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Balkan:
Igbos that are billionaires today,
never worked for the government.
Never stole from the government
Never ex convict.
Never had oil block.
Never ruled nigeria.
They all struggled.
They worked hard.
Proudly Igbo!

It's your achievement that matters, not that of your family member, friend or in this case, a fellow random Ibo man who won't even look at you twice.

According to Snopes.com (a very reliable hoax-slayer website), this is false.

The bottom colour is an "artifact of the manufacturing process known as "eye marks" or "color marks," printed marks that can be read by light beam sensors and typically identify where product packaging is to be cut or folded as connected units stream through machinery at high speed."

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/toothpastemarkings.asp

thatsincerechic:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Now I am tired...
Just as many of you have taken your time to read this story so have i taken my time in writing it. I cannot please you... I am not writing this story to satisfy your sexual urge(this is to those that are only concerned about Bleep)
I started out with a good intention of narrating my story to many out there who are going through what I went.. I wanted them to learn from this.
Now to those who want a summary, this is a story, stories are usually long narratives. Pls have it in mind that as I post comments I also see comments on this thread.. Majority of which are of obscene thoughts and it's a big distraction to me... Now do this
Imagine you were with friends, or should I say students whatever setting you wanted, and you were telling your story and some are throwing one or two sentence which is totally out of order, not what you have in mind because it is not what you experienced. Now how would you feel
To those that say I was running out of lies because I haven't mentioned the part where I had sex, pls bridle your tongue because You can not tell my story for me.
And to those who say they are bored with the story, just as you are bored, I am also bored because I was no longer seeing reasonable comments as I progressed and i am pretty sure that majority of those that tarried along up till this point are those that are eager to read and enjoy the sex scene. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, I didn't start my story to ENTERTAIN but rather to ENLIGHTEN you on what is going on in our society.
To those saying I was making the stories shorts so i could garner pages, well sorry to say this but I think you are myopic, if you religiously followed from the beginning you would see comments on when I said I was at work.
And to the young man, that asked me why I Did not type everything out in a computer and uploaded all once instead, well you see sir, I started this story after a thought came to my mind, I was so motivated that I decided to register as a member on nairaland because I have always been a visitor on nairaland and this is my first topic on nairaland. I actually thought I could tell it peaceful as it progressed and not to be confused at the long run by many of you who wanted a different story.

Since you are not patient enough to know how I used what i had to get what I wanted.... You would probably never know.

My experiences are my precious moments because they shaped me into what I am today, and I won't have it altered because I want to tell a story on nairaland.

At this junction I drop my pen!

# walks out of thread*******

Giving in to people's bullsh1t?

That's not a quality of a good writer. There's "freedom of speech" and people are very free to say whatever they want, however they want. It's none of your business.

Just keep on writing. Reply to positive comments (or like them, whichever you prefer) and don't pay any form of attention to negative comments. Just skip them and focus on the positive ones. Don't even ignore the negative comments since Ignoring itself is a form of attention.

Go through many of those sadists posts and you'll find out the many of them are wannabe writers that have failed in their endeavors and rather than improving on themselves, they take time insulting other better writers so they can feel better about themselves. I have been following your story since the day it made front page and I tell you, it's very interesting and enlightening.

Besides, your story has 87050 Views and 24 pages at the time of posting this. An educational post and not even political or romantic post for that matter. That should tell you something.

That Facebook page you used as source is an anti-Buhari Facebook page (probably owned by a random blog) and not a neutral news agency as required.

In other words, your source is questionable.

kilode100:
Guy, fashi her and come to me jawe ..
Wetin sef?


The truth is that she broke up with that guy, gave you a chance but you couldn't, hit her center of gravity wella...
You no sabi fcvk Bros.. Even if the woman na Angel, she still needs serious throbbing for down below.

Not to worry Uncle., I fit teach you how do to am and any woman you handle afterwards, won't let go.

God is with you.

I also have the same problem. Should I also come to you?

Anybody at camp already? Update us. What they're seizing etc. I heard they do seize extensions, is it true?

I am presently around Kainji in Niger state. moving in from Ilorin, Kwara state.

OXYGEN01:
A VILLAGE IN GHANA IS EVEN FAR BETTER THAN THE CAPITAL OF THAT ZOO COUNTRY YOU HAIL FROM.WE HAVE MANY CITIES IN GHANA BUT IN YOUR CASE YOU ONLY LAGOS,WHICH IS EVEN FAR BELOW ACCRA .

