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SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Mortiple(m): 6:38pm On Jan 29, 2013
9jafreak: STUP!D QUESTION:

Can one genuinely say any form of "Coaching" has actually happened to this team?

Just shocking. Been years before today since U bother to see a Nigerian team my apologies.
Our indigenous coaches are not trying at all. Their bane remain technical ineptitude besides favoritism, tribalism and nepotism. Onigbinde was as boring as his players - Opabunmi, Ogbeche etc. Christian Chukwu would not refuse to invite Romanus Orjinta, Ekwueme, Obiefule, etc. Eguavoen brought his village man from no where in the person of Patrick Ovie. etc. Siasia did nothing without the service of Kennedy Chinwo, Dele Ayenugba etc. Now we have Oboabana, Efe Ambrose, Elderson.

If Keshi gets the boot, perhaps we should give one more indigenous coach a chance and it has to be Sunday Oliseh. It appears (from Supersports studio) that the guy has something 'upstairs'.
PoliticsRe: SSS Parades Nkiru Sylvanus' Kidnappers by Mortiple(m): 5:55pm On Jan 29, 2013
9icest: Kidnapping! Who does such a low-life thing!
And some bunch of idi0ts come over here and defend these scums.
Don't mind the eediots!!! I still don't get it why anyone would berate our law enforcement agents for parading suspects. If done otherwise, they would start to question the genuineness of the arrest.
CelebritiesRe: Dr Sid And His Dad (Justice Esiri) by Mortiple(m):
I should know Dr. Sid because Justice Esiri was not living far away from us in the late eighties and early nineties on Alhaja Azeez Street, Mafoluku. grin Papa hasn't changed a bit, still looking radiant.
IslamRe: How They Treat Madmen In Sudan by Mortiple(m): 3:31pm On Jan 28, 2013
Aren't you referring to the same Sudan notorious for breeding sea pirates and annihilation of next door neighbour, Southern Sudan?

Please tell us another lie!

"Mad man: Wallahi miskeen ana bas (By God I am just a poor fellow)". By the way, what makes him a mad man? It is your type that would see a mechanic and call him a mad man and possibly do a writeup on it.
PoliticsRe: Archbishop Averts Okorocha, Obi’s Clash by Mortiple(m): 3:15pm On Jan 28, 2013
seanet01: Awon ODE.
Fighting over front sitting arrangement?
Sense no dey ibos Dictionary walahi
You have Igbos to thank for helping you to actualize your life ambition of being 'popular' on a social network. Congrats! Who would have ever remembered on Nairaland that you exist but for your peculiar method of demonstrating madness? Now it is time to move up before you loose your 'relevance'.
FashionRe: Rita Dominic On The Cover Of Complete Fashion Magazine by Mortiple(m): 10:10pm On Jan 25, 2013
This is one actress I really admire. If I have had my way I would have married her.

Rita, don't mind all those ranting here, you are beautiful!
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by Mortiple(m): 10:58pm On Jan 23, 2013
okpara ugo: Your wife must hear this...
Nwanna, biko! It was sleep of tongue/finger. I meant to say 'HIPpily' endowed women usually draw my attention.

Seriously, my wife fine plus get-am pass these people. That is why I no dey play away.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by Mortiple(m): 5:45pm On Jan 23, 2013
Thank God I married my wife.

However, Serena Williams is got it! I like it BIIIGGGG!! cheesy
Omotola is another.

I really don't understand why I lust after women that are 'HIPpily' endowed. grin grin
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Mortiple(m): 5:49pm On Jan 22, 2013
Yessss!!!!!!

We (Ivorians) and these Togolese no be mate at all! grin

Still remaining one more goal.
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Mortiple(m): 5:42pm On Jan 22, 2013
Cote d'Ivoire do something o! Na 'our' last chance to win AFCON be this o! Abi una wan wait for another 20 years?! grin
SportsRe: Cote D'ivoire , Tunisia, Algeria . Togo - AFCON 2013 Group D by Mortiple(m): 5:22pm On Jan 22, 2013
Ivory Coast is got my support.

Yaya, Zokora and others, let's go!!!
SportsRe: Player Rating: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso by Mortiple(m): 10:30am On Jan 22, 2013
Jarus: Uche: Came in and created chances with his typical dribbles and runs. But untypically, he missed the chances. For creating chances (which were hardly forthcoming before he came on), I don't think his performance was below par 5

Omeruo: Did well when he replaced Ideye to fortify SE defence aftermath Ambrose red card. One good runs forward too 5


Onazi:[b] Late sub. Not much was seen of him. [b]4

Sunday Oliseh: Fantastic analyst on Supersports. Good knowledge of the game, good English, calmn, analytical. Highly impressive.
Oliseh is such a skilled football analyst. His patriotism is equally unflinching.
IslamRe: Do Good Muslims Really Exist? by Mortiple(m): 11:29am On Jan 21, 2013
Michaeljones36: Mali is a muslim country.

