₦airaland Forum

osedvgirl:
tell me your ringing tune before asking of someone's whereabout on my thread, do you think am joking here

dollyjoy:
op you are the one

arresa:
Aregbe is commissioning projects everyday and building a new airport from scratch while the ipob losers states combined are still crying and begging the federal government to refurbish their air strip...

They spend more time crying over aregbesola than their useless and incompetent leaders who are yet to do anything with the taxes and allocation they've been pocketing since 1960...


Bunch of losers....

ProudOlodo:
He must one who knows his onions. Only that will give you the confidence to go ahead with a recruiter's call at such seemingly odd times

AgbataObim:
Thank you Candy.
I am someone who will speak the truth always and face the consequence than lie and go free, a trait i inherited from mother.. quite an irony.
I honestly see my mother as a simple honest soul who does not understand life's intrigues...

The question i can't off my mind is.. what about if she's was bewitched as a kid and she's acting under forces she can't resist?

agarawu23:
https://www.nairaland.com/2872292/garri-cassava-processing-machine-stainless

OgbeifunErom:
Another child joins the ogogoro corruption empire in Otueke

I can see that Mama Piss is conspicuously missing. Oh I forgot, she is a childless fat woman.

What is the benefit if you steal all the monies meant for Nigerian children and you become barren and fruitless.

That Child will visit Jonathan in prison very soon.

agarawu23:
[b][/b]you can remarry now, I am available for u .



Mrs/miss,
I read your above write up and I must tell you nobody is telling you your charge is high but you shouldn't have used the word "budget" . some can even afford more than that and I wish u success in your business

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There was a day I jokingly ask my bae to tell me how much I should budget for our wedding and she happily told me 1m.

Background really matters in wedding preparation and it also depends on the social life of the couples parents. Someone like me, I imagine the look I will put on my dad's face when I tell him I am budgeting 200k for my wedding cos only his club members are up to 120 not to talk of friends and family we will invite and ofcus he will want to impress friends with the standard of the event. (So 80% cash will be coming from him because I no send am message).

I don't know if other guys has same mentality with me sha cos I prefer 100% traditional wedding, no wedding gown and suit crap ( as an African man ). I attended a wedding years ago and everything was pure traditonal and I was since then carried away by the event.

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A low wedding for average Nigeria shouldn't be more than 250-300k (e too much sef cos our minimum wage na 18k and the governors are still debating on the reduction)

For folks who don't have much.

1. We have cheap suit and wedding gown that won't cost much (that's if they are doing white cos to me, that white wedding is crap)

2. Don't pass your boundary renting hall, use your neighbours compounds, street, field or any available open space close to your neighborhood.

3. I will advice couples planning to get married to spend more money on food instead of unnecessary designs that won't feed empty stomachs that will attend your wedding. Blv me, if people are satisfied, they will give u something good and spray u well (talking from experience). Abi you think say empty stomach wey no see food chop to put hand for pocket give u money ?

4. You know you dont have much, so don't invite much guest. The more guest, the more food.

5. All that decoration are just to beautify the event so stop giving yourself sleepless night cos people can sit comfortably on ordinary chairs . anybody that's not comfortable should bring his/her sofa from home .

6. Mind you, some of these people we call guest are just there to mock u but you just need to concentrate on your ceremony and make sure everybody are served and never care about what people will say because its your life

7. DON'T EVER borrow money to do wedding o, if your budget isnt enough, delete some cos nobody will help you feed your family after the event.

8. We guys know the kind of ladies that don't care about how much you will spend on your wedding (go for them So that 2 can divide 4) . We have ladies that their mouth are so wide and they are expecting a big wedding after attending one in lekki/magodo/vgc and these set of ladies are from poor background o. Ask them how much their dad spent to marry their mother RUN for them

9. If you don't have money to do wedding, call your pastor/alfa to come to your house and join both of you together (which I blv is the main compulsory thing, others na 'jara'). When God finally answer your prayer, do a lavish wedding anniversary when the marriage is still sweet and intact after years.

Chai! I attended a wedding in festac years ago, omg! The guy spend money no be small and that's why I respect igbos when it comes to wedding ceremony. Though Yoruba's spend lavishly on parties too but Igbo ppl dey try especially the rich ones.

Ofatfoed:
so u do watch it also

doveda:
Are you a virgin?

Yo have always tried to approach issues from a rational point of view, you should apply it in this case.

It took two people to put that pregnancy in her stomach. If she is stupid then the man who had unprotected sex with her must be crazy

If you cannot abstain from sex, you have no right to judge those who have been unfortunate

dammytosh:
She is saying the truth.

A lot of chicken hearts forming badoo can not handle the truth.

You expect a lady to tell you she has gone down with 83 guys ?

Is she a learner ?

We need to separate reality from sanctimony.

If she confesses about several abortion, a normal delay in concieving will make the guy think twice.
So the answer is dependent on the guy's ability to handle the information.

Addicted2Women:
How do you wash or shave that big ass ??

WAECFlyer:
Nigerian singer, GT Da Guitarman engaged his long time girlfriend, Annie, today at the exact spot they both met six years ago.
Check out more photos below;

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/photo-gt-da-guitarman-engages-his-long-time-girlfriend/

ProudOlodo:
Congrats mate. You would have been an idiot for not trying. I'm happy for you

teelaw4life:
Was about to say thank God there's no accompanying picture when...BAM!!! Pls OP, keep your fetish to yourself.

superted87:
have got two questions for you and would be glad if you can help me out...
how do i get there from lagos via public transport?
any hotels around there? tried using jovago but i get hotels around ilesha.

Eke471:
If American led by Trump thinks they can fight Islam to extinction they are joker because Islam is the only religion accepted by God. Let them try it and see what will happen may be that will shape the order of the world.