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yinkaOdutuyo:
OP is a simp, no matter how wise or smart a lady or a woman is redpill must surely work for her, if not all 95% of the redpill must work.

OP calm down and read what you wrote, you said the girl told you that she doesn't take you serious, that is why she is ignoring you, what else do you want us to tell?

The girl B isn't into you or love you for any seconds, she is just playing with your head, you're never a redpiller, but a pussie ass nigga. Failing for her hypergamy over you.

You don enter her trap to mumu you, Vagina people slave spotted.

One mortuary standard beer for you

Good luck to you but don't castigate redpill and redpillers.

What works for you might not work for the other...every fisherman with him own fishing net.

Hoo loo shoo

Suicide666:
my name is ...............am 21 My life's nothing but a disaster And time keeps going by faster but in a second all that shit won't matter fvxk my life
I act happy
But I wanna die, I'm not gonna lie
Thoughts of suicide keep crossing my mind on a regular basis
Going crazy, cause I'm going through bullshit on a regular basis
Look me in the face, I'm sick in my eyes
Cause I'm sick in the mind.................gud bye I just wanna slp

Goodbye too, please when you get there, you can help me market my sniper for those that wants to die the second time.
Business has been on a standstill... thank you very much.
My regards to Satan and his fallen angels. He is doing a great job in the suicide industry.

Preach on brother....manipulated guys who are ready to be free will be free.
Never you train any woman to school hoping to marry her afterwards. Don't you ever try that, marry her first then you can train her.

The message must be preached.

The principal and other teachers on hearing what was happening in SS2 commercial class, came pleading with I.B and her gang to forgive and leave us since she has punished us enough.
I.B was adamant to fish out the culprit, she deliberately refused telling the principal what transpired and the reason for the punishment so as not to raise eyebrows.

We were receiving a breather as the principal was talking and pleading with her to pardon us but that was only for a short while cos as soon as the principal and the teachers left after they couldn't convince her to pardon us, she resumed from where she stopped. This time around, the drilling was severe. She begin threatening us with 'i go kpai una finish and nobody go cough', 'i go do una strong thing today', 'shebi the grasscutter wey get this jotter no wan i.d abi', 'today una go know who be I.B, I go deal with una'.

When the threats and drilling became too much for some of us to handle, tears began flowing down the cheeks of some Lily livered students (males & females).
I.B was enjoying the show and was laughing and mimicking the cries of those that were crying. She held the jotter and began to read what I wrote and was soliloquizing and shaking her head, saying 'na me I.B this animal say him go hang my leg for desk, flog me with him #5 cane(mamba) and I go dey shout mama oh mama oh'. Me, I.B(beating her chest) for this school person go flog me and I go dey cry, to the amazement of the class. We all looked at each other without saying anything.

One of her girls, echoed 'the dog get mind sef oh, him no fear. E be like life don tire am, all the male dogs pass this side'.

She now asked 'which of una write this thing for him jotter'. She asked this question after noticing that the jotter belonged to a male hence the reason for the separation. She was punishing the whole class to see if someone will own up or point out the owner of the jotter but was disappointed in the process since she didn't get any response despite the punishments.

After so much threats and drilling with canes and belts, one of my classmates told her to check the handwriting in our various books to compare and possibly locate the owner with similar handwriting.

On hearing this, I was not comfortable because I knew definitely that I will be caught. She nodded her head and said very good advice, just dey pray say make e no be you. Bring out your bags and books was the next thing, I was fidgeting while thinking on what to do to escape the impending disgrace until the school bell signaled the closure of school. We all shouted, stood up to leave when she said 'where una think say una wan go?', 'common make una maintain and dey una dey'. She asked all the girl students to go since the jotter proved that it was a boy that owns it.
I was busy thinking of how to evade this scenario all to no avail because she and her girls barricaded the classroom door coupled with the protector windows. I was restless, hissing and sighing, looking for a non existent exit door as the ideas continue reducing to my detriment.
All these while, one of her colleague was busy stealing glances at me, eyeing me each time our eyes come in contact. I wasn't smiling unlike her that was smiling because she was enjoying the torture she and her gang leader were dishing on us.
The female students all left the classroom and so it was us (boys) and I.B and her good girls gang all in the classroom. Weird thoughts began engulfing my crazy head once again. I just let out my sexy smile with my shinny white teeth and diastema while winking my beautiful eyes in the process. The girl that was stealing glances at me ( later found out her name was Ibiso) smiled sheepishly at me on seeing my teeth and diastema. She had an oval face with cheek dimples and wore the shortest skirt because she has fine big legs, thick thighs and butt(my speck). I.B asked us to put our books on top our desks while she and her girls inspects to fish out the culprit. She also said she will check our private part to see the person that has the guts to write about flogging her in a jotter. We murmured pleasurably on hearing that cos we have no option and moreover school has closed and she's it at liberty to do whatever she feels like doing according to her. She was angry that her unclothedness was seen by an anonymous boy student and she wanted her pound of flesh.

They begin the inspection and comparing of handwriting in the jotter and in our books, I was scratching my head in my position, panting and sweating profusely.
The first one didn't matched, and they asked him to take down his trouser and reveal his mamba. They all laughed out loud on seeing it, shouting 'biro cover'. After checking the book and the mamba and found out you are not the one, they will order you to go. I switched positions many times to make sure that I am the last to avoid shame and embarrassment in the eyes of my classmates but on the other hand, I wanted to be the last man standing to maybe have them wanting a piece of my mamba because I am well endowed down there(in my crazy foolish mind).

They checked everyone aside me and didn't find any match, on getting to my position, something happened.

