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No2Atheism:
That is alleged Mr Koboko himself

Who? Whitelexi or whisky thingy?

Uche - you're not normal.

Starstruck - who is that?

C2H5OH:
Maybe the village girls will be a much needed upgrade.  The kain girls wen i don dey find since don tire me.  Imagine the last one I was talking to, she actually turned out to be a very Hot crackhead.

Chei! Na so dem dey do you? No wonder - Oya - start with NL girls. . . Go for consultation with Toyinrayo and she'll teach you how to catch very good village girls.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3948701#msg3948701 date=1243651588]I love how there are so many guests viewing this thread.

Sis, I've been laughing all night. Want some popcorn?[/quote]Of course, girl - thank you! I need this kinda laughs. Half the guys on NL are insane - the other half are normal and scarce. . . so this is pretty interesting.

C2H5OH:
Moonstone, shey you are back? WElcome o.  Who is peppering your own suya    
Congratulations on the cavs win last night.  
It's a shame manU got disgraced in that final match.  once again please lease accept my condole

I am back o!  Many ppl are peppering my own suya o! Congrats on winning the series - I can see your Lakers are doing well.
It's all good - we are still the champions of England.
@ Topic - please has anyone claimed that C2H5OH has gone around looking for village girls to call his own? I heard this gist from the horse's mouth

Whitelexi is doing what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO! This is hilarious. . . truth be told - most of the guys in London on NL are a bunch of womanizing idiots. They have nothing better to do than to seek for girls up and down.
I think they need to keep their kobokos in check before they start spreading all kinds of things.

@ JeSoul - I'm here o! Been too busy in the past couple of days. Yeye Red Devils were playing as if they were in relegation. It was very disappointing but I'm still standing.

JeSoul:
this place is turning into a haven for leBron haters . . . did he steal anybody's girlfriend? Like my Chiogo said some peeps be nibbling on Kobe's behind just a tad bit too much

However I do like the Cavs getting pushed around now cos they got cocky with all the dancing and showing off during rds 1-2.

My dear - help me ask them o! Buncha jealous rascals. . . I tire.
Chiogo has better sense jare. . . unlike some Kobe worshippers in here.

I agree. . . silly pride.

vinisky:
come on united let's win. i'll be arriving from a trip today and doubt i i'll've time to blog or post thoughts today as i'll be far from a laptop but i'll not miss this final for the world. i'll watching the match in a bar.
As a good friend and fellow Manc said:  
                                        Forget Christmas. Forget your birthday. Forget your wedding day, the birth of your child.
                                               Forget Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. Forget the day war began and the day war ended.
                                                                        Forget the birth and death of Kings and Queens.
                                                      Nothing, absolutely nothing, is as important as Rome tomorrow night.

Vinisky called it hia first: 4-1 to Manchester United. God bless and Goodluck fellow Mancs.

                                                        Viva La Football
                                                   Viva Manchester United
                                                          Viva Nigeria.

All on top Man U? - Wedding day? LOL! This is hilarious. . . I like it!

It's our turn to make history today and show Europe that we really are the undisputed champs of Europe. Let's show them how it's done. . . and I truly wish them the best of luck but better yet - I can see us carrying that cup again. . . this time in Rome!

I'm going to go out today and buy at least 7 bottles of wine for ma famille. Everyone in my house is support Barca but me. . . It's tough being a Red Devil with all these gunners surrounding me - Not one, not two but actually 8 arsenal guys and 1 Red devil supporter. Kai! I think I should find more Man U family members jooooooo!

C2H5OH:
It's the NBA. Never say never. Yeah I agree the series is ova LHOLHOLHO.

Pele o ehm moonshine. sorry for your loss. i offer my condolences to you and the crabs family.

Ummm - you're a tad too late. You should have offered it to me when my darling Hornets lost.

It's all good - Things happen. LeBron and his brothers need to step up their games defensively. Howard is really just a mutant. . . but I still love his gorgeous plays.

Nuggets and Lakers again tonight - Hmmmmmm, I don't have time for that one today - I'm too busy supporting my babies to even think of b-ball today. Bawo, I hope you're supporting Man U o! All in the name of good sportsmanship -

Manchester United alllllllllllllllllllll the way!  

bawomolo:
lebron can actually shoot three. the problem is that midrange jumper.  Lebron either drives or settles for a three.  He needs to work on his jump shot and yeah those free throws.

Is it true you have hanging around Kuramo beach in Naija? Don't lie, i got my sources.

