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@Poster go to a road block, snatch one from a mopol then jump on your stand by bike and take off. hope this helps?

gun ko bullet ni. ole!!!

One Year like yesterday! Adieu Great One!

@poster there's really nothing there. My mouth have been in worst places. I still spend on top am. U kno wat I mean?

R.I.P Dear Clara, Jus today I was going thru Edo light magazine. And I saw a photo gallery of her and the Queen of Benin Kingdom only to hear hours later of her tragic death. Rest in Peace Comrade First Lady,

Jim, Tom and Eric die and arrive at the gate of saint Paul: Saint Paul then explains to them, 'Heaven is a very big place and you need a car to get around'.
The car you get depends solely on how faithful you were to your spouse while you alive.
Jim was married for 15 years and cheated on his wife 3 times so he got a Citi Golf.
Tom was married 20 years and cheated on his wife once so he got a Toyota Corolla.
Eric was married 50 years and never cheated on his wife so he got a BMW.
Jim and Tom were very envious of Eric.
A couple of months later Jim and Tom see Eric sitting on the pavement crying,
Tom asks: 'Whats wrong buddy?
Eric replies: 'I just saw my wife!!!
Jim asks:'So? Why are you crying?'
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Eric says:'She was on a bicycle!'

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The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!"
he girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff, Dad, I became a prostitute, "

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat
and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million
for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the
spanking
new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country
Club, an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and ,

"Now what was it you said you had become?"
!
Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!", Sniff, sniff
,

"Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought yo
u said "a
Protestant".
"Come here and give your old man a hug!"

this pikin look like adagz 01 wen he dey young

@Jetthunder, try to ecourage people whowho find out time to make people laugh. which one-original or 'copied and pasted, have we seen from you?

'nairaland is fed with people like you'

@poster nice one bob

Saw this somewia and tot I should share it

A man visiting a cemetery heard a second man who was kneeling at a nearby by grave crying out loudly 'why did you have die?! why did you have to die?!!' The first man was so moved he placed a comforting hand on the grieving man's shoulder and asked, 'Is that your wife?'

'no' replied the man 'her first husband!'

@Poster u try big. got me rolling on the floor!

thanks hydex. am really grateful

I am a graduate and am interested in computer tecnhnolgy especially networking. I av heard of COMPTIA N+ and CCNA. Is N+ a prerequisite for CCNA. What do I stand to gain by undergoing N+? Is possession of a laptop a must? Thanks for clearing my doubts.

I am a graduate and am interested in computer tecnhnolgy especially networking. I av heard of COMPTIA N+ and CCNA. Is N+ a prerequisite for CCNA. What do I stand to gain by undergoing N+? Is possession of a laptop a must? Thanks for clearing my doubts.

person go kukuma stay im papa house for naija

this is very funny and heartbreaking. Who should do the resigning, a healthy vice president or a sick president
God help Nigeria

I know that by God's grace we will get there.


@ei u got me rolling

@aristotle; u very smart at pullin peoples effort down. ur post about the Urhobo woman aint better. Swallowing condoms and stomach pains? applaud ur "trainee`s" effort jare

u go fear microsoft engineer . kool one

I dont buy the stuff of enhancing the fireworks. there was power failure. and its a shame. Before FIFA go ever let Nigeria host any of its events e go reach like the 30th century.

That Guy(Osaze) deserves the award. Congrats, Owie-Edo

please any nairalander in Yankee that can help me to pay $55 application by Money order to my school California State University Northridge.They do not accept Master Card from Nigeria i could have use my MASTER CARD
Please help me.i will give his/her relative in Naija the naira equivalent.

nice one

Thanks moyowa,
and which one be gross

I was just taking a walk on a cool evening in Warri when I noticed a small boy on top of a tree plucking mangoes. By accident he slipped and came crashing down! I rushed to meet him and on getting there he got up dusted himself and said. `Bros Help me Thank God say I no die, Supposin I die my papa for kill me today`

Q. What does the rug say to the floor?
A. I got u covered!

Q. What type of footwears do u make with banana peels?
A. Slippers!

Q. What does the counting machine say to the cashier?
A. You can count on me!

Q. What do u say when u meet a two-headed monster?
A. Hello Hello.

Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Becos her horn doesn`t work

Q. What is the best way to keep dogs off the streets?
A. Put them in a barking lot.

Q. What do u call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldoser

Q. What did one tube of glue said to the other tube of glue
A. We have to stick together

guy u try jo

the worst things keepin. imagine `losing` his poison !

u did gr8t man

Showbobo belongs to this secton and i think dats y he took his sorrow to his `inmates`. I dont it is right to joke with, prince.

Chairman take heart o. ur friends live on, and life goes on

weda stale or not i know say wahala dey.