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some pple go just want us to yab them sa

The spirit of Drogba will follow Blue

so there is no need to celebrate the birth of Jesus ?

olowo lo n ko'la.......

Is Lam still alive abi una dey lie??

NEPA changing to PHCN...whats the diff?

my own dey funny ooo,as a dey waka in my street with my uncle,con see how a dey look left and right as person wey dey mad,I dey carry Camera dey snap everything wey I see,I just dey snap pix with any oyinbo wey I see.
wen we reach our house,na hin my uncle dey yab me sey a dey embarass ham......

GeneralShepherd: Nairaland you see my point! How can a lady be with this kind of married man and say he is matured? Odikwa egwu!

Bro better face your wife she needs to give you basic home training that you obviously lack

may God give me the grace not to answer this L-U-N-A-T-I-C again

My wife called me yesterday that she wanted to show me the total money I owed her for reconciliation,then I asked her to bring the list.I was surprised to see #54,300 as my debt,I asked her the contents of the debt come see how this woman stated giving the funny brake-down of #54,300.
The debt consists of the money I borrowed from her,not that I collect the money ooo but sometimes she will ask me to give her 2k or 1k that she wants to buy something and I will tell her to lend me the money that I would pay her back since she is working as well,sometimes I paid back and I may not pay but never knew my wife always take the record.
The most funny one is that she never credit my account if I pay her back but always Debit me when I collect the money,when I discuss this with my friends in the evening,guess what they say-They all said their wives do the same thing.
Nairaland Men..let share our experiences .Thanks

GeneralShepherd: But marriage didn't even succeed in making you smart! Does your post have a semblance of intelligence? I don't think so

That's what makes u an 1d10t

-they date us because we are richer than those single guys

-They date us because we are know how do it than those thin trouser guys

-they date us because we know how to handle their stupidity

- because we are more responsible than young guys

-And because we are more intelligent than single guys

How many times this topic want make front-page this year?

u don see were one person go command una sey Let us pray before? it happened from Warri to Lagos before

my father is a business man and na me too be the youngest bisness man in the man.....wats the diff btw me and this Bishop






we inherit our fathers business!!

1. Her online picture centers less on her facial beauty, she focuses more on showing to the world her feminine possession and endowment: bosoms, hips, hot body etc.

2. Her profile pictures do not in anyway 'synergies'
with the various locations as portrayed in the pictures: some of the pictures conspicuously show her in different room locations and arrangement (only those with critical pictural* analysis can spot this).

3. When you add her as a friend on Badoo or other social network, it will take her nothing less than 30 minutes to reply your message. (This shows that many clients are lined up online), and even when she replies you, her reply sometimes is a let down from your painstakingly written introduction.

4. When you tell her you are interested in her and you would love to be her friend, she goes like, "Friend as in, what do you want?".

Some of them after accepting your friend request would simply reply to your numerous questions with this sentences: Badoo - 'What is your desire?' BBM - 'What do you want from me?' Facebook - 'What can you offer?' and on it goes...

5. She only gives you little attention when you lie to her that you work with some of the well known and respected companies and business brands in Nigeria.

6. When you try to see how naughty she can be by sending her lewd and raw messages, she simply replies your message with this, 'till you come'.

7. She is a sleeping devourer who only gets awakened and alerted by money and all the good things that come with it.

Feel free to add yours....

hope no be wrong person they sent to prison sa? cos this guy still dey claim innocent oooo.

nekaa: ASUP strike nko?

so ASUP too strike.....Im hearing it for the 1st time

is that not my father in-law?? abi my eyes dey deceiv me ni? where is my glasses ?

I know some of the Robbers are here on Nairaland..but













God dey watch u ooooo,if u escape yesterday operation u will not succeed the next operation ooo!!!

se na d 1st time wey Mikel score for chelsea b dat

PurestBoy: Use your brain kid, you might wanna sell something here in the future too.

u bi real poorest boy

Arsenal na Caretaker for Premiership table before ...The owner Chelsea will soon take over her property..........In Blue I trust!!!

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Why must you use that your epilepsy hand spoil someone else market?

u don dey vex? go buy yammmm

-Oga at the top

-Farouk Lawal in bribery scandal

-Stowaway boy hide in plane tire from Benin to Lagos

- Former Gov Olusegun Agagu corpse re-die in plane Crash

-'Go and Die'phrase from Gov Oshiomole to a widow

-GEJ is Nigeria Mandela-Abati

-ASUU strike for 5 months

-16 is greater than 18

-5 house members override 20 something to impeach speaker

-governor's wife under house arrest

-5 PDP decamp to APC

-face off between PEJ and Wole Soyinka

-Obasanjo letter to The President Jonathan

-Iyabo Obasanjo letter to Obasanjo

-37 PDP rep member decamped to APC

-Jonathan Replied Obasanjo

Add yours!!!

Mr•Olodo:
[size=24pt]Me I cant really have sex problem with my wife... am too old for dat don't allow sex destroy your marriage if you are sexually demanding too much buy a sex tøy and still maintain your marriage[/size]

u bi real olodo....... I pray may ur pikin no resemble u

@op u really need to baptise ursef very well













pls seun force ur Mods to go there and bath ooooo,its very important cos we dnt want them to continue this way in 2014.