₦airaland Forum

perambulator:
this story doesn't add up. What are the odds that your friend is the one who found out?

if I were the police, I would arrest you as a suspect and it's up to you to prove that the whole thing wasnt a pre-planned. it sounds to me there is a possibility that you had a hand in this, the smuggler was to use your documents, so you pre announced in on Nairaland in case he was caught, i mean what are the odds that it is someone you know happened to cross paths with the person with your documents?


Looks suspiciously like an inside job with your knowledge or without.

brainpulse:
Nonsense!

With your presumed level of education, is nairaland the first place to run to after important and vital documents were stolen/missing/ lost?

A police report should have been filed with sworned affidavit after 48hrs, if truely you are educated or it was stolen as you claimed.

My mind tells me you are not innocent, if it has been stolen for that long

benuejosh:
They'll make the worst decisions and their administration will be 10x worse than that of Jonathan.

Shokoloko:
Its great that you said People like me and not me per se. Go and look at my posts: I have never been left helpless and stranded in my moment of need
Curses do not work if not the President would not be hale and hearty by now.
OP's parents are not in need. I didnt ask OP to abandon his parents. I asked OP to send money for them to rent a good and standard place. What they require is shelter; they do not require OPs personal house.

Proverbs 13:22: “A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children.” (NKJV) Not a good man leaves inheritance for his parents.
That house is for OP's children and children's children.

He should honour his parents by providing reasonable shelter, and not by providing an inheritance for his parents.

SmartPolician:
I have to give it to Nigerians. They can tell who the winner is from the first day of the show. Falseprophet1, you promised to delete your account if WhiteMoney wins. Please delete your account now!

lalasticlala:
Pere has been evicted from the BBNaija 2021 Season 6 'Shine Ya Eye' house.

innez15:
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lalasticlala:
Emmanuel has been evicted from the BBNaija 2021 sesdom 6 'Shine Ya Eye' house.

BestGospelMusic:
End time things....




Meanwhile the first ever gospel Afrobeat is trending. "1Time4DBigGod" on Audiomack, Apple music, Boomplay and YouTube. Soulful and Vibeful �

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Our Darling Tems,
She murdered this song absolutely �


ESSENCE : Wizkid ft Our Darling TEMS

Ohh naa naa
Omo je ka shi ge ge whoa
Ohh naa naa
Omo ge wa j'ogede, whoa
Ohh naa naa
Girl I no go let you go
Ohh naa naa
Omo je ka shi ge ge whoa
Say I wanna leave you in the mornin'
But I need you now, yeah, yeah
I find you, I give you all you needin'
I know you what you like
I feel it comin'
Time is of the essence
I tried to teach you
But I might need some lessons
I need to give it all
I tried to leave but I can't
I don't know why, you're the one
Turn me out of my mind
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body
You don't need no other body
Say na me dey mess up your mind
And na me dey make you free up your mind
Say your body talk to me nice
Say na my love, you dey need for your life
Yeah our love no be lie
See yeah we dey together yeah day and night
Yeah if I leave you go kpai
Yeah if you leave I go kpai (oh, oh whoa)
I'm strokin' your body, baby
Lovin' your body, baby
As you're whinin' your body, baby, so crazy
Lovin' your body, baby
Gyal iwo ni temi
I just wanna let you know, ohh
Hope every day that I dey by you
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body
You don't need no other body
Baby, baby
Everybody used to say
No one loves you like this
No one wants you the same way
Love 'til the mornin'
My head wan' to turn from your lovin'
I just wanna get you beside me (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Gave you all you need, gave you all you need
Gave you all, you give me all you need
Give you all you need, gave you all
Make ah give you all you need
Every touch you need, give you all
Make ah give you all you need, baby
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
You don't need no other body
You don't need no other body (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Only you fi hold my body
Only you fi hold my body (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah)
You don't need no other body
Baby girl I want you there
Girl I want you there
Promise to treat your love fair
Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
When we touch, how we connect
Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
Said this love, have no regret
Whoa-whoa, yeah-yeah

CitynewsNG:
I don’t know who Queen is — BBN’s Boma

One of the recently Evicted BBNaija Housemates, Boma has disclosed in a recently conducted Interview with Naijaloaded TV, that he doesn't know any housemates called "Queen".

He said the only Queen he knows is Queen Elizabeth of London. This is funny. Shouldn't rather skip to the next question. Kind of Petty!

What do you think Guys? See Reactions

Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUdEX0dA843/?utm_medium=copy_link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5t09PjbfyY

decatalyst:
Two Captains in the Nigeria ship.



Never thought a day like this will exist in this country.

The future even look bleak and gloomy.