It's not a lie - I have been going to Kuramo beach everyday for the past one week. Yesterday - I caught a glimpse of your twin brother there too. . . I'm hopelessly addicted to the place.

Lebron is like an extremely better version of Stojakovic when it comes to shooting - that one can shoot 3's and but anything else is just painful to watch.

As for the Lakers - Nuggets game yesterday - I laughed in Arabic. The Lakers did NOT outscore the Nuggets in any quarter and please why did seven of the Nugget players score doubles? LOL! - Even Carmelo that was not feeling fine managed to drop about 15pts. Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I knew Nuggets were pissed - I just underestimated how pissed they really would be. This was by far the widest margin in their series. I see it getting closer from here on out. Game 5 - here we come.

Stan - Eminem ft. Dido

C2H5OH:
You are almost ready to self-destruct.    Ready to lose hope on your team with 4 games still left to play? BW fans sef.

LOL! You really think i'm bothered by this?

Oh jeez! Another loss. . . I don't know who to blame for this one. A-40 warned me o! If Magic win, I won't be as surprised as I should be. . . This is not LeBron's year - I guess. I can't wait for tomorrow's game![quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3918276#msg3918276 date=1243223932]The Cavs are getting outgunned night after night by the Magic. King James right now trusts his subjects as much as car salesmen. You can literarily see he's reluctant to pass the ball and for good reason. Cf Howard, who can afford long vacs on the bench while his cohorts handle their business. Do the Cavs even have a bench?? Lebron should spend the next off-season shooting free throws in the dark 8hrs a day. If you are going to get fouled so often, it's a freaking priority!!![/quote]That's very sad because I know how CP3 trusts his team mates and I always get mad at him for that. They need to resolidify their bonds. LeBron can't be messing up and allowing such simple free throws to ruin his team and yeah, I was actually impressed that Magic won without Howard against Celtics. I am convinced that Howard is not a mere man. That guy is just too phenomenal in games - I still can't forget his 24 points and 24 rebounds (10 offensive or so and 14 defensive). . . Still can't get a grasp of that.

C2H5OH:
Yeah right. Bollocks! You must have forgotten. I do know you. How difference a few years make. Whatever though, hater!
I will derive joy in watching the lakers piss on your forehead on her way to raising the O'Brien trophy.

It's gold, loser.

Take a deep breath b4 you get yourself a heart attack.
I don't know why the fact that I can't stand Kobe _{(especially since he's a silly cheat who can't keep his zippers up and be smart about it)} makes any difference. It takes only a little thing to make me not like someone and Kobe has possessed one of those. Lakers can't piss on my forehead because frankly, I would love Cavs to win and if they don't - no shaking. I'm not hating on Kobe or what not - I just don't like him and trust me, if y'all win - i'll probably come congratulate you on this same thread. Mind you - I don't like Carmelo too much either but that does not stop me from wanting Nuggets to win. Teams are not all about individual players. I can't stand a few players on my team either. . . You need to differentiate btw those.

P.S. I'd like to think it's yellow. Doesn't look like gold to me.

C2H5OH:
Typical bandwagoner. Weren't you once a Kobe fan? Do you even understand the true concept of fanaticism?
How do you root for a player and still wish another team success? I can never understand. Who knows, maybe next year you will hop on the Heat's bandwagon.

Tell your homers in Denver that they can not thug their way to a win in this league. It takes pure basketball skill and hardwork to be successful against the purple & gold. When players like Kenyon Martin and Anthony Carter continue blooping on inbound plays, and players like J.R. Smith keeps wetting his willy because he hit a 3rd quarter buzzer beater, the Lakers have nothing to worry about.

Me? Kobe? Anyone who knows me knows i can't stand the black mamba - Black mamba oshi! Hissssssssssssss! I cannot stand Kobe for the life of me. I think he shows off too much for my liking sometimes. I just don't like him. The only thing I like about lakers are their color combination (purple and yellow). After that - i'm not too much of a fan.

I don't like Denver either. . . mind you. I just like them to get to the finals. Y'all had your chance last year and blew it. Let someone else who is capable of being a challenge - try it.

Lakers have nothing to worry about? If I were you - i'd hold on to that statement a lil' longer. Denver should not just be discarded. They have proven themselves.

MrCrackles:
Fucking Hull are staying up, i dont bloody want it!

Twats should be mixing it down in the championship!!

