₦airaland Forum

deewhydoski:
My sister na u dey talk sense jare. That thing wey iyaebe dey talk no follow

Iyaebe no be person na
na white lioness were dey dey zoo
Check her siggy if I'm lying

Iyaebe:
Oh,just because of the peanut you paid as bride price is enough to claim somebody's daughter abi. Mtcheww

If Nigeria get plenty peanuts, e for follow for exports
Thou shall not underated peanut
Besides even if na one seed of groundnut u give and she was offered to u
The trade is done
What is white wedding sef...
White man take white wedding like their traditional marriage, you come carry am ontop your head like

Valwezzy:
The landlord should sue the court in their court too for defaulting on the payment agreement...

Just that, the lawyers and judges will have to convene outside the court building or go to another court for a hearing...It'll be fun if he can pull this off

If he should sue the court in the same courtroom it's like asking your tenant to judge you (landlord) in your house.

doggedfighter:
Seems like your puffing really nice weed this morning

Weed of ❤️

doggedfighter:
I missed you too


Send me money from your MoneyTrees

I'm waiting.

You just need to pluck my ribs dear
The Moneytrees is ever green for you
Only if Buhari no carry him Sapa Air strikes come were Imma rooted firm for you dear
Just replying you the love pot in my heart just burst open
What's happening to me

pocohantas:
Congrats OP.
Do giveaway abeg.

Or pay your tithe to me.

Life ndi highway
See payment options available
Oya na

doggedfighter:
MoneyTrees, why are you mentioning me?

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It's good to say it if you mean it
I missed you that's why

pocohantas:
Well, except we are talking of Nairaland guys.

I agree with everything you said.

Lol @ found love.

Are you in any way related to doggedfighter (f)
You bear some resemblance

dauddy97:
Please for all it takes, invest all the money you gat to school abroad. I mean a European country, not Ghana or other African countries. I mean, if you get the money, go Germany and study anything IT eg computer science, data science, information technology. While doing any of this, take your time to learn web development, graphics design, database development, machine learning or data science. You can get books to read while you code them out or attend boot camp. The later might be expensive but YouTube and Udemy are there but requires more than enough time and dedication. These will help u get a good internship where u can get experience on application of what you have learnt. When u are comfortable with the skills, if you like come Nigeria or stay abroad, all on you. Believe me, na job go dey find you. Not just jobs, jobs with over $24,000 per annum.
Please, invest in education. Not just education but quality education. Thanks.
My two cents.

Meanwhile God of boys dey give $40k when China woman drop slip

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Sunday morning. WTF MAN

Thanks bruh, you just made a niggars eve

airminem:
Me i will NOT take the OP seriously. She/he is just catching CRUZ

Means OP is on meth

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM BOB MARLEY. AFTER KUSHING ON DAT WEED, HE START SPEAKING IN TONGUE. DAT JAMAICAN PROPHECY TYPE DAT MAKES U WONDER WAT HE IS SAYING. WTF MAN

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What's the song title bruh?

Okortor:
Your father was in the womb when I became a banker . Lil kid, grow up.

Ancestors
Like you, Like Buhari
I'm not impressed with Ancestors

Okortor:
You all ran to kuda because of the convenient banking system and easy KYC documentation. Now the chips are down...you all still spilling trash...

I use kuda and av got millions in my account which they won't dare report me to EFCC because I don't accept suspicious or fraudulent Transactions neither inflow nor outflow on my account.

I'm a financialist n I know what's right n what's wrong.

I can't count how many suspicious accounts n transactions I've reported to the CBN as regarding AML.

Great weekend guys. TGIF.

A teenager spotted

Bola146:
I would say they are not meant for you, broken relationship is far better than broken marriage, I don't believe everything is spiritual unbelievers are having peaceful homes too, what is meant for you will definitely stay no matter what. Just be prayerful and abstain from sin, you better face your studies, nobody will be responsible for your f9 hustle more, at the appointed time you will meet your own woman who will not disappoint you or waste your time. Think about your past, ask God for forgiveness of sins and His mercy. Shalom

Don't mind him
Let him stay dere & be thinking of women, Alaye go hustle na poverty do mek you begin dey feel say you dey under spell

fourboys:
All these loans, what's the payback plan?? I don't get it, till now I still don't understand why these fools closed our borders. We can't import goods from other countries but we can happily borrow money from them


God na just one visa oo

The zoo will soon fade away
A whole shall split into multiples
This has been seen by many
Hence the last minute looting

Mystoree:
I am not putting chains on her, I forgave her already but that doesn't take out that dark part of our story. If I don't love her, I will not be feeling this bad.

Keep quiet you don't know what is love
How can you say that you forgive her for being raped
I hope she gets the necessary medical procedures and young man if you feel that you'll never get over the experience, let her go now
Nigeria is too much of a zoo to be wasting someone's time

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Grab my weed to read comments from all these religion abi religious abi na Christian prostitute jumping from one church to another

Don’t forget to add 5tabs of Blueboy for max trips

Jibsy203:
That mumu Nairamarley is a fraudster EFCC should arrest him immediately

You don’t make sense
Opening your mouth to talk like a kiddo

Newboss:
Which husband? For marriage wey don cast for years? Husband and wife wey don separate are as good as divorced. The man can start looking for another bîtch.

