₦airaland Forum

justirich:
2 – ORJI UZOR KALU
A billionaire and one of the few Nigerians on Forbes
list, he is the former governor of Abia State and
chairman of the conglomerate, Slok Group. Kalu tops
the chart of private jet owners in Nigeria – he has
five, the largest private jet fleet in Nigeria, and in the
early hours of Thursday, 18 th September 2014, his
fifth jet, a Gulfstream G650, made its maiden entry
into the Nigerian airspace after it touched down at
the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Ikeja,
Lagos.
The following are Kalu’s jets:
GULFSTREAM G650: He reportedly bought this
for $72 million (N11.5 billion) making it most
probably the most expensive jet in Nigeria.
Even the French-made Falcon 7X of the
Presidential Air Fleet bought by President
Goodluck Jonathan does not come close – that
cost just $50 million or N10 billion.
GULFSTREAM IV (he has/had three of this).
BOMBARDIER’S GLOBAL EXP XRS.

dhardline:
The guy is definitely not d average Nigerian.

Paradise163:
Am I the only one who thinks that guy was high last night?? Even during his performance he was just jumping from here to there.

Now to the award, he dedicated it to his new born daughter saying daddy is bringing home a toy. Walahi if I were to be one of the organizers I would have just collected my thing back

Jamzig1:
At about 11:45pm in the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta a student residing in the school hostel killed this snake on his way coming back from night class. He saw the snake lying on the road at a junction close to the U.K and IYAT hall of residence immediately he took a stick and attacked it on its head. Pics below--->

ebamma:
This V for Vendetta game Buhari is playing won't end well,






There are some fights that are better left unfought,







Let him start doing the job people voted him to do,



Give us a ministerial list and crush boko haram,





Start keeping your campaign promises




In the game of power,
If you want to fight everybody





You will end up dead

rozayx5:
hmm . he bettr hurry back soon. before nnamdi kanu repeats

1984

ebamma:
And you think that marriage will make you a successful and happy person huh?,




Life is too short for you to let people dictate to you what success and happiness is,Not all of us will get married,





Some of us are just unlucky in love or relationships,

ORACLE1975:
Ohaneze Ndi Igbo i hope you are hearing. Whosoever
that is found culpable in this matter in our law court will
definitely go to jail. That is why i kept saying your
reaction when this matter came up was too hasty. You
ought to have kept your cool and do some investigation
instead of impugning your integrity/ reputation. Forgery
anywhere in the world is a criminal offence and if any of
our Senior citizens in law making is involved in such an
act must be meant to serve maximum term as
prescribed by the law of the land. How can the Law
makers turn to Law breakers if this story is anything to
go by. Nigerians are the cause of what is happening in
the National Assembly. How can People like Theorde
Orji and all his likes be in the senate. Senate and Federal
House of Representatives are not meant for people with
questionable characters, criminals who after
embezzling the money meant for their states ran to
Senate to protect their wealth. There is need to amend
our constitution to reflect that any person (s) who have
served in a capacity of Governor shall not contest for
the position of Senate or House of Representative till
after a period to be determined by the law. We have so
many rotten eggs in the Senate of the Federal Republic
of Nigeria

hinwazaka:
I feel pity for the APC government. Its obvious they are confused and are overwhelmed by the job at hand
This is the reason for all this ghost stories and bogus accusations. The truth is that in Nigeria we don't keep records. There is no way to find out what was taken and by whom. This is why Price waters complained of incomplete data to fully analyse the accounts of NNPC. We should know that the staff of NNPC are very smart and can hide anything. Buhari should stop all this distractions and simply pull resources together to try to run the country. He doesn't have to run it, he can simply pretend till the storm passes over. This is not the way to go

toshmann:
Hmmm, how you take sabi? I'm begining to suspect you

sainty2k3:
But why DSS and not EFCC. If its corruption charges,DSS should allow EFCC do their work and face other business

toshmann:
One urgent method will be the immediate extra funding of military, police, military intelligence etc