This spineless goat is still here blabbing? It's all good - i blame the 4-1! If not for that ehn, you'd probably be in the ICU by now. . .

Good ending to a perfect season. Can't complain. I almost cannot wait for next season to come. I'm already half-bored to death.

C2H5OH:
The bastard cavs got lucky yesterday.  If LeTravel James had missed that jumper, the series would have been over.  I would much rather face LeCrabDribble in the finals anyway.  That magic team is dangerous.  And LeBully plays conservative when he goes up against the legend of Bryant.


Look at this sorry Hornets fan thinking 121 to 63 will repeat itself.  Are you lousily expecting the Lakers to roll over and spread their ass cheeks wide to get butt raped like the sorry Hornets did?  Not going to happen in this series.

In fact, book a Lakers victory tonight.

Leave my Cavs alone . . . dang! What is it with all you haters? Hate on NOH, Hate on Cavs - shuo! Focus on your conference joooooo! I hope Denver kills y'all in game 4.
I am not expecting anything of such. I was only expecting Nuggets to take advantage of this opportunity. . . which they did - in a miserable fashion.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=170354.msg3899275#msg3899275 date=1242881221]Its called "principles" sweetie you gotta have one so don't be mad at him  [/quote]Yeah yeah - Principles as stupid as that are overrated He should get off his high horse. Winners get prizes such as visiting Obama.

JeSoul:
There's some speculation he could be headed for New Orleans . . . as a WR. I think this less 'visible' position than QB would be better for him so that he is not under scrutiny every play.

Oh of course now! Bring on the player with the tainted morals. He's cheap enough for New Orleans. . . Gosh, when did the Saints' become a dumping ground? I'm not complaining those. Vick is very good. . . I'll be happy if he joins us as long as he can keep his head outta dog fights. The last thing we need is more negative PR.

JeSoul:
lol . . . dude is funny. At least he's consistent and didn't go when Bush was president so we know its not a politically motivated decision. Well I guess to each his own. If I were invited to Congress I would joyously accept . . . and buy 1 ton of tomatoes to throw at all those idiots we managed to elect into power

LOL! DANG girl! So much pent up anger. Should I get you a ton of rotten tomatoes. . . ?
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=170354.msg3901805#msg3901805 date=1242917589]Yeah he might as well consider WR he is pretty quick and he may be a little rusty as well from all that jail-time and would most likely lack that rifle arm to make a QB pass[/quote]Ah ahn, darling! Where do you think he went to? Kirikiri? LOL! Gosh! he can't be that rusty. They play sports in American jail.

Jesoul - I'll eat enough suya for all of us on this thread. I just haven't seen it yet and to think i love it so much. I had boli the other day - tasted so naija-like

As for my darling Cavs, I am in absolute shock. They lost Game 1 Narrowly and won game 2 narrowly. . . I guess Magic has completely shown that they match up clearly with Cleveland Cavs. As for my Nuggets, I am still laughing. . . all the second teams are doing so well. If Lakers get beaten at this stage, trust me, I'll laugh a lot more. It's a strong possibility looking at how those crazy players (Anthony, Billups, Andersen, Martin, especially that Nene of a goat (I still have grudges against him for what he did to NOH ) and JR Smith). The problem is that Gasol and Bynum are not consistent. Ariza shows up once in a blue moon and Kobe does most of the work. Kobe can NOT have a bad day against those guys when Nuggets are playing at home if not 121-63 will repeat itself. The pressure on Kobe is just too much. I actually feel bad for the guy.

OH NO! We have too many Chelsea fans in the house. . . not another one
J/K - Congratulations FBS. I hope that child brings nothing but joy to you and your family.

JeSoul:
Reserve my space on the bandwagon jare I didn't expect the Celtics to even make it this far so no let down there. Besides I have been saying I don't want us to be the ones Cleveland embarrasses.

Orlando is not a strong team. They live and die by the 3pt shot and it happened to be falling like mad yesterday. When they face a very good defensive Cleveland so many of their deficiencies will be exposed.

Men I am jealous it seems people all around me are going home every second. Enjoy urself o jare and make sure you stop in to say hi to us

YAY! We're all together in this. I want Cavs to demolish Magic but that's more of a prayer than a wish. Orlando is not strong but Orlando can defend like crazy and that's my fear.
Of course I'll say hi - Do I have a choice? I miss y'all already
[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3883891#msg3883891 date=1242652320]Aww, I'm envious and jealous. Haven't been to the homeland in almost 2years. Have a safe trip to and fro and bring back whatever delicacy is in season; be it Sheri mangoes or roast agbado, akara and akamu or kuli-kuli and ekpa

Hmm, tell us more about this head-rooting trip to Naija. Does it involve any wine-carrying business as well??

