 8:29am On May 07, 2015

chuna1985:
please remove soludos strict st.upidity from here, I don't respond to issues concerning a power hungry individual who has already been in the helms of this same affair n has nothing to show for it.

Back to the topic, where did she goof? back up ur argument with facts about her crimes or her flaws...

If trains highways have no relationship with the economy, I guess I'd advise u to stop talking about things u don't know.

Many Nigerians are very gullible just like u, Wen u read any article (especially the ones that suggest billions of dollars is missing) u just believe it without even trying to analyse it.

Develop a mind of ur own n desist from following the crowd...

'Soludo's strict stupidity'?? Lol. Once again, did you read his article? Is there anywhere in the article where he lied?
Back to the topic, how come Nigeria is now borrowing to pay salaries? Even after we've been told that we're the biggest economy in Africa. The oil price under this govt was high. How have we fared with the excess revenue? How have the said trains affected the general economic prosperity of the nation? Can you provide the stats? Lol. You say I'm gullible to believe that billions are missing but PWC just proved I'm not with the recent audit. Alison Maduekwe also said something about NNPC remitting funds running into billions into the federation acct.
Once again, how has her coming to Nigeria helped develop the country's economy? Have Nigerians benefitted from her coming?

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Economy Under Threat As Debts Hit N11trillion by misterh(m): 7:17am On May 07, 2015

chuna1985:
Only if u Nigerians can step up in knowledge n understand things wen they happen.

Try as much as possible to accept the fact that okonjo iweala didn't come here to stealnur money.

She left her position @ d world bank as a Director n came here to help Nigeria.

Anyone who is intelligent enough should avoid baseless n thrash statements against her.

As if u don't know why n how Nigeria got to this point.

So because she left her position in the World Bank makes her immune to criticism when she goofed? How has her coming 'here to help Nigeria' actually benefitted Nigeria. Some weeks ago, she said the country's economy was healthy. Now, the country is borrowing to pay SALARIES. If a company has to take a loan to pay salaries, that means that the company is broke. Did you read Soludo's article tackling her economic policies? He took those policies to the cleaners. Her response, through one of her aides, was a shallow one. She was making reference to trains and highways. How the hell does that relate to the economy?

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Politics › Re: A Reply To Wole Soyinka By Eng-chime Chinedu Enoch M (englishman) by misterh(m): 6:47am On May 07, 2015

You people are desperately wishing Wole Soyinka uttered such statements. Even after he has denied saying such and The Cable (the newspaper that reported it) has apologised for misinformation, you folks are still falling over yourselves wishing he said that. Guess what? No one gives a fcvk! You'll be alright.

Isn't it an irony that you people accuse Soyinka of being a closet tribalist, yet it's you people who have continued to attack him even after the story has been proven false. You guys want to use this rare opportunity to insult the prof because you've been willing to for years.

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Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Share His Pain, Ordeals And Family On Facebook(kindly advice) by misterh(m): 1:41am On May 06, 2015

Wow... If you have a lovely family, you don't know how blessed you are. Adebayor's family is of the devil mehn.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Appoints Gbenga Daniel, Abacha’s Aide Varsities Council Chairmen by misterh(m): 11:08pm On May 05, 2015

Gejpresident:
God bless Gej forever our president

as apc destroy your government with insurgency and propaganda

so shall failure be their potion

I wish this incoming government failure in the name of God

LOL. If they fail, do you think GMB or GEJ will be affected? Now, I can see that your loyalty is to GEJ as a person than to Nigeria. Keep it up.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo With Nigerian Celebrities by misterh(m): 3:15pm On May 02, 2015

coolhamid:
VP ELECT, We voted and campaigned for you not because we want you to start taking pictures with NOLLYWOOD stars but because we want sound policies that would favour the masses...

Enough of these pictures and go get busy with Nigeria's Assignment ..

LOL. 1. The APC government hasn't been sworn in yet; PDP is still in charge.
2. The first picture was taken during the campaign. It was a drama titled 'House of Change' that aired on TV on March 26, 2015.

Politics › Re: Tanko: 'How Imams, Northern Intellectuals, Incited The North Against Jonathan' by misterh(m): 3:04pm On May 02, 2015

babestella:
Please stop spreading deceit, if you are still deceiving yourself about one NIGERIA I pity you, we are only managing it because it's not time yet, when it is time you will know.

About the topic, I will say you are a child when it comes to Nigerian politics. We inadvertently played out the script that led to civil war but God in HIS infinite mercy saved Nigeria from that disaster. You talk about SE supporting GEJ, they did because SE saw the grand conspiracy before between SW and North hand and decided that they must stand by GEJ. By all standard in Nigeria, GEJ did well compared to the rest, he did his best the truth be told. We know serious federal infrastructure he started and even concluded most in the north, yet what did he get? He got abused, stoned and rejected, same in most part of SW that are largely dominated by Muslims Go look at the demographs, it's very clear.
So when you comment on issues like this make sure you are competent about the info you reel out here. The bottom line was clear, it was total conspiracy against GEJ and one day Karma shall come asking for her coins. #payback. We are watching.

But GEJ won all the states in the SW, except Osun. Was GEJ stoned in the SW, as you stated? The fact is that GEJ didn't do enough. He made goofs.

Politics › Re: Senate Presidency: I Won't Step Down For Ngige - Ekwunife by misterh(m): 9:08am On May 02, 2015

Is it even possible for a candidate from PDP to step down for the candidate of APC? I see this as an attn seeking gimmick.

Politics › Re: Emir Of Kano Sanusi Lamido To Rebuild Burnt Baptist Church In Kano. Pix by misterh(m): 7:38pm On May 01, 2015

resty4:
Who is sanusi fooling? now that is muslim brother is elected he is trying 2 make his emirate appear tolerant of other faith.
We are watching!
Christains in kano state and other muslim dominated states know my point.

Romance › Re: Abuja Runs Girl Slept With A Politician And Found Worms In Her Private Part by misterh(m): 9:19pm On Apr 30, 2015

You needed money for handout and you chose to become a prostitute (yes, you're one coz you got paid for allowing a man sleep with you).

Celebrities › Re: Pics: Teju Babyface's Wife Mugged On Eko Bridge, Her Car Windows Smashed by misterh(m): 3:28pm On Apr 30, 2015

I'm sorry but the reaction of the policemen made me laugh.

"Ah! Those boys aff started again".

Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Shows Off His Monster Purple Truck (photo) by misterh(m): 8:49pm On Apr 28, 2015

pretydiva:
keep on learning. U need it

We all do.

Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Shows Off His Monster Purple Truck (photo) by misterh(m): 5:36pm On Apr 28, 2015

pretydiva:
All these celebs b spending money any how. Y can't dey invest dis money into some business and employ youths looking 4 jobs ..instead dey prefer 2 flaunt their wealth on social media. May God deliver us

So buying something you like equates to 'spending money anyhow'.

We learn everyday.

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