Seal all borders connected with the north-east. And also closely monitor inter-state borders between the three main states involved

Metal detectors EVERWHERE in those states. Churches, mosques, markets, parks, even random use of metal detectors to ordinary passers-by in the streets and villages

Dusk to dawn curfew in those states

Commence efficient "combing" of the associated forests where the boko haram hide outs could be

Random searching of random homes, schools, mosques, etc throughout those states

These very difficult measures will slow down the bombings. Then we could take our time to commence investigations into who is sponsoring the menace. Or dont you know sometimes investigations could take years? And even at that it may not always be productive. So should we wait all these time to know who is sponsoring boko haram?

And by the way, whoever sponsored them in the past may no longer be relevant as ISIS has taken over boko haram. So he may as well go to syria/iraq to locate the leadership or sponsors of boko haram which is now known as the islamic state west african province.

Good luck with that

Shortyy:
please step aside, you are not making any sense.

toshmann:
What d'you do when a cancer patient is in extreme pains and can't breathe?

Ans: give him oxygen, pain killers, . . . . . . Then draw up a plan on how to combat the cancer, which will be a long term plan. But the pain and breathlessness can't wait.

Lesson: Urgent issues are handled urgently, chronic issues are given long term efficient plan

Stop the killings, then investigate corruption which will take yrs to stop.

Get the fox out of the poulty and after the fox is eliminated we can now worry about who opened the door for the fox to enter

Common sense

Mrshroud:
Unfortunately Most of the best and evergreen adjectives have been used to describe songs that have fallen short of the majority's expectations here on Nairaland.

I do not intend to follow the stereotype, I don't wanna give much hype to the song I'm presenting. But I want to appeal to every nairalander reading this For the love of good music and for the sake of our community(ship) , please kindly download these musical efforts by this nairalander and be the one to ascribe those evergreen adjectives to them , because I'm sure you will.

If this songs , by any means falls below the expectations of majority do not open any thread with my name on it ever again.

I'm confident that if you honestly give your reviews on this thread , and it hits frontpage.
Then the possibility of a nairalander hitting the limelight is 0.1 percent less than a 100 sure and I'll be eternally grateful to you guys for making it possible.

Please download and give your reviews, let's have one of our own in the spotlight.

Thanks and God bless your hustle as you support Ours , God bless You Big Time , as you Gave me Time.

http://www.tunescity.net/2015/07/04/bobby-ft-bobby-blossom-safe/



Short musical demos by BOBBY D that'll give you more impressions:

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/d8f812a6 - Ogidi Gan

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/29c556d6 - Kilode



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Lyrics - I'm safe

I'm safe
Girl everytime that I'm with you
I feel safe
Emotionally spiritually
I'm safe
I entrust my heart to you
I fear no heart break
Yea.
My girl
(Yoruba language)Nito reé kpé
She no want versace
Feragamo or gucci
I'm safe
You pin down with me
Even when I just dey manage
Now because of you
God dey bless me
Now I dey package

I'm safe

Hook.
Hell yea Girl I'm safe
I'm safe with you girl
I'm safe with you girl
I-m Safe. (Times. 2)

Na you oo

I'm safe
After God
(Ibo language) Maka Chukwu
Na your wish be my commandment
Yea
Na only you believe me
When everybody doubted
Yea
Like antivirus
You dey make me just dey browse safe
If you wan seperate us
You dey put water for basket.

(Hook)


I'm safe
Yea
After you na you and you
All over again
I love you girl in Theory and practice
Like antivirus
You dey make me just dey browse safe
I stay down with my day one niggaz
And my number one girl.