The muslim Malian Army is fighting and dying to repel the terrorists.
The muslims in Mali are the one's that cried out for help from France.
Who are the terrorists? Christians, Pagans, Hindus? Tell me. Aren't they SAME OF THE SAME? Just that some are more 'jihadistic' than the other.
PoliticsRe: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by Mortiple(m): 11:09am On Jan 19, 2013
Libkid: They are known for kidnapping and draining of any guy who asks for their daughter hand in marriage
Shut up! Have you ever travelled out of your village before? “Them say, them say".
PoliticsRe: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by Mortiple(m): 11:00am On Jan 19, 2013
ebamma 3: 70 percent of prostitutes in nigeria are from imo state
Imo ladies are no where near Rivers, Edo, Delta and Cross River States in this regard. So get your facts right.
PoliticsRe: Is Lagos State Overrated By Lagosians? by Mortiple(m): 2:22pm On Jan 18, 2013
babyosisi: The shocker Was visiting some secondary school loudmouthed classmates that wouldn't allow us to hear sumtin about Lagos back then only to find out that they lived in absolute squalor with an outhouse for toilet.
All na Lagos grin grin
Lol!
The traditional ruler of my hometown once taunted some of his subjects who are based in Lagos. When they visit home, they wear starched clothes and raise shoulders all over places. But when it's time for action (during launching of community project), they wouldn't have a dime to contribute. Yet they are quick to tell you that they live in Lagos. grin

On a more serious note, Lagos is indeed overrated by not only Lagosians, but also by residents (not classified as Lagosians), visitors/strangers, Lagos state govt itself, non-residents, etc.

Many are quick to forget that Lagos State Govt has several avenues of making money. Has anyone thought of how much the states makes from Land Use Charge alone? Lagos Use Charge is a mandatory levy on ALL BUILDINGS in Lagos State. While in some locations, it may be as little as N10,000, in some other, millions are charged YEARLY. Now do the Maths; how many buildings are in Lagos?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by Mortiple(m): 1:51pm On Jan 18, 2013
Your husband finds your shape sexy? Good for you! Wetin you wan the poor man to say?

By the way, how natural is it?
Car TalkRe: One Or Two Leg Driving For Automatic Vehicles? by Mortiple(m): 5:18pm On Dec 31, 2012
I have just heard this for the first time that automatic car can be driven with two legs. I have always used one leg - my right leg.
IslamRe: 'Allahu' Inscription Appears On The Ground In Idumota. by Mortiple(m): 2:37pm On Dec 31, 2012
Leemak: 'ISLAM' our pride, their fear
'Our fear' is because of your destructive tendencies. It is a shame!
IslamRe: 'Allahu' Inscription Appears On The Ground In Idumota. by Mortiple(m): 2:33pm On Dec 31, 2012
poj: ask when you do not know, jesus is one of d prophet mentioned in the glorious quran and he is highly reverred.
it is not enough to reverence Christ highly. Jesus Christ is the ONLY way, truth and life. Accept Him and you will experience personal miracle which includes joy of salvation, transformed life, peace, joy in the Holy Ghost etc. Playing religion is self-destructive.

