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Who long arm of bandit go come catch

Beckham14:
You will be at your grandmother's hut at Uselu shouting "My nigggggeeeeesssss" and N5 wen don tear nor gum your pocket, but will come to Nairaland to encourage internet fraud, hustling for front-page and using your numerous alternates to like your Senseless comments.

When the long arm of the law gets you, I will come to visit you at the prison and shout "Damn nigaaar" in solidarity.

BigSarah:
Too bad

How big is BigSarah

You're truly Merlin of Truth

SeekerofTruth1:
Your Friend is Like every other Average Nigerian Girl, Useless!

Oga chill
Real men Let them women do whatever they have to do, We bomb and hustle very hard so we can afford to give any woman our d!ck likes some $$ everyday of the week 3 times to make up a desirous concoction to stir up the vrges so we can ba-ng any pvssy we l!ke
Anytime our d!ckhead feels like smashing hard and deep into some soft & water spring pvssy

westlius:
God bless all d men out dere who can cook,
we cant wait for women to do shakara for us before dem cook

You're a real niggar
@OP; Oluwa God of All Hustlers will bless you for this beautiful piece of info this morning
Remain Blessed

Kingcalls:
Scammers....sharpen ur brains and weapons( lap tops)

Senseless article
Abi Nairaland dey accept paper presentations now
I'm not impressed

2mercy:
Hardly does a week pass without the EFCC parading young men for cyber fraud or some being jailed by the courts for the crime.




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I love your moniker
@BigSarah
Just wondering why the word Big & how Big

BigSarah:
He’s not allowed too

I'm not impressed with your tribalistic sense
Besides after carefully reading through your comments I wonder which politician is sponsoring your data subscription bills to cause nuisance here on NL.
Notwithstanding, little things don't count
It's always going to be a ONE NIGERIA
If you check your history well, power was handed over to the north by the British cos they alone had organized leadership structure unlike the autonomous community style of leadership we have in the south.

Instead of using your data sub to cause what may escalate to maybe a possible genocide, it's better to bomb all night, try as much as you can to stay out of trouble & look out for your loved ones

One Nigeria
We Move

NtoAkwaIbom:
Atang. Ndidimme this is a warning, that you guys shelf your knives to avoid disaster

You're not doing well
I'm unimpressed
Do you think Tony Elumelu will come out on social media to tell you the no of soaps he's used.
Do you think riches doesn't come with price??
Do you think as a CEO of a bank, he's not indulged/covered up some high profile money laundering cases

All una pastors were dey watch blue film, I weak for una

Built2last:
This is why you can't be doing Yahoo or cutting soap.

You need patience and hard work and with time things will change for good.

I have said it, no money ritual or soap cutting or Yahoo can make you the richest, why will i do it

You're a real niggar
I'm so much impressed

aktolly54:
its possible as long as you know throw any stupid billing, if you want to confirm whether the guy is generous or stingy ,ask him to send money to orphange but you dare bill him for any reason till wedding day. Even if your phone spoil or anything, ask your brother or father to get you another one

You're wrong & I'm not impressed
How can you attempt to refer to real niggars as hoes
Any niggar that takes pvssy as pvssy, doesn't worship pvssy, worships only money & good life is a real niggar
And any woman lady or female who thinks it's not good to be a real niggar, such a one is a hoe

Farm tool

etrange:
The boys that jump from one woman to another aren't "hoes" but the women they left are the hoes? It's either you don't know the meaning of that word or you're just a sexist.

NL celebrity zzor(f)

Zzor:
I like that bbn Frod guy only that I don't know how to make a first move on any man,I added him on one of the sm and he hi me severally but I ignored him because it will look like I made the first move

Don't be scared, write her name in full she ain't gonna do nothing

Barbsamiin:
Imagine if Zrrrrrrrrrr was one of the two girls, she'll definitely say nah.

Bro are you still in 2001??

MejiLoyon:
Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass . Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there.

Arrrrrghhhhhh, some peeps still have this perverted reasoning
Gonna get ill for weeks
This comment is clearly from some lame dumb ass modafvckin pvssy ass niggar
I'm not impressed

Anigreat:








Mother of the year!


This is a great feat achieved by this woman, as this type of thing is very rare in this part of the world.

The woman should be applauded for the part she played by supporting the son to make more money illegally, so the son can intimidate his friends and the society with his ill gotten wealth as that's the new trend now.


Since she's a supporting mother, it won't be a bad idea to imprison both of them for life, so she can show more of her support to her criminal son as the son will need her support more there.

