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Politics › Re: 247 Fulani Women To Get N20,000 Grants From Federal Government by Misterone: 10:54am On Jan 19, 2021
this thread is trash and reeks of stupidity. how is sharing of 20k to 247 Nigerians news if the OP does not have an ulterior motive. rubbish.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Flies Like A Bird As He Mocks APC Over Pigeons' Refusal To Fly by Misterone: 9:08pm On Jan 16, 2021
Le2money:
How do you expect an hungry Pigeon to fly cheesy cheesy cheesy?
a pigeon that is hungry would fly while a pigeon that is well fed would not. just like you bunch of IPOB trying to get out of Nigeria because you guys feel unjust. when the gates are open, you guys would run for your dear lives.
Crime › Re: Protest In Ibadan As Amotekun Reportedly Kills Commercial Motorcyclist by Misterone: 11:06pm On Jan 14, 2021
SARS! SARS!! SARS!!! it is easy to criticize others but when it gets to your turn you do worst than those you criticize.
Romance › Re: She Said She's Pregnant After Two Days Sex by Misterone: 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2021
Yusufisraelj:
You see, this one of the challenge we have in this country, some barely comprehend you but are tempted to reply. I am open to learning but I don't fault statements I have not understood.
what's this one saying again! the OP asked if it is "possible to impregnate a girl within a space of five days", I said yes based on the fact that since ovulation last for only 24hrs, if the girl was ovulating on the first, second or third day after sex then it is possible because the spermatozoa can survive for up to three day in the uterus so what is it I don't understand? and please note: it does not take 72hrs to fertilize an egg
Romance › Re: She Said She's Pregnant After Two Days Sex by Misterone: 7:49pm On Jan 14, 2021
Yusufisraelj:
Speak to facts without insulting.

Happy reading Pregnancy Test: 5 Signs You Should Take One - Healthline
www.healthline.com › health › five-signs...
what fact is that? that ovulation only last for 24hrs? A man's spermatozoa can survive in the uterus of a woman for up to 72 hrs but that does not mean that it will take 72 hrs to fertilize an egg fafafa foul.
Romance › Re: She Said She's Pregnant After Two Days Sex by Misterone: 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2021
Yusufisraelj:
Lols its not possible, it should take at least 2 weeks to tell. It takes 72 hrs for the semen to travel to her ovaries from the time you both fvcked, I think, then at least by 2 weeks fertilization is set, and congratulations you are a father.

By the way you seem shocked "with action comes consequence"

Guy if you are not ready for certain things, just let them be, you won't die.
it is very possible. the ovulation period is but one day (24hrs). so that you jargons is buncum. the lady may be ovulating on friday when you met her, so you may have impregnated her on Friday, five days later, she discovered she was pregnant.
Politics › Re: Unqualified Imaan Sulaiman-Ibrahim Resumes As NAPTIP Boss, Buhari Keeps Mum by Misterone: 2:50pm On Jan 14, 2021
premium times is now the prosecutor the jury and the judge. hehehe! clap for yourself. these news media are now being manipulative. you say the lady is not qualified you quote a law then you conclude that she is not qualified and you want the president to act on it. who is premium times, what authority or law gives them powers to dictate to government. does premium times know whether a special adviser or politician can be equated to a director, does premium times know better than the civil service commission? or are they a court of law? please stop this rubbish.
Romance › Re: Bauchi Police Burst Sex Party, Arrest 20 Suspects by Misterone: 2:09pm On Jan 14, 2021
fujirice:
Talk wetin you fit prove.
If they grab you now you start saying it was a joke.
which joke? have you not seen the viral video of the PCC commissioner in Imo state going round? is that not a sex party? haba! the commissioner even made the video himself
Romance › Re: Confusion As Bayelsa Girl Child Gets Two ‘faces’ Nengi And Ebizi by Misterone: 10:12pm On Jan 13, 2021
Tonyspecial:
This kinda eye looking, Governor please come and join the movement SMAN biko
see governor eyes as e dey look booby
Romance › Re: Bauchi Police Burst Sex Party, Arrest 20 Suspects by Misterone: 9:53pm On Jan 13, 2021
these guys are bursting 3ex parties left right and centre. hian, the should go to Imo state where sex parties are organised by commissioners themselves and videoed. come and burst that one now!
Romance › Re: Which Of These Three Women Would You Pick As Wife? by Misterone: 5:26pm On Jan 13, 2021
Vlain:
Omo na 3, ooo