By the way, why is it that such inscription doesn't appear in the Northern part of Nigeria especially areas like Borno, Zamfara, Yobe, Kano etc that have more islamic fundamentalists?
PoliticsRe: Governor Idris Wada Involved In Car Accident by Mortiple(m): 7:41pm On Dec 28, 2012
okunboy: I just remember a ringing tone..."NIGERIA EVIL MEN WILL NOT RULE YOU AGAIN....AMEN!!!!
ha ha ha ha!!! Guy you funny die! That was Pastor Adeboye's prayer, right?
Christianity EtcRe: Bankole Solomon Apologises To Adeboye Over Politicians by Mortiple(m): 7:23pm On Dec 28, 2012
hardeyincah: Mr bankole has said the truth... It's because afrikan are inflicted with poverty, that's why u are always biased when it comes to religion issue..... Is d campaign ground not enough for them to deceive u FOOLS?
Hear the voice of a 'WISE MAN'! Comot there Oloshi! How rich are you? Sooner than later I will device means of meeting some of you face to face in order to administer some good slap on you lousy brats. It is high time I started to deal with all you rats and cockroaches on Nairaland to restore your lost sense of humility and respect.
Christianity EtcRe: Bankole Solomon Apologises To Adeboye Over Politicians by Mortiple(m): 8:38am On Dec 28, 2012
lagerwhenindoubt: Even with all the population of RCCG and properly-maligned buffoons like Daddy GO... Nigeria still stinks with unadulterated SIN.. no wonder GOD will watch while his children are massacred day-in day-out for being the 3rd Largest Christian Population in the World.
yes "Nigeria still stinks with unadulterated sin" because a DRUNK like you with no genuine means of livelihood are very much in our midst. You have the audacity to call Pastor Adeboye a buffoon, a man whom your lazy and jobless biological father isn't qualified to be his house help?
Christianity EtcRe: Bankole Solomon Apologises To Adeboye Over Politicians by Mortiple(m): 8:27am On Dec 28, 2012
hardeyincah: Whether u apologise or not
U've said something related to the truth, although u are a coward am not sorry to say that Mr Bankole.
Our alter shouldn't be a campaign ground for all these Blood sucking politician, let their Campaign ground dp that...
I see, the ALTAR OF GOD is now "our alter"? That is how intelligent some of you who derive pleasure in insulting others are.
FoodRe: World's Most Bizarre Drinks by Mortiple(m): 1:41pm On Dec 27, 2012
Wetin concern me?!

Abeg let's talk about Palm wine (Palmy) o jare! Definitely, it remains the best natural 'white' wine, nature has bestowed upon mankind. grin
CultureRe: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by Mortiple(m): 3:11pm On Dec 21, 2012
I give it to Igbo people generally. They are:-

(1) Industrious (hustling and bustling in the rain and shine)
(2) Courageous (they tread where others dread)
(3) Hospitable (especially in Igboland particularly Owerri and its environ. For the avoidance of doubt, ask Corpers who served there).
(4) Swagger (perhaps that is what attracts hate to them) grin

Following closely are the Ibibio people of Akwa Ibom State. Mind you, I don't mean all Akwa-Ibomites. (Annang people are totally excluded)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Draw On 20th December 2012 by Mortiple(m): 2:33pm On Dec 20, 2012
Hycon Bc: Can't wait to see both man utd and Arsenal crashed
out from this CL
Their fans (in Naija) must be sad by now! lol!! Sooner than later, they will appreciate the fact that playing in Europa Cup like Chelsea FC is better than being knocked out at this stage.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Holy Ghost Congress 2012! by Mortiple(m): 2:31pm On Dec 12, 2012
chrisosi: STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.......
MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend..
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world;the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you
are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own....
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should
not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical
attention any time he has a headache...
KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give
him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money....You
YOU are a zombie when you trek,dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and
smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-
conditioned state of the art SUV with
his delectable wife slow driving along the road.
Stop worshiping your pastors!!! Stay focused on Jesus The author and finisher of your Faith.And learn to study the word .

#Somebody shout halleluyahhhhhh­ h
Copy and Paste! You pulled it from MR. IBU's facebook page. Common thief like you! Shame on you!!
Jokes EtcRe: Do You Find Female Comedians Funny? by Mortiple(m): 11:06am On Dec 04, 2012
LOL! It appears we all were typing our post at the same time. HELEN PAUL all the way!
Jokes EtcRe: Do You Find Female Comedians Funny? by Mortiple(m): 11:04am On Dec 04, 2012
There is ONLY ONE comedienne that makes me laugh and laugh ... Helen Paul (the lady that co-presents Jara with Uti Nwachukwu). That lady is a born talent! She is miles apart from others.
Christianity EtcRe: Usher Embarrasses Comedienne Princess In Poju Oyemade's Church by Mortiple(m): 10:29am On Dec 04, 2012
KINGwax: pls listen up, the reason why most churches don't allow single ladies in the front is as a result of the foolish way most of them dresses, sit with openin legs and in all manners seducing the pastor who himself is human and is capable of falling. At least, history proves dt.
So, don't sit at the front, it's the church's rule, who the fucck are u then?
That is it bro!

Who is Princess? What is the big deal if she is given a seat by the ushers?

Is she ignorant of SEAT RESERVATION? Is it not a common practice in showbiz industry wherein she is a player? Does she not reserve seats in her comedy shows? Abeg, free me jor!!!

Moreover, after Timaya's demonstration of madness in a certain church sometime ago, I will be the last person to excuse a so-called celebrity in Nigeria from being subjected to normal check and scrutiny.

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