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CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Hanging Out With Tonto Dikeh by Mortiple(m): 10:25am On Apr 25, 2013
This front page NOTICE ME don dey bore people o! grin

Very soon, somebody go pose with Palm-wine tapper and e go make front page. grin
CrimeRe: Debunking The Myth Of Money Ritual: Is It Real? by Mortiple(m): 10:18am On Apr 25, 2013
kingingkinging: You are such a funny human being. I am happy for you that you have never been a victim or your close relation being one.

Let me explain how it works:

Spirit world uses human body to operate but uses blood to placate themselves. How do I mean? When a spirit wants to do something it will look for a body eg body of a man, animal, etc to use for that assignment eg. When Jesus wanted to cast the spirit of madness out of the man at Gatherer in the bible, the spirits in the man begged Jesus to allow them go into the swines in the neighbourhood, etc.

The devil will never give you anything without asking for an exchange, bro, money ritual is real. If you doubt pls go to the elders in your area and ask them. All this senselessness we are popping up in the name of civilization will only ruin us.
A word is enough...
You are the only realistic poster so far. Don't mind Nairaland hypocrites. Why would anybody expect me to answer such a silly question? So the ritual scenes that have dominated Nigerian movies are figment of imagination of producers?

Doubters are either victims of "over-civilization" or they are trying to cover up.
Music/RadioRe: Americans React to Dbanj's "Scapegoat Remix" With Kanye West by Mortiple(m): 2:21pm On Apr 23, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: tongue just listened to the remix and really except for Kanye's input, Dbanj just belted out the old song all thru..he didn't even spice it up..
#Dont judge me, I am not a fan of dbanj..never have been..I insist that he has nothing sensible( music or lyrics wise ) up his sleeves..
*Btw, gimme Sound Sultan, 9ice, Lagbaja, and even Akon, ..and away with dbanj...
Lol..Dbanj Lovers, make una no vex oh!
SOUND SULTAN stands out! But do me a favour by adding few names to that list - Asa, Beautiful Nubia and Femi Kuti.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Football Octopus Predictor---mrs Rahul by Mortiple(m): 6:01pm On Apr 22, 2013
Ogbeni, take time o!

Na this level una wan take maga people now abi?

I won't be surprise if some idi(h)ot fall prey to this your astrological abracadabra.

Ncheeewww!!!
RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Handsome?(pic) by Mortiple(m): 2:24pm On Apr 22, 2013
Enegod: are they frm Ghana?
Can't you see 'Charlee' written all over their bodies and car. grin

These boys wey una dey yab, na Ghana fine boys o!

Well sha, many of you no go understand.
HealthRe: The Menace Of Sepe, Agbo-Jedi: Pile Herbal-Medicine by Mortiple(m):
I believe in the potency of Agbo (herb) whether it's for Jedi (pile), or any other health challenge. My fridge bears me witness. I don't even see myself stopping it soon. I need to stress that I don't take Agbo mixed with alcohol. However, many who condemn Agbo are re-echoing what your colonial masters have told you, hence you are either suffering from sheer ignorance or colonial mentality. Why would you condemn what you know nothing about.

For those who care to know, Agbo is natural and not synthetic, very effective and potent. Over-dosage is usually a rare occurrence.

By the way, Orthodox medicine manufacturers are entrepreneurs whose primary objective is to make profit. They may not want you to get cured permanently, so that your patronage would continue.

My people think!
Christianity EtcRe: Miracles Where Amputees Have Had Hands Or Legs Restored Have U Seen Or Heard It by Mortiple(m): 5:53pm On Apr 19, 2013
@poster
What is your point?

I can't agree less with this popular saying "Idle mind is the devil's workshop".

O boy, go and get yourself busy.
PoliticsRe: Congratulations Nigerian Youths! by Mortiple(m): 4:44pm On Apr 08, 2013
This is the only political party in Nigeria that I support.

The idea to encourage youths to vie for elective position is perfect. Let's hope they won't sell out and eventually become an arm of PDP or ACN.

I am also afraid that some youths may use the party to cut their political teeth, only to cross-carpet to a bigger party thereafter.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Amnesty; Jonathan Betrayed Igbos? by Mortiple(m): 10:46am On Apr 05, 2013
franchizy: I'm really disapointed at the Igbos 4 calling the Presidents proposed Amnesty a BETRAYAL. Was it only the Igbos dat are been killed by Boko Haram. Afterall 90% of the Boko Haram sects are Igbos.

The igbos always want to b relevant but its unfortunate they can't. GEJ don't need ur votes 4 his second term so if u thinks dat is a weak point, its a pity 4 d igbos.

We want peace in Nigeria hence we support the Amnesty for Boko Haram.
We KNOW YOU EXIST! Hope, you are happy now?
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Amnesty; Jonathan Betrayed Igbos? by Mortiple(m): 10:42am On Apr 05, 2013
Goodluck EBELEMI Jonathan has once again proven me right that he is a weakling. He ended up granting amnesty to ghosts.

Ndigbo, this is too hard to chew; swallowing it is even unthinkable!

