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FBS:
moonstick, you are back? missed you sha,
whether you pips like it or not, the sky will ALWAYS be blue.

Of course I'm back . . . me too. I needed to see a chelsea fan cry today. I guess you were right on schedule. So do you want my Man U towels to cry on?
The sky was blue today but for some reason, the football field was very red. At least you can always cry.

Did y'all see Mourinho at the stadium? He was looking very well. They beat his former team right there. I'm sure he was satisfied that he was missed.

dayokanu:
Man Utd are criminals. This is DISPORTIONATE RESPONSE and TRANSFERRED AGGRESSION!!!!

It was Benitez that spoke and Its LFS that gets the brushing this is Unfair We shouls report to Court of Arbitration on Sport.

This is only a game no be war.

LOL! Do you want to file a complaint on behalf of Chelsea? This is our way of showing Liverpool that we are a team that does not need favor to win. We have pure skills and talents.

tubabie:
yes, yes yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssred all the way.

Yeah girl! I think we left our mark on Chelsea today. That's so cool

Sorry Mykali, do you want my Manchester United towels to wipe your tears with today?

I'm going to use this opportunity to sympathize with all the Chelsea fans. Good game. My fave part was when Drogba failed to come in contact while he had the chance. The thing just went in between his legs . . . that was hilarious. A part of me tells me that he really wanted Man U to win.  

Unfortunately it was a RED day today. . . Hope y'all enjoy your blue skies. . . especially you FBS.  

Wow - We beat them 3 - 0. I was truly expecting 1 - 0 or 2 - 1. This is wayyyyyyyyyyyy better. Good job to Ronaldo (even though he had some uncharacteristic passes today), Rooney, Vidic and Berbatov.

I can't believe it either!!!!!!! I loooooooooooove my Man UTD!

3 - 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOYOSI20:
Aint that the truth too, i say they keep it rolling too, what say u??

Yes girl! I guess 2009 has more for us. I'll start praying for that.
Treetop, I might ask you to put that up every now and then, that will make us very happy.

HeatFusion:
Don't worry about that

@DZ
stop hating me, I didn't do anything to you
But I'll keep Dayo as bootycall
Sorry, but I want 3

You can't have 3.

LOL - Stephen you are that good. I'm sure you've started praying for heat fusion.

Ibkaye, I'm still sowing my wild oats for now. . . I'll let you know when I'm ready

TOYOSI20:
@ Moonstone,

Just caught me self, like i was like hyperventilating and stuff, he fine tho,

Girl, I know what you mean. I had no idea that I was getting that much eye candy today.

HeatFusion:
Lord is answering my prayer. Bringing fine men to NL, not the regular jagbajantis ones

@J-girl
Why can't I marry 3 men?
Put H202 on th elist too

AMEN!
NO WAY! Choose one! Who do you want in that register?

HeatFusion:
Na, he is HAUT. He is the kind that can be rude and still get away with it

Girl , he's seeing all this. You should not let him see this now!
Do you want me to change it from david to treetop. That prayer is very workable.

Ibk - You don't want me to put you in the register for babies?

Treetop20:
ok madame, i was having a laugh earlier though
i certainly did not mean it like that

Lol - i know that. . . Thanks for proving that though

Yeah. . . it was fun getting back with him. We were freer than we used to be.
And no - it did not work. He's my ex for a very solid reason.

TOYOSI20:
LIke OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HeatFusion:
Dayuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Okay girls. . . enough drooling.

Treetop, that doesn't mean you are too hot for NL. It just means you're hot enough to call yourself hot.

HeatFusion:
ON A SECOND THOUGHT, I'M VERY VERY SINGLEEEEEEEEEE

Dayummmmmmmmmmmm

Ashawo! pick your jaw off the floor!


Ibk - no wahala then. Let us know when the baby comes.

Treetop - DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! Okay, boy, you is foine!
I take it back - you are that hot. Muscles, bedroom eyes, - they're coming for you.

HeatFusion:
@J-girl
Who is single?

abeg, help me ask him

He's putting it up . . . hopefully and you are very single!
I'm putting you in my register.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=216943.msg3325496#msg3325496 date=1231623323]https://emoticons4u.com/sad/1012.gif Might as well, whats there to be ashamed of https://emoticons4u.com/sad/1012.gif

Can you please put Tumfulu and Busy_body on the register https://emoticons4u.com/sad/666.gif[/quote]Aunty mi, you and Tumfulu ke? :oI want nice nieces o! I need them to speak a language that I can comprehend, please!

StephenP:
Your body language tells me you are still looking for that one thing. Come now before it's too late.

Where's Tope and DaPhoenix?? This year mustn't go by without me praying for them.

I'll put you in my prayer too.
You need to discard the spirit of lust from within.
I don't need you to lay hands on me o.
Get behind me, O ye spirit of lust!

Treetop - that would be very nice! Tell me when you put it up.

Ibk - na wa! You are fine with that man.

ibkaye:
@J-girl
Mschew! You see, you have 'many', it's best to have only one

Really? Why one? There are so many. . . so many. . . I might as well help out now!

Treetop20:
stop kidding yourself

With this mouth, I think you need proof. The only person here that can say he's hot without me kicking too much dust is StephenP. Any other has to show proof.

Who else needs me to register them. I am having a prayer session tonight.

dayokanu:
Many what??

Just one small hurdle for you, You have to be screened by Toyosi. SHe is the only sista I trust

Many options

I agree - Give us Proof, Treetop. Let's see how "hot" you think you are.