She go fit learn how to cook and bang by force but she no fit learn how to fine. That one na inbred.
what the OP said was that she can never learn how to Cook and fvck. #2 that can fvck will never cheat. in essence what he is saying is that what you choose is what you get. nothing changes
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Welcomes Another Son With Mystery Woman (Photo) by Misterone: 9:28pm On Jan 09, 2021
Fake news from bloggers. What if the baby is his grandson, nephew or a friend's Child or relation?
Politics › Re: FG Replaces Stamp Duty With N50 Electronic Transfer Levy by Misterone: 9:24pm On Jan 09, 2021
raybaba97:
It just drives people away from e-transactions despite government rhetoric. I'll rather take my payments on other platforms than be gifting FG my ₦50 for saving money.

Completely ridiculous
funny dude. Even If it is western union etc you will pay.
Politics › Re: Rigasa Residents Protest Against El-Rufai's Bad Governance In Kaduna by Misterone: 2:06pm On Jan 09, 2021
Afolabimills:
imagine such a man as Nigeria president
El rufai is the kind of leader Nigeria needs right now. Somebody that can stand his ground and do the right thing for the Country without minding whose ox is gored.
Politics › Re: Rigasa Residents Protest Against El-Rufai's Bad Governance In Kaduna by Misterone: 2:01pm On Jan 09, 2021
TheGift:
That He is holding the Shia Leader can be seen as religious because, El-,Rufy is a Sunni Muslim and there is no love lost between the Shia Moslems and them.
Everything is now Christian moslem rubbish. A governor is trying to put things right in his state and what you can see from it is religious persecution! Are the people there not moslems also? Soon you will be comparing Nigeria with the beauty of Dubai forgetting that if Shanties are allowed to be built everywhere in Dubai, It will look like Makoko.
Politics › Re: Rigasa Residents Protest Against El-Rufai's Bad Governance In Kaduna by Misterone: 10:27am On Jan 09, 2021
The headlines should Read "2023: PDP Starts early Campaign in Kaduna state"
Family › Re: DNA Test Saga Has Made Some Ladies Reveal Their Secrets ( Pics Included by Misterone: 10:56am On Jan 07, 2021
NaijaRoyalty:
You're not a man .. you're a woman and women like you hate the truth because your ways aren't pure .

Whether you like it or not , DNA test Is a must so that your promiscuity will easily be detected .
If you like, Carry that thought that your children may not be yours.e no concern me. na you get the psycological truma.
Family › Re: DNA Test Saga Has Made Some Ladies Reveal Their Secrets ( Pics Included by Misterone: 11:57pm On Jan 06, 2021
newoffer:
Cheating vessel
for your info, I am a man. I have better things to do or think of than to bother myself with such rubbish. I know who my wife is and I trust her. period. if you guys like continue with your immaturity. Tueh
Family › Re: DNA Test Saga Has Made Some Ladies Reveal Their Secrets ( Pics Included by Misterone: 1:15pm On Jan 06, 2021
Me I will never do DNA Test on my children. God forbid. Spit tueh
Crime › Re: Police Officer Hits A Lady With Gun In Warri As She Bleeds From Nose (Graphic) by Misterone: 1:26pm On Dec 30, 2020
9niceguy:
Honestly, you are not alright. Ask people around you they will tell you. I know what I'm talking about.
If not that you are mad you will not support any form of brutality which your mu*mu* president refused to do any reasonable thing about.

You see that your madness is of the highest?
weyrey tutu
support any form of brutality how? so Buhari is responsible for anything that happens in Nigeria? now i know you're really really mad and far gone. people like you are the problem we have in this country. just because of hatred for the president you blame him even if your father's dick refuses to perform on your mother. idiot.
Crime › Re: Police Officer Hits A Lady With Gun In Warri As She Bleeds From Nose (Graphic) by Misterone: 12:20pm On Dec 30, 2020
9niceguy:
You see now, I only press a button in your brain and you are this mad. What if I press 3 buttons?