Women should learn to carry their L in peace.

I was expecting you to make sense but you disappointed me

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Lion king
EasyLion now EasyPuppy

Get rid of the shit, it’s still an embrayo not a baby ok; next time be calming down when fvckin
But be careful while trying to get rid of it, use someone exposed not a Drug store seller & it shouldn’t be out of force, dialogue with her and make her see reasons with you ok
Besides stop saying all you’ve worked for cos I think you’ve worked for nothing
Person wey Dey hustle no Dey fvck carelessly

Mercychen:
I don't get your point cos you're just all over the place.

Was sleeping in a guest house with a man the solution to her problem)condition or what exactly are you rambling about?

And who's talking about exposing anyone's weakness here? Was that what you understood in my comment?

Her condition asides. ( Cos that's not what I'm condemning her act for) Is it a good thing, or would you advise your daughter/sisters to sleep with a man in a guest house just because they have to date?

I said it! The rottenness in our society is largely caused by the kind of Parents we have today. Imagine what is coming from you who's suppose to be a mother figure to these little ones.

I'm not saying she shouldn't date. Fine, she was stranded. Why can't the op lodge her in the guest house alone and go back home. Or was there chaos at his own place too?

Look, I will never stop condemning immoral act just because people like you think differently.

You too pray you don't find yourself in a situation that will expose your weakness.
Make that your watchward because you need it the most.

Morning.

This person sef
Take a closer dig into im private life you'll realize that him fit been dey lodge hotel from teenage
Em yeye judges
Meanwhile back to OP; it's psychological & Medical
Encourage her to take tests for diabetes & hbp + other illness
If nothing found, have a deep chat with her, from your chat you'll realize that:
1. She may be someone that sleeps deep, so making her unawares especially when her bladder is stressed
2. She may actually sometime feel it but feel lazy
As such tell her
1. It's not a bad thing, as far as she didn't deliberately do it
But it's embarrassing and only she has the power to change this
Maybe if you spend the night out with her, be waking her up intermittently to wee
Encourage her to do same, even if she's not pressed; if she can wake up to wee every 2 hours then I see this problem getting solved in less than 6 months

pennywys:
I have nothing to reply an idiot like you

Another bigger stench of mediocrity
Is it right to paint a house that's still being constructed

sammirano3:
Owner ko, tenant ni the Fg owns you to your dirty boxer

I smell a thick stench of mediocrity
Not good

pocohantas:
Some people believe they should just be loved the way they are. With their good and bad. Even when they can make conscious efforts to change, they refuse to. They call it self-love. Some compromises are healthy. He is not asking you to go from dark skin to fair skin, he is only asking you reduce the salt you put in food. You na say the man that loves you would enjoy your food like that. You want to damage his liver?

Well then I had to check & recheck this moniker again
I was like imma never gonna believe who just posted this
This dame got it right straight up & also impressed me cos this is the first time I'm this impressed

DamnnNiggarr:
Nigerian Pastor On Death Row Regains Freedom After 14 Years In Prison

He spent 14 years and seven months in prison.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/25/nigerian-pastor-death-row-regains-freedom-after-14-years-prison

Now I appreciate this news not some shitty 10 bedroom donation stunt
Imma Happy Covid-19 embarrassed the scammers; people no longer believe in their healing sessions as before

owukpa:
https://www.idomavoice.com/2021/10/pastor-becky-enenche-builds-10-bedroom-apartment-for-homeless-girls-donates-borehole-others-to-abuja-community-to-mark-51st-birthday.html

Noted 2 things:
1. Only the girls that gave their lives to Jesus were moved; same pattern as the European Christian slave masters
2. However, palace of traditional ruler was renovated without him giving his life to Jesus, or it wasn't stated

Conclusion: Scammers everywhere
More wins to u Pastor & Pastor Mrs, afterall ignorance is a disease so bleep em all your members purses while they worship u for mediocrity

SleekGist:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/24/cubana-chief-priest-calls-out-bbnaija-star-maria-for-sleeping-with-sisters-husband/

I'm impressed by this news
1. Odogwu Cubana chief. Priest has been feeding a snake by supporting the damn show geared at raising morally depraved & Olosh gendered individuals
2. The snake finally bit him
As such let's support [code][/code]EndBBN

doggedfighter:
Na werey

I dunno doggedfighter but I like her & if I mistakenly shoot my shot
Doggedfighter:

Tonymegabush1:
Mmmmm this one na confirm ekuke .. so oyibo ppl dey raise this kind dog...


But no let calabar man near that president house ooo or else wetin happened last year go repeat it self

If that Brazilian president visit Akwa Ibom/Calabar with that him nkitta

Watelons:
Lol

All her fellow ashawo Yeyebrities are now taking side

By the way, who is Angel

May I call you my brother?
I'm happy that you're wondering who the fvck that is, but what amazes me more is the kind of stuff the mod who pushed this piece of sh!t to FP dey pop
Mediocrity everywhere