Missy B:
J-Girl . . .help advertise ma agency O.
my Gurls and Guys are still waiting. She is taken!

Taken by what? Abeg jare - you're veryyyyyyyyyy single!

Heatfusion, married to what? Abeg jo! You're very single in my book - no oruka on your finger.

Treetop20:
trust me, i know what i am on about

Oh wow, When you kneel to pray, I suggest you pray that you meet a girl like those girls. They are too hot for you not the other way round!

DK - you're bribing your way into me? LOL! That's impressive

Ibkaye, I have many - I don't need to be jealous of yours

StephenP:
Please my mission this year isn't to get married but to help these women find true happiness [size=2pt]under my sheets[/size]

You are not a good pastor at allllllll. Don't let me pray for thunder to faya you o!

ibkaye:
Chai, don't let my husband hear you say that o

LOL - you and this imaginary man sef!

Treetop20:
i'm too hot for a lot of you lot

Oh no he DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen Heatfusion? MissyB? Ibkaye?
I bet they are too hot for you. . . I'm only being nice by asking them to dream of considering you

LOL - heatfusion, I will start firing prayers now. Since we're both on the gulfcoast, you should recieve them shortly[quote][/quote]

ibkaye:
C'mon sharrap, can't you see my ring?

That fake rubberband? Don't worry Yicob has registered for you both. I'm sure he'll give you actual metal.

Treetop20:
lol

Is this your way of asking us to pray for you too?
Or are you looking for MissyB's Pimping agency?

@ heatfusion - I loooove that reply!
Heat, we will fight o! Don't let me change from davidylan to Tumfulu!

Chamo loves you - I have the IV here. It has both your names on it. I'm using it as a point of contact to pray for you both

ibkaye:
Yicob tani? He is already married and so am I, to different people of course

Even just finished spending quality time with my dear hubby, ahhh

Yicob is the one for you. . . take my word for it.

StephenP:
Where are the females who need prayers? Come to my room, let me lay my hands on you

Look at this fake pastor! Stephen P, why is your name not here? Should I start praying on my own for you. I am getting ready to attend your own wedding as well.

ibkaye:
Singles huh? Bleh

When I was having my quiet time today, I saw you and Yicob in perfect holy matrimony. You better start preparing.

Dayokanu - who is giving me out to you? Are you paying them?

Heatfusion - e pele o! Won't you register you and Davidylan here? Let me begin to pray for you.

Chamo and MissyB too should be in our prayers. . . They are scheduled to get married in November.

JeSoul:
lol . . . all they have to do is win win and win and I'm sure you'll petition Seun to change your tag quick quick
Girl for real oh, before I started smacking on ur boys, I picked them prior to the season to win the West and they started putting me to shame with that start. I know they're young, the thing is they were so much better last yr one woulda expected them to be even better after spending a whole season together n acquiring heads like Pose. Anways we shall see. . .

LOL! Yeah - i'll ask for that. I love my Hornets jo! LOL - you know they are trying. We acquired veterans this time and that makes me happy. No more young 'uns. At this rate, I'm thinking of sending you a bouquet of flowers apologizing to you. Celtics are making me (a non-Celtic fan) want to hide my face in shame . It's all good though the Cavs are good.

Lai Lai - Cavs and Lakers ke? I would rather see any other team apart from the Lakers and the Spurs get to the finals. You people have done enough.

A friend of mine in school does not like EPL, NBA, NFL, Hockey, Cricket, icehockey or any kind of sports. He can play football but he just isn't into sports at all.
The day I found out, I really began to see him in a skirt in my mind. I just find it difficult to see that kind of person as a man especially a Nigerian one. I am not even asking him to like football. Just like one kind of sports.

After watching this pathetic spectacle, Stoke is my new underdog team. They dealt with Arsenal like no other and now Liverpool.
The only thing that will make this weekend even better is us beating the crap out of Chelsea at SB.

pc guru:
Pray for me.so that by 29 i for don marry. My wife must be a nairalander(earthmama,ebony-silk),or even blissfulnaughty(if she ever becomes straight) oya pray

AMEN! Please take them off our hands abeg.I'll start praying right away.

dayokanu:
Moonstone, We are both single na why don't we double up?

Ask me again in a year's time. I need you to get over Toyinrayo first. I am not usually the rebound girl.

Trooe, you don't like me at all but when I find the one, I'll add my name to the register ASAP.

Missy B:
What other fellowship is there than those who are single mingling?
As for pimping . . . Get ready!! Anybody who drops £5000 on your head is getting you.
I'm tired of keeping you in the house. You must marry.

Missy B, where's your name in the list? Register now so I can start praying for you O!

Chei, you are not pimping me. . . I am not for sale. Go and love-vendor Toyinrayo

Busybein, I will add you to this register o! And pray for you and PlayahP to be married. . . single or not.

Ibkaye and Yicob - Oya - e bere adura! Let us pray well for this union.

earTHMama:
Are you going to die tying gele?. Are you not tired of tying gele? Don't you want friends to tie gele for you?

I am not ready to have my friends tie gele for me yet. I'm still exploring, sowing my wild oats besides He's not ready yet.

I think we should add Yicob to that list. He's a serial crusher. He need to tie the knot.

ibkaye:
Wish kini

You wish you had a spouse.

Missy B:
Please all applications must be submitted to me.
I have cute gurls and guys for those searching.

This is not an avenue to start your biz of pimping, Missy B.
This is a fellowship over singles and unmarried.

Ibk, you wish!