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Smashspesh:
A work of art. Sprinted pass two to three defenders before curling wide into the net from outside the 18-yard box.

GOAT I stan!

Levels

Bro who was PSG playing against
I wonder how you guys keep celebrating mediocrity
Did you know that the odds of P. Bamford of Leeds United scoring a hat trick against Nantes FC is 1.14?

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.

Well sometimes it's not that his dick was too short and small, it maybe that the diameter of the bore (pvssy) was Large beyond the recommended threshold

Evil people
Be burning Egungun's home

MadamVanessa:
Me , myself and i

And you'd be the hottest president in the world if that pics on your dp is you

lkillbrokehoes:
Lol and I thought it was dino melaye.

Same thoughts
Btw, your moniker sounds great
Good way to go

MadamVanessa:
That was how my only brother took care of me even upto this day. He still surprises me with huge alert even when i don't ask.

Responsible brothers are gold. Giving you so much without expecting anything from you.

So what do you do in return?

NovesaTillie:
I moved to this city because of my new job and my neighbors have been very homely and helpful to me especially the ones next flat,a young man and his wife with a kid . They have been very kind to me, sometimes when I get home late from work his wife calls me to join them for dinner and hangouts. M
My issue now is I am beginning to grow fond of the man because of how gentlemanly he treats his wife and how dotting he is of their son. He ticks all the qualities that I dream of and sometimes I just feel like inviting him over to my place when his wife is out to tempt him a little
What can I do to stop this feeling?
I don't want someone else man or to destroy a cute family

Please don't insult me. I am in a relationship though very young relationship. I'm just human admiring someone else.

May the good Lord forgive the mod that pushed this shitty read to FP... I've changed my mind
May the devil ...

BigSarah:
When Nigeria was Listed, how did the US help the persecuted?...

If your religion is being persecuted, change religion...

Conform if you can't fight back

All religions are kuku the same.

I dunno if you're in reality a niggar or a dame
If you're a niggar, permit me to say you're a real niggar, the final wisdom was do whatever to stay alive, whatever is the sure way, why not!

TMSMedia:
Big Brother Naija season 6 winner, Whitemoney was captured smoking cigar in a photo he shared via his Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CWXpZ8ZNTPD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

What news is this eh?
meth teenagers be showing after effects

MadamVanessa:
Same idiots, will bow and bow if they meet with Tinubu, Gandollar, Thief Akpabio, Uselessss idiotic thief Buhari etc




Shame on the zoo police, very big shame on them. Very uselessss set of people.. This is so disgraceful. God Punish them
And to the neighbors, you all will reap what you sowed.


Common eye drops, they bundle these handsome boys and put in prison. Investigation was not even made to know if truly they stole it, But Idiotic politicians are flaunting our stolen wealth , robbing it on our faces, no alarm is rasised, no single arrest is made,no finger is touching them.

God Punish Nigeria

Abeg na

Mariangeles:
Your wife is acting based on the way she was raised.
When it comes to food, men adjust in the ways of their wives.
Besides, too much meat is not good for you and your wife is protecting from being overfed.

ati guardian angel
You see, hustle o mek meat no come bring unnecessary protection for family, or make your family no come turn Afghanistan were protection dey Paramount

vedaxcool:
Yet most of you who pays stipends to get university education claim your country did nothing for you! It is alright.

The immediate application is for a better life
But if a country such as this zoo offers free education and Insecurity, hunger/famine, poverty, anguish, untold massacre etc
Hearing a person living in such anguish complain that the country has done nothing for him/her is Never wrong
smoke a jumbo sized Mali kush so you can get salient intrinsic and in-depth understand of things; yet you wouldn't adhere
I'm not impressed

The zoo never ceases to amaze me
So you think by opening another school for the hooligans who specializes in kidnapping
The problem of this zoo will be solved?
Are you not sure this isn't an orientation camp for banditry or means of extortion from the FG to accumulate Wealth for 2023.
We Africans will never grow up because somewhere in Africa even in this zoo, we eat one another

potent5:
Congratulations, Op.

If you allow her to abort the baby, you will regret it for almost all your life. And please, don't marry her because she is pregnant for you. Marry her if you believe she has what you want in a woman, irrespective of her tribe.