Once thing I know, the blood of all our kith and kins shed by Boko Haram will forever cry out for justice. Their ghosts will hunt Goodluck EBELEMI Jonathan.
CelebritiesRe: Jaywon Will Leave Kennis Music--insider Insists by Mortiple(m): 4:12pm On Apr 04, 2013
Is Jaywon also a musician?

Most often you hear people raining abuses on Kenis Music whereas majority of these so-called artists have nothing serious to offer.

Abeg, make we hear word!!!
PoliticsRe: Ezekwesili Is Now "Mrs I'm I Correct?" by Mortiple(m): 4:08pm On Apr 04, 2013
Abeg make una clap for @poster! Am I correct? grin
PoliticsRe: During The Last Naija Civil War, Which State(s) Was More Affected? by Mortiple(m): 4:03pm On Apr 04, 2013
What a question!

Please don't remind us what we have already forgotten.

By the way, what do you need such info for?
PoliticsRe: 7 Feared Dead As Aguleri, Kogi Communities Fight Over Oil Well by Mortiple(m): 10:08am On Apr 03, 2013
God help this Kogi community. I fear Aguleri's reprisal attack will be more deadly. Why should they take laws into their hands? Perhaps, these Kogians have never heard of AGULERI AND UMULERI WAR.

Now that they have touched the tail of a tiger, they should be prepared for response. The people of Aguleri are not known to be cowards.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Terry G With His Bodyguards by Mortiple(m): 9:58am On Apr 03, 2013
godjohnson: i can take out both bodyguards with one punch )
Bro I believe you.

Most of these so-called bodyguards in Nigeria have no martial art training/skill. Dem think say all you need to be a bodyguard na swollen chest and biceps with tiny legs. Abi una don forget how 50-Cent bodyguards wan beat broad daylight out of Idris Abdulkarim bodyguards some years back? grin

Bring them to me and watch me take them out (one by one) within 5-minutes. grin I still represent Shaolin Kungfu.
EducationRe: Experience by Mortiple(m): 3:17pm On Apr 02, 2013
Nuzo':
The OP is a very funny guy. My car, my laptop, my phone blah blah blah! cheesy

First of all, I'm not a fan of Oyedepo and his colleagues. However, I respect the way he runs his business empire even if I don't agree with most of it.

I've visited friends (students and lecturers) at Covenant University a couple of times. I as a visitor know that they maintain certain rules irrespective of who you are over there.

Just the lecturer said, its either the OP has low retentive memory, an outlaw or just bent on blackmailing Convenant University. I think its all of the above given that he is an alumni of Convenant University. He knows the rules!

The OP foolishly went ahead to tell us how he bribed the security operatives only to call them hypocrites cos they work in the christian University.
In the law court, you wouldve been doing time for bribery while your mumu friend wouldve been rusticated from the school.

To avoid all these next time, obey the rules of any place you step into....or simply, do not go there!
Thanks for your objectivity.

The poster has painted a very beautiful picture of the incident in his favour. Unfortunately many here would pass judgement in favour of anybody or anything provided it is against churches and pastors, without reasoning. I refuse to tow that line. I haven't heard from the accused (the lecturer/security operatives/covenant university authority). Until I do ....

By the way, there are a lot of loopholes in your post.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Nominates Madumere As Imo Deputy-Governor by Mortiple(m): 12:08am On Mar 29, 2013
Whoever says zoning is no longer popular or relevant should think again. Are there no zoning even in our various village, town, community meetings? Why then did Rochas still chose his deputy from Owerri Senatorial Zone? Make no mistake, Rochas enjoyed massive support during the last general election because he was just a better option to Ohakim. The people of Owerri zone are wiser now.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell My Sister I Slept With Her Fiance? by Mortiple(m): 2:03pm On Mar 28, 2013
Your monicker na 'OCMAN[b][/b]' but you talk shay you be woman. huh
PoliticsRe: Jonathanian A New Nigerian English Word By Nasir El Rufai by Mortiple(m): 10:13am On Mar 27, 2013
This El-Rufai na real 'Agbaya'. This is really childish.

That I HATE him and Jonathan is stating the obvious. He should tell that to his Boko Haram brothers in the North. He is as corrupt, fraudulent, selfish, incompetent and insecure as Jonathan.

May God destroy all of them that are playing politics with the lives of Nigerians!
FoodRe: The Dangers Of Food Sweeteners We Eat Everyday! by Mortiple(m): 11:45am On Mar 26, 2013
God bless you for this info. Unfortunately, many of us are educated but uninformed. We tend to think that patronizing junk food highlights our financial and social status.

As for me, I try my best to take fresh food and drink.

Having Juice Extractor at home is a good step toward overcoming the temptation of taking processed drinks.
BusinessRe: Stop Playing LOTTO ( BABA IJEBU) Learn About Expired Domain Names!!! by Mortiple(m): 11:23am On Mar 26, 2013
Ogbeni, abeg gbaaa break!

If this your domain abracadabra is such a profitable venture, you would certainly have concealed it.

