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My own is that i must tie gele this year. . . Ah ahn! All these supposedly-single, vibrant and wonderful people on Nl with no marriages? I tire.
Abeg make una register o!
When it's 2012, if I am still on NL and unmarried, I might do just that.

Osisi, you will not kill me with laughter.

earTHmama, you're on my list then. y'all should just pray along with me. Pataki is not a P.I.M.P.

[quote author=*osisi* link=topic=216943.msg3322170#msg3322170 date=1231537014]Our father and God, we bring earthmama before you.
She is ripe and ready for marriage.
I pray that she gets her heart desire
I also know she loves Igbo men
I pray that you bless her with a handsome,God fearing and professional Igbo man with a good credit score
In Jesus's name[/quote]AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing unless he disrespects me by laying his hands on me.

I am asking people to pray along with me. As for Pataki, why not? Ah ahn! He's a good guy now! Do you think any of them would voluntarily put their names? I just need them to leave certain girls alone especially on NL

[quote author=*osisi* link=topic=216943.msg3322140#msg3322140 date=1231536428]Even the ones wey engagement don pass 2 years,we want to pray that they make it to the altar
One should not answer fiance/fiancee for more than 24 months[/quote]KAI! Na wa osisi! How many of them do you know like that?

As it is my fashion to be the instigator. . . let me help some people put their names here. I've already started praying on my own but please join me to pray for the following:

1. Sillyboy
2. Dayokanu
3. Tkb
4. Trooe (already on her way, I just want her to hurry up so I can pick my aso ebi).
5. Pataki

. . . I still have more but I have tried for now.
If some of them get married, they will stop abusing me.

_{Some people will curse me tire after they see this.}

It's like this - Manchester United has not been playing too well in the most recent times but they will step it up a notch. Hopefully they will disgrace chelsea enough to subdue them on the table in the future.
Like RuuDie said, it's going to be a RED SUNDAY.

LOL! This is so funny.
Poor Messi is just looking for trouble or something?
It's not a big deal jare. As long as Messi cannot kick Ronaldo out of soccer, we are cool with that.

What da heck? Benitez should stop gulping that hatorade. I don't know why he's so bothered. His team is doing well enough and I think he should be more focused on that than attacking his counterpart.

A-40, post any stupid clip and I'm sending 5 grenades to you
I'm allergic to all this hating jare!

HornetStone Grin Grin Grin
you guys are getting better though, I give you that, after starting 8-7 or something like that. Though I smack on the Rockets, if they were all healthy (physically & mentally) at the right time, they can challenge ANY team in the west. The thing is the Hornets have not be consistent, I need to see more before my faith is renewed in them . . . not forgetting I picked them to win the west this year at the start of the season Angry they have just disgraced calling skills Cool

LOL! Now you make me wanna change from Moonstone to Hornetstone. I love that sooooooooooooooo much . We are trying really well. Rockets are so out of it and that's the best thing ever. I agree Hornets have not be consistent but they are doing well for a young team. Why does everyone forget how the Hornets are so young? We are not veterans like Lakers, Spurs, Rockets, Mavs or even Celts.

As for your wonderful celtics, I really hope they continue this losing streak for another 4 games, then I'll consider the East almost as interesting as the West. You need to listen to me more. I said they would crash and burn but did you answer me? Noooooooooooo! It's all good. This is a part of the game.

Candace is pregnant? Awwww. . . saw her on tv a lil while ago. She looked so good.

OgidiBoy:
You know I will always vote you number one as the girl with the best a$$ on NL. Sometimes I just wish you would give some of your secrets to some of these fat chic I see everywhere.

Lol - we'll talk later. I can't laugh enough . . . thanks though .

H2O2:
Moonstone, SeanT, and Toyinrayo can learn so much from you. I wish you could mentor them, honestly.
They don't' even agree that cheating can occur on accident. Can you imagine

Go see my first reply peroxide! I said it was a contributor but y'all turned this into an ugly war.

Treetop20:
amen to that
you will wait until you are 50

good luck to you then

thanks

SeanT21:
If a man loves a women uncoditional,He will look at no one else but her!!

true

OgidiBoy:
I thought you was my girl anyways can I show the fellows on here how cute your ass is. I love the pics you posted last year.

You and those pics. . . you will have to show them to me one of these days.  
I told you I don't do welfare now!

Whichever way, I find this very hilarious. I need to show it to my defensively-endowed friend.
Very soon they will say big boobs cause an increase in flexibility.

Treetop20:
how do you know this?
because he has self-control to turn down your friend before you married him
what about 10 years from now? you can never know these things
women do not tend to think ahead. only take it one day at a time
and pray he doesn't cheat. that is all you can do sweetie

The truth is that there are always signs and because most of us are in love, we tend to ignore them. I won't ignore those things.
There are ways you study a man. If during marriage he decides to cheat, that's his cup of tea. Once I notice, we'll have a long talk.

H2O2:
Nothing wrong with wanting a babe that is petite and sophisticated jere

Oh you are getting on my nerves . . . are you saying a big woman can't be sophisticated?

OgidiBoy:
J abeg no vex, I don't know what got to me tonight. You know how much I love that tight ass of yours right

Lol - I know better than to vex over this. I think your girl must have messed up this evening. Just don't take it out on us.

Treetop20:
there are men out there that won't cheat
Nigerian men included

That's needle in a haystack.

H2O2:
Your husband is some perfect man you keep imagining in your head. Best face your reality!

