₦airaland Forum

Haakeem:
alway getting in conversations like a dog.

EmiDon11:
Member's in the house.,
I am bout to take a blood oath with my girlfriend but i am afraid, what if we cant marry?
How can it be broken?
Can the two partners(me and my girlfriend, if the two of us agree) break it?
Pls i don't want insult .,
I only need matured answers

Odewaleadesoye:
DAILY POST

PrincessofDSS:
He’s been ban from entering the states as well

KingofAnambra:
Not surprised. Organ harvesters always support themselves. The NIA and DSS should put Obi on watchlist. He definitely knows something about organ harvesting. That's how plenty mutilated bodies of igbos were found in Ezu river during Peter Obi tenure as Anambra governor

handsomeyinka:
PMB...The nightmare of the ipobs.

Meanwhile I heard one Social Media Winning President Peter Obi wanna contest for 2023 elections.

Peter Obi needs to hide himself in shame.

His records in Anambra as a Govenor was exremely poor.

I will Prefer Tinubu any day,any time.

Tinubu is a better option amongst all other aspirants

ObidientFC:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/lagos-ranked-second-worst-liveable-city-in-world/

MrOjay1:
My younger cousin is what you will regard as a typical big boy.He drives a good car and is living large.

We haven't been in contact for a long while so I decided to get his number and call him to catch up on old times. I really wanted him to put me through his line of work so I could solve my personal issues. He invited me over to his place and I stayed there for 3 days.

Omo after the first day there,he gave me his clothes to help him wash and instructed me to clean his flat.Hmmm I did it o

He came back with his woman and didn't even mutter as much as a thank you.

He even told her I was one of those his family members 'wey no get levels'.He said it in a very spiteful and disregarding manner.This na person I senior o and he do visit us then when he was little.

I was a little pissed at that descrption and he noticed it.there are other humiliating stuff that happened that day but I don't really have strength for typing.He was just using me to shine in front of the girl.

Before I left,he told me I will need to humble myself before him unless nothing for me.

I'm thinking of going back there to apologise to him for being pissed at him.

How do you guys see it?

I really need his percuniary support to solve my personal issues.

fineboynl:
I hate it when I see boys with short Nika above there knees and with slippers and to worsting it they carry big iphone.

If seems they spent all their money on the iphone. Some of them cannot even afford a bottle of beer.

They don't spend money on other things other than that iphone thing.

People without the iphone even dress well, spend well and look rich richer. But the iphone is what those boys are using to cover up.

doggedfighter:
Where did you disappear to?

doggedfighter:
Present sir


Any money for your girl

siofra:
Men are so ignorant about women's bodies it's laughable . And it's sad too.


Photo 1: I'm sure there are men here who really think the same way. A woman's vagina is NOT sealed until her first sexual intercourse please.

Photo 2 and 3: A man here on nairaland once argued with me that women pee, menstruate and have babies through one hole. He was so confident I started to question if I was really a woman


Photo 4 got me laughing like a hyena
BC= Birth Control.

lordlugards:
Why will she retire when the Chief Justice of Nigeria, CJN, Ibrahim Tanko Muhammad, have not retired.

doggedfighter:
Is the money he made the point?





I can see you have collected your own stipend.

Thereby creating hashtags

MadamVanessa:



YUL still love and respect his first wife , just that the first wife is just being jealous and bitter because someone else is coming to share the glorious dick with her. I don't blame her, by default that's how we women are . It's not easy seeing your husband you've to yourself alone now being shared .

But for this matter people were funny me pass, be people were their mama na second wife, third wife , fourth wife , still get mind choke mouth for this matter.. imagine? People get mind o. Even my friend that I know her mum is a second wife and it was because of her mum that the first wife painfully leave the marriage after giving birth to six children , get mind yap yul yesterday, I laugh.


Another close friend of mine who we have been having series of threeesome with married men rushed to Yul page on Facebook to dropped her insults..I shocked


I will be so foolish and stupid to join the bandwagon of emotional women to dragged Yul, because as it's now, I am secretly sleeping with my best friend husband who's supper rich , and I am doing it with ulterior motive, to get pregnant to my best friend husband. Heaven won't fall, our friendship will only come to an end for a mean time, and people will only talk , after dem talk dem go keep quiet.