Davash222:
Reduce hand for weed. Na only weed dey make person forget things easily

ojsmscom:
JAILBREAK MAY OCCUR IN KUJE OR SULEJA PRISON IF THE CONTROLLER GENERAL OF CORRECTION DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO STOP THE CONTROLLER OF CORRECTION FCT COMMAND FROM BUSINESS OF BUYING AND SELLING TRANSFER OF STAFF UNDER HIS COMMAND.

information from a source who pleaded anonymous on 22nd September 2021 revealed that the controller of correction fct command Abdul-Rahman Maiyaki(CC) is using agents to collect money from staff of the command in KUJE and SULEJA prison respectively who lobbied to be transfered to either non custodian or farm centres leaving the costodian centre to be managed by limited number of staff..
The controller general of correction,minister of interior, chairman house committee on security and the presidency are hereby notified to act immediately so as to avert the impending doom...
As we speak,the FCT command controller has compiled list of staff who have paid to be transfered out of the custodian center and he is going to effect the transfer soon..

Another source close to the said controller FCT COMMAND also revealed that he has been bribed by a terrorist group who wants to cause a jailbreak and free their members in prison and that is why the FCT command controller is embarking on such mission so as to blame it on shortage of staff when the escape finally occurs.

COPIED TO
1.PRESIDENCY
2.CONTROLLER GENERAL OF CORRECTION.
3.MINISTER OF INTERIOR
4.CHAIRMAN HOUSE COMMITTEE ON SECURITY.
5.NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER

IbrahimSkiba:


Una get time..

Me wey dey find how I go take chop morning food

Someone in this group should show me love oooooo abeg, before I faint

Bashing is welcomed

08106799510

YouAreUseless:
Rare picture of Mynd44

Mstravelindiva:
Hello Nairalanders! It’s Mstravelindiva!!!!!

I’m currently in Hawaii (Island of Oahu) as we speak and I wanted share some of my pics. By way of background, I flew United Airlines and I’m lodging at the Ritz Carlton Waikiki Residences. I also decided to rent a car so we can explore the island throughout my stay. More photos to come as I will be here for the week.

Enjoy and Mahalo!

Gloriouspraise:
I am having insomnia and getting brain zaps due to anti depressant given to me by a doctor , I sleep just 2 hours at night , and whenever I try to nap in the afternoon, it’s as if my brain is stopping me from that

I really don’t know what to do at this moment , as I am scared of going to the hospital

pocohantas:
Them say I dey post cooking thread to get horseband for Nairaland. Golden girl like me? I kuku commot hand.

donbachi:
dat is the main problem.get out of it and u will see urself not doing the smoking and alcohol things.

I pray the urge for alternative lifestyle, smoking and drinking to die now,and whatever spirit dat is demanding them from u,i curse it to die now ijn.

Pour water in a glass cup and repeat the following;, Dis is just an ordinary water,but now the blood of Jesus.as i drink it let every urge to smoke and take alcohol die right now.let the blood of Jesus enter into my blood,veins and bone marrow and flush out smoking and drinking out of my entire body system...now and forevermore.ijn.

Before drinking it.plead the blood of Jesus into it 7 times.u can drop a number for futher follow up,if u want.
Shalom.

MadamVanessa:
Waste of time, money and resources. She won't even be smart enough to be attending to patients.

It would have been far more better of her begging on the street than this.

NwaAmaikpe:




You won't understand the husband's plight if you've never been at the financial mercy of your wife.

I can only imagine the frustration of the husband calling up his wife in front of a debtor with the phone on speaker to ask for a soft loan and then have her rain all the abuses in the world on him.

I won't be shocked too if it wasn't him who took her from obscurity to the financially comfortable level of having a 2k to spare.
That's exactly what these women brought from Nigeria to come study Nursing in the US do.

It doesn't justify him beating her to death but why did God tell us that wives are helpmates when 70% of them would never help out financially in the home even if they could?

This is a lesson to all gold-digging men. The only submissive wife is the broke wife.
Who born Mama Ramotu to talk to me anyhow when she knows that she can not buy Sanitary pad without me.

Never allow your wife get richer than you, because the shrewd treachery and bad mouth of a rich wife can make a broke husband do what this man has just done.

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/fuel-scarcity-looms-as-ipman-threatens-to-cease-operations-over-police-harassment

obembet:
Yahoo Boy Caught Eating Human Feaces from WC in Osun State

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOyW1-rYBoY

NkanAkpanika:
PHOTO NEWS
Completion Agenda: AKROIMA Resumes

As part of the Completion Agenda of the Udom Emmanuel administration, His Excellency, Governor Udom Gabriel Emmanuel has mobilized for the massive enforcement of "Operation Zero Potholes" on roads in Akwa Ibom State. To this end, AKROIMA has resumed work in earnest, as operation zero potholes begins on Four Lanes by PHEDC head office in Uyo, the State capital. Photos speak�

#AKROIMAisWorking
#CompletionAgenda

Anago55:
. Imagine, you yorubas are horr1ble

The Op is a special adviser to the governor of Akwa ibom state on media. You that is living in far away Ogbomosho and a Tinubu lanky is questioning the authority of his comments

Tufiakwa