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BusinessRe: Forbes 2020 World's Richest: Only 4 Nigerians Make Exclusive Billionaires List by Monaco2(m): 11:06pm On Feb 12, 2020
uchman:
Billionaires in Naira not dollars
Ya but if dem wan follo u argue here eehhhn e go b like say u na enemy of progress cheesy grin especially for nairaland
BusinessRe: Forbes 2020 World's Richest: Only 4 Nigerians Make Exclusive Billionaires List by Monaco2(m):
People we actually refer to as billionaires are actually millionaires o, I keep telling dem, dem go Dey call chief Arthur Eze n adeleke n indimi say dem b billionaires. Those folks are naira billionaires not dollars
PoliticsRe: Governor Emmanuel Udom’s Father’s Burial: Mysterious Rain Pulls Down Structure by Monaco2(m): 10:35am On Feb 12, 2020
Mazigabriel:
which side
Delta south
PoliticsRe: Governor Emmanuel Udom’s Father’s Burial: Mysterious Rain Pulls Down Structure by Monaco2(m): 2:12pm On Feb 11, 2020
Nawa n rain never fall for dis side since this year o
HealthRe: Corona Virus Is Airborne. Infections Occur Through Aerosol Transmission by Monaco2(m): 12:59pm On Feb 10, 2020
Their plan to wipe out half the world population is in motion, they will fail
RomanceRe: Have You Watched The Full Video? by Monaco2(m): 10:47pm On Feb 07, 2020
I have d video
NYSCRe: Corpers Pay ‘Thank You’ Visit To Buhari Over N33,000 NYSC Allowance (Photos) by Monaco2(m): 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2020
Mtcheew, can u imagine these children undecided
EducationRe: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Monaco2(m): 12:35pm On Feb 06, 2020
vincentjk:
Did I say that?? I node ever carry last o wink
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Slams Dino Melaye: 'No Senator Should Be This Wealthy' by Monaco2(m): 9:57am On Feb 06, 2020
Chibuchris:
Made which money why do you people talk like you aren't educated,made money from where how many companies does he have, how much does the company income generate in a year that will make him have such money to buy all this exotic cars and properties.

Let me tell you even our senetors allowance, salaries and even add the constituency allocation together they can't still live this flabuyant life. What gives this people immense money is the fraud they commit and the bribe money they share. This 37 billion for renovation who do you think will embezzle the money,.
Oga u wise pass EFCC?!? cheesy Dino for don dey c shege by now If say e chop constituency project money, dis guy don dey ball before e became a senator grin
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Slams Dino Melaye: 'No Senator Should Be This Wealthy' by Monaco2(m): 9:45am On Feb 06, 2020
anonimi:
If you are not a bloody liar, as your Dino is, you will share his tax returns from before he became a senator.


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Lol so na under 4 years as a senator nai e acquire billions abi nai EFCC never begin show am pepper wen e decamp n begin insult Buhari na u need dat sensellin drug after all grin cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Slams Dino Melaye: 'No Senator Should Be This Wealthy' by Monaco2(m): 9:27am On Feb 06, 2020
Mathiasa:
Am sure u didn't read what he said or u don't understand what u read . Pls read again or find someone to explain what speedo is talking about. He is 100% correct on this one.
How?!? Dino was already wealthy before he became a senator, abi u wan say na president wey Donald trump b nai e take become billionaire?!?
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Slams Dino Melaye: 'No Senator Should Be This Wealthy' by Monaco2(m):
Who come tell am say na senate nai give Dino money,
Dino was already a wealthy man b4 he became a senator, same way Donald trump was already a billionaire before he became a president
Some governors in Nigeria were already making millions before they entered into politics, Peter obi is an example... just because the country is messed up no mean say make some folks Dey criticize people wey don dey chop life before dem enter politics thinking say na politics money dem Dey chop, it’s just that some of our politicians where not in the spotlight before they held public offices that’s y wen they became senators n governors we just assume that it’s constituency project money that they used in building mansions
EducationRe: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Monaco2(m): 6:58am On Feb 06, 2020
vincentjk:
I had gone to school in the east and after like 3yrs of loosing contacts, we stumbled on each other in the market lol

But we didn't touch each other just normal greetings. She was already married to an Alhaji, she was forced due to how things became hard for them eeyah buh I had forgotten about her at that point sha after jaming hot babes for school cool
Eyah so u no chop her grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Acquited As US Senate Ends Impeachment Trial by Monaco2(m): 10:49pm On Feb 05, 2020
Naso b4 na

