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How those that help the internally displaced people in Borno, Yoba and Adamawa states? Smh ![]() |
Obviously OP, u havent heard of genes and DNA Reincarnate my foot. U live once and then u die. Thats d end. Shikena |
Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance too much This got me cracking.But no translation. Wld like to knw whythe person no dey dance too much |
![]() OP....u wan kill man pickin with laugh. Smbody go explain to me hw my name take miss comot dat graduation list....else....give me bck my school fees! ![]() |
Emekamex:Gbam!!! Well said! *Turns to owner of the beer parlour* Aunty Nkechi, give dis man two bottles of oriigin Or better still....
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![]() Nigerians are the best marketers and advertisers in the world Use person name wey don mak am tak uplift ur business. Any which way we must mak am |
Hell no! Why wld I leave my family and loved ones because of 50M. Infact no amount is worth abandoning my family. I go hustle my own and I knw say I go make pass dat 50M. |
jantofubu:No na d road wey pass front of ur haus she for kom repair. Smh ![]() |
I believe what happens on Nairaland stays on Nairaland. By the way there is nothing like Cyber bullying in the dictionary of Nairalanders.... ![]() |
True...no lady dates u without liking u first except she is afta smtin other than love. Like it wen a lady acts cold around me or like she hates me. And afta getting her to like and date me....she reveals she already had a crush on me while she tried to show she couldnt stand d sight of me. Na kissing things afta she finish d statement. ![]() |
Didnt give us her age so we cld gauge properly why she is shy walking with u. Wld assume she is quite young. So, jus give her time. Mine was same wen we started. Was patient with her but today she kisses me on the road. She no send anybody. ![]() As ur girl matures she wld become more confident to flaunt u in front of whoever is thr or is looking at u guys. And this wld be helped if she knws u truly love her. She wld even turn from a gentle lamb to a ravenous wolf in bed with u. ![]() |
Mr. Op.....I like it wen at times my babe acts mysteriously wen it comes to sex. Makes me go into hunt and kill mode. ![]() |
Hey, hey! Mr. Comrade Governor! Hw much has Edo state lost under ur administration?! Can u pls give us details? Smh... ![]() |
He said he was of the opinion that successful prosecution could prevent similar carelessness and loss of life in future. If he had applied this principle to Nigeria during his tenure, the mess we are in today wld have been reduced to a large extent. On single respect or love I dnt have for this man. Cld have been our Mandela (handing over to a civilian govt, going to prison and then becoming our First president in the democracy we enjoy today. He cld have had his name written in gold and statues of him erected all over the country but greed ate deep in his heart and soul. U may ask hw I knw. His Ota farm was nothing to write home abt while he was in prison. Infact it almost closed up due to lack of funds to manage it. Came out of prison, became our president and BOOM!, Ota farm became one of the largest in Africa racking in 32 million per month. Hw do u think dat magic happened? He is one of the major resason why we are where we are today as a nation. Wasted billions of dollars in improving power in the country. Lets us not forget the satellite he paid billions of dollars to the chinese for which has gone missing in space with no trace what so ever. But what do u expect in a country whr history is thrown in the dustbin. He is highly respected and feared as a Godfather. Nonsense! ![]() |
carzola:Chai! LWKM. O bloog group dey Facebook, feel free to join. ![]() |
IbokUtoroh: ![]() |
ArchEnemy:Even if they get sued, our justice system is s.hit, any hope of getting justice wld be lost even before going to court. Total reform in dat sector needed |
freecocoa:Smtyms being urself may not please ur ML, if u truly love ur man and ur home, apply those things the op said. Smtyms they may even come naturally to u. BTW, the guy above me is totally correct, u wont last long in ur marriage if u don't take simple advice. Your mother-in-law can make ur marriage hell for u. Be wise |
OP why is Airforce1 not on dat list?.... ![]() |