OP I wish you would listen to the good old Lord
Listen carefully; if you're not ready for a family which of course you both are having fun not dating
Get rid of it it's a foetus, abortion is legal in Nigeria except if it causes death or physical impairment.
I'd advise anyone in this zoo, stop the production of babies till 2023 but alas some zoogerians from the north can't even read this message

Candidlady:
how ironic your nick is smartboy!! Now crawl back to your cave

And your nick is candidly buh need lie detector before you should be taken seriously

ersonleads:
No ooo, she's Godly & have a post in her fellowship & also matured.

zombies everywhere
Which Godly, how can you ascertain to that fact?
What God are you talking about
Infact what is God?
zombies everywhere
Alaye better calm down joor she's not your true love it's just your turn

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1405989/dunamis-churchs-25th-anniversary-governor-ortom-lies-face-worship-photos/

Rt now I'm thinking
If this pastors ain't scammers and they really do love the Good God with the whole of their heart
Why do they not use their influence to suggest 1 or 2 solutions to the problems in this zoos
Never happens
EFCC be too daft to figure this out by now
Instead they chase hardworking real niggars who using their IQ & mental prowess try to bring in money from far away land just to better their lives & fellow zoogerians.

This zoo never impressed me & it will never

RZArecta:
The Nigerian government through relevant parastatals promised to get this girl back to Nigeria yet abandoned her in Cote d'Ivoire since her story became viral eight months ago. Madam Abike, well done o. You're doing good


https://en.memesrandom.com/itunu-babalola/

See previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6460495/justiceforitunu-itunu-babalola-illegally-jailed

Every morning when I wake, I pray
Father may nothing put my life/anything about me in the hands of those fvckin pvssys called Nigerian politicians
I hate em to my bone marrow
Most of em got no conscience just got greed left
That's all

PlayMaker14:
This is exactly what a daft unintelligent fellow will type.

Why on Earth will a teenager be high on meth this early on a Monday morning
How do you wanna secure the bag in this condition?
I'm not impressed

PlayMaker14:
You should have left the price of the dog out of it, it was not necessary....


Online bragging at this time is irrelevant..


Say NO to online bragging.

Ogbeni go hustle so that when another person swap him iPhone 13 pro max collect cat you no go wail
Or maybe this time na juju you go call
The niggar attached the price tag to show you show how much important this ekuke is to him ok
Know this & know peace
Happy new week in the zoo fams
We move
Please do not forget to smoke 2 jumbo sized Mali kush atleast 3 times a day, everyday of the new week; this is for maximum unlocking of your brain cells and it's equally your last hope of redemption from being a pvssy ass niggar people.
However this doesn't apply to politicians in this zoo cos they will always remain as pvssy ass niggar people

Radionigeria:
Let me say it clear.. If i propose to any girl and she slap me eh, her name will be sorry because the kind punch whey i go give am at that moment. She go regret..

Why will you punch a woman??
I'm not impressed
You took yourself there now displaying meth teenagers tendencies

chii8:
5bags delivered at my door step in Lagos is #550.…

Hanty na tap water abi sachet water
Try Sabi factory were dem send from come give u maka e get why

Adakintroy:
All of una de blame the person weh film. But not the mumu mode weh push am come front page. Catalyst for spreading it on a Sunday morning.
....

If I say nairaland mode are made up of educated idiotes them go say I de insult them.

If that thing go viral..let it viral him own. No spread the virus reach here.

No you're wrong
you nor get OT
Nairaland mods are good when they don't push BBN threads to FP

AdaNri1:
Who is the gutter heart that took the video in church?

Mkpurummiri teenager sighted

OssyMalik:
Pero should getat. Giving birth to three kids for a man and not worthy to be wifed. Even her useless boyfriend can’t marry her too.


Shameless whoreee!!

I'm not impressed
A challenge: You & Pero who's more marriageable ?
I'm gonna do an incision rt now so I can bet my balls, liver & kidney on Pero While I'm smoking & waiting for the polls results.
I'd damn straight Right away marry her infront of 10 thousand audience...

Jamesz12:
I have nothing to say to you than to say God purnish you. And don't ask me why because you will get me more angry. I pray I get married to somebody like you and I swear by my father's grave you will get to run back home fool of a child. Brainwashed fish brain. Low mentality God forsaken bering

Bro this is much
I'm not impressed
Why cursing
Only pvssy ass niggars put their frustrations on another person just simply cos of a mere comment.
If you're a gentleman I'd take that away from you and leave you a pvssy ass niggar em people

Bamzyriches451:
She will start staying with me even before I pay bride price so I'll get to know and be sure of the goods I'm about to buy.
I don't like rubbish

You're valid
Even Dangote dey ask for sample before him buy