He will still win re-election by November
EducationRe: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Monaco2(m): 9:47pm On Feb 05, 2020
vincentjk:
lemme add this last one

When I was about to take my ssce (waec) I convinced my momma that government schools had the best results tho my dad showed small hard man sha but after my mum begged him he gave in wink

People from different states registered waec in that government school that year and there was this Hausa/Muslim girl (Aisha) that never liked me, she was always looking for a reason to make fun of me to an extent of her sending me out of their class in front of everyone (she was in science class while me a new art student)

This girl was so pretty that I couldn't look her eye ball to eye ball whenever she was yabbing me in fact, she was by far the prettiest girl in the whole school and I could swear I've never seen a girl that pretty on my whole life. She said her dad is from sierra leone so she's a half cast with a pointed nose shocked

Tuesdays were our house decoration days so I came very early to school that faithful day. Was coming outta my class after dropping my bag I then saw Aisha. damn shocked she was already looking at me with her mean angelic face because she barely laughed, upon sighting her I did a U-turn immidiately to avoid crossing paths with Aisha the girl all the teachers craved for... Lo and behold I heard her call me "vi-vi" don't know how she got to know my name is Vincent lol, I wanted zooming off but had to man up and face whatever she had to say and to my greatest surprise, she asked me why I've been avoiding her for weeks now but I didn't say anything just holding my face to the ground like someone taking orders from a god lol

She placed her hand on my shoulder and told me she's sorry if her attitude had hurt me but she was only trying to get my attention and maybe we could be friends or something **oboooyyy I couldn't believe my ears at all, thought I was dreaming omg**

In less than 2weeks we were already dating and that got the attention of the male teachers, as an igbo boy wen I be... most hausa teachers didn't like me talk more of seeing me dating a Muslim student (I heard it's a taboo). One day I came late to school the male teachers used that as an opportunity to whoop my ass so bad cry it didn't matter to me because las las our relationship grew stronger and we were the latest couple in school, we often went inside the bush one after the other then kiss passionately and have fun, not that kinda fun o grin dirty mind

Igbo guy from the east dating a half cast devoted hausa girl whom refused everybody in the school, up to the extent she started avoiding her female friends that are always reading some holy books for her and teaching her the dangers of dating a Christian lol. She told me every every
grin how did it end
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls ‘Sighted’ At Sambisa Forest, Six Years After by Monaco2(m): 11:06am On Feb 05, 2020
The truth is that the government knows where these boko boys are, they are not hiding under the sea, they are in plain sight, d government is protecting them n sending our soldiers to die in vain, if they choose to end them ones n for all... they can do it n there would be an end to boko haram, does it not baffle u guys how these people gets food supplies n ammunition’s... they are being supplied by the government n dats the truth, the government is making hundreds of millions of dollars from this whole thing.
RomanceRe: Lesbian Group Sues CAC Over Non-registration by Monaco2(m): 12:51pm On Feb 03, 2020
Wow hmmm wat else?!?
CelebritiesRe: Angelique Kidjo Speaks Yoruba As She Visits Lagos Studio And Meets With Asa by Monaco2(m): 7:57am On Feb 01, 2020
WowSweetGuy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceccm1R7-f0#searching


check this out...i fogot d name of her song
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His Multi-Million Diamond Chain by Monaco2(m): 7:56am On Feb 01, 2020
richPHAROAH:
houses na rubbish, i invest more on solid gold rolexes. that way if there is war i can easily run with my millions for hand and relocate to another country and sell it there. dont allow old papa to confuse you. house is liability
Lol c ur mindset grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His Multi-Million Diamond Chain by Monaco2(m): 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2020
It’s like dis guy no believe in buying houses o cheesy e ready to use d money buy chain
CelebritiesRe: Angelique Kidjo Speaks Yoruba As She Visits Lagos Studio And Meets With Asa by Monaco2(m): 10:33pm On Jan 29, 2020
WowSweetGuy:
i just discovered burna boy *Anybody track was a tune from this lady track