I have treated your type before, just ask for help you will get one.

Mind you, I know where to press again if you try anything stupid. Mad boy, take your pills and sleep.
Crazy idiot. keep pressing fool. Buhari no go let una rest. no go find work. idiot.
Agriculture › Re: Imota Rice Mill Nears Completion, Set To Be The Third Largest In The World by Misterone: 3:34pm On Dec 29, 2020
LoydJ:
Nigeria has got so many Projects,industries, company's, Revenues that could boost it's economy soon

The likes of the dangote refinery,Imota rice mill,innoson motors etc

But for we to tap out nd gain more profits from this project nd resources that are Yet to Pave way Buhari ought to Leave office before 2023.
comments like this reeks of stupidity and senselessness. someof you idiots think governance is all about smiling for the cameras and talking rubbish.
Politics › Re: Kankara Schoolboys: Ransom Was Paid To Secure Our Release by Misterone: 9:15am On Dec 25, 2020
lexy2014:
Ur statements aren't one and d same. How are d two statements below the same?:


"PDP goons are the ones putting out these stories. they pay top dollar for such stories hoping it will discredit the government"


"It is not that PDP controls what not but they are good at selling lies to journalist with fake witnesses."


In d first u say they pay top dollar. U are yet to tell me how much they pay and how much. Later ur story changed from "paying top dollar" to "selling lies". So how much did they "sell d lies"?

By d way, aren't u also telling lies since u are contradicting urself & unable to substantiate anything u have said so far?
if you like drag this statement from now till thy kingdom comes, i don't give a Bleep. it is out in the open for all to see and be the judge. i stand by my word's. you are free to write yours
Politics › Re: Kankara Schoolboys: Ransom Was Paid To Secure Our Release by Misterone: 8:55am On Dec 25, 2020
lexy2014:
At first u said:

"PDP goons are the ones putting out these stories. they pay top dollar for such stories hoping it will discredit the government"

Now ur story has changed to:

"It is not that PDP controls what not but they are good at selling lies to journalist with fake witnesses."


How much where they paid for "selling lies"?

From paying international news media top dollar to publish fake news, u have now changed ur story PDP "selling lies" to international news media. Oga, which one do u want us to believe?

Since ur comments are contradictory& inconsistent, doesn't it show that u are now d one spreading fake news?
those who start a lie that kills millions ar responsible for the deaths. so my statements are one and the same.. putting out a statement does not mean you control the statement.
Politics › Re: Kankara Schoolboys: Ransom Was Paid To Secure Our Release by Misterone: 3:03pm On Dec 24, 2020
lexy2014:
D same thing we are saying. Are saying that PDP is now running the Wall Street Journal? How much is d "top dollar" that was paid to WSJ?
Maybe i should recall your memory on the CNN lekki tollgate rubbish of 78 death, 38 deaths and at least 1 dead. it is not that PDP controls what not but they are good at selling lies to journalist with fake witnesses.
Politics › Re: Kankara Schoolboys: Ransom Was Paid To Secure Our Release by Misterone: 11:35am On Dec 24, 2020
lexy2014:
I didn't no that Wall Street journal is now being run by PDP
PDP goons are the ones putting out these stories. they pay top dollar for such stories hoping it will discredit the government
Politics › Re: Kankara Schoolboys: Ransom Was Paid To Secure Our Release by Misterone: 11:25am On Dec 24, 2020
long epistle filled with rubbish. so the kidnappers were negotiating with 16 and 17 years old boys! nawa. PDP is trying as much as possible to paint this success story of PMB in a bad light. trash.
Politics › Re: Falae: Herdsmen Believe They Own Nigeria Because Buhari Is Fulani by Misterone: 1:29pm On Dec 12, 2020
falae is talking trash. na today herdsmen matter start. this herdmen issue has been even before Buhari came to power.so how is it because Buhari is Fulani

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