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[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=214081.msg3301637#msg3301637 date=1231034739]hehe
girl i dnt thnk u want a guy, i think u want a saint cox guys these days have one or more of the above qualities
_{did u just say u still have more} [/quote]LOL - Girl, I've become particular. My experiences of the last two years have taught me to know exactly what I want. The last thing I want is another mistake. I want a saint-like guy. Is that so hard to come across? They asked me for my peeves. I know there's no guy who's perfect but any guy without any of those things up there has me under his thumb for as long as possible.

@ tope, I'm coming o! I'm still compiling the book.

See this spineless thing! In the first place, how did you ask her to move in?
When you're asking her to move out, are you trying to break up with her? If so, break up with her once and for all. If not, just tell her you need your space. Either way, consider yourself very very single.

I'm sorry to say this o but if you're short, you probably are overconfident. Short guys have this overwhelming overconfidence that makes me laugh. . . I'm so sure of it.

Toyinrayo - Happy New Year. . . may your olofofo grow in abundance . What's your New Year Resolution?

I'm thinking - EYE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did H2O2 just say smoking? Morogo - I won't talk here

As for the topic, there are many of them. . .
1. I can't stand immature guys. . . the idea of a guy who can't be a man disgusts me
2. I can't stand lies
3. I can't stand pretence
4. I can't stand unfaithfulness
5. I can't stand half-heartedness, it's all or nothing - I don't do leftovers
6. I can't stand disrespectful guys
7. I can't stand whining - men do it a lot
8. I can't stand stupidity - I need a man with sense
9. I can't stand drunkards - he has to be in control at all times
10. I can't stand smoking
11. I can't stand a guy who has no ambition
12. I can't stand an unserious guy who's too unserious

I still have more though. . .

dayokanu:
Ask Toyin and she would tell you.
H202 are you helping me to love Toyin too?

I have heard you.
As for all of you sharing Toyin, una plenty. H2O2 is the strongest contender though.

LadyT:
Moonstone just request a massive bank account. Find yourself a fine ass young hotrod who will ravish you till your hearts content.

When Grandad wants to come and have his way drug yourself so you don't remember.

Shop. Eat and shop some more also shop aboard London is good nice and expensive take lover boy with you.

Repeat cycle

That easy? I want them competing to cook for me and competing for time in bed o!
I want them arguing over who gets to give me money and all the works. . . such wonderful dream.

Shortage of which yeye dogs. . . Y'all should not rile me up 2 days to the new year abeg.

H2O2:
Aje ke yesterday, omo ku leni, tani ko mo pe aje to ke yesterday lo kill omo.

It's a way of life

Aje yen o se kini kankan. Omo yen lo ku fun ara e.
It's a good way of life. . . .I'm going to bed now. By the time I wake up, you'll probably still be here trying to convince Toyin to marry you.
_{*she loves you though, a lil birdie told me*}

just 4th wife? - Hisssssssssssssssssssss- I even thought #10 or something. I wish them many happy returns. That girl is to pretty to be pimped this way. I hope they last long though.
Polyandry is something i'm thinking of meself. It must be as lucrative as these guys make it sound.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213165.msg3287402#msg3287402 date=1230678987]The day that you, sisikill, and busybody will stop bring me up when you start conversing with H202 will be the day.

Do you guys not get it

The dude has a girl at home and y'all dey fall in love with him. I can't share plzzzzzz o. [/quote]Whatever toyin. . . You have a man, he has a woman - perfect cover up. We know you're the woman and he's the man. Capisce!

H2O2:
I answered yes to the question. I have pushed away many girls in my lifetime.

Oh really? Love must be very easy for your type to discard then. Guys like you can push girls away in a nanosecond.

H2O2:
God commanded you to love your enemies.

You are not my enemy. You are just parallel to me cos we can never agree on anything.
So have you answered the q yet or not?
Can you control how you're falling in love with Toyin?

H2O2:
Hahaha . At least you said yeah.

Lol - you wish. I don't know why you're in a state of denial like this.
Just say you love me. . . it's much better for you okay?
At least you can't control the love when it comes to me

H2O2:
moonstone has fallen in love with my misogyny

Yeah and pigs are flying vehemently all over the world . So over confident.

chika98:
Dayokanu?

They have given my Chika98 a guy for me? Na wa.

busybein:
may God have mercy on this railway workers on this thread

infact all of u should go get new ids because I'm reporting y'all to seun,expect ur ban

Our queen of it all . . .

Missy B:
You sure Kan't run from me and ye know it.
Goodnight gurls. . . . I'm hitting the sheet.

Good night darl

dayokanu:
@Moonstone,

Baton Rouge or new orleans? Create space for moi but with Toyins approval.

Shots of testosterone would just make them grow hairs and their chest and deepen their voices can't change their attitude

New Orleans. Space is created based on testimonials.
It does not make them manly but it at least fools them into thinking they are men and they try to live up to what they think
Toyin, when you're doing something bad, how won't you hide from me?

