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but still never see any other better soap like Kongi(Soda) and Black soap which my mum used to bath us when we were young

Seun: Safeguard is the best soap.

Thanks Seun I will pay for that Advert.....P&G cares!!!

Seun pls tell Antispambot to um-ban me ooo,I dont know why she banned me.on Business section.most of these MODs need training,dont even know the criteria u used to appoint them.

@op thanks for the observation,I was disapointed when Jide Kosoko got the that WWTBAM question wrong,he produced the film but could not remember the year again




Aye nse gbogbo won.they will soon fade!!!

Beverly Osu

Tonto Dikeh

Wiskid

Shepopotamus

Tinubu(Dislike with person)

Kemi Omololu Olunloyo

Cossy Ojiakor

Kola Abiola

Gbenga Daniel

because money no dey ...and everybody wan show him/hersef to threaten the his/her neighbors or collegues

ifechez: 16 is greater than 18

5 house members override 20 something to impeach speaker

governor's wife under house arrest

lol...GEJ is better than Mandela!!!

part of funny things in Nija in the year 2013

-Oga at the top

-Stowaway boy hide in plane tire from Benin to Lagos

- Former Gov Olusegun Agagu corpse re-die in plane Crash

-'Go and Die'phrase from Gov Oshiomole to a widow

-5 PDP decamp to APC

-Obasanjo letter to The President Jonathan

-Iyabo Obasanjo letter to Obasanjo

-Now 37 PDP Rep(Polithievians)Members Join APC

What next

part of funny things in Nija in the year 2013

-Oga at the top

-Stowaway boy hide in plane tire from Benin to Lagos

- Former Gov Olusegun Agagu corpse re-die in plane Crash

-'Go and Die'phrase from Gov Oshiomole to a widow

-5 PDP decamp to APC

-Obasanjo letter to The President Jonathan

-Iyabo Obasanjo letter to Obasanjo

What next

remsonik: Hmmm orisirisi for nairaland.....oga o
God will help us so many single ladies waiting for the perfect marriage to destroy and so many married men who can't keep their joystick in check!!

its not new my sister

big lie Why Mandela,Go and Die,Oga at the top and Stowaway boy and GEJ no dey there ??/

[quote author=$Πøwpr¡Π¢€][/quote]ur own snow name black. na

another way is to soak it in Blue(Aro kin-hun) iron it with that blue,wear it for 2 times then watch it with Ariel to remove the blue,it will white like snow





That how we dey do ham wen we dey Luther Kings College in 90s

Use only Ariel detergent to wash your wife...just one wash will remove all the yanmayanma wey do ur white shirt..............









Good to be P&G staff!!!

you are nobody so do not border ursef to find somebody,leave the poor guy alone

greatgod2012: you really don't need this, do you?
The above statement of yours says a lot about you.

God and Die ...I beg

Olugbenger: Etisalat now sells 3000MB for #1000


Glo is still selling 350MB for the same price.

Seun if you like, bring this thrash to Frontpage everyday, it doesn't change our opinion.

We are not interested in glo and their cheap scams.

Glo should GO and DIE!
bro i beg wetin a go dial to get dat 3000MB

bro i beg wetin a go dial to get dat 3000MB

onegig: Guys stop condemning the guy. THE thread is a good one. I guess you didnt read the end where there is a caveat.


These things happen a lot.

Thank jare...maybe some idi0t dont read before comment

tpia@:
The op will soon open another thread titled smart ways to steal and become an armed robber, or smart ways to kidnap your fellow human being.




Half baked poster, as usual

I wish nairaland could have some class instead of all these local rascal criminals we see here all the time.

wetin na u why u dey vex like this??

baby_123: lmao. What a topic. i guess this is an equal opportunity section.

lol

chaircover: . . . . . .And the guy has no brains and cant think for himself

Oya coogar come here o! I am very smart and you are very funny. BTW how is your wife?

Any guy that wants to fall for his wife/girlfriends friend has done so because he wants to.

lol...my wyf is doin well

YES!!! I won key holder from STAR promo in Asotym bar in Benin City...2010,Pen from HARP promo at 411 bar in Ibadan (2012),Pen again from the same STAR promo at Winas bar Warri (2012)and just last friday I won headphone from STAR promo at Sidos Bar in lagos

Have you ever seen a guy you really had a crush on and you wish he's your man,but the problem is he already has a girlfriend? Could this be an hindrance to you,ever wondered how you could just take his girl friend out of the picture and be with him,Here is how

*BE HER FRIEND FIRST,the first thing to do is to make her your friend,so that she will be more confortable aroun you to trust her man with you

*STRIKE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE GUY;Now that she's your friend,when ever they are together,strike a conversation that will involve the guy,How to do that is by bringing out a small gift or jewelry and telling your friend someone gave them to you and its not quite expensive,ask the guy to help you check it out,that way both of you will get to start talking.

