₦airaland Forum

christinie:
why are they sitting so close and their heads so close like they wanna kiss? Hmnnnnn.

Why would you think down that line?

You are lucky you are a lady, if not ennn.....I would have ran to the nearest police station to make a complaint and I would have also told my lawyer to file for unneccessary harrassment of my president at the Federal High Court of Justice

christinie:
why are they sitting so close and their heads so close like they wanna kiss? Hmnnnnn.

Why would you think down that line?

You are lucky you are a lady, if not ennn.....I would have ran to the nearest police station to make a complaint and I would have also told my lawyer to file for unneccessary harrassment of my president at the High Court of Justice close to my house here

drss:
Nigeria is a Zoo.

And you are a high class baboon in our Zoo.

Here is your share of dis evening's banana....

ritababe:
in the second picture it seem buhari is afraid of something, see the way he is looking at Obama.

He is saying to himself, "Allah, please let this man not bring up the issue of our anti-gay law, else we may not get what we came for today ".

Berrymoss:
He took 23 Hausa, 6yoruba,3south South n 1igbo n some gullible ones think dis dude has interest of naija at heart.

Madam wailer, how is the wailing market going?

U need better slap to wipe that tribalistic fog that has clouded your brain.

Smh

queenzibah:
Is dat hw to do puush up , no wonder dey cnt defeat BH..... Nd imagine push up galant soldiers wil do as early as 4,5am and start combatin BH dis morning na d tin dis dulard soldiers dey do around after 1pm or let say btw 9 nd 10am ..... #singing: which way nigeria , which to , I love .......... I wan to go....... I do mistake oya airforce1 remix am

Can we see a pic of you doing push ups, we would like to compare with that of Patience Jonathan Michelle Obama?

I think he is tired of eating at mama put and all those road side bukas hence his plea to his wife.

As an African man, he misses "home cooked meals" both on the table and on the bed.

All I can say is....

kelvine:
Men always find a way to re-connect.

The word "reconnection" is very difficult to find in the dictionary of ladies cos when you open open it all you see in everypage is "jealousy" and "malice".

Ladies don't get it twisted, its just the truth.

Una dey jealous una sef no b small with malice smelling everywhere.

INTROVERT:
Is emefile not an Igbo man..

No. He is from Abovo village in Delta state.

Gurgle:
Lol go away, will the answer add any sugar to your garri

Oh!

Don't worry about my garri, I have salt, I can manage.

Kingsasian:
there is or there was??

Been a while I'v been to Uniben. If that over-head bridge isn't thr anymore, its a pity.

Quite disheartening.

illiad:
HOW DO I ADDRESS A THING THAT HAS NO IDENTITY

You can simply say it has a *in the voice of the late Oliver de Coque* "FUNNY FUNNY IDENTITY"

Thezoomustfall:
goto hell

Gerrara hia!!!

illiad:
WHY ARE YOU SWEATING THIS HARD?

Ain't sweating bro, chilling in ma office with a cool A.C.

I could send one to you only if you ask politely.

Don't get me wrong; Wizkid if free to enjoy himself and spend his money in any way he pleases but the problem I have with us youths today is that we celebrating stars who have done nothing for you except chun out meaningless songs.

Our politicians and their cohorts are eating and milking us dry and we are doing nothing but talk about celebrities.

Unemployment is at its highest level, no light, no electricity, no good roads, no security, education system is dead and we do nothing but tweet about celebrities.

Tell me has Wizkid released any song talking about the ills of our past and present govt; to put pressure on them to do the needful and live up to their campaign promises?

Hell no!

He doesn't feel its necessary cos he doesn't feel the pains we go thru each day (last I saw, him and Phyno were chilling in a private jet). He doesn't care about us.

Have you heard any news that Wizkid has a foundation to cater for kids (within the age range he came into the music industry); to help get them off the streets to a better life or doing some form of charity.

No! Cos he hasn't done any of those.

Yet someone rushed to post pictures of him in South Africa and unemployed and under employed youths are here talking rubbish; wishing they were in his shoes.

Make una continue! Continue wishing! While your govt officials and politicians keep looting as they like.

Our govt doesn't care about us, neither does our celebrities.

No wonder Nnamdi Kanu is justified calling us baboons and monkeys living in the zoo called Nigeria cos we can't differentiate our left hand from our right hand.

Heartbreaking!

isolated:
u dey sleep atall?

She is obviously a jobless youth like Freemann who just finished NYSC and is yet to get a job, else she won't have time to be on NL by 5am.

byteHead:
Nice pics.

I think the man with him in d picture is General Danjuma

One of the men who led us to the present mess we are in today along with Obj, Babangida, e.t.c

Shortyy:
If he likes let him be black. Who gives a F? GEJ has nothing to hide. Who knows if the baba wouldn't give up the ghost before he even tries that. The last time i saw him in Washighton DC, He looked really pale and sick.

Chillax babe, he gon' be there for the next eight years.

Just enjoy the ride of change.

