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Family › Re: My Father's Advice To Me When I Was Searching For A Wife... by Mpanyi: 1:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
samson612:
HEART TOUCHING STORY!!!
This one cuts deep inside,will make you cry..!!
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[size=23pt]The Love Story of a Unilag Babe and Bus Conductor[/size]

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Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this
morning. At the park this rough mean-looking conductor
also known as “agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for
passengers, his vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and
pidgin English.
“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with some
other passengers scuttled for seats. There was this beautiful
young lady who couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the
wind but waited patiently until the bus was almost filled.

Then she pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came
down then she would pay for a proper seat.
The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he hissed and
shouted to the driver to move that why didn’t she rush when
others were rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba and
clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know
you are a good man, never mind all this shout you have
been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me sit by
your side please”.

Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and
she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t
complain but rather started praising the agbero.
He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by
mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she
never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she
worked and she replied that she was a student
Stale story
Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Pastor Asks You To Hold Your Partner During Church Service. by Mpanyi: 10:16pm On Dec 25, 2015
Tundeiab:
The guy for the second pix be like person wey dey poo strong,thick shiit.
Funny you
Politics › Re: Judge Withdraws From Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial by Mpanyi: 4:27pm On Dec 23, 2015
[quote author=Ebukaobi post=41275773]Nnamdi Kanu will be executed in 2016
He will be hanged like the fool he is
Rip in advance to an IPOB dunce[/quote Why 2016? Why not now? Cowards
Agriculture › Re: See The Antelope My Uncle Killed Yesterday by Mpanyi: 1:49pm On Dec 23, 2015
Skywalker5:
Africans, killing everything for food. How many deer are in Nigeria that your uncle had to kill and eat it?
Enter bush and count them
Family › Re: Is It By Force To Take Your Child To Santa? (Photo) by Mpanyi: 5:27pm On Dec 20, 2015
kekakuz:
[size=20pt] this is no Santa, this is a pervert. They use the Santa disguise to abuse kids by placing them on their laps
Just like when Michel Jackson carried kids on his laps and rocked them.
Be warned parents don't scare your kids for life. [/size]
Dirty mind
Christianity Etc › Re: My Uncle Wants Me In Amorc by Mpanyi: 6:51pm On Dec 19, 2015
You're in for a spiritual battle. Yes or no, you've got a battle in your hand. You have eaten from them. Pray your way out, as if you're mad!
Travel › Re: Lady Narrates Experience Shopping For Peppers In United Kingdom by Mpanyi: 1:47pm On Dec 19, 2015
Simply unputdownable. Nice write-up!
Crime › Re: Ritual Killers: One -chance Operators Devise New Strategies by Mpanyi: 5:49am On Dec 18, 2015
damton:
It's just happens that God has not signed that he be dead by then.

In Nigeria, one should be grateful for his existence.

because the heart of Men is desperately wicked.
What do you mean? There is power in the name 'Jesus' from the right mouth. That power saved the man. Nothing can vitiate the fact.
Celebrities › Re: ‘The Resident’ Hotel: Osita Iheme Set To Unveil His Hotel In Owerri by Mpanyi: 6:06pm On Dec 15, 2015
x6blade:
Am sure some girls now will be regretting why they didn't accept his proposal in the past. Instead they were waiting for the replica of Jesus Christ to toast them
Haba. Must we use this name JESUS anyhow?
Politics › Re: Iranians Storm Nigerian Embassy In Tehran To Protest Army Attack On Shiites by Mpanyi: 3:58pm On Dec 15, 2015
Vulu:
THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THAT NIGERIA IS A PUPPET STATE TO BRITISH GOVT. AND OTHER INTEREST THAT'S WHY NNAMDI KANU ATTACKS THE BRUTISH BRITISH GOVERNMENT.
See reasoning
Christianity Etc › Re: Imo To Unveil The Tallest Statue Of Jesus Christ In Africa (Photo) by Mpanyi: 2:42pm On Dec 15, 2015
Nice one. More of it. Some people hate
being reminded of Christ by any means. Let them argue whether is him or not, as long as it makes them discuss Christ, it will be fantastic.

For those talking that bible said we should not make graven image, ark of convenant with images of the two Cherubim is what? Please you guys should the scripture well, and know is about not worshipping images or any creature, even though some of you are worshipping human beings.
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Gets Her Teeth Braced (photos) by Mpanyi: 5:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
OP, why use the word 'infamous' for Linda. That was insulting. Take time.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Biblical Is Church Wedding? by Mpanyi: 11:29am On Dec 06, 2015
Op, please believe what you want to believe and leave others. There are many references of wedding/marriage in the scripture. In the old testament the Jews were given instruction on how marriage should go. Isn't that enough to tell you is godly and biblical? You lumped different issues about some of problems with our contemporary christian life with your post about wedding. Again, believe whatever you want to believe.
Politics › Re: 105 Nigerian Soldiers Missing After Fierce Gun Battle With Boko Haram by Mpanyi: 12:15pm On Nov 19, 2015
Money40:
Mass beheading to take place today tongue carry on boko haram we are behind you those soldiers are cowards killing unarmed Biafrans , please bring more bombs to ekiti osun and Abuja, shekau thanks more bullet to your guns
Spewing trash
Politics › Re: Philip Effiong's 90th Posthumous Birthday Is Today! by Mpanyi: 2:02pm On Nov 18, 2015
Great man! Meanwhile Ojukwu's escape made Nigeria's victory inconclusive and made Nigeria to be cautious and ever wary.
Education › Re: He Doesn't Want To Attend His Convocation Ceremony Because He Had A 2.2 (Pic) by Mpanyi: 8:17pm On Nov 16, 2015
DedeNkem:
What you do when you fall matters most than the fall itself.

