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so Who's that id10t comparing GEJ with Our one and only Madiba?

It was a sweet experience ooo. tell us when u r gonna continue the story pls

ok That's their own problem....... so this girl no get a good marriage plan for herself

alienware: your brother kini ? Keep decieving yourself, the south africans who don't want to associate with Nigerians or keeps deporting your own in mass ? Grow up dude and learn to appreciate urs. Most Nigerians in South Africa are seen as drug peddlers even if there are not.

wetin this one dey talk? u think SA will allow u to spoil their country as u do in nigeria?

ojoro..... sanyeri nko?

I don dey pity this guy ooo. so person dey suffer like this while me dey always enjoying mysef somewhere. But op is there no ladies among u?

Big lie!!!

experimentist: Myself, AA and many other inmates walk out of our cell, out of our wards. Omo come see faces, awon omo oro dem. One by one, we met our partners (dudes I was arrested wit). We met Uche, Ogbebor, yemi and some othere guys. We about five in numbers. We saw everyone heading to a particular direction. "O boy why everybody dey go dat way" I foolishly asked AA knowing well that there's no way he woulda known since we are both new comers here. "Make we go confirm" he replied. All of us walked down to the place and learned that inmates are struggling to fetch water from one tap. There's only one tap in the yard and water can stop rushing at any moment, hence the rushing. "Guy na water dem dey collect o, me sef wan bath oh. See as pesin just dey smell anyhow. Choi" I protested. "Na so, abeg make we find bucket jor!" Uche supported. I immediately spot one of my cell mate, Yahaya. He was dragging a small bucket of water along so I followed him behind.

"Bros I dey hail o" I said as I approach him. "Alejo, hw u dey?" Yahaya replied. "I dey fine jaree" I said even thou I'm not ok. We walk together to a place like an uncompleted building that looks like an abattoir. Thou the place is roofless. All the inmates are there busy taking their bath naked. Nobody send anybody. Na that day I see different types of pricks (penis or joystick or d'ick). I see men wey get horse prick, men wey carry prick like tuber yam. Banana shapes, candle, coca cola and pepsi bottle shaped d'ick. I saw a guy with craawcraaw all over his body. I stood there and watched as my new prison friend Yahaya took his bath. After he's thru he gave me the I went back to the tap to fetch water. I got there in no time as I aslo saw AA coming thru with a bucket. I joined the queue till it got to my turn, as I was about to fetch one guy that looks like Vin Diesel came from no where and place his bucket under the tap. "Oga wetin happen na, na my turn to fetch na" I protested. The guy just looked at me with one kain bad eyes as if he's gona eat me raw. "Thunder fire you there, you wan die? Abi ofe kin pa e sinu ewon ni" (means...u want me to kill u in d prison abi?) "Ah bros no vex oh, shebi na play I dey play!" I quickly said before he land me a heavy slap. I waited till he fetched to his satisfaction, another wicked looking dude came to fetch I dare not say anything, those guys are convicted criminals they can do an undo. After they fetched I managed to fetch mine and left for mt bath. As I was walikng to where I will take my bath I met a guy that I know in my area. He has been in the 'federal palace hotel (prison yard) for two year on ATM (awaiting trial). "Baba yayyane?" He greeted me. "Heeey, chuchuchu, lafiya kalau" I replied as I shook his hand wit a smile on my face. It's been long we saw, I didn't even know he has been behind the mighty walls all these years. He told me to go and have my bath and meet him later at Ward A, cell B or so.

what a nice experience....whaoooo!! I wish I were u








God forbid Bad thing




I know some guys will still quote me!!!!

mumumugu: Protesting sexkills sack

your thinking is harsh

kenny2face: i think they are observing "silence" for the Madiba

u might be right

experimentist: Gud morning fellas... I go continue when I don reach work, buh if I dey busy too much una don enter one chance be that oh.. Btw, how una night? Hope una sleep well?

bro as writting no easy name so reading and waiting too no easy ooooo, na u start ham and u must finish it ooo. take your busy time to write the full story.I can't wait again ooo

why not? I wear it on anybody neck?

ooooooo

he worth her before?

Mr. Flexible:
HELP!

We are in the afternoon and all the clocks around indicate the time as 10:50pm. The same time everywhere. Even on all the phones in the house. I called a friend same thing. Please check your own time now. I am scared now, is this part of end time signs or what?..

Which time they release u bro?

Op u brake rule 21 of Nairaland act of 2013 by post in pigin english.Sexkillz do your work

person wey go see tomorow no go die today

ashes and sault

brother u no print IV? anyway Thank to Mods that just call off strike oooo. 6 hrs without new topic on frontpage.

moderators una Don settle the agreement btw u and seun ni? 6hrs without new topic on nairaland

hapi strike to Nairaland moderators oo

Dont know if u all notice that since 6:30pm yesterday,there is no new topic on front-page again. I guess It's deliberately,maybe the moderators want to make the Stoke city and Chelsea match to silent the Chelsea fans on nairaland or there is disagreement between Seun and the moderator over the 2005 agreement again
or what do think??

Dahslim: Not in my own case!

who's this ugly guy

ayusco85: Ignorance at its peak. U dont know ur fellow country greats, na anoda country own u dey mourn pass the bereaved. Without solomon lar democracy and PDP wouldn't ve been born

no wonder ....maybe that's the main reason I don't him

ofcourse yes.....I,me and myself

who is Solomon Lar? I beg we still dey mourn Mandela jare....








Nairaland is for Madiba today!!!!

na wa ooo.....maybe he wants to use them for ritual

I disagree ....where is President Robert Mugabe??

free this woman jare!!!! next topic

-I beliv that God has white hair and bear,sitting on his throne with Golden staff and silver garment with 2 angels standing by his chair

-I belive that if u have sex with someone wife or husband u will die of thunderbolt called 'Magun'

-I belive that during end time people will be naming themselves funny funny names e.g Okija juju,Obadiah777,Sexkill and co