Tanks you! A-yam very very greatfool. LOLL. Here's her e-appreciation as well. [/quote]LOL! - awwwww, it's already fun - no light and all, LOL! It's just cool and dandy and so different.
The head-rooting trip to naija is to figure out what I want to do with myself for the next year.
She's welcome.
@ Chiogo - You're definitely on our bandwagon! Yay! We're gonna have a Cavs party here if they beat Magic (who beat you, vengeance is sweet )

Bibanke - Asa

Why does A-40 support teams with ill-mannered individuals? I was minding my business doing busybody on yahoo when I saw this.

Mr. Harrison isn't going to Washington; Steeler spurns Obama
By Chris Chase

On Thursday, President Obama will welcome the Pittsburgh Steelers to the White House to honor the team for its recent Super Bowl victory. But, just like in 2006 when the Steelers had a post-title meeting with George W. Bush, defensive MVP (and Super Bowl hero) James Harrison won't be in attendance. But he has a good reason:
"This is how I feel -- if you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don't win the Super Bowl. As far as I'm concerned, he [Obama] would've invited Arizona if they had won."

[url]http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Mr-Harrison-isn-t-going-to-Washington-Steeler-?urn=nfl,163886[/url]

Should the goat not be honored? Hisssssssssssssssssssss. . . this is what happens when you feel you are more worthy than you actually are.

I just saw the scores and I have to say Sorry to my dear Celt-girls. Don't worry - we were not expecting either of our teams (except Lakers) to make it far into the finals. Now can everyone start helping me support Cavs?

JeSoul:
A-40, let him read it well well. Bynum is on a I-show-up-every-3-4 games-schedule  where was all that gra-gra in game 6? lol

 Moonstone, CONGRATS!!!   I'm sure you're ready to make ur mark on corporate america  .

I completely agree. I won't even lie. Bynum is not consistent. All the shout about him is because he does it once in a while.
Thanks girl! Make what mark on Corporate America? As I'm typing this - I'm waiting for my flight to Lagos. Myself and America don't mix very well. For now, I need to get my head rooted before working for anyone. I just need time to get myself ready for the work experience.
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3879680#msg3879680 date=1242565958]Lol oya back to basketball.[/quote]LOL!  

chiogo:
Haha, I agree. . .school is horrible. I have 13 more days till sign out. .19 till graduation!!!

@ Dr. Uche - congrats to your sibling as well.
LOL! Don't worry - you'll start missing High School when you're in college. It's very annoying how that happens. . . I graduated on Saturday and I'm beginning to miss the stupid place.

Cavs vs. Magic? Maybe Cavs will lose one, two _{or three games} . I don't expect them to sweep Magic and I'm praying that they will actually win these series. With that mutant that goes by the name of Howard, I hope Mo, James, Delonte West and Ilgauskas can put him under control.  

bawomolo:
hooray who is graduating among us

I just graduated today. YAY! Finally! School is horrible but I'll miss NOLA.
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3874942#msg3874942 date=1242425243]Naah i am always possessive some days more than others [/quote]LOL! I am not complaining sweetie

chiogo:
I am. . .class of '09. It's just high school. . .man, I got a long way to go.

Aww, this is too cute!!

@Moonstone, congratulations on your graduation!!! Mine is June 10th. . .I'm valedictorian. .can't wait.

You go girl! Ooooooh! Chiogo is one smart cookie.
I agree - it's too cute. As long as I'm invited to the wedding, I'll be very happy to help them celebrate that kinda love.
Thanks Girl! It was amazing.

JeSoul:
You guys are too awesome     it is never late jare thank you so much for the wishes, ese gan!   A-40 I don't mind at all, I'm mid-20  
Moonie, hope graduation plans are coming along okay    is it this weekend?
 lol . . . I know what you mean girl. I dunno if there's any real secret, I just really and honestly enjoy being with him and spending time with him. We're so opposite in personality, I guess it balances out lol. I'm good at reading pple i knew he was genuine from the start unlike the prior players who thot they could play but instead got played  

I just got back from the recognition ceremony and I'm so tired but I have another event tonight. Then tomorrow is the final day. . . I get my beautiful certificate after all the blood, sweat and tears.

