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CrimeRe: Face Of Uduak Frank Akpan, Killer Of Iniobong Umoren Who Went Job Hunting(photos by MJBOLT: 8:47am On May 03, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Just look at how cute he is.
So I just read that he killed her in self-defense and all we did was mob the poor boy here on social media.

Now this is what I think.
She apparently couldn't resist him when they met and begged for a taste of him.

He reprimanded her but she wasn't taking any of that.
As he stood up to walk away from her, she pushed him unto the sofa and whipped out his preek from inside his trousers and was just about chewing it like fresh hotdog when he matched her face so he could flee from her but sadly her neck snapped in the process and she died.

But this probability is highly improbable and his hunt for free kpekus will ruin the rest of his life.
This is one of the reasons I'd always recommend and never stop jerking. Simple masturbatiion would have prevented this grave crime.

What I however find disturbing is the arrogance of women's sense of entitlement and the generic misconception that the world revolves around them or that the earth should stop spinning when they sneeze.
If not, what will make a girl jobhunt on Twitter when newspapers abound with vacancies asides the confidence that the crevice in between their thighs can part the red sea.

I hope this finally teaches girls that not every pressing need should be put up on social media because no helper is on their timeline.

The future is not female, the future is bleak if the female has a blockhead.

CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Rain Bullets On Cash Van In South Africa (Video) by MJBOLT: 8:41am On May 03, 2021
real life fast and furious
FamilyRe: Ogidi Youths Flog Man After He Was Filmed Flogging, Boxing, And Kicking His Mom by MJBOLT: 8:28am On May 03, 2021
their madness mad pass him own madness

RomanceRe: Would You Go On With The Relationship If She Told You She Was Abused By Her Dad? by MJBOLT: 7:45pm On May 02, 2021
it is not my duty to take care of damaged women,let her look for someone else to do that

Kccheechy:
So you will blame her for being defiled by her father at a young age where she was completely helpless and powerless? If you guys have grown the relationship to last over 5 years and still waxing strong, you will call if the relationship because she opened up to you?

SportsRe: The World's 15 Most Iconic Stadiums by MJBOLT: 7:26pm On May 02, 2021
The Santiago BernaLEO (training ground of Lionel Messi) should be third and not the Camp Nou

CrimeRe: Picture Of Uduak Frank Akpan That Murdered Iniobong Umoren That Got Missing by MJBOLT: 5:33pm On May 02, 2021
all this one na story undecided when is he getting the death penalty??
RomanceRe: Would You Go On With The Relationship If She Told You She Was Abused By Her Dad? by MJBOLT: 5:20pm On May 02, 2021
She's damaged already and must be avoided.
HealthRe: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by MJBOLT: 5:15pm On May 02, 2021
Never fight with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.

RomanceRe: Are Nigeria Girls Useless? My Candid Opinion by MJBOLT: 3:33pm On May 02, 2021
I hope you know gold diggers on average tend to be more beautiful, intelligent and seductive than the average or genuine lady,so how will you tell them apart through convo alone undecided

Hammyaladin:
Bro, the laugh you get from conversing with a genuine lady (not gold diggers) strikes differently o...

Just knowing a lady genuinely loves you, improves mental health and productivity!!!!!

Note: I'm talking about real ladies not gold diggers.
RomanceRe: She Have Anger Issues And Is Affecting Our Relationship by MJBOLT: 11:27am On May 02, 2021
you even apologize to her when she is wrong undecided
Who do una this thing nahuh

RomanceRe: Man Almost Strips Girlfriend Naked After Catching Her With Another Man On A Date by MJBOLT: 11:24am On May 02, 2021
Shameless ashawo angry Dem full this forum
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Homosexuals Fight For Gay Rights? by MJBOLT: 10:54am On May 02, 2021
oga,white men did not bring civilization to Africa undecided
CrimeRe: Imsu Missing Law Student Found Dead (graphic Photos ) by MJBOLT: 8:29am On May 02, 2021
cause of death??

Sirwifi:
The missing IMSU law student chukwueze kingsley AkA Saraki, have been found dead in Owerri
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by MJBOLT: 7:07am On May 02, 2021
undecided

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by MJBOLT: 7:06pm On May 01, 2021
cry

RomanceRe: He Wants To Turn Me To His Sex Slave Because I Owe Him. by MJBOLT: 6:23pm On May 01, 2021
the op na guy,na the new format be this undecided
TravelRe: Broke Lady Offers Lagos Uber Driver Sex In Exchange For Payment. He Refuses by MJBOLT: 6:02pm On May 01, 2021
Good thing he declined,the bitch would probably have accused him of rape
EducationRe: Lion Vs Tiger by MJBOLT: 11:59am On May 01, 2021
The health,age and experience of both animals are the deciding factors in this fight.
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Advice Its Not Easy by MJBOLT: 11:07am On May 01, 2021
who do una this thing sef??why so many guys stay in a relationship where they are not respected is beyond me.
God forbid bad thing *spits*