Rap.
Omo d love commot for edge
E dey for 3g
And the visual quality
omo na 3D
Any body test we
Tastes a sweet tin
Sotay You be my menu
And my listing
O baby listen
Our love na david one sling
We go kill all the goliaths and philistines
We go kiss each other omò
Till our lips sync
Blow each other
Like bombings
(Yoruba)Omo ge
You look fly
Virgin Airlines
Give me the bars for my girl
I wanna drop lines ,
For you I'll be a gentleman
For you I'll be nice
We'll live in harmony forever
Girl we won't fight.

Hook till song fades.

onyedikachukwue:
Ok. In ekweremmadu we trust.


Dullarrdinho is America and bokoharam are bombing d citizen.

he deserve tourist president of d year award.



And TOURIST PRESIDENT OF THE YEAR AWARD GOes TO Daura President

Kelklein:
At the interview to fill the vacancy of a Field Engineer in a multinational oil company, two competent and qualified Engineers were shortlisted and the company was to decide on who to retain and who to show the red card.

They asked them If they could drive and they both answered in the affirmative even though only one of them could drive. The Head of the Human Resources spearheading the interview cum pruning session then handed his car keys to them to prove their driving skills within the premises.

The over-confident applicant collected the car key, opened the car, switched on the ignition, lighted it up, sped off, swirled, swerved and made some stunts on wheels before parking the car on the same spot to the seeming rousing applause and mischievously knowing smile of the interviewers.

The other applicant who could not drive collected the key all the same, opened the car, opened the bonnet, checked the engine oil level, the brake fluid level, the gear oil level and the water in the radiator level. As he closed the bonnet, the chief interviewer walked towards him and said: "Don't bother driving, you've just been hired!"

Precaution is more powerful than expertise!
The race is not for the swiftest, but to the wise!
Don't be brash and over-confident. Learn the ropes and never back off from giving your best even If you don't possess what it takes.

That someone is doing it fast doesn't mean he is doing it right! Direction is more important than speed! Exercise caution and take precaution in the journey of life- that's how to be recruited into the employment of success...


my2kobo

toshmann:
Yea, he's probing people while Boko Haram is Bombing people. And people are supporting him. Hmmn. We just don't deserve good governance in nigeria. We deserve this crap call Buhari.

What a shame

Shortyy:
And you explain to me why BUHARY hasn't dealt with them since May 29th

centjamie:
Can't the probing and the crushing of boko haram be done simultaneously
Or rather,the crushing first,then the probing later.

My point is,the probing isn't the most important thing on the list drawing our scale of preference.BH is on a killing spree,there ought to be a counter attack to stop the killing instead of dissipating all these energies into this resultless probing akin to that of Lamido and his sons.

otiigba1:
GbAm! Makes a lot of lot of sense, nigerians are the only people who will stand in the middle of the highway in front of an oncoming truck and believe that God will save them as if God do not have important things to attend to,God have given nigerians sense all they have to do is USE it! Instead of calling on God all the time to save them

Rounakid:
hello son, learn how to mind ur own f*ckin biz if u want to live lonq... Buh if u wnt otherwise... Then continue... (jux an advice)
I REST MY CASE

centjamie:
Is Buhari also waiting for six weeks before election to address the same issue?

CuteDude53:
I don hear.. .but i cant stop using Cheats. I ve nt subscribed on my smartphone since i bought it 3yrs ago.. .yet i download huge files more than people that subscribes

Demmzy15:
I go report you now, no just talk pass ur mouth for dia!

drss:
Three guns were found in his home, so what? Is he not a retired soldier? $40,000 found in his home: Well, that amount is a lot smaller compared to the $3 billion allegedly misappropriated by Dasuki.
But who cares? The zoo must fall.

Shortyy:
woman, reason like a human being for once

boboLIL:
handwork of the aimless one... He thouqht he is voted by his blind supporters to revenge d opposition party... Now usin Niqeria presidential seat 2 harm dos wo didnt support u... Sumbody shuld tel buhari wat democracymeans.. FAyose d best out spoken govenor so far

Precious91:
We have accidents almost every day now.What's wrong?Lord,heal our land.