By the way, why can't Nigerian "graduates" write a simple proper English? It's annoying seeing what those who call themselves graduates write as English.

Nigerian Universities chunk out illiterate graduates yearly, which is very disappointing and pathetic!
Graduate, where are question marks in your questions? And it's churn out not chunk out.
Education › Re: He Doesn't Want To Attend His Convocation Ceremony Because He Had A 2.2 (Pic) by Mpanyi: 4:34pm On Nov 16, 2015
Elthugnificent:
Okay you win. I told you not to make the topic of discussion about.

You are very proud of your 2.2 hence why you are happily going for the convocation.

But your friend who believe he is more than that, deemed it fit not to attend. Because simply to him it is of no use celebrating a 2.2 against a 2.1. Hence, won't derive no joy at the convocation.

You did well for yourself, but learn to respect your friend decision.
Oga Einstein we don hear
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by Mpanyi: 6:23pm On Nov 15, 2015
That's to tell you men get conscience more than women. women no dey get remorse
Career › Re: Feeling Used And Dumped! by Mpanyi: 8:07pm On Nov 13, 2015
I am wowed by peoples' kind responses. I used to think this was only obtainable in western countries like USA. It's well. I am proud. of us all. Op,it' well.
Politics › Re: We Need Good Leadership In The SE Not Biafra. by Mpanyi: 9:56pm On Nov 11, 2015
I wasted my time reading this. All I saw was fear of the unknown boldly written by somebody that is probably in comfort zone like many politicians from SE and beneficiaries of the present system.

How could talk about presidential election during OBJ regime that. was obviously rigged?
Politics › Re: Buhari & Ojukwu Protesting Against Obasanjo's Govt (throwback Pic) by Mpanyi: 6:55pm On Nov 10, 2015
seunmsg:
Even Ojukwu recognises the leadership qualities of PMB and hence, the joint protest that he embarked on with the general. If he was to be alive today, am sure he will guide the misguided Igbo youths away from the path of hatred and destruction that Nnamdi Kanu is currently leading them to. He definitely won't want the Igbos of today to make the terrible mistake he led his people into making in the 60's.
Are you well at all? Terrible mistake he made or Nigeria made?
Crime › Re: Woman Meets Her Raper In Banking Hall by Mpanyi: 7:10am On Nov 09, 2015
panpan:
Apart from the alleged rape, the man made at least two errors:
- Inscribing an identifiable tattoo.
- Sagging his trousers in public (thus revealing the tattoo).
What are you talking? No perfect crime anywhere! There is always a clue about a crime. The fact it happened is enough clue and the culprit will be found, just a matter of time if law enfircement agents and public never get tired in trailing the culprits.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by Mpanyi: 8:56pm On Nov 08, 2015
bulldoza:
Only a big stupíd senseless Morônic foól believe that Jesus christ is God

Gosh!
Are you crazy or just stupíd?

Jesus = God?

Son you're a foól
Jesus = The Word = God. John 1:1. If you're a christian and you understand small math and you continue to cling to what you want or your organisation wants you to believe, to your own peril. However if you are from another religion, get off this topic.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by Mpanyi: 8:30pm On Nov 08, 2015
[quote author=Jessicha post=39815310]In other words , they made heaven without Jesus ? Yes or no . Just confess

[/quote

Confess what? Before Abraham Jesus, The Word, was. So what else do you want to drive at?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by Mpanyi: 7:49pm On Nov 08, 2015
Sarang:
Well Jesus said it himself,My Father is greater than I am.
Jesus has a father and he prayed to his father to glorify him alongside the glory he had before.
I will ask you,dont you have a father? Are you your Father?
You people do not have a clue about the person of Jesus Christ. May be you people have but for the best reason known to you chose to ignore it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by Mpanyi: 7:41pm On Nov 08, 2015
Jessicha:
If Jesus is the only way to heaven , why did moses and David made heaven without him dying for them ?? Pls reply .



According to Jesus , who is a born again ? Where did Noah go when he died ? How did he made heaven since he is not a born again ?
Talking off point, with all due respect.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by Mpanyi: 6:27pm On Nov 08, 2015
MVLOX:
Ask urself dis fine question....where did Adam and Eve go to? Where did God say dey will go too if dey die? Just like Adam and Eve unbeliever will go to Hell which is d common grave of man.
Your question didn't make sense as Jesus have already told us about hell and heaven at many instances. He even gave a parable that had to do with Abraham and Lazarus. Don't tell is just parable as you know Jesus does not say what is not obtainable
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by Mpanyi: 6:18pm On Nov 08, 2015
Jehovah Witness do not believe in existence of hell and that Jesus is God, notwithstanding bible teachings to the contrary. For the aforementioned reasons, they are antichrist. Let them prove me wrong.
Politics › Re: Inside Special Forces: Nigeria’s Most-feared Fighting Unit by Mpanyi: 1:26pm On Nov 07, 2015
EternalTruths:
These are news that irritates BH


Very soon they will prove to Nigerians how hopeless FG is by bombing Abuja or even Southern Nigeria most important city.. cool
Maybe you can bomb the cities for them
Business › Re: How A White Man Surprised All In The Bank by Mpanyi: 8:24am On Nov 07, 2015
OP you created a good post. Don't mind some people. Most commenters that are Igbos and Hausas, especially Igbos, cannot speak their languages. I only take exception to Igbo men being 'nuisance'
Education › Re: Can You Solve This Math That Baffled Australian Students? by Mpanyi: 8:18pm On Nov 05, 2015
60 degrees. simple!

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