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Travel › Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by Mountbatten: 8:46am On Jun 22, 2023

Roozzaay:
I have always wondered if i was the only one that reasons this way. The amount of money people put in to japa is enough to thrive in some businesses even with our bad economy and harsh policies.

They never had the liquidity to begin with, as they used all sort of “Proof of Funds” loopholes to bypass the requirements. They make the full £10,000 once they reach the UK via part-time jobs.

The true hidden cost of Japa is £25,000 minimum when you factor in Tuition, COL, Application & Visa fees, Air Ticket fare etc.

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Career › Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:55am On Jun 17, 2023

As for how WannaCry works, here's a snippet.

Hushpuppy was a mere script kiddie (That's even high praise for his technical or lack of level) who indulged in Business Email Compromise (BEC).

Career › Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:29am On Jun 17, 2023

Manna4Gurls:
You are right by years of experience. Op is only trying to educate not to k!ll the zeel of those that re considering joining the program. Because many thought is extremely difficult field to work with and it's for highly educated fellows.

Your point of view is good. But per my research, Cyber security is one of many that are easy to role in per say you have experience(s) on the field for years.

Interested fellows are adviced to learn I.T and be and expert in order to be outstanding.

One can also be a hacker by not going to school but what he/she learbt from a friend or from YouTube videos.

So Op is right , you too is right.

I have bad news for you if you think the random search you've done are facts lol…

Career › Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:23am On Jun 17, 2023

Mekatronik:
Are there branches of cyber security that don't need programming or coding skills?

Governance, Risk, and Compliance (GRC), Threat and Vulnerability Management (TVM), Patch Management, Cybersecurity Strategy etc. However, you need to understand technology, otherwise you will fail to make relevant solutions and recommendations.

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Career › Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by Mountbatten: 11:19am On Jun 17, 2023

1. Cybersecurity is NOT an entry level job. It is a specialised field which requires competence gained from a previous IT experience.
2. No certificate or training will make you a “Cybersecurity expert” which leads to my third point.
3. Anyone who brands themselves a “Cybersecurity expert” is a clown who shouldn't be taken seriously.
4. To land a role in Cybersecurity, pick an IT domain, work there for a bit to understand the basics of Operating Systems, Software and Hardware, Programming and Networking. Without these fundamentals, you're not ready to become a Cybersecurity professional.
5. It doesn't just end there with technical skills as you need to build soft skills in areas such as report writing, communication, patience, empathy, emotional intelligence etc. As you need to translate technical competence into business drivers which will be presented to C-Suite executives who drive your Cyber initiative.

Signed – Someone with over 5 years of actual Cybersecurity experience after working IT Support roles.

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Shows Off How Much He Has Changed Five Months After Leaving Nigeria by Mountbatten: 12:15pm On Jun 11, 2022*

So money changed him??

Gaming › What's The Best ISP In Lagos For Gaming In 2020? by Mountbatten(op): 12:10am On Nov 05, 2020*

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Loses Employment Opportunity Over Semi-nude DP On Social Media by Mountbatten: 9:05pm On Nov 30, 2019

mezarddinny:
the employer is unserious or she is probably a woman scared that the job seeker will come and take her shine in the office.

You're not making any sense.

Running background checks is standard HR procedure during recruitment process and that includes looking up the candidate on every possible channel. You need to be careful about whatever you post on social media as it could come under scrutiny in the nearest future.

[quote ]Jack Dorsey, the ceo of tweeter uses nose rings and styles his hair in an "unprofessional" manner yet he is still leading a giant company successfully. nigerians and their misplaced priorities[/quote]There's a reason why he's the CEO and can choose to do whatever he wants as he's a stakeholder at the company and maybe that's part of the work culture.

Random Chineye seeking job cannot dictate the terms to the employer and has to comply to their code of conduct. You wouldn't want Chineye to rise up the ranks only for such a post to come back to haunt her and the organisation.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can Somebody Get Me A Job Already? What Is It Sef. by Mountbatten: 3:15am On Oct 19, 2019

Why the hell should someone get you a job? How can anyone be so entitled— making demands like this when you’re not in a position to do so?

You’ve got a BSc and MSc and still can’t get a job? Oh poor you. There’s people who are more qualified and don’t have a job. On the other hand, there’s people who are less qualified with decent jobs.

Get your arse off the bed and go find a job yourself.

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Fashion › Re: Pictures Of The Most Beautiful Heritage Queen Finalist by Mountbatten: 8:39pm On Sep 03, 2019

Nice Photoshop ad.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ernst And Young (EY) 2019 Graduate Recruitment by Mountbatten: 8:39pm On Jun 11, 2019

Inioluwa133:
Following the last two years on Ey application process
1. Online test
2. Physical test
3. Interview
4. Assessment centre
After you're successful in all these stages, you will get your offer letter

Thanks for clearing things up. Got invited to the physical test this Saturday but no venue was given.