Pinkylilly:Mode 9 still beta than the bunch u listed. They all rap junk. If u are yoruba u wld knw Olamide raps total rubbish, no meaning in what he says and lil kesh is his protege. M.I combines words just to rhyme no meaning too. For example "He is d incredible, lyrical, musical, medical, miracle, on ur stereo, area".....what the facque is dat? Rap? Reminise same as Olamide and Lil Kesh Phyno...na one rope tie him, Olamide and Lil Kesh jus t dat his own side of the rope has a different colour. (I was in Owerri for four years so, I understand every rubbish he says. Moddy d best out all of them, nxt Jesse Jags, every other one na management. Things are the way they are in Nigeria in terms of music (where the good ones are sidelined for jokers) cos the more u rap or sing rubbish the more "hits" u get, the more air play u get, the more endorsement. But if u make sense, u are rejected outright. Still surprised how Tuface made it in a society that cares less for meaningful songs No wonder Wizkid and Davido top the charts while Dare ArtAlade and Timi Dakolo are just heard once in a while. Listen to songs of Ebenezar Obey, Oliver da Coque, Osita Osadebe, Fela, Sali Young, Onyeka Owenu....those guys didnt jus get a good beat and sang whatever they liked on it....they made SENSE. They always had a message to pass. Unlike our musicians today who just mumble a lot of meaningless thing on a good beat with a repetitive chorus. I rest my case here. |
koresma26:I remember d day I buy my own. Mehn kom see forming as bike drop me for front of my haus. I feel like Tupac "All eyes on me". And hw much I buy am? 2k. ![]() |
StevinMorgan:I'm at lose as to why a man would be saying anoda man is cute. Even if u are a die-hard fan of his (which u obviously are), u need not say he is cute cos u are a dude like him; thats d work of d ladies. Wen I saw ur post, had to rush to check ur gender on ur profile. Was disappointed to see its a dude calling a fellow dude "cute". Remember constitution said its 14years o |
FowlYansh:I sincerely hope wen they kidnap ur daughter(s) we can also call it a scam or false alarm. |
FreeGlobe:Why is no one asking about competence and credibility; no one is asking "can he do d job"? What's with all these tribal sentiments? You may say is it only in d North there are credible and competent persons? You are right to ask but might I remind you, it is just appointment of assistants and aides nothing big. If u were in his shoes won't u appoint ppl to such positions that u trust. Well, I'm still waiting till I see his ministerial list. Until then I dey with my plate of garri and groundnut with my 3D eyeglass dey watch Buhari. |
Saifullah01:U need beta slap. What is take it easy? Have u heard the words "court and justice" before. Smh ![]() |
grammarcop:Thanks for d corrections. Wait! Wetin u call ursef. Grammar wetin? I need to see your certificates, if there is no Ph.D in English among what u present to me, you wld be in hot soup. ![]() |
Caliph69:Have u heard of a Canadian caught with drugs or a German involved in human trafficking? I haven't and u knw why? Cos their govt wrks; their govt wrks for dem. They are definitely not perfect but the citizens are taken care of, sm even pay their citizens stipends wen they have no job. Infrastructures, educations system, power (electricity), security (human, goods, properties and food), e.t.c....everything is wrking. I have entered an underground (subway) train in one of those countries. During d journey I kept asking myself wen we wld have that kind in my country Nigeria. What pains me most is d fact that these so called developed countries dnt have half of the resources we possess (human, natural and material). Have u wondered why citizens of these developed countries are not asked to get visa before entering most countries in the world? Chew on dat a little my friend. |
mulattoclaro:Yes...the average Nigerian wants to run away from the country but d despiracy of the Binis is too obvious. BTW, I'm a Bini man and I knw Bini is d second most spoken language in Italy afta Italian ![]() |
Positiveminds:His regime was knwn for high handedness and brutality, not corruption. All the same he has got a chance to redeem himself, he better not throw it away. |
surelove:If na my bed room b dat, she no go cover with wrapper...she go dey feel heat afta many many..... ![]() |
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