AyomideOG01:
All the curses you people have bn heaping on buhari till date his family is living just fine. Infact some of you that wished him death are already carcass. Curse has no such effects so you bitter women should keep ur time productive. God haven't judged you for all the fornication and abortions you do almost yearly yet a man that married a new wife is whom God will punish. Mad people, this is Africa and our culture permits polygamy. If Yul's wife doesn't want to remain in the marraige let her pack and go. See all the women condemning Yul, 90% percent of the married ones are paternity fraudsters yet they have an opinion. This is simply the best way to reward all rebellious women out there. Congratulations Yul, they can never tame a lion with their manipulations and victims card. Na man you be.

Modified : All the deputy Jesus mentioning my handle and crying please go find yourselves a mop stick. I have no Bleep, apology nor consolation to offer you pipo. Go to sudan and help wet their lands with ur tears, I heard it's bn a very long time it rained over there.

lexy20I4:
Thank you Mama, peace.

BadNews:
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kielkiel:
Naomi is the daughter of Kara and am planning on keeping here let’s watch her grow into a beautiful lady

yinkaOdutuyo:
So the main issue that led to me denying her food this night.

I asked her for the two of us to go and get ingredients for food, she said she's having serious headache so I went alone.

When I came back I washed the rice and put it on fire and I also start grinding the pepper and tomatoes with manual grinder.

After few minutes when the rice was done I asked my wife to go and put down the rice from fire, and fried the stew afterwards.

She just started shouting she's so tired, her head is hot and making hefty sounds inside that she can't stand up from this bed.

I insisted and she went to put the rice down and off the gas, instead of her to start frying the stew. She just came and meet me on the bed.

And she started shouting I didn't tell you am hungry, am not even eating this night at all. Do whatever you want to do, I'll never stand up to make any stew in this house. If you want to eat go and make the stew yourself.

I just stood up and enter the kitchen to make the stew. As I was making the stew, my wife that said she's not feeling fine was busy watching film om her phone. She complained earlier that her head is hefty and aching her that she can't stand up from the bed, but she stood up and start looking for the BT Audio to connect to her phone so that she'll be able to hear the film audio very well.

Immediately I finished making thr stew, I served the food on the table and the next my wife wanted to stood up from the bed to join on the table so that we can eat.

I just told her that You can never eat from this food this night and tomorrow morning, because you were the one that said you were not hungry that I was troubling you to make food.

I also told her that the headache allow you br watching films and also allow you to be looking for BT Audio. But denied you to cook for me.

So house I want to know if this is right or wrong pls or what can I do.

To all moniker saying have I ever helped her before this is for you below:

BTW I have cooked many times in the house, there are times she'll go to work before she comes back I'll have prepare good foods, that will atimes takes me 2 or more hours to prepare and she'll come back and eat and smile and say thank you. I use to get home between 5pm and 6pm latest, while she'll be coming home by 7pm, 8pm or latter.

At times the two of us may be at home and I'll be the only one cooking, while she'll just lie down watching films or doing another thing while I do the while cooking.

I think I have being helpful to her in cooking and other chores in the house. There are many times I'll be the one washing all the clothes in the house, while she's sleeping or doing something else.

I literally do almost 80% of everything in the house if not more than.

But me doing all those doesn't mean am a fool or I don't know what am doing.

Bit I think as a man you have to man up.

funkmrflexx:
I ended the relationship with My ex due to her bad characters. And then I later got married.
While we were dating I wanted to get my ex a place for her to stay due to d fact Dat she doesn't have anywhere to go when she graduates.
Both of her parents are divorced and remarried with kids. She can't go back to her father's house because he harrases her sexually and his wife his not welcoming. She can't go to her mother's house cus her stepfather won't agree. During d time we were dating she was staying with me for this reason but as soon as she got into school her character changed so I ended it all.
Now think of her predicament I'm thinking of getting her d house I promised so as for her not to go back to her dad's house. I have the money to do it that's not a problem.