TBC

lefulefu:
i kinder have a sweet tooth for chin chin
my addiction to it is kinder legendary
i have a plastic jar of chin chin tucked up in my kitchen cupboard
i cant do without it really
or and my other addiction ...i forgot
here it is

Na this girl be this?

Emmypure:
after na u will pm him begging him to banged that ur over swollen kpekus that is a dumping ground for nairaland guys.
ilegend
airforce
zimri
slowamir etc.

She don service all these men wey you mention?
chai town service

Hungry hoe

You go give another one money again then come complain.

When last you give your mama or siblings money?...all the things we dey preach everyday for here e no dey enter your ear abi you no dey imbibe am?

Nigerian girls are the same because AWALT

Zzor:
Theres nothing good and nice about you,you are wicked and evil

ijaw men are nice, good and generous. I am one, so I possess such attributes. I ain't wicked nor evil.

Don't you ever quote me again town service.

Zzor:
you are just a very cheap man,you are for the streets,see what you are bragging about.

na you dey follow me about like flies...I no like you na by force?
I don't do town service....Town service leave me alone

Nairalanders from ijaw


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Zzor:
careless men and Brolosho's are always the victims of this species of women,i don't pity them,you can't eat your cake and have it.

This is exactly your personality.

Na dia way na...when begins to grow grey hairs or approach menopause, she becomes desperate and can do anything to hoodwink a manipulated man.

Good a thing he realized and sent her to the street whence she cometh.

It depends on the situation and the individual though.

Sometimes you are cold and sometimes you are hot, some sleep naked, some with light night wear and some with heavy night wear.
Whatever suits both is game....to me not too exposed and not too covered is ok but I love seeing the unclothedness of a woman in bed for easy slotting and romance.

garfield1:
Who is this famous? It may not work if ebebi takes my advice.I remember how pdp frantically gave out appointments and even removed the speaker before the bayelsa polls and it had no effect.

No one in bayelsa pdp has been as loyal as Fred to Dickson yet he is doomed to end his career in the green chambers.

Why is cleopas begging Lyon? Why not beg sylva directly

Lyon is from Southern ijaw nau.... you cannot go to the father without the son.


Famous Daunumugha flagged for APC against Fred Agbedi for the green chamber last year.

Shagged a mother and her three daughters with my delicious KKF (ijaw delicacy) and pepper soup.

Used to prepare and take the dish to her weekly because she liked my cooking. I brought the dish one day to her home and met her absence, the daughters collected the food and ate it unknowing to me. After tasting it for the first time, they wanted more and said I should prepare theirs too as I do for their mom. They thought I was a chef(they never knew I was shagging their mom).
The woman said I cooked better than her daughters and the daughters said I cooked better than their mom. Invited them one after the other to eat the food and the food (you dig).

Ijaw men don't slack..... peace out

garfield1:
True,once Dickson wins he will never step down except the governor wants him out.even if those defectors were bought over,it will still weaken pere because it shows he is not financially strong.

Though I love apc but it is almost impossible for Dickson to lose unless apc in ekeremor unite.infact the whole of ekeremor must unite behind pere,agbedi must be neutralized.pdp in ekeremor is stronger than apc in sagbama therefore apc in sagbama must be strengthened.on election day,voting in sagbama must be disrupted to whittle down their ability to inflate votes.this is the only way..

I would have preferred if Lyon,orunimighe or daumiebi got apc ticket for central.where is cleopas from? I thought Lyon is in the same camp with sylva

Cleopas is paternally from Ekeremor and maternally from koluama in southern ijaw.

David Lyon has his own camp which falls under Sylva's camp.

Fred Agbedi is not happy with Dickson and the manner he was treated in the Governorship primary.

Ebebi has a large followership in Ekeremor and Sagbama. They are seeking to unite Ekeremor but the PDP acted fast by appointing Famous Daunumugha as Special adviser to get votes in the forthcoming senatorial election.

It will be very tough.

Apt.

Discussing and showcasing your relationship (marriage and courtship) exposes it to danger.

garfield1:
I largely agree with you.I have followed bayelsa politics for many years and have discovered that ekeremor is politically enlightened and advanced,they have far more seasoned politicians than sagbama.they even have more politicians.it is a difficult place.lokpobiri has been silent and on the part of pdp,Fred agbedi can damage apc.I see him succeeding Dickson as senator...

Another problem for pere is that a large number of apc faithfuls in both ekeremor and sagbama have defected to pdp based on this nonsense zoning issue.I dont know how he can contend with Dickson.I dont really care about bayelsa west,it's bayelsa central I am concerned about

Those persons you said defected to PDP were bought over. Ekeremor ought to produce the deputy governor that was why Fred Agbedi purchased the form but from 1999 to date, no two direct izon dialect speakers have held sway as governor and deputy and it will forever remain so because there are other sub izon dialects in the state.

Dickson is a man that cannot be trusted, yes Fred Agbedi has his eyes on the red chamber but if Dickson succeeds, he will not forgo that seat for anyone yet.

Ekeremor still has seasoned politicians unlike Sagbama that has only Dickson presently that can win elections.

Dickson knew this that was why he used Ofoni ward 1&2 to gain numbers during voters registration. Ekeremor voting strength far out weighs Sagbama but Sagbama used the Government power to manoeuvre and control the district.


I am from Bayelsa Central and Kolokuma/Opokuma to be precise.
in my district, the battle will be fought and won in Southern ijaw LGA.
Pdp's Moses Cleopas has been in Abuja begging David Lyon his camp because he knows he is nowhere and moreover he is paternally from Ekeremor LGA. APC's OSUWO-1 on the other hand, has been consulting core grassroots politicians in the the district going from homes to homes to solicit their support.
OSUWO-1 is very popular in Bayelsa with the name T.O.
Ceteris paribus APC will emerge victorious in central.