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Jokes Etc › Re: When Aboki Goes On His First Date (photo) by montezz(f): 6:36am On Feb 22, 2016

Lmao.....bae looks like ghost in nollywood movies.

Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: Pregnant 15yrOld Girl Claims Jesus Sent The Holy Spirit To Impregnate Her by montezz(f): 6:34am On Feb 22, 2016

Lmao...do quick make i see wetin Jesus look like o(mk pikin resemble hin papa o). Jesus' baby ko,Son of Lucifer ni.

Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: See The Treatment This Baby Received After What He Did. Lol by montezz(f): 6:28am On Feb 22, 2016

This is not funny. Why would any sane parent tie a baby up like that? But that baby gan sef...

Romance › Re: Man Donates Heart For Lover For Transplant *after 4months They Met by montezz(f): 6:24am On Feb 22, 2016

Awwwwww! I trust my naija guys....na to pick race.

Romance › Re: Churchgirls Vs Clubgirls, How True? - Snapshot by montezz(f): 6:10am On Feb 22, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
Oh! The poor girl fell to your sword

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Crime › Re: (GRAPHIC PHOTOS) 'mad Man' Slaughters Family Of Six by montezz(f): 6:03am On Feb 22, 2016

Wtf!!! Lord have mercy!

Jokes Etc › Re: Guyz...can You Do This Because You Love Your Bae by montezz(f): 6:00am On Feb 22, 2016

Christianity Etc › Re: "666" Encrusted On My Blender: Should I Be Worried About This? (pics) by montezz(f): 11:36pm On Feb 21, 2016

bodyloveghetto:
Chai, e don start.... you be first recruit.... gbagboun....

Chai! Dis cracked me up! Lol

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To You........ Aminat508 by montezz(f): 8:58pm On Feb 21, 2016

Aminat508:
Thanks for coming dear

Anytime babe. Love ya!

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To You........ Aminat508 by montezz(f): 8:28pm On Feb 21, 2016

Happy birthday babe!

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Celebrities › Re: Peter Adeosun: I Don't Like The Olajumoke, The Bread Seller Turned Model's Story by montezz(f): 3:26pm On Feb 20, 2016

LORDSAMURAI:
LOL ure hot tempered, i was only pulling ur legs, chai i was only joking

Mtcheww

Celebrities › Re: Peter Adeosun: I Don't Like The Olajumoke, The Bread Seller Turned Model's Story by montezz(f): 1:06pm On Feb 20, 2016

LORDSAMURAI:
not like u had smtin reasonable in ur brain

I actually noticed dt u r a hopeless motherfucker and dt was why i didnt want to battle words with you.

Celebrities › Re: Peter Adeosun: I Don't Like The Olajumoke, The Bread Seller Turned Model's Story by montezz(f): 12:53pm On Feb 20, 2016

LORDSAMURAI:
u are hating

Smh....dia is nothing to say to you.

Celebrities › Re: Peter Adeosun: I Don't Like The Olajumoke, The Bread Seller Turned Model's Story by montezz(f): 12:44pm On Feb 20, 2016

Was arguing with a friend over this issue last night,he said i was hating. Yes,its her time,i jux hate the way ppu r taking it.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 6 Lions Escape From Nairobi National Park, One Caught (Photo) by montezz(f): 12:04am On Feb 20, 2016

ogbiwa:
OP you said Kenya?!
How many kilometres is Kenya to Abuja?!
How many kilometres can lions travel?!
Answer me fast make i know whether to start moving downwards towards the Atlantic

Lmao! U r funny! Bros,u no get mind o. U wey i dey think say go be daniel of our time.

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Family › Re: Female Teacher Had Sex With Student; Arrested By The Police (pic) by montezz(f): 2:02pm On Feb 15, 2016

Qualer:
ok, for how long now and how is it going so far?

Not quite long and its going well. Thanks!

Family › Re: When Your Father Works With Nigerian Breweries(Hilarious Photo). by montezz(f): 11:24pm On Feb 13, 2016

menix:
Me give u Lassa
I can't nah..
U know my luv for you is like a copied assignment, I can't just explain it..

Lassa or not,keep ur gift abeg.

Family › Re: When Your Father Works With Nigerian Breweries(Hilarious Photo). by montezz(f): 11:08pm On Feb 13, 2016

menix:
How I go dey dodge you when I no be matrix..

Oya take..

Wetin? No be lassa be dat? Bros u r wicked o

Family › Re: When Your Father Works With Nigerian Breweries(Hilarious Photo). by montezz(f): 10:49pm On Feb 13, 2016

menix:
Come ooo nairalanders, e be like say there is this new virus that ve taken some brains frm our moderators...

Of what value is this sh1t to ve made FP..

Before it got to FP, I saw it nd hissed cous there is no moral to the thread..

It's time we start praying for our Mods..

Seconded!
How u dey? Happy new year! U dey dogde me cos pf val abi....abeg send ma gifts o

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Family › Re: Female Teacher Had Sex With Student; Arrested By The Police (pic) by montezz(f): 10:39pm On Feb 13, 2016

Qualer:
are you into agri-biz??

Yes sir!

Fashion › Re: When You Have No More Waist To Sag On (Photo) by montezz(f): 7:16pm On Feb 12, 2016

Fashion 2020

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Family › Re: Housemaid Arrested For Raping Employer's 14 Year Old Son by montezz(f): 7:03pm On Feb 12, 2016

ancashy:
Is it impossible? who do not know the physical make up or stamina of the 14 yr old, the rate at which kids grow this days,you can see a teenager and greet him or her with Ma or Sir.In this life;anything can happen.

What is this? Can a 14year old boy molest you?
Btw,i mean no offence.

Family › Re: Female Teacher Had Sex With Student; Arrested By The Police (pic) by montezz(f): 6:49pm On Feb 12, 2016

Hmmm if the boy had impregnated her,i am sure some people will come here and shout 'jazz'.
Some women has gone nuts! Opening ur legs for a minor wey his kini neva reach.....chai!

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Family › Re: How Infidelity Landed Some Nigerian Men And Women In Hospitals by montezz(f): 3:49pm On Feb 12, 2016

*yawns*

Celebrities › Re: Guy Insists That He Is The Carboncopy Of Wizkid On Instagram (photos) by montezz(f): 1:46pm On Feb 12, 2016

Eyes... Set of teeth... . Lips... face.. . Skin color. Wow! Time he asked his mum who his biological father is.

Family › Re: My Cute Baby Boy by montezz(f): 9:39pm On Feb 10, 2016

rattlesnake:
It's his character that will make him special so train him well else he will be a normal kid

Won de! U shud train him for hin papa na. Mtchewww!
@op.. He is so cute and adorable. My regards to his mum. Congrats!

Politics › Re: Buhari Returns To Nigeria,to Embark On Three-nation Tour Of Egypt, Saudi Arabia by montezz(f): 8:00pm On Feb 10, 2016

Rotflmao....!

Politics › Re: GEJ Or GMB: If Today Was Match 28, Who'd Get Your Vote? by montezz(f): 7:34pm On Feb 10, 2016

None of the above. KOWA....wats her name again?

Politics › Re: Cry Of A Disappointed Citizen by montezz(f): 7:19pm On Feb 10, 2016

Na today?

Romance › Re: Ladies, Is Marriage A Goal For You? by montezz(f): 7:18pm On Feb 10, 2016

Necessity.

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