₦airaland Forum

Ivanspring:
My thoughts exactly!

Ur thoughts exactly?

Might I ask, did u hear him make any statement concerning boko haram in the years leading up to d March 28 election; d period when GEJ was laughing in sokoto (when he went to see the emir of sokoto) afta the Kano bombing dat killed those pupils while they were on the assembly ground; the period when boko haram was running rampant, taking territories, hoisting their flag and declaring their caliphate?

Did u even knw we had a deputy senate persident during that period?

What has he donated or done to reduce the sufferings of the internally displaced persons (IDM) in Borno and Adamawa states.

If feel sorry for Nigeria cos there are many persons like u who can't see beyond their noses when it comes to Nigerian politics and governance.

He is an example to all graduates and intending ones. He is an enterpreneur. He decided to tak d bull by the horn after graduating and do something which is already putting food on his table. This is how it shld be.

Today most graduates just seat at home waiting for d govt to give dem jobs rather than thinking of what they cld bring to the table.

Search within u there is smthing u can offer ppl for which they wont hesitate to pay for; smtin legal.

If afta graduating, he had decided to wait for Obasanjo to give him a job, he wldnt have been able to boost today that he has seen some female celebrities' (like Tonto) privates; maybe had a taste of some of them too

histemple:
Please what is Mikel?

Babe, forget u funny. Not who is but what is.

If some die-hard Mikel fans catch en.

No surprise if dem say u dey jealous cos e dey date oyibo babe....

The severla military coup aside, this was when the Nigerian military had dignity and was highly respected, unlike the laughing stock it has become today in African and d world in general.

U think I'm telling a lie, look at d pic again, which of those Generals has a big pot belly, unlike those we have today, such that one couldnt lift his right leg more than four inches off the ground while marching and giving a salute during the May 29th inauguaration ceremony.

Chai! I laugh die dat day

Emekamex:
The good, the bad and the ugly, match them to this at your own discretion.

The good: Shehu Musa Y'adua, The bad : T.Y Danjuma, The ugly......u already knw who.....

IbokUtoroh:
na today nyash dey back?

Obviously, u are an illiterate.

Lord pls save us from such people;never let them get near d corridors of power in Nigeria.

eliment:
It's high time government banned these containers during the day so many life lost already

Trust me they won't until it falls on a public office holder's car (for example, a senator) or on one belonging to his/her family, then they wld start clamouring for the passage of a bill to address d issue.

FG and our legislators dnt always tak our issues serious until it affects them directly.

Smh...

maum:
Ee-yaah for Ohakim's family.
They partied just a few days ago at one of his daughter's wedding.

If only u knw how much he stole from Imo state, u won't b saying eyaa.

Na Imo ppl money dem tak dey party. First it was Adanna last year (who is in Ireland and in Medical school) and last week it was her twin sister Adanma.

You think its frm his "salary" all those money came out? Smh

For those that remember at least half of those things, hell no......no way say una dey indomie generation.

BTW, smtyms I wonder, what wld this generation remember wen they are our age? Flat screen TV (with Ben 10 cartoon showing on it) and Cowbell I guess.

You wake up one morning and u anoint yourself a man of God and start performing "miracles"...like "healing" someone that has been blind from birth and asking him to tell u the colour of ur tie.

Are u faquing kidding mehn....wen d hell did he learn to differentiate colours if he has been blind from birth. Or did u (Chris Oyakhilome) order one of ur ushers to give him a crash course on "types of colours).

No wonder NBC banned u from showing ur "miracle" programmes on T.V to stop fooling gullible Nigerians.

Man of God my big black a.ss.

tchidi:
That time ehn, na sunday we de go make call!! Queue for there de pass BVN own.

No b jus say u dey use ear here of Nitel or u manage see d card wen u small, u dey even go Nitel office go mak call.

Babe....u are very far from the indomie generation.

Nice writeup dude. Good use of your imagination.

If this is true*, is Gbajabiamila beating d war drums cos he cares abt d average Nigerian or cos he is trying to stop dem frm falling his political hand completely.

