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Conversation between AIDS & EBOLA:
AIDS: na who be dis too?
EBOLA: bro na me oooo, ur sis! i don show
AIDS: Which kind bad market b dis na, watin
carry u come
EBOLA: Hmmmm bros why u dey yarn like dis na, ur
reign never do u? Abi na only u dey dis world. I even
hear say †hεm dn find cure fr you.
AIDS: So who give u transport come Naija?
EBOLA: Bros na one man from Liberia ooo. Him say
make i accompany am come Nigeria. As we reach na
him i carry leg leave am ooo.
AIDS: so hw u want operate here?
EBOLA: I go follow all d state wey get d same
alphabet wit my name... Na for dos state i go operate.
AIDS: name the states for me
EBOLA: Ebonyi, Edo, Enugu, Bayelsa, Bauchi, Benue,
Borno, Oyo, Ondo, Lagos, Abia, Adamawa,Akwa ibom,
Anambra.
AIDS: u b baddo, so out of 36 states u take only
15?........ Sis u tyt,,,, me self i want upgrade...... Na
through air i want carry d enter pple.
EBOLA: bro i bin here say boko haram dey worry for
north? E b like i no go reach der ooo. I no wan die
AIDS: Market no dey move der again ooo...
lol......Just for fun
Stay safe, EBOLA is real...

Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing In Nigeria

Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were adopted.

-IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!

-The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

-IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

--ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant with ABARA being the worst...

-An advanced form of IGBAJU, is IGBAJU OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH!

-IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).

God bless our parents for the good upbringing...

most handsome? ok make dem use ham enter heaven make we dey see

This is anoda gobe, we r planing how to beg boko haram so they will not kill all of us finish for nija,Army come start anoda one, haaa,ikoja aaye re oo.na where a go con run to now

Moscobabs.......the abreviation of my surname and my name plus one of my enemies name

Hisss.....our women don qualify

money

Who put lizzy Anjorin? U don see her for face bfre?

End time thing

Chibuke56: there re worse topics dat make fp. imagine a thread on d difference between old nd new yam on fp Chai diaris God oh

You sure.....give me the name of the moderator that fowarded it to fp

[quote author=tayolove12][/quote]Sarap!!!!!!

Optimisticgondy: You are the most foolish person here on earth

I hear the voice of Ekiti sheep here

But why this on fp? Nobi all of us condem it? Why is IBB own con dey make fp

He tink say Osun fool like Ekiti ni?

GEJ till 2015

11) you yab person on nairaland

I will never use my precious time to read this........but there is God ooo

Una/no dey smell wetin a dey smell, PDP and APC are deadly than Boko haram, democrazy can not work if the leaders of this terror Parties are still alive.


There is sense in nonsense oo.I comment my reserve!!

Africa has the most callious leaders in the world

U mean u have arrested GEJ and Buhari? Congrat to Nigerians

I'm a xtian but Islam is beautiful

That's the africa mentality jare, some yrs back I wanted to give a conductor my fare with left hand,but he rejected it. I tried it 3 times he continue rejectng the money,then I asked him if he doesn't need my money and I threating him that I will nt give him the money again if he reject it once again.then he reluctantly collect it from me with left hand which made me furious cos the conductor was a little boy.I vexed but evrybdy in the bus dey yab me that the boy did the right thing because respect is reciprocal.
I remember d day my friend wanted to give a beggar an alm with a left hand .the beggar recived it with lefthand too

SalC: You are joking!

Obadiah made his. Seventeen weeks end of the world prophesy after march using the handle obadiahreborn,

That's Obadiah son.

monkey no fyn but hin mama like ham.but i reject this in jesus name

LordReed: Really? He is dead?

I think so, I heard he was stampede along with okija juju during the NIS test in abuja around march, since then nobody saw both of them on nairaland again. I really miss these guys exp Obadiah I love his articles,

Cryyyyycryy....,hunmmhunnm pls dnt mention him again !!!!!

And is not alive to defend himself now. May his soul rest in peace

Yomieluv: I call my future mother inlaw often,reason being that she calls me too often asking for my welfare. She's a good person to be with. I kinda like her though. There was a time,she wanted to dominate my relationship with the daughter,I put her in her place,since then she has known me to be a no nonsense person. My fiancee is her only daughter,and they are just two.

Lol....future mother inlaw?

DesChyko: On behalf of Aysuccess99, TheLastNazgul, Smithsammy, Oluwatola5, psedonomer, Epaul and Dejman, I donate Nairaland.

I think 6 of these people u mention are ok....just pick urself for the seventh one. Asiwere eeyan!!!

Just use Acid to clean the affected part

Don't let me remember the day I lost my bro...AFRICA R.I.P

A woman that doesn't work is not entittle to eat