I'm still having second thoughts though. Abi Make I just use my money package myself

Proudpolygamist:
My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had just newly secured a job with a high paying firm. She was the daughter of a big businessman at the time and we were from a conservative society, so we had to sharply perform the marriage rites and settle her family handsomely because they accused me of impregnating their daughter before marriage and sought compensations.
Fast-forward to our marriage life, she started making life hell for me after the birth of our first son.
Hadiza was a real trouble maker and I was beginning to think I made a mistake marrying her, she would nag all day when she was pregnant and won't cook meals at home or do domestic chores. In fact I spent most of the nights on empty stomach, my consolation being that she would put to bed one day. She would only have sex when she felt like doing it and it must have been after a good treat.

Things got worse after she put to bed. She complains that she spends the whole day caring for our young son that she can barely think about anything else.
She prefers to watch TV all day and spend her whole time on social media instead of cooking, doing dishes, , domestic chores or getting a job. She once asked me to prepare breakfast in bed for her on a Monday morning when I was supposed to get to work early for an appointment. I returned home that day hungry but she had refused to prepare food because I didn't make her breakfast in bed. She was so engrossed in telemundo fantasies that she thought she could dictate what direction our marriage swings.
I got tired and decided to teach her a lesson
On this fateful night, she snored irritatingly like a pig in my room and accused me of snoring like a pig, stressing that I need urgent medical check up . I told her she would know who was snoring like a pig, and who needs medical checkup after i'm done with her.I left my room and went to sleep in the guest room.
The following day i left home for work without taking breakfast afterwhich i went to see my lawyer. I issued a court summon to my wife through a court clerk.
I was told, She couldn't believe her eyes after she read through and discovered that i was seeking a divorce
She Refused to sign the papers and told the court clerk that i should kom and tell her with my mouth, stressing that she didn't marry me through a letter. She said i should kom and give her the papers myself if I was man enough.
The court clerk said he tried cajoling her into signing the papers peacefully but she screamed "He is my husband, I can't divorce him" and ran away with hot tears rolling down her cheek.
You know what happened next, i went straight to area command where my good friend works and left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed looking morose and jumped up fearfully when she saw us.
I pointed to her and told the men to escort her out of my house. Before she could say pim, one of the policeman a corporal, clamped handcuffs on her hand and told her to be cooperative as to follow them to the station. She protested very loudly and struggled to free herself, but it was too late, my mind was already made up. She ended up in tears making strong appeals to me but I kept a stony face. The policemen dragged my wife into the waiting van.

One of them came to me and asked to take her things along with her. I was shocked, because I bought everything in the house with my money. The sergeant kept his mouth shut when he saw the look on my face.
I gave him an address and asked him to drop my former wife in that address where her father lives.
Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife and joined my second wife in the estate.

TheOldGods:
We have been dating for a while now. Been coming to my house and my parents knows her. Normally she visits and sleeps over and ofcourse because she is my guest ,I'll have to give her food etc.


So today I decided to be different. I told her I was hungry and if she was, ofcourse she hurried and said yes, dresses up and jumped in my lexus. I just smiled, and started the car and we drove to a restaurant.

Before we got down from the car, I told her that I don't want to spend more than 3k on the meal between the both of us, and I told her to handle it, which she said fine, and split the fees to 1500 each. She got her food and a huge chicken which everything was 1500 naira on her end, and I got swallow which was about 1050 naira on my end. And the total money was 2550 naira. Then suddenly my girlfriend told me she also wants plantain, that the money is not yet upto 3k. That it must reach 3k. I was shocked because, if we were married then she can't help me save money when I tell her let's cut down cost. I thought she would even be happy that she saved me money and now we didn't send upto that 3k. But wow.

The waiter wanted to take the food and add the plantation of 450, but I refused and told her to collect her payment as we were done ordering.

My so called girlfriend then got angry and decided to seat somewhere far away from me, and we didn't see each other till I was done eating, although she waited for me. To my surprise she didn't eat that food, she packaged it back in a takeaway bag, and kept it for me. I asked her why she didn't eat the food she ordered by herself which was already 1500, as we agreed, and she said she won't eat it, and I took the food back. I ate the food myself with the chicken.

Right now, I don't want to take this relationship serious. Did I do the wrong thing by not allowing her spend the remaining money and making it 3k? Which ofcourse was the remaining money from my own food.?