*TRY TO GET HIS NUMBER FROM HER:,make sure she gave them to you to avoid any suspicion,then give him a call asking if your friend is with him so you can speak with her,that way use the opportunity to ask after his job and health

*BE VISIBLE,ALL THE TIME.-If you want to get noticed, then make yourself visible to him first. He will need to establish a picture of you

in his head. Why do you think a lot of affairs begin in the workplace? People in relationships fall into the trap of a third party from the office because they often see each other, and share common interest and activities.

*TALK SMART.-A guy can easily be swayed when a smart girl walks up to him and starts an engaging conversation about his interests. He will begin to enjoy these conversations and wonder why his current partner doesn't care much about the things he's passionate about. Score for you, then.

*BE GUY-CENTER .-It's an instant ego boost. You're in a conversation,but instead of talking about you, you lean forward and ask the guy to continue his stories. Once in a while, drop the "Oh my gosh, you're so funny!", or the "How interesting! I never knew that.You're smart!" line to boost his ego.

*INTRIGUE HIM.-There's a reason you're not supposed to talk much about yourself. Stick to the basics like what you do for a living, but don't go into details. Leave him thinking about you and how fascinating your personality is. If you fall into the trap of telling you entire life story, you may bore him.

*ASK ABOUT HIS PARTNER.-Is she a wife or a girlfriend? Do they have kids? How long have they been together? Do you really love her? While this may not be appropriate questions, they are your weapon. Ask them in a friendly, curious way, and not as if you are devising an evil plot to destroy their relationship. He will eventually tell you what he likes and doesn't like about his woman, and you can pattern your character after that.

*REACH OUT AND TOUCH HIM .-Guys who are in relationships become overly sensitive to the touch of someone else. The slightest touch of your finger on his arm can send electric sparks throughout his body. The way your breast touches his body when you reach for your bag can
make him weak in the knees. It's your body so use it right, but never ever sleep with a guy until he's yours and no longer hers. If you do, you are only supporting cheaters of the world.

*NEVER EVER ADMIT UR DESIRES.-Even though you think you have a pretty good chance of stealing this guy, you can never be certain,

so it's best to not put your name, and dignity on the line by telling him how you feel. Keep things light and casual.

-If u can follow this steps u r automatically snatch him from the poor Lady.

NOTE:This note will help ladies expecially the married women to be very careful in choosing new friends and also it will help a responsible men to be careful but a bad and irresponsible ladies will use it as a weapon for her bad plan to snatch her friend's husband......

God they watch you and he would judge accordingly

I know Drogba would not like to score agaist Chelsea

so na only true xtians will go heaven?...this topic is irritating me,so some pple are still fool sa??

khattab02: I have heard this from you before.

not for u but for those that have not heard it

ok...hear this one tooo...

When my grandpa was about to die my mum went to visit him on his sick bed but he told my mum to go back to her husband house and she should come back in d early morning of d next day.wen its around 5am d next day we saw my grandpa (who was unable to stand up from the sick bed a day b4)entering my mum room, I saw him though I was very young and my mum and my sisters saw him also but we could not take instead our heads was swelling and our body stiffed but we were conscious of what was happening around us. when the spirit left we all concluded that d old man has gone(dead). my mum stated running to her dad house but with surprise the old man was still alive but still on the bed as he was left yesterday, then my mum raised his head on her laps, the old man prayed for her and other siblings and he gave up.

when my younger brother died in 2006 in osun state, unknown to his girlfriend who was in lagos, the boy met her at iyana ipaja (he did work at iyana ipaja b4 he fell sick) and he gave her #500 and 4 pack of indomie the lady ate the indomie bt when the lady heard the information about his demise she could not believe it ,in fact she showed us the #500 naira and everybody saw it and the lady promise she will not spend the money. I know the money was with her till 2010...

The lady story could be true

I Thank God for ur life bro
...congrat u were there for a purpose Which is helping the innocent guys out and u eventually achieved it. welcome back to the real world.I pray no evil shall befall u again. wish to meet u one day.