I see, you want to maga people wey Baba Ijebu dey maga since abi?

Abeg park well!
CelebritiesRe: Mikel Obi Is Not Getting Married - Colin Udoh by Mortiple(m): 5:01pm On Mar 25, 2013
So?! What are we supposed to do now? undecided
SportsRe: Heartland Of Owerri Fan Thread! by Mortiple(m): 3:58pm On Mar 25, 2013
There are really some 'crazy' Heartland FC supporters in Imo State.

I remember one of the photographers I contracted to cover my traditional marriage in Abia State some years back almost failed to travel with us because Heartland had a match that same day. grin The man was always in touch with other fans who were at the stadium via GSM.

HEARTLAND!!!
SportsRe: Heartland Of Owerri Fan Thread! by Mortiple(m): 3:49pm On Mar 25, 2013
I remain a big fan of Heartland FC.

Please we need update.

Up Heartland!!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Haven't Our So-called "Men Of God" Called Mr. President To Order? by Mortiple(m): 2:19pm On Mar 18, 2013
fkaz: Most of them are praise singer just like you.
That I do not support anyone insulting Pastors and Clergies does not make me a PDP nay Goodluck Jonathan's supporter. That is where you got it all wrong! I am neither for PDP/Goodluck Jonathan nor for ACN, APGA, CPC, APC or any other party for that matter. I have such a political orientation that you can never imagine.

I am an advocate of change and will be glad to see President Jonathan out of office sooner than later. However, I really don't see anything different in the opposition parties in terms of ideologies, integrity of members, motives, etc. They are 'SAME OF THE SAME' (apology to Jimmy Agbaje). I would rather vote for NCP i.e Late Ganni Fawehinmi's party than vote for any our present political parties.

The party of my dream is such that will constitute of vibrant youths. Youths who are tired of these crops of hopeless politicians who are busy milking and looting the country dry. Youths who are not afraid to speak the truth and work the work. Unfortunately, some of you are useless touts, yahoo-yahoo boys, secret cult members etc who have got no balls to pursue such a course.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Haven't Our So-called "Men Of God" Called Mr. President To Order? by Mortiple(m): 1:23pm On Mar 18, 2013
Stop talking non_sense! So Pastors have suddenly become the electorates that voted him to power? What do you say to the traditional rulers, Imams, Alfas, Sheiks, Traditional Worshipers etc? Bashing of Pastors is now the in-thing on Nairaland but some of us no longer find it amusing.

What have you done on your part so far? Is it that you can't do anything? Poor you!

Would you not come out to accuse them of meddling into politics if they eventually speak out? Would there speaking out put food on your table?

Some of you should face reality and come up with something else wherein our aggressions can be transferred.
EducationRe: Tinuade Okoro Is Ghana's Best Graduating Medical Student by Mortiple(m): 12:55pm On Mar 18, 2013
rhymz: these Yoruba commentator are cracking me up with needless explanation that causes more suspicion.
Nna eh, small time now I go hear say e get some Yoruba wey dey answer Otula or Enwe. . .lol. . for Yoruba land. See how good success can be everyone wants to associate with it and even define it.
Like say d gal push drugs now, that Okoro for turn Igbo sharp sharp. . . Anyway, like I said, Okoro is strictly Igbo, if any Ijaw person bears that name, it is because they have some Igbo ancestors in their lineage. As for Yorubas wey don turn Okoro. . .lol. . The fact is, if all that explanation were true, it would have reflected in the way it was spelt. I am sure the kid prolly has an eastern ancestor. Yoruba no dey bear Okoro, oko iro or whatever is not thesame with Okoro both in spelling and pronuonciation.
See how OKORO is suddenly becoming a NATIONAL IDENTITY. Hahaha!!! Success indeed has many relations.

I wonder if any YORUBA family would retain OKORO as a surname since some of them sometimes use the word derogatorily whenever they come in contact with anyone from Eastern Nigeria.

I opine that the family might be one of these 'efulefu' Igbos whose parents migrated to places like Okitipupa, Okeigbo, Ile-Oluji, etc where you have high concentration of Igbo people to date. Some have even turned to farmers and hunters. In the 80s, you would be surprised to know you are in Igboland if you visit my hometown during Xmas, when some of our kits and kins speak Okitipupa dialect. Some of them neither understand nor speak Igbo language anyway.

What difference does where Tinuola Okoro comes from make, by the way?
Christianity EtcRe: Pakistani Christians Protest After Muslim Mob Attack by Mortiple(m): 3:30pm On Mar 11, 2013
This is really not fair! Isn't drinking of alcohol forbidden by Islam? So what did the rampaging mob do to their 'own'?
Does Islam accept allegation made by a drunken person? Besides, who witnessed the incident?

Hypocrisy all the way!

Little wonder, my colleague in the office whom some revere so much as an "Alfa" was caught watching Indecency during official hour just recently.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From The AMVCA After-Party by Mortiple(m): 3:06pm On Mar 11, 2013
NEXXXXXTTT!!!!

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