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213165.msg3287126#msg3287126 date=1230675707]J-girl, is this how your man treats you[/quote]My man treats me like Royalty o! I don't know where all these omo iya alatas are coming from.

dayokanu:
@Moonstone,
Houston is play ground for moi.

Moonstone, There is enough for all. Forget about the taken part Toyin too is taken but she still has a little space for moi.

All those London NL dudes should be banned. They can't take care of j-girl who is just on a visit? How do they now hope to take GOOD care of a woman for life?

@Toyin, why not Colorado or Lousiana?

Same as me - I go there at least once every month.
Oh so you want me to create space? They should not be banned, they should be given shots of testosterone. . . it's all good though, I had my daddy taking care of me.
You're smart jare. . . all the way to NM - don't mind that trouble maker.

@ topic, I'm beginning to wonder if love is that selective.

Missy B, how are you dear? I don't know why they banned my Ebony again.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213165.msg3287106#msg3287106 date=1230675180]That's what I thought, New Mexico? lol, heheh, nevermind jare

tele tele nko? ojebi to aggravated [/quote]LOL - NM ke? You hate me this much. Use your imagination jare!
Enu e ti fe ooooo! Kai - do I blame this on DK

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213165.msg3287085#msg3287085 date=1230674920]lmao!! calm down, mami. You're not taken because I said so

You live in Texas? [/quote]LOL - Imagine? I was not aggravated.
I live close to TX but not TX.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213165.msg3287012#msg3287012 date=1230673863]Lol wetin take you go London? Couldn't 4 Play come to your side?

Come back to what? your snow buried car? your cold, stormy weather? [/quote]I don't know o!. I miss my sweet, depressing US joooooo! My side does not see snow at all so i miss it.

dayokanu:
Moonstone,
Shame on all those NL noisemaking dudes in London. Sharon, Chamo, 4play and co can't they just take good care of a sister visiting their territory?

LOL! For where? Who told you they are that useful? I'm coming back to my territory jare.

Toyin, I will cuss you for your 419-ness. Do not recommend me to anyone jare. I'm very taken.

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213165.msg3286939#msg3286939 date=1230672197]Moonstone, I can't lie to you oh, I missed your wahala. Hope you're aiight [/quote]I missed you too. . . that's why i ran back online . London wahala is too much for me jare. By next week, i'm back in my comfort zone to disturb you in style

*Toyinrayo, DK and H202 - do I sense a menage-a-trois?

@ topic, You can control who you fall in love with to a certain extent. Sometimes, it's hopeless.

dayokanu:
Beach volleyball should be made compulsory in all high school and colleges.

Moonstone, You can do yours indoors with chamotex watching

LOL - Moonstone and bikini do not go together at all.
I want Dk in a construction uniform
I want 4play in a mailman uniform
I want Ogetogeo in a Surgeon's uniform so we can have a competition.

dayokanu:
I can imagine Moonstone, Karmamod, ebony , Hauwa, still water and busybein in beach volleyball attires

ebony, Ki zo ki rungomeni

You want to be blind. . . Moonstone, bikini and sun do not go together.

4play, I will be watching you. . . the day you slip, i'll be there to say "I told you so"

4 Play:
Woman abuses? Haba, the way you write am, person go think say it involves unzipping my fly. Just a bit of fun at the expense of our women, have stopped it though.  

You have not stopped anything yet. The kind of insults y'all hurl at these poor NL girls are very serious. I am pitying them daily. If you change, that will reduce my effort to convert all Nl girls to good guys. . . so i'm waiting eagerly to observe that change.

4 Play:
Prepare the sacrifice already, nothing denigrating will be typed on my keyboard ever again.

You know what? If you stop your woman abuses, i'll actually pretend to stop mine

Ebony, I don't know where Dayo is o! Last i knew, he was out chasing you.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=212154.msg3276531#msg3276531 date=1230427238]Yes o, 4 Play as the sacrifice. . . .I'll finally know the color of his guts. yummy[/quote]Ewoooooooooooo! this pikin don kill me. Ebony, you don reach dia too? What attracted you to him? His Naija police uniform?

4 Play:
@Morenike

I say, ''HOLD IT RIGHT THERE''!!!!!  


New year resolution, no more attacks on Naija women, though it's quite clear I was pulling you guys legs.

Jesus is coming very soon! For where? I will ask Ebony to give a sacrifice to Sango if you keep that up

dayokanu:

Uncle, na wetin do ya eye? I won't expose you o! Just turn back and go out  

Okay men in Lawyer uniforms are so NOT sexy. For one, they have gowns and wigs. . . that's cross-dressing enough for me.

davidylan:
Moonstone . . . ruby is allowed to make mistakes . . . it wont change anything.  

Mistakes are made - fine! Ruby's own are past mistakes, they are habits but yeah, it's nice that it won't change anything.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=212154.msg3276097#msg3276097 date=1230419089]Moonstone, my gosh, mind ya bizness na
Well I guess, but the navy and marine uniforms are nice [/quote]LOL! Okay o - I will not tell david, busybeing or NL what went down 2 nights ago. Let me keep my mouth shut

Navy and Marine are very very nice. I also like those of rangers.