Rtk5:
Thank you my brother... What did I do?

Warldbest:
This comedian of a president is confused, so he's no more fighting again. I pity his citizens

MadeINchenzen2:
Having sex or romantic affairs with an underage or a married person

Spending to impress or get attention

Telling lies

Pretending to be rich

Inability to control your sexual urge

Inability to control you emotions

You have no job or source of income

You still patronize prostitutes

You still masturbate

You can't make decisions for yourself

You get influenced easily

You take things personal

You lack sense of humour

You don't take care of your family, especially your parents.

You don't contribute in the welfare of your family

You don't carry your siblings along.

You still depend on your family for financial help

You have no clear understanding of what you want to do with your life.

You still believe ritual, fraud or dishonesty is the way to riches.

You don't have the spirit of giving without expectations of payback.

You always want to win every argument

You talk more than you listen

You stopped learning

You still watch porn or nudity

You have no religious faith

You are quick to react to bad situation

You don't have love in your heart for humanity

You are quick to criticise but won't take advice or criticism

You think you know it all

You lack emotional and financial intelligence

You have trust issues

You are quick to pass judgment

You generalise issues, you think everyone is desame

It's hard for you to let go

obembet:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, please who can help us interpret this picture.

pocohantas:
NL keeps destroying picture quality


PREPARATION



Pic 1: I bought this cow leg @ N2400. I hope that was a good bargain.

Pic 2: Cut periwinkles. If you don’t cut it, you can’t suck it out.

Pic 3: Yellow scotch bonnet. Flavourful and spicy.

Pic 4: Stockfish and smoked panla.

DrChukki:
The dumbest set of people in Nigeria are Yahoo boys.

Once I notice you're now into yahoo, the little respect I have for you drops to zero.

Going into Yahoo simply means you're useless to a point that you can't think of a better way to utilise your soft skill and make money legitimately.

I disagree with you totally, His Excellency... Yahoo Boys are dumb.

When their little brain fails them, they go diabolic... So where's the intelligence?

I've said it over and over again, the poorest men in Nigeria by the year 2040 will be these boys doing Yahoo-Yahoo now.

Flutterwave, Piggyvest, Paystack, Terra work, Andela, Kuda, etc are multi-million dollar Startups founded by Nigerians in this same Nigeria someone is having an excuse to go into fraud...

Gov. Obaseki, please channel your energy to sponsoring Startups and Blockchain education among Edo youths.

There many of them hustling legitimately in your state that needs your support. Allow those that want to waste to waste.

oshionelecky:
If someone says you are speaking from experience now nko?

GraciousGod190:
A Church member invited the masses to his mother's burial ceremony last week Sunday, today when I got there I had to look for his own canopy..to my surprise they were just few persons sitting on his canopy with lots of chairs vacant.

and I came late o, we talking about after 2.48pm

His siblings canopies were filled to the brim, even his uncle's canopies were filled up that they were even coming to collect chairs from his own canopies to theirs for their respective guest. (this guy is the second to senior) I could see the embarrassment on this man face... he was just quiet and moody.

Food he cooked was surplus, nobody to give after sharing for we the church members that came..he had to even give us extra takeaway home because we didn't pass 10...still they are still enough leftovers.

While I was coming home one of the member from the church a very good friend of mine gave me a lift, then he told me Alex...you see why you need to dey mingle with people all around so that when you want to do things people will come.

You can't just put your full mind for people in church or family members...they disappoint you.

As you go people own, na so people go like come your own.

it really touched me, because I might even be worst than this guy, I hardly go out in the day....I don't have friends.. nobody to invite me to party... people in my street don't even know my name..This is really bad I need to change.

So introverts how do you handle stuffs when it comes to parties like this that you can't bypass? With all eyes watching...

DGascon:
After checking this out, I keep wondering the method EFCC will use to get these ritualists. Everyone needs to take care so as not to become a victim of circumstances.

https://twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/1491547865570816006?t=ucqQKhQXvfe23aZOMyKjmg&s=19[/quote]Ahswear plug wer dey supply who tweet EFCC sure die
Zazu new plug dey