₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
...see yor head like Cow leg...so u get upset coz babe told u find job..abi?.......wher the hell will u get moiney to maintain her? ..thru arm robbery?.. Goat!! (no ofeinse)

Is it compulsory that d moment u guys start dating, she wld just drop all her personal and family problems on u?

Is dat d way it shld be done?

Guess u havent seen d picture of Obama and Michelle or Basket Mouth and his wife when he was still up coming in d Nigerian comedy industry.

The thing is most Nigerian girls and even oyibo girls too are looking for "already made". He said he was job hunting, not as if he was home all day lazying around and getting drunk.

U and I both know how d Nigerian job market is.

I had just N30 on me d day I met my boo. I was even pricing danfo dat day sef But today the story is different.

safarigirl:
This is just my personal opinion. Vector's King Kong remix featuring Phyno, Reminisce, Classiq and Uzi has to be the d-opest rap song in Naija (ever?)

The visuals were crayyy! Butterfield beyond the video, the contribution of every artiste on that track was just out of this world....they all came correct. I haven't seen artistes go as hard as those guys did on a collaboration. Like they all wanted to prove something, and boyyy did they prove it! (maybe they were tryna outdo Sarkodie's remix? ).

I had some favourites, so i'll break them down from my best down to the least IMO....they all did good, but some were amazing.

1) Uzikwendu(Uzi): the lil bro of Killz did not disappoint his big bro. This dude was just FIRE on the track. Like, where the hell has he been? We've got Twista here and we've been rockin' to a bunch of 2Chainz niggas? I loved EVERYTHING about this dude's lines. The rhthm, the speed, everything was just....DAMN! I have to see him again.

2) Classiq: first off, I would like to express my deepest gratitude to Vector for finally getting a REAL A-boky on a track, Ann boy did this dude represent! On a track with fairly established guys, these new bloods definitely took the spotlight. Classiq was just waoh! Rapping in Hausa, he delivered the language of the North so beautifully, one is tempted to sign up for an Hausa class. Thank you Nasarawa for giving us Classiq

3) Phyno: As usual, Mr. Obago delivered his punchlines with enough infusion of Igbo so you make no mistakes where he's repping, but at this point, we should all know how Phyno does it....I particularly liked his line "Real recognises real, ma nigga so why don't you look familiar?".

4) Vector: As much as Vector owned the original of this song, he had to tone it down for the other guys, but he still brought his heat. Would've preferred if he opened the music, but he was still pretty awesome on it, I liked his Johnny line

5) Reminisce: Baba Hafusa was my least interesting act on this beat. I just feel like Olamide would've murdered this song more than he did. He was just okay, he went as hard as he has in recent times, but still, he fell short just a little compared to the other guys.

Totally, Uzi and Classiq were the stars of this song and MattMax definitely did some magic with the visuals....even though there is a resemblance to Jay-Z's "On to the next one". Certain scenes stood out for me. The illuminati-ish scene with Uzi as well as the Horse rider scene with Classiq.

Here is the video, what do you think of the song?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcBVXIxqG0k

Cc: mikuz, lalasticlala, giiyaz, siddogg, airmark

Are u a guy or a girl cos I have never seen a girl that love rap this much to even describe in details a rap song.

BTW as a dude who has been in love with Nigerian Rap since 1998, ModeNine remains the boss of Nigerian rap. He is not the average Nigerian rapper droppin lame punchlines and say a bunch of rubbish especially those that do it in their mother tongues like Olamide. I speak yoruba so I understand every jagon he says in d name of dropping punchlines.

Afta Mode is Jesse Jags. Ever wondered why they haven't been commercial enuf....cos they are way ahead of the Nigerians and d Nigerian music industry....on fans who are ahead too understand and feel them

After those two mentioned above.....u have other Nigerian rappers....

Shikena

Allsmyles:
Lol...my bridesmaids will b on d look out for anybody dt mistakenly moves.
Modified: I made fp again, tnx to Lami my guy

Sis, d shoes on ur dp, u for at least try clean am before u snap am put online.

And no forget to wash d shoe lace too...

Mogidi:
The lopsided appointment continues, 6 officials today, 2 Southerners and 4 Northerners, nuff said.

Mr. Man, shldnt u be more concerned with their credibility and competence to deal with our security issues; their ethnicity or tribe shldnt be of much relevance considering the problems we face today as a country.

I'm a Niger Deltan, I dnt give a bullsh*t whr Buhari's appointees come from so long they can do d job assigned to them. If on the contrary they can't or don't, they I wld give PMB a piece of me.

nicerichard05:
[size=15pt][b]Seriously I didn't read dis, I am not interested in politics for now[/b[/size]].