Another pvssy ass nigarr people comment
I'm not impressed
Em pastor wives were like blue film type of pvssy ass nigarr people.
I hate mediocrity
If you ain't talented in something, simply don't trash it
The FOREX & cryptos y'all niggars are wailing they're facilitated and primarily driven by these brave soldiers

Yet em pvssy ass niggar EFCC be robing those gallant real gees

YourMajesty:
Continue showing yourself online, there are some people watching you in this forum, you might be surprised that they're the one's hailing you to high heavens while you senselessly display your fraudulent activities in a public forum.


That day will surely come when you will get caught for not lying low. They will laugh at you.


Modified; When you're eventually caught like a common thief, you will define Static internet protocol and Dynamic internet protocol to EFCC officials behind bars.

Hmmm... I never get disappointed
Today I decide to handpick village gals & it didn't take me 5 sec to see this comment
Those niggars ain't doing bad to show you their unshaved snatch ad you call it
1. They wanna see you real cos y'all ladies are the worst fake products out there.
2. A bushy ... Is actually a fetish to some peeps
If you didn't like what u saw... Hit d road quick
Another is waiting to svck d b0lls of the bushy snatch

BigSarah:
Some pr Ickes even go ahead and video call, just to show their unshaved snatch

Really some pvssy ass niggars can be so sick
Smh

Emary:
That's a very sick, depraved thought!

When did you come back
It's been a while

I must say seeing your comment still reminds me of the tasks ahead
Purging of mindset

Zzor:
Only God knows what He used in making the penis that makes it hard for the carriers to tame,it is well with the little girl

Smoke Jumbo sized Mali kush and you won't hear
The righteousness guy meant that the rapist should put on amour to control konji
But konji na bastard
That's why I hate em pvssy ass niggars busy selling their souls out to konji
Instead of raping, smoke 2 Jumbo sized Mali kush
Your eyes will be heavy and then you'll not care about the mass of fat with hole called pvssy

Wisdom is profitable

XXXXTENTACION:
Which kain amour
Na armour go stop the lecturer from raping pesin pikin



dem rape pesin pikin you dey talk of amour


all these hypocrites sef.

You're a bonifide citizen of this zoo country
& Like your leader, you're clueless

beardedboy:
Imagine this!
Meaning that the guys behind btc are mining people's wealth steady.

Personally, I think Nigeria has done well to ban btc. A country battling with cybercrime and embezzlement should stay far away from a cryptic system that makes it difficult to track the owners of wealth.




These jargons are the main reason why I dislike the stuff.

Many people doing bitcoin trading sef don't know how it works. They only follow the crowd.

First if Christianity is the model religion and you're one of the true Christians, then I'll rather sit on the opposite fence .
You're not a real nigarr
I'm unimpressed
You're like Christ, god-like and you're calling your fellow worthless then your religion isn't a model part .
Cos of your fevor & enthusiasm for your so called pastor you're quick to put Nails on his coffin, I'm not surprised cos your savior was betrayed by one of his disciples while one denied him & later went on to become one of your foremost apostles
Permit me to say
This is clear mediocrity & pvssy ass mindedness.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Let me quickly say my own opinion. The OP above me is thinking one side.

Apostle Johnson Suleiman is a man I respect with high esteem. I don't seem to believe this David side of story. For instance when Pastor Fatoyibo was accused that be rape Timi Dakolo's wife, remember both of them stood thier stand against Pastor B. Despite there was no evidence to back up thier claims the court had to say it own verdict in the 'matter arising' then.

But here, this David is saying a different thing against two people. He don't have any tangible evidence to back up his claims. His ex wife said all he has been saying are lies, Apostle Johnson didn't say anything yet particularly to this. So how on earth can he sue them? He don't have evidence to back his claims that Apostle Johnson, scatter his home. He said he was threaten by Apostle Johnson that he will lock him up if he near his ex wife. Evidence?? None, I guess !!

It's obvious this David is so vexed after he was remove from his position in the church, that is why he is using this avenue to destroy Apostle Johnson's intergrity and reputation. Now this gettin' hot, N5bn is not a small money here. Don't start what you can't end.. Stephanie has done hers, years back, now it's David's turn, time is the only factor between truth and lies.