u gotta respect this woman o
Which of her songs
RomanceRe: 60-year -old Woman Finds Love, Weds For The First Time by Monaco2(m): 1:27pm On Jan 27, 2020
shocked
Science/TechnologyRe: Animals Endemic To Nigeria by Monaco2(m): 6:13pm On Jan 26, 2020
cool
FamilyRe: My 14-Year-Old Daughter Was Caught In Hotel With Boys, Smoking, Drinking by Monaco2(m): 4:05pm On Jan 25, 2020
Kenya n dia teenagers soso sex nai Dey dia head
RomanceRe: Is My Wife Still Cheating? by Monaco2(m): 1:46pm On Jan 25, 2020
shocked just wen u think u’ve Seen it all
EducationRe: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Monaco2(m):
Back then in school there was this particular girl her dad owns d school n she was my first crush kiss I remember far back as kg1 she n I use to go under table back then in the mid 90s it was those round plastic tables n little chairs will b arranged round them in the class n she would show me her vagina n I will use my finger to rub on it( till this day I still don’t understand how we were never caught grin) it happened like dat that wen we eventually got into primary school, in primary one she will sit at the second to last chair n I will sit at the last chair..... she would go under d desk n use her hands to rub on my legs very gently it felt so good,nice n romantic,wen she is done I will do same to her cheesy wen we eventually got into secondary school we tried to take it to relationship level but I was too shy to ask her out n we were just stock cry we do play a lot n people even teachers saw dat we like each oda to the extent that deh was a day a youth copper emeka was in class teaching n noticed us dat we were given each other d eye n sharing baba blue dat e had to call us out n was like I am teaching u two are playing love in my class grin it was so embarrassing chai. I summon caurage one time n wrote her a chezzy note dat I’m mesmerized by how she crossed her legs n aw she walks n put it in between her note book n kept it in her bag I no know say my mumu friend ujiro saw me cheesy n while we were going home he was like I saw u o wat did u write n I told him n he laughed at me n said dat before we left class she was reading the note n he walked up to her n asked to see n she had to act as if she was not impressed...... obob e come do me like say mano go school again o I wan Shame die cry naso d next day for school she n I just dey avoid each other cause we were both shy it took us a week before we started talking n we never talked about the issue until we eventually grew apart n she started dating our English teacher undecided I was also romantically involved with her kid sister but I was still too shy to act on it cheesy n she even asked me hypothetically that what would I do if a girl I’m far older than asked me to be her boyfriend n I was like I would accept grin, but she never asked n Neither did I, all we did was kiss ones in public it was crazy I still don’t how I summon the courage to kiss her dat day sha. It was the end of the school term n wen we eventually resume feelings don fade hmmmm, saw her late last year n she is all grown up now cool cool she saw me n was like senior $&$&$ we exchange contacts N dat was it tongue N back in primary i normally drop my pen on purpose just to go under d table to look at female pants cheesy there was this one girl Hannah she always dey open leg yakata cheesy sometimes I would have my face up close to her vagina in her gown grin grin just to look at pant cheesy grin funny enough no one actually caught me doing these things[s][/s] stories many abeg
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Mad??? by Monaco2(m): 6:21am On Jan 23, 2020
marttol:
19
Ok she is still young na
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Mad??? by Monaco2(m): 8:16pm On Jan 22, 2020
marttol:
dating...
Ok, how old is she?!?
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Mad??? by Monaco2(m): 4:40pm On Jan 22, 2020
marttol:
She has kissed me two different times...I mean a deep kiss but she kept on saying she only wants me as a friend...if I ask her did she have feelings for me.. her reply is that she only like me as a friend...what do I do??
Is she single?!?
Is she a student or she is already working?!? Cause if she is a student it may b she just want ur money
RomanceRe: My Boyfreind Wants To Lecture In My School Just To Keep An Eye On Me. by Monaco2(m): 4:29pm On Jan 22, 2020
Y would u be uncomfortable except u had plans to sleep around, una go c guy wey get una best interest at heart una go Dey misbehave noB d same town una two day b4?!? He even sacrificed a job he loved so much to be close to u yet u Dey complain..... so ur plan na to dey follo small small bois around abi?!?
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah: I Have Not Been Sacked As Senator by Monaco2(m): 3:14pm On Jan 17, 2020
How many times dem go sack u sef?!? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Abimbola Adunni Adelakun: Father Mbaka Did NOT Hear From God by Monaco2(m): 11:08am On Jan 16, 2020
[quote author= post=85841608]Hello,

Question : Describe Father Mbaka in just 5 words.

Answer : A TRUE MAN OF GOD.
[/quote].

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