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GEJ govt full of corruption

We have just 2 terrorist groups in Nigeria and they are; PDP and APC .why is it evrythin that happen in nigeria is always political? I need to change my nationality

Sijo01: You wanna know what's rudeness This is it........

Dnt have ur time

GEJ can do more than dat if una give ham time

Sijo01: Are you sure you're sane, boy?

Show me the lady that asked this question and I will show you the rude housegirl

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Brazil wept

maxiflexi: I call at least twice a week. This is so they can talk to their grandchild. Some how I end up talking to mum & MIL everyday (they call, hubby calls them). My dad, once a week or less; FIL, never. The grandmums usually extend our greetings.

Wetin FIL do u ooo? abi he want ?

More than a year in marriage now, I'm not the type that like making unneceesary conversations with people especially the in-laws I call them when only I have something important to discuss with them.But my wife do call me selfish being because I always call my parent and I neglect her's while she call both of them every 3 days. Just yesterday my friend'wife reported him to me that he has not called her parents for the past 7 months he only speak with them when she is having phone conversation with her parents. I could not say anything than 'its Man nature' .
Is my conclusion right?

If not how often do u call them

I went blind

GEJ is trying to weaken the opposition right? May God help

sexylogan: 11. Condoms

You r right, I saw it in one of the nairalanders bag when she came to visit me

Chinzzy: haylo peeps
my name is Gracey. I am a jumia consultant. jumia sources for its products abroad hence our products are reliable

As regards any phone you might want to buy. do
view www. to view the prices and then to place your oder call/ TeX me. ur full names, delivery address, the SKU of the item and phone nos.
i will have it delivered at your doorstep for free and you can pay cash on delivery.

call me on 07030063600. NB. jumia sells other items too...lappy,washing machines, tV and all..brands too.

Good to hear u r jumia consultant.where is my #1445 my refund for the good i returned since May 29? What a bad customer relation. Jumia ko,jumai ni.fake people

dnt bobo us here jare....... false story!!

heya..... my God console the Victim oooo..... RIP Mrs eyes

na wa for some people ooo,instead of u to face ur own problem u dey poke-noise to someone mood.

I have u paid for the advert or u think say na free seun bought those equipments in Otta

zeemoore: Thank God for the Igbaju oloyi
Some "born to be gr8t" wld av wasted away

Ronnie65: Crude attempt at making jokes.


Mods, joke section please.

I disagree...seems u are not a yoruba,this not a joke

P-square Identical so op can't identify Peter from Paul!!!








Team :Didier Drogba

Topic says 56m,Op says 65m........


Is that not 419 business?

@OP..The owner no even allow u to snap the interior,abi u dey fear hin dogs ni







but come oooo,sey the motor fit carry person go heaven ni? abi why d small car come dey expensive like that

born_to_be_gr8t: the fear of "IGBAJU OLOYI" is the beginning of wisdom

lol..u don experience ham b4?

Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing In Nigeria

Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were adopted.

-IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!

-The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

-IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

--ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant with ABARA being the worst...

-An advanced form of IGBAJU, is IGBAJU OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH!

-IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).

God bless our parents for the good upbringing...

-The same wine in different bottle

-No way u can put Maltina in Gulder bottle and think it will taste beer

-watch out for Muslim Brotherhood in Nigeria






Save Nigeria!!!!

Toktee: INDEED,THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH PDP E-RATS,HOW MANY CHILDREN UR OGOGORO MASTER FRM OTUEKE HAVE FAVORED,ABOUT AGE,HOW OLD IS TUKUR,JANG ETC,SHAME TO U.

what's this one saying?

hunnnmmm This people again!!!!

Kidnapping .................na them

Ritual..........................na them

Robbery......................na them

defrauding ..................na them

Rapping.....................na them

419..........................na them

they used nylon bag carry their 2 clothes and a pair of shoe from their village and use Ghana must go to carry their blood money to village at every xmas,blow it finish within a week and come back on their bloody job.

the worst thing that ever hapun to Nigeria is Gowon,he should have allow them to separate from us.



na one by one we go pursue una comot from our land,if una refuse we go jail una for life

Bias act again!!!!! why can't he called other children and share the the money with them.










Oshio, u don old.....Go and Die!!!

Tolexander: funny bro!

Am not in the league of those you can tell that. Find another person to tell that.

Ileogbo can't even be compared to modakeke!

Ok bro, tell us what is so special about Ile Ogbo or what makes it a develope town.

lol...... u are not serious na my mum city u dey downgrade like that

Tolexander: even if i've not been there, what is so special about it to put it in the league of ife, osogbo and ilesha?

so u dnt need to argue with me.I have been to many towns and cities in osun and I'm telling u what I see