And u had d time to comment.

U need a resounding slap!

MsBliss:
Everyone of us was once a teenager so what's the big deal anyway ?

From ur reply to the post, u just showed Nairalanders how u fit perfectly in the op's description of a teenager.

henchamb:
hope u are happy now.
you nailed it

Yes ooo. Dancing to Olamide's shakiti bobo

#werelobade

jefywizy:
you won tear d cloth ni...oya go use anoda person cloths go dance 'eh alahji..alahji for club na' i swear u go sleep cell' lols you won tear d cloth ni...oya go use anoda person cloths go dance 'eh alahji..alahji for club na' i swear u go sleep cell' lols

9aijaboi:
I wish you what you wish me but reject ur wish for me...
Don't kids have their channels like Nickelodeon etc
Or don't you know that MTV and some Channels have Parental guidance of 18 and above
Or don't you know the meaning of PG 18+
Or U want me to school you without paying ur fees,no worry #itsallowed

Haba! Na so u stingy? At least pay the fees nowww!

Freemanan:

FREEMAN DAVID STUNS IN OLD PHOTO....

Classic reponse to this thread.

She turns 40, hw da faque does that stop the killings in the North or the raping of underage girls rampant in the country....

Make she do go marry. Na crime if we see pics of her wedding, hubby and baby(ies) her on NL.

Wait! She is 40?!!! She is closer to menopause than virginity.

Kylez:
So guys, my music video is finally out. Spendoe!
I want to thank those who downloaded and helped me reach 6000+ downloads.
Thanks to Search FM for playing the song
And big shout out to Mizzle Entertainment! My label!
The video was directed by BennyDee, so please guys, check it out and tell me what you think. Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKzNtp-eoGs

cc: lalasticla
Obinoscopy
MizMyColi
CrazyScientist
Seun
LadyBlueCash
Airforce1
ItsAnderson
Andyblaze
tdayof

And those space won't permit me to mention.
Please watch and share. Thanks guys!

I feel so sad our society brought u up to believe u don't need to say smtin positive or meaningful to make it in music. All u just need is just say smting like "baby u too set ooo, I like d way u wine ooo".

Gone are the days wen u just nod ur head to a song while listening to it and say " na true dis guy talk ooo, everything wey e jus dey talk, na im dey happen for dis life".

Anyway, nice video for a first timer.

tinuolababy:
Which one is make out again?

U obviously watch only yoruba or nollywood movies cos if u also watch hollywoodor oyibo movies u wld have heard the phrase "make out".

Stop being a local babe....

henchamb:
90 percent of them were wasting their time abroad. for you to renew your passport you must pass through hell, at times its better to fly back to nigeria to renew it yourself than rely on the so called embassies and consulates.

What do u expect when most of them were appointed based on their affiliation to PDP or as compensation for any lose in an election or previous appointment.

They are not technocrats nor did they study International Relations or any course related to it.

Nigerians in diaspora go thru hell to renew their passports. U need to hear stories.

The one that pains me most is these so called ambassadors or high commisioners of Nigeria to other countries don't in any way make efforts to bring investments or at least try to bring the good developments (infrastructure, agriculture, e.t.c) they see in the countries they are sent to represent us, to Nigeria in the form of recommendations to the govt or in any means available.

Our ambassador to Singapore, I'm sure she didnt make moves to see the beauty and splendor of that hitherto average country replicated in Nigeria.

What a shame we have been reduced to this level of irresponsibility and the likes.

PMB pls more heads shld roll in terms of sacking. Wld be d happiest Nigerian when the retirement of our current service chiefs is announced as well as heads of the ICPC, NAFDAC and other parastatals that have been made inactive or dormant as a result of poor leadership.

Ppl jus dey here dey vomit many many rubbish.

"Vanity upon vanity", "I must make my own money", e.t.c

Most of us forgot to ask "whr is this place whr this man owns such amount of cars"?

Dat country Brunei whr the guy is a sultan is one of the poorest countries in the world and he has such a large number of cars.

This is a disgrace to his nation and a show of hw insensitive he is to the sufferings of his ppl.

Jenny1010:
Buhari is too Old to rule Nigeria , we need a young blood

Have u heard the words "competence" and "credibilty"?

We shld appoint a youth? No big deal but question is can he/she do d job?

That's what we shld be worried abt really not age.

Suspect33:
FTC for the 9th time dis week ... E no easy... Well as for the topic



























i dont knw wat to say

Obviously u are waste of space on Nairaland.

9aijaboi:
Joor... Another indirect publicity, they are Publicizing the video in disguise or is he the first to use drugs in his video besides what proof do they have that it is real drugs.They should go and study the lifestyle of hiphop which is money, cars , gangs,bitches etc
Hip hop isn't Gospel music or.....