Reality, i won't marry a man with no self control.

busybein:
u dey mind am

I'm sure his babe is fat,all this one na talks

he's not usually like this. I think H2O2 has injected him with some woman bashing today.
Big Ikebe is good for child-bearing. That much I know. Anything else. . . wow! I think all this is because he can't find one with the right dimensions.

OgidiBoy:
Abeg make una no vex, I just prefer skinny girls to fat girls is that a crime

Prefer them all you want but you don't have to put down bigger girls to make your preference seem like the gospel truth.

I already know my husband won't be this way cos he'll know the kind of rubbish I can take.

OgidiBoy:
Not only that, can you imaging how much it would cost to feed a fat chic these days.

Dude! You are crossing the line. Not all women who are big there eat like pigs!
What is wrong with you today? AH ahn!

SeanT21:
Leave the room
Stop looking at her
turn the porn off,etc!!

For where? It will take rocket science to figure out how that can be done o! Guys are weak. When they talk this way, it makes me realize that more.

H2O2:
Oh gosh  

Yes. Cos y'all are controlled by a small part of your body, a lower part. I can't help but think that that little man breaks people up.

H2O2:
 
I'm saying once i gets hard it becomes the "BRAIN", and this brain only knows how to do one thing.

It becomes the brain? Oh gosh! Now you're telling me your privates control your cheating abilities. Oh gosh!

H2O2:
I didn't say privates! I specifically said D I C K! you have no idea what this testosterone thing does to the male

You have no idea what estrogen does to women. Mood swings? Hot flushes? A lot. That thing messes us up!
Testosterone is absolutely not that bad.

When it gets hard, go to your girl or get some lotion. Don't go around spreading your seeds, planting babies!

H2O2:
Look at you people.  If you had a privates for a day you would understand.

I don't have your privates but I have urges. Somehow, I still don't cheat. Explain that if women are supposed to like sex more.

Treetop20:
no i am not
saying it from my prospective
it isn't easy being a man

hmmmm it's not easy being a woman too and having to realize your man might be sleeping with other women because he's not satisfied with you.

ztyle:
# Moonstone - they can't win us in this thread, let's pause and watch them  

mind you "Only Cheaters make noise"  

Lol - thank you jare!

Treetop20:
both
that oh Bleep moment is a very terrible feeling

some girls do not know how to tie a man up
some suck at it. it is not for everybody

You seem to be an expert at cheating. Tell me what happens when you realize you're about to cheat on your woman.

Treetop20:
it is all about the orgasm at this point
you are not thinking straight
once you get off then the scale falls off your eyes
like it did paul

LOL! Morogo. What removed the scale? the fact that you just betrayed a loved one or the fact that you were so into another girl?
Sean, I'm tired. My next excuse for doing anything is that the guy is not understanding.

LOL - really? H2, confess!

Treetop20:
it doesn't take anything to cheat
like it can happen in a millisecond
from kissing to ripping the clothes off
to moaning and groaning and after
"what the Bleep have i done"?

Oh no HE DIDN'T!
Sex is not that easy to have!
Dang, dude!
It's more than that.
That's a stupid excuse.
Were you in a trance during the moaning and groaning?
I don't believe sex cannot be stopped. It can be stopped at ANY stage.

H2O2:
And let's not talk about those girls that cuff you to the bed.  

Ummm Dude, do you need a moment?
Have you been raped that way?

H2O2:
but it can happen accidentally, like sex.

How is it that an accident comprises of one member of a guy's body guiding itself into another girl's body part?

Ztyle - tell them abeg. Please be on our side

H2O2:
Moon,

You said kissing is alright.  Don't you know kissing is cheating too?  How many women get wet off kissing, or just fantasizing about other men in their minds?  don't think any man would appreciate some random dude making his woman wet.

Do not get me wrong - Kissing is not alright but it is SOMETIMES a legitimate excuse. I wouldn't kiss another man if I had a bf. I consider it disrespectful.

H2O2:
Body no be wood.
Couple that with the problems the man is having with his lover.  He doesn't feel appreciated by her, she keeps pushing him away, and the killer is if the seductress approaches him when he's sexually frustrated.  Abeg man go blow steam o

Body no be wood but if a man is getting all that and more from his lover, what is he looking for? Most men are just selfish and not understanding.

H2O2:
LOL Moonshow,
You know me, I don't cheat. And we both know the devil wears prada

I know you don't cheat so I don't understand why you are supporting the dogs that DO cheat.

sillyboy:
" A good Bleep is not meant for one girl"

Note. . . .: its a quote.

Oh really? Well a good lay is not meant for one guy either!
Note. . . it's a modification of that quote.  

H2O2:
  Thank you jare ma bru
Mooning is a known misandrist.

Dude you are testing me!  
Are you looking for justification on why you should cheat too?
Men can hide. I know married men in my community (NIGERIAN) that are masking as single guys to get girls. Who do you blame then? The unsuspecting ladies or the possessed, married, self-destructive buffoons?

SeanT21:
how about~~~

She kissed me first
After we had sex,I felt nothing.
I don't know what I was thinking

Thank you jare!
Those are the best ones. Because she kissed them first, they must continue to term
After sex, I felt nothing - During sex, what did they feel?
I don't know what I was thinking - Obviously they are possessed. Exorcism is the best.

H2O2:
Moonblock,
No man is above temptation.

Oh nice names. . .  
I didn't say any man is above temptation. I just hate silly excuses like "I was drunk" or "She came on to me". Since when did guys become puppets?