Oh.....I just remembered he is an ex-convict, so I hv gotten d ansa to my question.

markidoo:
Raise d gown a lil bit higher. U might find a mangrove rainforest or a desert.

U must be a pervert.

We are talking abt d injury d 13 yr old girl sustained and u re talking abt raising her skirt a little higher so u cld see a rainforest or a desert.

Smh.....

surelove:
Why dat girl cover wrapper for club na? Abi cold dey catch her?

Dat place resemble club to u?

B like u no even read wetin d op write before d picture...afta u go dey blame God say u fail exam......smh

If only Nigeria's judicial system wasnt a joke I wld have been rejoicing she has been taken to court. Don't be suprised if the woman is told to pay N100,000 and to provide two sureties; then she's released.

Not in support of jungle justice but for the sake of d sorry state of our judiciary, those youths shld have been allowed to teach that woman a proper lesson; that "what goes around comes around".

Smh....

To the poster above me.....

*Let me assume he did it him self.

Talk abt creativity

If only the state govt wld tak note of this and find a place for him to make use of his creativity effectively for the benefit of all.

Talents such as this go to waste everyday in the country or better still they are picked up by western or asian countries or companies who see their potentials and understand hw much they worth.

There is something wrong with every part of the country.

The Igbos are involved in drug trafficking and smuggling in Indonesia, Singapore and Malaysia; the Yorubas are involved in Yahoo Yahoo and juju pedling, the Hausa are involved in religious fanatism and killings of "infidels", the Binis are hell bent on travelling abroad even if it means crossing the dreaded Mediterranean sea......e.t.c

Every ethnic group has smting wrong with it.

If only the country was wrking as it ought to.

But for the greediness and corruption of Babaginda, Obasanjo, Jonathan and all those that have been part of their govt at one point in time or the other; we are whr we are today.

PMB pls distinguish urself from this lot and give us d change u promised; else history would add u to d bunch listed above.

I always respect this man's writeups.

He is an adent supporter of APC and the change movement but he tried to be objective as much as possible.

He did a great job calling on Buhari to see that "the morning of his administration" isn't looking good.

I hope PMB listens and acts fast.

At least a national broadcast wld go a long way in keeping the goodwill he had before the election because it already looks to be going down d drain.

99% of mine was correct. Love being at home; got that part wrong abt me and my month

All the same, I think this was just a guess work.

No scientific research conducted.

OP, I'v a question for u: Was he the fourth richest man in the country before he became governor or did his fortunes change after that like OBJ (whose OTA farm was nothing to write home abt until he became President in 1999)?

Now I knw what to say wen peeps ask when I'm returning to naija.....in the #FullnessOfTime

Now I knw what to say wen peeps ask when I'm returning to naija.....in the #fullnessoftime

I noticed its since PMB ordered the removal of military check points all over Nigeria, that these bombings by Boko Haram intensified.

Pls PMB restore military checkpoints to curb these activities by this terrorist sect until they are completely wiped out

Chubhie:
This is enough to commence impeachment proceedings against Mr President.

If only u had come up with dis suggestion during GEJ's tenure as President we wont be in dis situation today.

This is what most places in Naija ought to look like, clean amd serene.

I hate dat douglas road en....with d ever busy market thr....always rowdy and dirty.

PMB pls dnt let such a credible and intelligent man waste in d lecture room. He shld be in ur cabinet.

I dont care much abt d bra but what it holds firmly to a lady's chest.

Time to pay for your treachery Dino.

BTW hope u didnt spend all your stolen money from d senate on putting ur name on d champagne bottle cos u wld need evry kobo u can gather if u lose dat case.

Nigeria isnt ready for a Nuclear power plant.

We cant even avert simple erosion, we want to use nuclear power dat has very dangerous potentials if proper measures are not put on place.

BTW, Russia is just desperate to sell its nuclear power to compensate for its dwindling economy and it has found an "unprepared mugu" in Nigeria.

PMB pls cancel dat nuclear arrangement we never ready for am