As for David he is a worthless man chasing clouth. Assuming he win, do he thinks his ex wife will come back? Do he thinks he can take his child? Will his family be back again? After all this, all I see is stupidity. He should get a life and live than allowing his charade past to create more trouble for him.

sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
I don't blame him. He had just 200naira left in his acct. Jobless he-goat. His mates are out there hustling to better their lives and family while he's there using the stipend his parents gave him to mess around.

You're not doing well
The female people talk too fast
First the court order is clear means was taken by a good phone, sms screen shows it's an iPhone
1 +2= he's got a good phone, he's not broke
A broke man doesn't have confidence to go near the Court
Well, niggar did to prove a point to the girl
But he's not a real nigarr
I'm not impressed
Silly ideas, drag someone to court over 5k which can't buy made in Aba Moet

Nigeria is a zoo
Without animals
Yet it's full over the brim
And brothers laugh and jeer while watching their kind struggle to break free

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright .....
This is to say Richard laing don't know what he has put his hand into

Ogbeni abeg no talk again, shame dey catch me
Dem no dey block account for Abuja & Lagos
This zoo country no get level where Facebook dey
Kanu was blocked because he violated community standards maybe he tried to incite violence in one of his live videos
He should open another account ASAP
Begin bombing quickly

Ottyn01:
We all know is the work of those miscreant in Aso Rock They can't silence him...They should continue blocking him the truth has come to stay.

I love kanu because he's a fearless man, He's a man of wisdom, He's the only one capable of facing this government with the truth!!!!

To hell with Facebook

I can't understand this extreme passion
It's like beauty & the beast!

post=98714401:
We are hoping it won't take forever to fish the bastards that did it out, talking about the alleged perpetrators (as the title on Frontpage puts it), must be brought to book and dealt it accordingly.
The evil herdsmen must be separated from the innocent Fulanis going about their business to make ends meet. Only fools and idiots will tell you that all Fulanis are kidnappers or all igbos are fraudsters and drug lords or all yorubas are ritualists.

Evil people cut across all regions around the country we believe.
Foolish stereotyping must STOP.

We remembered how we used to live as brothers as sisters in our darling nation with these same Fulani herdsmen.
The times we gave water and food to herdsmen journeying across the nation as they go on their business peacefully,
Just with their sticks for their cattles and kettles for their prayers.
May it never be well with troublemakers in our darling nation.
May it never be well with all evil herdsmen and all their sponsors..

Nigeria is a zoo not a country
No be place to make history, na survival to jakpa
E get one place were dey like Nigeria The Badlands
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I remember you Sir
Happy Birthday great Man

IamHeWrites:
Pastor Nike Adeyemi of Daystar Christian Centre on Wednesday described her husband Pastor Sam Adeyemi as the “best” in a social media post to mark his 54th birthday, Igbere TV reports.

She said February 3 would always remain special in her heart and family.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CK0ijSFDUv7/?igshid=s2kz2h0dbsbo

Sam Adeyemi got married to Nike on May 1, 1993. They have three children together.

In November 2020, Adeyemi joined the prestigious Forbes Coaches Council.

He has trained thousands of people in leadership for more than two decades through the Daystar Leadership Academy (DLA).

Mayng01:
Does he have an image?

We all know Mompha
& you who you

Denique:
Better poor for a short time than living THE LIFE in kirikiri.

You're not a real nigarr
I'm not impressed
How old are you?
So the poverty you've lived in since birth till now na poor for a short time
Ogbeni kirikiri na for people were poor for a short time, if Mompha need enter prison for your or to cover blanket na Kuje prison him dey go
Too much money stops nonsense

Bring your own image, you fit compare am to Mompha own
Ogbeni hustle o make you no get name were only you dey proud of

Realtord43:
You dont have a better image before.

He who seek wealth through dubious and crony means wont have a name to be proud of!

"A better Name is worthy than a Gold".

He's doing well
I'm so impressed
More graces to your hustle Sir

HigherEd:
GOOD NEWS.

PASTOR IBIYEOMIE DONATES SCHOOL
-Robinson K

Pastor David Ibiyeomie of Salvation Ministries has today donated yet another world class Nursery and Primary School for public use in Port Harcourt, Rivers State. This School is to run under his direct supervision and he is also responsible for the salaries and welfare of the teachers and non academic staff.

This is just one out of the many charity programs running into billions that he engages in annually. May GOD bless Pastor David Ibiyeomie and the brains behind the successful construction and completion of this gigantic project.

The Church of GOD WILL continue to meet the needs of the people both Spiritually and Physically, just as the Kingdom of GOD is one and there is no competition in it.

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