PhonesRe: Which Android Phone Camera Can Be Compared To Iphone Camera by MJBOLT: 10:23am On May 01, 2021
try tecno or infinix grin
CrimeRe: How Good Are You In Swimming? How I Almost Lost My Life Trying To Swimm.. by MJBOLT: 9:30pm On Apr 30, 2021
if you don't know how to swim and you want to learn,start in a shallow pool and have people who are good swimmers supervise in order to avoid stories that touch
CrimeRe: My Experience With A Scammer Today (see Chat Screenshot) by MJBOLT: 9:25pm On Apr 30, 2021
These guys don damage the Goodwill of Opay sha
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Caught With Dollars And Naira In Kwara State by MJBOLT: 9:17pm On Apr 30, 2021
these guys deserve jungle Justice angry
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija Announces Dates For Season 6 Audition by MJBOLT: 5:48pm On Apr 30, 2021
Another dumb statement from an empty headed slowpoke, there's no time where the show(BBN) ever showed naked people bathing,the show focuses heavily on the talents of the housemates, anybody who watches the show would know this but you can't even afford to feed yourself,how would you know this grin and I understand why you keep mentioning the nudity part, you need those scenes so you can wa.nk yourself to death.I'm done schooling a reta.rded blockhead grin don't forget to take your daily dose of masturbation so your peanut sized brain won't pack up grin

Franzinni:
what show is that please ? The one with half naked people that you pulled out of your skinny arse? Hahaha you are quite the sport ... Some sand bag to test a new boxing glove before the fight hahaha ... You are feather weight guy, please I want to know the show with half naked people you refer to ...I promise you I won't deny if you are close to being right .. but you are never right anyways it's just the way you were manufactured... With the leftovers scrap... That explains why the hunger to see naked people bathing from a cctv camera exites your narrow mind. ..but I must confess I am not short of entertainment right now... Can't wait for the next fart that your brain will conjure and you will let leak out..
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija Announces Dates For Season 6 Audition by MJBOLT: 5:33pm On Apr 30, 2021
The same show that has negative values also changed the lives of certain individuals,give people jobs and even generate revenue for the govt but you didn't attend any school,so you don't know this.Its funny how this re.tard criticises BBN but watches a show where half naked people fight weekly (hypocrite). grin struck a nerve but you are the one ranting since page 1 like a broken record, glorified wan.ker having fantasies about women on the internet,Why don't you take your advice and start fvcking those oloshos cheesy damn,I forgot,you can't even afford their services that's why masturbating is the only form of sexual pleasure you will ever get.ARINDIN

Franzinni:
I think I struck a nerve and it was a big one, I guess it could have been your jugular .... Even the promoters know that the shitty program is full of immorality, if you take that out of the show, what you have left is not worth watching ... Is that not why you want to die on the matter ... I wish you can defend your household with such vigour. Awon set baba ijesha... If you want to see naked woman go and pay your money at peckers and let one olosho fix you up and change your oil you sound like your piston and rings have worn out .

The show has alot of negative value and if you can't see it then you are due for a trip to yaba left. It's free .

That is my point .. and if you don't understand stand then you dont understand niyen so koshi!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija Announces Dates For Season 6 Audition by MJBOLT: 5:11pm On Apr 30, 2021
Shameless mentally ret.arded ass-wipe who keeps whining like a bitch over what people decide to watch on their TV, are you not dumb.you even went as far as saying BBN creates paedophiles like paedophiles just existed few years ago,what a fool.please do not pass this stupidity to your next generation undecided the fool is even a glorified wa.nker grin now I understand your anger and frustration,he even has fantasies about fvcking a woman who he will never meet in his miserable life and he's talking trash about BBN,ARINDIN.

Franzinni:
Vasiline gang.. load up...we going in...
Franzinni:
My temporary crush ... Hehe

Behind that smile is a whirlwind mixed with tornado


... My kind of female tho ...everyday go be like roller coaster.

Bedmatics go be like WWE. Raw!!!
Franzinni:
Whining like a bitch you say, but you had to take the time to make your comment all fancy and shit.. like a bitch! Hahahahah

A true ho .... You just had to let out the ho in you no wonder you are all up in your feelings about bbn ... I bet you would love it to be called BBC so your fantasies will be complete .. you nasty little Arrow!

I guess you need to shut up and join the line of braindead zombies waiting to see people sleeping with eachother live in a glorious show of shame ... It tells the type of society you have develop in..

Now take the time to kindly Forkoff PUTA MADRE.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija Announces Dates For Season 6 Audition by MJBOLT: 4:59pm On Apr 30, 2021
shut up and quit whining like a bitch,there are far more foul things on the internet than BBN but your block head won't say anything about that,Arindin.

Franzinni:
ok doc...

Cause your child is that dumb that they won't watch it elsewhere ... Wetin unah dey gain for the bbn ameebo self and they wonder where the real men went .
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by MJBOLT: 10:15pm On Apr 29, 2021
This morning that coin was at $2k o shocked

htdot:
What is this?

RomanceRe: If You Have To Choose From One Of These, Pick One !!! by MJBOLT: 3:22pm On Apr 29, 2021
Free food especially if it will come as food stuffs
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by MJBOLT: 3:03pm On Apr 29, 2021
cheesy

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by MJBOLT: 10:44am On Apr 29, 2021
the bitch got served grin

ikillbrokegirls:
God Bless All Men Out There.

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