You're back. Welcome. I can see that you've started with your anti-Nigerian sentiments. You're so full of hate and suffer from lack of morals.

I just hope only credible people made that list.

Moral of the story: ladies always reply your DM's. And don't be like that single 26 years old yeye woman with four kids that made front page recently.

That man carry eyes go market sha.

oloyedayo:
Thank God that polio is gone, whom are we praising now? GEJ or PMB?

greatness22:
People who really speaks d truth knows GEJ deserves the praises. GEJ kicked polio out of 9ja

This is part of what I am saying.

You better stay in your nonalcoholic state. You are not less of a man. A bottle of Gulder, Star, Snapp, Origin, Smirmoff and the likes go for 250. Three bottles is 750. Times 10 times a month is 7,500. And that's excluding the money for nkwobi, isiewu, cowleg pepper soup, suya and the likes. or are you going to drink without eating something pepperish?

Ha! She don catch you o. You better stay away from her, else you'll be buying iPhones, Samsung galaxies, Tecno phantoms, HTC, Sony and other flagship phones as they are being released. It's more advisable you stay with those Shoprite and KFC girls. They are much cheaper.

This is a welcome development. Our next objective should be the eradication of religious fanatics and tribal bigots from this country.

Take her to visit a single mother or unmarried women above forty.

Is Mark Zuckerberg on APC pay list? Or what exactly is Mr Barcanista saying? Facebook has its rules that all users are expected to abide by. You run foul of it, you face the consequences.

Nope. Saraki is being punished for his own sins. Snitching on your party and teaming with the opposition is an unforgivable offence in politics. It is the same as treason.

How can we be sure of this? Tecno has no press release yet. And I'm skeptical about trusting sms messages as sources.

That means racists have started using Hajj to settle scores. When you're committing a sin in a place you are supposed to be asking for forgiveness. May God help and guide us all.

Marathon? Where were they running to?

I can't see any photo.

Fresh boy. I'll be having mine soon.

Missy89:
A Jew was offered the Israeli presidency. What is the big FVCKING deal?

The big fvcking deal is... that Jew was Albert Einstein.

https://factshood.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Albert-Einstein-2.jpg

Albert Einstein was offered the position of the president of Israel on November 17, 1952, after the death of the Israel’s first president- Chiam Weizmann. The letter detailing the offer was written by Abba Eban on the request of the Israel’s prime minister- Ben Gurion and was delivered by David Gortein, Israel’s ambassador to the United States.

Albert Einstein was asked if he would accept the position of the president of Israel, if it was offered to him by the Knesset- Israel’s equivalent of the parliament. If he accepted the offer, he would be required to move to Israel and take up Israeli citizenship. He would also be given the freedom and facilities to continue with his research works which would even be funded by the government.

Albert Einstein politely declined the offer saying he was of old age and lacked the natural aptitude and needed experience to deal with people and exercise official functions. He also added that he was the most distressed over his inability to accept the offer as his relationship with the Jewish people was his strongest human bond ever, since he was aware of their uncertain and unsecure situation amongst other nations of the world.

Sixty-eight years old Yitzhak Ben-Zvi was later elected by the Knesset to become the president of Israel, sixteen days after the letter detailing the offer was sent to Albert Einstein. Yitzhak Ben-Zvi was inaugurated as the second president of Israel on December 10, 1952 and he served for three terms until his death on April 23, 1963.

Source: http://factshood.com/albert-einstein-once-turned-down-an-offer-to-become-the-president-of-israel/

Who's the owner? Who is she?

Hope the marriage lasts. Though I don't believe the 23 million naira ish.

You are somehow right. But you should know that there is a clear difference between "employment" and "underemployment." A teacher that sees a 5,000 or 10,000 naira per month job after school is not neither employed nor unemployed. He is UNDEREMPLOYED.

Meanwhile, the did you know that the English alphabet used to have a 27th letter? Click to read.

nigeriancuban:
the op must be a clone of that animal too but unlike them he neighs

Maybe the op's a horse. lol.

charix:
That you're disturbing me(in 2015) and others with the same news from 2013 we saw a day after it happened.

Read this one then: http://factshood.com/the-english-alphabet-used-to-have-a-27th-letter/

And don't tell me you were informed a day after it happened.

charix:
This story is two years old. I'm sure the fake blogger was desperate for stories.

it is quoted in the article that this happened in 2013, so what exactly is your point?

Double post.

Specialiste:
...and i was expecting something funny...

Unfortunately, this isn't a joke. Click here to read something funny.