I hope ur kids grow up smoking weed and sniffng cocaine while appearing n.ude in music videos since d filter system in ur head worn out.

ShakurM:
First of all, I can only commend what my role model ,Aliko Dangote is doing, he's doing what the government is failing and has failed to do.
I did my research, with an estimated salary around 200k - 300k and sole owner of the truck after covering 400,000kmh. Don't u dare think the job is below standard! because you have a Masters degree in such n such.To a smart graduate, an opportunity. Swallow ur pride.


Better to work than steal as there is dignity in labour.

I built a conglomerate and emerged the richest black man in the world in 2008 but it didn’t happen overnight. It took me thirty years to get to where I am today. Youths of today aspire to be like me but they want to achieve it overnight. It’s not going to work. To build a successful business, you must start small and dream big. In the journey of entrepreneurship, tenacity of purpose is supreme.” - Alhaji Aliko Dangote

I do agree with his statement of starting small and dreaming big.

But from thr op's explanation, its complete slavery.

Every sensible bachelor or masters degree holder wont think twice before say NO to such a job offer.

I blame the past govt who have made such a mess of our countries. If the countey was wrking as it shld; our industries wrking at full capacity, Dangote won't have the guts to be looking for graduates to drive his trucks.

Smh

OkutaNla:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/how-our-pastor-used-us-to-fake-miracles-victims/

Serves those idiots right.

Did u fully expect a man who used u to fool people to keep his word.

However....

boboLIL:
Taa,,, ah must miss classes .....m0re0ver, I'm n0t dia fr dia beauty.....

T0 cap it all,,, they can't be my teacher......

Imagine cynthia m0rgan t0 bi a maths teacher....w0 g0 teach w0? Me 0r her? L0l



Back fr0m nairaland pris0n......ts really n0t a place t0 be 0h.....thank G0d I'm free t0 c0mment n0w....

Wh0eva ban me,,,, ur bl00d de h0t 0h

From the way u write, I see the second reason why dem carry u go NL prison.

Abeg, wetin b d first reason?

modath:
Is this not the person that Apostle Suleiman said "insulted Jesus" in company of "pastors", may God help our MOGs, who keep leading men astray.

Mallam EL Rufai is on loan to Kaduna state, God willing, his final destination is Aso villa.

On-loan to Kaduna

He is like a youngster at football club. He gathered some experience at F.C.T fc, he was sent on further loan to Kaduna fc, after 8 years he shld be fully ready to play in the starting 11 as captain of Nigeria fc

oduastates:
El rufai.
A presidential material in waiting.
Saraki and atiku are simply deluding themselves.

Guy, this nxt four/eight years wld determine dat.

If he does well in his state like d way he did in F.C.T, then Saraki and Atiku wld knw that the populace have "Real Power".

.

They deserve dat prayer

Dat kite is too short.
Mine got lost in d clouds. Till date I havent seen it.

Why does she look like smone that has done several plastic surgeries?

Ha! Any tailor wey sabi wrk and wey ready to chop from the N8.4 billion wardrobe allowance shld contact the OP.

BTW....OP, why d "saw" there. Correct am sharp sharp

They shld declare their assets publicly first then I wld comment on their laughter.

This is long over due. Thats what every country thats ready to progress and industralize does.

Not importing everything that they see abroad.

This wld definitely reduce unemployment cos more production and more sales translates to more hands needed to meet demand

This is long over due. Thats what every country thats ready to progress and industralize does.

Not importing everything that they see abroad.

And dis wld definitely reduce unemployment.

Cos more production and more sales.....translates to more hands needed to meet demand.

xynerise:
"Because another lady born for him"

Pardon me, but that phrase got me laughing

Usually I dnt laugh at ppl's grammatical blunders cos no one is perfect....but just cldnt hold my laughter after seeing the "born for him" phrase.

@ topic....my sister run! Run as fast as u can. Leave that guy. No let ur love for am cloud ur reasoning faculty. You knew what he did was totally wrong and irresponsible.

He cldnt tell u but choose to post pictures on Facebook cos he knew u wld see them.

He knew u wld get hurt seeing those pics but choose to post them still.

One day u wld see pictures of him holding and kissing another woman on Facebook.

This kind of guy wld breakup with u thru text, Whatsapp or Facebook cos I dnt think he loves u as much as u love him.

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We no rich that time but my melee try.

If u see my suit that tym en.....not to talk of my kaftan for Easter.

Chei! And it was the best at that time.

One word: LEGEND!

Happy bday sir.

May u be around longer so we cld celebrate u some more.