I know what you mean! I'm so excited for you. . . I want IV when the time is right o!
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg3872949#msg3872949 date=1242402456]I am the only one allowed to call her that name lol
Another femme fatale in the building [/quote]Oh wow! Someone's being very possessive. Don't mind me - I love it. . . .

JeSoul:
Bawo I never thank you yet ese gan my brotha
Moonstone is in charge of the e-jollof and e-chicken complete with gulder/Star/palmy from the Dr himself

Definitely! I've sent them out already. . . Trust me to take care of my girls!

Warfy Boy:
Mr. Crackles

FBS

Shuo! Has Brash finally undergone sex change? Thank God o! We were beginning to get tired of his pretence.

FBS tooo? A girl? This is amazing

charles316:
na girls like u dey make pple say that all naija girls are bad.u dont want to reason with ur head but with ur cunt.go ahead

@thonia slim

how i wish u could make pple like moonstone think straight.

Dude, I don't know you, you don't know me. . . what part of this smiley - - don't you understand? The person I'm talking to knows I'm just looking for his trouble.
Come, do I know you? Did I offend you? Please o! Don't start judging me - this is NL, it's not real life so take a breather.
Guys like Pataki and A-40 know me too well to take my NL posts serious. . . I suggest you could do the same.

In reality, I think all y'all are hypocrites for condemning girls who are going to the show with bfs. Guys cheat on girls all the time, they just don't do it on TV so if you know you have cheated on a girl/guy before - please let it be.
A girl with common sense knows how to handle her life. It's a choice and it's her mistake to make. Y'all should let it be. If the bf wants to control her where-abouts, he should put a ring on her finger. If not - he should shut the **** up.

I am soooooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooooo late!
Sorry Jesoul I've been running up and down for grad - For this, I hope you get 3ce the amount of blessings that you deserve for your birthday.
[quote author=dr.ucheGoD link=topic=148652.msg3867100#msg3867100 date=1242309276]@Moonstone
I really liked that Fingerlicking gig. On seeing the place from the outside, my initial instinct was to 180 and bolt, but i'm glad i didnt. It had the feel of a typical Naija Buka (i even swatted at a few flies) but the food was actually good and not pricey at all (I had Isi-Ewu and Pounded yam/Egusi! hehehe). They even had the shayo holy trinity (Gulder/Star/Palmy). Will surely be BACK![/quote]Fingerlicking is awesome! LOL! Holy Trinity? LOL! Na wa oooooo!
The food is very good.

JeSoul:
lol, how did you know?    j/k  all the nba, nfl and mlb guys pale in comparison to handsome hunk I will be celebrating 5 yrs with on the 15th 

Awwwwwwwwww, That is so sweet.
I wish y'all luck - send me the IVs please. . . I wish I can emulate you - I usually get bored after 6 months.  You gotta teach me how.

Cristalz:
@doncaster
  Thanks. He started ''The Holy Trinity''.  .  .he praises 'Apache', calls him a ''beast'' all the time. Now all of a sudden 'cos he doesn't want to admit that Berba has got some commitment issues, Tevez is now an ineffective, headless chicken. Lovely.
  Now there's fact. If he put in more effort, he would surpass Ronny.

You're so right.
Now that I think about it - I blame our loss to Everton in FA Cup semi-final to that stupid Berbatov. Who kicks such a soft ball into the keeper?  
I just need him to harness that effort. No one is lazy like that on game day and for all that money, he better make it worth our while

Cristalz:
If Fergie taking Berba off for Tev was all about squad rotation, why didn't he also take Rooney or Ronaldo off for Tev that often? It's not a crime to admit simple facts.  .  .it won't kill you.
  Your only proof about Berba's class is the Spurs game.
When I watch a game, I know what I see. And the unshakable fact is that Carlos Tev is a harder worker than Dimitar Berbatov, though Berba is the more skillful player.

Correction - that was the only game that Berbatov played like a hardworking human being and he only played like that because everyone was abusing him. That's what gets me mad. We have now seen that Berbatov can play, why can't he continually be like that? My darling Tevez on the other hand, never fails to disappoint - I am yet to see him in a game that he doesn't hustle. In our game against wigan, I was searching for Berbatov. . . that's not the kind of profile that a high-ranked player like him should be keeping in a team like Man Utd. Everyone has gotta hustle. If Berbatov hustled half as much as Tevez does, no doubt he would be such an amazing player that might equal Ronaldo's effect if not surpass it.