Thezoomustfall:
Guy goto hell, you don't have an Opinion. We don't need you Niger-delta Idi0ts, we need biafrans.

Bro, he said d truth.

We Niger Deltans don't have anything in common with you Igbos; not in language, mode of dressing, food or otherwise.

We wld never be part of your aimless struggle.

BTW, you guys won't get any of our oil if you guys can get your country. PH, is a core Niger Deltan territory and the Nkwerre ppl always reject the notion that they are Igbos, so River state ain't going no whr

courage54:
PLEASE NOTE!!!

WE ARE NOT BIAFRANS BUT NIGER-DELTAS.

My brother, your days would be long!

I keep telling these Biafran wailing wailers, especially those in my apartment here that we are not Biafrans.

We are Niger Deltans. We and the Igbos don't have anything in common. We don't speak same language, we don't dress same way, we don't eat same food, we don't have same customs and traditions.

I wonder why they keep dragging us into the Biafran struggle. We are not and would never be part of any Biafran arrangement.

BTW, Nnamdi Kanu, with the way he speaks on that pirate Biafran radio, insulting every and anyone he feels like insulting, would definitely be a TYRANT. I feel so sorry for any Igbo man supporting him, if only you know the horrors of war.

My pro-Biafran people keep on dreaming and wailing.

Thezoomustfall:
This was the Idi0t that killed 6 million of our people. I'm happy it won't happen again cos we're prepared for what is to come. 1967 is not 2015. THE ZOO MUST FALL

Keep dreaming bro....keep dreaming!

kelvine:
Great men of time past

Great?!

Idi Amin is one of the worst persons to walk the face of the earth; callous, cruel and evil

naijaboiy:
[b][color=#1980BC]This is so sad mehn!

That expressway has taken the lives of so many students. In fact it is Believed that at least 3 students get hit by a car every year on that road. Sometime in march a guy was hit by a vehicle while he was crossing the road to the school gate for night class. Thank God he survived it.

Last year it was a 400level pharmacy student who was hit on the road and he died on the spot.


Now we have these two girls. And we are just in july. Nobody knows what will happen before the year runs out. I just hope nobody gets hit again.

I've been asking myself,,is it that the school authority or the federal government cannot construct a flyover/pedestrian bridge for students or at least a simple speed break? The rate at which students are getting killed on that road is alarming.

That's an expressway for God sake and the cars that pass there always speed without impunity.

Auchi polytechnic has a pedestrian bridge just in front of the school gate and the road is not even as wide as this one in UNIBEN.

It's still because of this road why I can't get an accommodation in that BDPA off campus opposite the school. I can't imagine myself having to cross an express road every single day when i'm going to school.

It's fùcking risky!

Rip Rita...

#UnibenLovesYou...
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But there is a pedestrian or fly-over bridge in front of Uniben.

sauceny:
Imagine Gen Muhammadu Buhari speaking with his core hausa accent,which would make the white house occupants to strain their ears to get what my president is saying.

Haven't you watched PMB's interview on CNN with Christie Amanpour?!!

She understood everything he said clearly; she never for once said "I beg your pardon, please come again". D interview went smoothly.

Now I get it, you are obviously very dull and unexposed

Chinom:
Olodo ! Orji Uzor Kalu has been trading since he was a teenager. As a secondary school student, he was already involved in commodity trading, mostly stockfish and palm oil.

So he built his buisness empire with stockfish and palm oil money. Wow! Very enlightening!

chomytex:
Hey mr hu told u that its only the female folks that are meant to the house chores?

True, not only females are meant to do house chores but you ladies according to "society and tradition" are meant to do most of it.

But I agree with Hector, cos its a pity u guys hate house chores or certain parts of it. No wonder house maids/helps are in demand.

I wld rather join the military than employ a house help. They come with too many baggages.

EroticAngelina:
washing plates, especially all those pots/plates uses to server ogbono or okro soup!!! if u want me to strangle u, jx tell me to wash ogbono soup pot!

and washing clothes. call me lazy, buh I dnt care. d wahala there z too much, especially when the stubborn stains dnt want to go I'm even getting headache talking abt it now

For your own good, never stand on the edge of a bath tub for any reason at all.

People slip and hit their heads against the tub while standing in the main part of the tub sending them to early graves.

Imagine what could happen if u slip off that edge u are standing.

You may ask "how e take concern me" but a word they say is enough for the wise.

Gurgle:
don't know what to say

just booking space

Haba!

At least tell us which category in that list you belong.

Are these places in Lagos?

No way!

kossyablaze:
In other news, kossyblaze decorates his room floor with naira notes and dollars.... Now playing.... Rihanna - BBHMM

Now explain to me the difference between u and that man whom this thread is talking about.

dhamstar:
True! Self-employment is the key!!

Youths need to start thinking outside the box!!!

You my man have said it all.

But unfortunately most of our youth today have saw-dust mixed with black tar in their brains hence they are all waiting for a white collar job.

Smh