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@ poster below my previous post, If I were you - I'd start moving slowly to Man U. . . where the real winners win big. Arsene is sitting down while they wanna snatch Toure from y'all with a team led by a disgruntled Fabregas. This should be quite interesting. I'm not losing any sleep but I'm sure you should be doing that.

@ Sukkie - I'm getting mine ASAP. . . can't wait.

ofokasibe:
krayola pls give moonstone part 2 . i am writing new diss for him now

Thank you o! Finally, someone is listening to my plea for more disses. Take your time guys - I just love funny disses. . .

@ Some People (Cough cough!) At least we've signed someone unlike some managers I know. . . .  

I just heard on Sky Sports news that Benzema is on his way to completion of a 4-yr 38m deal with Man Utd. . . we just might get another one pretty soon. Yay! Now I don't miss Ronaldo half as much. They might not be as good as he is but I think they can fit well in Man U squad.
I can't wait for more signings.

LOL! This is getting more interesting. Y'all never cease to disappoint me.
More Diss Tracks please! I don't even care where it comes from. . . I just want more.  

Pataki:
If I have to tell you, then I have take bath with y'all! Hey, nice idea though!!

With the present heat wave around, a cold shower together surely ignites the passion the more.

See this Joseph. Keep wishing o!

Secretz:
I missed you too ohhh, I fine sha.

No mind Pataki, he only going to bathe with his sponge tonight!

That's good to hear.
Are you answering him? He can't even rent a girl to shower with him not to talk of having one.

Secretz:
lol. Heyyyyyyyyyy moonstone, wetin? how you dey?

Hi darling! I missed you o! We no even see your break light again. I dey o! How you dey?

Secretz:
with who? ? ?

Yes o! With who?

Kai - this would cause trouble for us o! More women for men to continually mess around with and more women to pretentiously snatch husbands in form of house girls.


Forgetting all that - where will these girls go to? How many of them still have folks or have people who can help them out when they get here? How does the government hope to take care of these people. The people we have in this country, we can't take care of, how much more these fragile girls? Do they even have counsellors on stand-by to take these girls on?

Edo or not, the basic fact is that these are naija girls that have been emotionally dealt with and need to be treated with so much fragility and caution. How does Nigeria want to prepare for that possibility

Really? We finally landed someone? All these rumours were beginning to drive me nuts. . . . now I breathe a sigh of relief.
I suggest someone should go and steal all the money that Man City and Real Madrid are busy throwing around. How is it that the silly club can manage to bid for Eto'o and Ibrahamovic for such boisterous amounts of money? Kai! Anyway - too many cooks spoil the broth, at least that's what I'm hoping this will do.

Awwww, that's so cute - there's a following and all that. . . . . an entire new religion could start from this whole thing. We'd better start thinking up a name for this new religion.

Seriously, more diss tracks jare! I'm waiting patiently

tkb417:
Hell No
i choose where to read from.  .  .
even the pages youre talkin about has been refuted by Jackal

Now I think you're just trying to catch your own fun by being purposely blind to this stuff.
Whichever way. . . I need more diss tracks. That's what I want to gain out of this whole thing.  

The more I see the excuses, the more I'm convinced that it's all a load of crap.
All I need is more disses.  

tkb417:
story!!
He said he didnt steal the lines or cant u read again?

wait till hes proven guilty or na you be the prosecutor?
where are the exhibits for multiple cross examination.

Go to the previous pages.
Yes o - He's so noble that his word is final shey?
His lines are so good that it's only his lines other people steal?
Oh please! Coincidence - I think not.

Go to the beginning of the thread and put aside your rose-tinted glasses. . . that might help a lil'.

@ Krayola - you welcome.

tkb417:
take it with a pinch of salt
some more may invoke somebodys wrath so tread on the tarred roads not on mines

Una plenty.
All I'm saying is wake up and smell the coffee. . . most hated, most wanted or whatever does not make any difference here.
If any other person did this - I can only but imagine how NL would have suffered all kinds of generational curses streaming from everywhere possible. . . it's all good sha. It's people like Chamotex I pity. . . those who slave to get lines only to get shut down by bitten lines everywhere.  

Trust his loyal fans to show up and take this lightly. If this was any other person, these same guys would have been threatening fire and brimstone.
Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssss, NL cannot kill me with laughter

ofokasibe:
ok moonstone ,dont worry ibk aint corrupt, i purposely made sure nothing vulgar came outta her mouth, i even employed 6 bodyguards from nigeri delta to guard her during the studio session. she is my prrincess too.
plus know am the still the undisputed nairaland king of fun and creativity, lemme look for the instruction on how to do a nairaland track so that ur freind who can insult a lot will join us in nl str8 up.
we are even looking for more insultive bad mouthers to bury sauron this weekend.

No problem. Now I can trust you with her.
I'll send it to him so he can upload it and send it here ASAP.

MrCrackles:
At the rate this is going on, i might have to lay down a 6minute track and throw in a bonus by doing a collabo with Ibime and Krayola. . . . . .

Please Hurry up. . . . I got my cousin last night cracking up at Krayola's own.
Today - I want to laugh and I want to laugh well.

@Ofoka - that's good. I don't want anyone corrupting dear Ibk. As for my friend - he can abuse well and he has a British accent. He'll add flavour to the rap.

ofokasibe:
@moonstone
ok u wanna hear the ibkaye ft ofokasibe collabo abi? , that song is too dope, we even did anoda one last week sef, making 2 collabos , am just waiting for ibk she says she will give me go ahead to upload it after the sauron showdown.

sorry moonstone i didnt know A40 was ur nairaland husband, so deboski too hates sauron like this , sauron everyone wants to see u go down , i wonder how many names u will be able to mention in ur 200bars reply , by the time u mention ofoka 3 times , i am sure ur teeth will fokasibe yapa yapa lmfao

SAURON YOU ARE DONE FOR ! AS IN YOU ARE FINISHED !