Any idea where the Lagos test will hold?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ernst And Young (EY) 2019 Graduate Recruitment by Mountbatten: 8:38pm On Jun 08, 2019

Somemma13:
Stages by dragnet
1. Application
2. Logical reasoning
3. Physical/aptitude test
4. Personality test
5. Assessment centre
6. General online test
7. Top management interview
8. CEO interview
9. Offer/documentation/medicals

I'm not sure if they will observe all protocols in this one but those are their normal stages

If this is true then looks I won't bother with the next stage. Already in a better place but was just testing the waters.

The logical reasoning test was easy but this recruitment process is a joke.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Main Two Reasons There Is High Unemployment Rate In Nigeria. by Mountbatten: 10:42pm On May 18, 2019

Mumu

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander needs accommodation on the island till he can secure a job by Mountbatten: 10:35pm On May 18, 2019

Choosing beggar. Its clear the OP isn't a serious person and a typical freeloader. You've got nothing to offer yet you make unreasonable demands? If you don't have a job, how will you contribute to the household? How can anyone in their 30s even be in such situation?

What a stupid proposal from a stupid person.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank Digital Lab. Graduate Trainee 2018 Thread by Mountbatten: 9:14pm On May 10, 2019

Since there's no information about this role, I might not take the assessment tomorrow. Can't understand how no one has any idea about this bank after searching everywhere and going through so many pages on here.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank Recruitment For Graduate Trainee 2017 (Bsc And HND Only) by Mountbatten: 9:14pm On May 10, 2019

I am not sure if I should bother going for the assessment tomorrow since I don't know what to expect. What is digital trainee? What is the role about? The pay and processes involved in training?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank 2019 Digital Trainee. Gather Here. by Mountbatten: 9:09pm On May 10, 2019

Invited to take the test tomorrow but been unable to find any information about the role, the pay and the training process. Might not take the test if I don't find any information by morning as I don't want to waste any time.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: MTN Nigeria Job Recruitment (3 Positions) by Mountbatten: 8:15pm On May 04, 2019

Quoting yourself is incredibly stupid and you should feel bad.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank Digital Lab. Graduate Trainee 2018 Thread by Mountbatten: 7:23pm On May 04, 2019

Applied and got invited for the assessment. Does anyone have any info on the structure of the test, interview procedures and monthly/annual compensation? Thanks.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Fidelity Bank Plc Graduate Digital Trainee Recruitment 2019 by Mountbatten: 8:03am On May 04, 2019

Applied and got invited for the assessment. Does anyone have any info on the structure of the test, interview procedures and monthly/annual compensation? Thanks.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Mountbatten: 9:14am On Nov 26, 2018

larryceous:
Hello guys, pls I received this message and will like to confirm the authenticity. Thanks

Your CV has been reviewed by our HR Department for your applied post, we are pleased to let you know that you are fit to work with us. You are to meet with our Executives for a brief ASSESSMENT to enable you start working with us. Details are as follows;

Venue: 1 Adekunle Owobiyi Close, Off Oladele Kadiri, adjacent Babcock schools, Ogba, Lagos

Time: 8:30am prompt

Date: MONDAY 26th November, 2018

Dress Code: Smart/Coperate

Kindly come along with a copy of this mail for reference purposes and identification. Confirm your availability by acknowledging this mail. For more inquiry/directions contact the secretary hotline on 07053431354.

Best Regards

Barr Norman

LEAD GLOBAL LIMITED

It's authentic as I live nearby. Ignore the other user with misleading comment.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Mountbatten: 9:11am On Nov 26, 2018

Esejoan:
The scam is clear here. How do they know you are fit to work them without even seeing you. Please continue your search for something better.

It's clear English comprehension isn't your strongest suit. What they meant by "fit" was that the applicant was a great match for the role and after reviewing their CV, they would fit in nicely for the available vacancy.

I hope your comment didn't put off someone from landing a job.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massage therapist, nail technicians and stylist urgently needed in Abuja by Mountbatten: 11:47pm On Nov 21, 2018

jd3trice:
Masters degree with 85k salary. This country sef

What a joke

Romance › Re: Angel Nwodo, 19-Year-Old Lady Marries A "Cute, Rich & Caring" Man (Photos) by Mountbatten: 7:38pm On Nov 02, 2017

19? If I hear! Abi na leap year?

Romance › Re: Nude Abuja Girl Shows N100,000 She Got From One Night Stand. Shares Video by Mountbatten: 7:29pm On Nov 02, 2017

A few years from now, this thot will be all over redemption camps asking where all the good men have gone when she was whoring about in her prime.

The only person I feel sorry for is the fool who will marry this used up sket.

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Family › Re: 8-Month-Old Indian Girl Weighs 10lbs, Craves For Food & Eats Like An Adult (Pics by Mountbatten: 8:48pm On Apr 14, 2017

Looks like Michelin tyres guy

Family › Re: Pregnant Wife Dumps Hubby , Elopes With Lover To USA (Pictured) by Mountbatten: 2:36pm On Apr 08, 2017

Another example of the female hypergamy nature. Women will always trade up if given the chance to do so. Never get married to these whöres, stay frosty brothers.

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