I'm waiting o! Why is dear tiny Ibk doing in a collabo? Make sure she doesn't cuss o! If not we'll fight.  
It's all good. . . . we're cool
Ofoka - it's a guy.
@ latest revelation, is there no end to this? Ah ahn! This is getting quite pathetic o! I feel we should start making moves to involve EFCC. Seriously.  

ofokasibe:
i think i am falling in love with moonstone ! she is making sauron cry a lot! these are gurls sauron used to lie for before he drinks small milk from their breast. now moonstone wouldnt even allow him see her nipple,. i luv moonstone  

Ofokasibe, you're not serious at all! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. . .

No one needs me to cry o! The way I see it, I'm the most subtle one of y'all here. At least I've not gone off to release any tracks like the rest of you. Anyway, hurry up and release your collabo. I need to laugh and I need to laugh well. I have a friend who can join in too.  

@ Debosky, thank you.

JeSoul:
My bad sister, I retract I no wan spoil further. The other day bunch of friends & I were having bible study on campus and 2 lovebirds forgot to close their window/curtains on the first floor in full view from our lounge area. We had front seats to lol
Yes oh. I think he's done as an 'impact player' in the NBA. He can certainly help another team . . . cheerleading from the bench

CHEI! JESOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talk true o! You timed your bible study to suit that particular event, shey? Whichever way, I hope it was easy enough to keep those images in a private section of your brain o! LOL! Talk about free show.

TMac is no longer the hinge of Rockets as it used to be back in the day. Now he's totally optional to Rockets. They even had better stats without him on the court. I think that's when Star players begin to know that they are stomping on thin ice. When a team can do way better without you on the court.

LMAO! This is so hilarious. . . At this rate, Metasin better become an NLer this instant.

I feel this story should make City People/Global Excellence.

JeSoul:
lol . . . . thanks for sparing us the details  with dis una 9-month project make my eyes see no evil and my ears hear no evil
The shelf life on TMac is already expired. I don't see him making any meaningful impact to help any contender to the promised land.

Ah ahn! How would you call such an amazing beauty evil?

TMac is expired ke? I hope he won't be so easily discarded as he has made quite an impact in the past. Who knows - he might be more useful in his older, more fragile age. LOL!

I can do so depending on the level of my relationship with that bf but with spouse - YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can swear this thread gets funnier everytime I sign back on.

Whichever ways, I'll probably come back on later tonight when I'm less busy and read the entire thread in detail.
Krayola is very hilarious and I would happily help spread the music vibe around.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg4112490#msg4112490 date=1246365250]Ok Ma i solemnly swear to change ma approach and become a little more discreet this time

That Rockets franchise is cursed how would they ever win a ring if they can't get Yao and T-Mac fit at the same time?? Artest must be having a heart attack right now and last time i checked i think he was a free agent[/quote]Thank you sir. . . you better keep it on the DL before Jesoul kicks us out of here.

As for Yao - I feel bad for the dude. They are even hoping that he might be back at the end of next season and they speculate it could be much longer than that. The guy is not young enough to survive a season sitting out. . . he needs to work hard. T-Mac's contract will expire soon and with health being a problem - I feel horribly bad for him. . . his worth is about to go down DRASTICALLY without Yao to help him . . . that is if he can play b-ball himself.

Woman Like Me - Beyonce.

Krayola, that was flipping hilarious . That's going on my iTunes ASAP. . . . I can't wait for the collabo. Please fly in all of them quick quick. . . 

@ A-40, darl be nice. . . Stitches ke? ah ahn .

JeSoul:
A-40 and Moonstone - get a room    . . . oh my bad you're already in one 
My sister I dey o jare    busy with work but about to go on vacation  Hows the homeland treating you? hope you've been having a blast and not getting too dark with all that sunshine 
Yeah NFL season will soon be up and running and we'll return to the regularly scheduled yabbing and smack talking 

Magic will need more than just Vince carter. Their offensive 'strategy' was simply to shoot their opponents out of the building, they need more than just more offense.

LOL! You're crazy. I was just messing around with dear A.
I missed you too o! That's why I was asking. I am trying to have fun here and all that. I can't get tried of naija at all and funny enough, i'm darker in America. . . Yes oooo! Smack talking and all that.

@ A-40, why don't you just spill our entire secret stash on NL? You might as well tell them about upcoming nuptials and all.

sinceerr:
b.t.w I am she

LOL! The most banned member of NL in the flesh. . . na wa.

sinceerr:
O gini J-girl we know u aint really sauron's fan but behave urself oooooo
This is WAR

ah ahn! who told you that? I'm a fan of Justice o!
What kinda war? I'm not on anyone's side o!

@ krayola, I take it back - I know who sinceerr is.

@ Sinceerr, if you're who i think you are. . . you're not normal. LOL!

eldee:
Of course I'm with Jackal till he's prove guilty

No one has brought any hardcore evidence

Are you blind? Did you not see that post? Ah ahn! What else do you need?
I trust you now. . . innocent until proven guilty.

sinceerr:
We sure will
But if anyone knows his YIM, make una buzz him
We need to hear from him, even if he did bite those lyrics . . . . . . i dont really care
He still reamins one on my fav nler . . . . . cant wait for him to defend himself

LOL! This is crazy.

sinceerr:
You want seun to ban me again

Ah - later then. . . you'll reveal yourself.
Lay your case with Eldee. . . and prepare

sinceerr:
True . . . very unlike him not to be online
but im still on his side

I am now convinced you're an old user, who are you? Reveal thyself!

sinceerr:
Im also on sauron's side . . . . .

LOL! You can join him now!