₦airaland Forum

ile naira: Mr Aboki, I'm not sure what you're defending or even whether you know anything about weapons. Have you ever attended a weapons safety course? Before you lend credence to carelessness and allow a culture of 'accidental discharges' to continue claiming lives, think.

ile naira: For your information, guns don't just 'malfunction'. If the person in charge of the gun is not in a state of alert, why was the safety off? Why was the automatic mode engaged? why was a loaded weapon allowed to be in a position of falling or slipping?

Etumgbe: The policeman, identified as Sergeant Peter Adegbesan, was said to have left his service riffle uncorked when it fell from his hand and started firing.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/policeman-kills-customs-officer-in-lagos/#sthash.z23AyOik.dpuf

ile naira: No wonder idiotic police walk around with their gun safety catches off in the most unwarranted of places because the average Nigerian will excuse it and mouth the usual 'Eyah / RIP'.

yuzedo: is truth. i neeeeeeds ten thousand copys for my lonelyness!!! Anoufia! u cant voluntear ursef for a grate and punny-changing wikend in banana iceland abi?

bigbasho: I dnt bliv in accident when it comes to rifle handling. Have u ever heard that happen in the military? Just because they lack firing discipline. Y will ur riffle fall? U see most of this policemen swinging their riffle on d street wch is supposed to be faced down at evry point in time.

kambee: hahahahaha lmao can't stop laffing daddy Aboki..

Screw Toolz...

Hellooo Kambee...



_{You can slap me around, spank me and make me call you whatever you like..}

Holla at your Aboki..

yuzedo: Two days ago my car stalled on Third Mainland Bridge and i had it towed off the bridge for repairs. While the mechanic was working on it, i caught sight of a young mother walking with her possibly 18-month old daughter. She stopped and proceeded to wear a hijab on the little girl. Perhaps i should say "attempted", because this act was vigorously resisted by the little angel.. She cried, wailed, forced off most petulantly this religious garment with all the righteous tears and power her little body could muster. She eventually won the battle and walked away with hand in hand with the exasperated mother, her victory instantly forgotten, but the peace and comfort of not having to wear that cloth radiating all over her precious face.

For some reason, her emphatic resistance of the hijab got me thinking. Don't ask me what. This story just made me remember the incident.

- yuzedo ©2013

Demdem:
Okija, Wettin u dey talk sef?

Na who you dey call Okija..

E be like say your matter don serious pass before o!!

Oya waka go here for more tori ; https://www.nairaland.com/1399185/oyo-government-removes-lunatics-ibadan

Demdem: why must we even have a Junior minister considering the perm sec, directors etc manning all these ministries? is like u sanctioning junior commissioners. does that make sense to u at all?

Bros I dey hail o!

I just wan advise you make you no make mistake pass Oyo State carelessly o.. Dem don dey catch your type now for the state! I hear say na narrow escape Bluetooth take escape yesterday..

_{Take am easy sha...}

ile naira: Chei!, see my people and reasoning.
Accident abi negligence? Are we not talking about a person's life being lost at the hand of a supposedly trained defender of the same life?

phardeylush: Erm... Questions;

1. Can a guy rent this room?!
Actually, we want a lady to rent the room.

2. I know that the house is ensuite, but what other facilities are shared and how is it done?!
There's a living downstairs that can be used by the person that rents the last room

3. Who cleans the general areas?!
We will take turns in cleaning the common areas. or we will simply a cleaner to come weekly

4. Who pays for the maintanance of the common areas (Kitchen, Living room, e.t.c).
We will share the bills accordingly


5. Are the girls fine?! Single? Employed? and love-addicts?! grin
Lol.....

Hmmmm!

So since you girls (or should I say Ladies) want a female tenant, Can I Aboki come and visit you ladies just to make sure you are all alright?!

I'm serious o!!

Infact, I'm willing to take up the cost of maintaning the house.. YES!! I'm a philantropist like that... You can call me Phill..

phardeylush: There is a newly built 4 bedroom terrace for share.

We are three ladies already staying and needs one more person to share with. All rooms are ensuite.

Two rooms with each sitting room.

N675,000 for the Room. This is inclusive of agency fee and legal fee.

Please call me on 08098088360 or email me: fadeniyi@hotmail.co.uk

Erm... Questions;

1. Can a guy rent this room?!

2. I know that the house is ensuite, but what other facilities are shared and how is it done?!

3. Who cleans the general areas?!

4. Who pays for the maintanance of the common areas (Kitchen, Living room, e.t.c).


5. Are the girls fine?! Single? Employed? and Nymphos?!







@ Docjuli:: Odikwa very risky!!

Clemzy16: "When a person suffers from delusion it is called madness, when a group of people suffers from delusion it is called religion."

"nice move by the cameroonian goverment, but not all these pentecostal churches are 'fake' as claimed. So, they should try to point-out those that are genuine so they don't end up banning all."

"BTW, why is the death of youngsters always happening in Winners Chapel churches world wide??! Shey dem dey cursed ni. . ."


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Since we cant tell who is fake and real, I suggest a blanket banning of all Pentecostal churches..

Any one that will be allowed to operate in the State should be taxed and made to carry out social responsibility works worth atleast 40% of their gross annual income (after taxes)..

Soreza: so nigeria is the good samaritan sending troops to malis,spending millions of dollars,and loss of our soilders lives,is just a necklace called mali award we receive,this big brother merciful heart gat to stop,exactly what we did for south africa and all they can pay us later was deportation of our citizens and killing them there,lets give mali 6 to 7 yrs then we will remind them of what we did for them after their deportation or worst even@young politician

goldenvicky: hehehehe,Aboki keep dreaming.sha cum out from u̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ dreamlan ;Dd

That was exactly what Josephs brothers said..





Well.. Guess who fvcked Portiphars wife and became President of Egypt?! YES!! Goodluck Joseph..

One day, I will have Toolz screaming 'Aboki, you are my Daddy' in ecstasy..

Until then, where is that my 13yr old Wife sef..

Soso990240: and how many african leaders has received such from other african countries? Ur papa get chieftancy title?

You dey mind that son of a roadside vulcanizer..

Fesisko: not necessary Ak47, there is this particular gun :FMC, that fire automatically the moment it fall, or is been hit with any hard object. it will be shooting rapidly, without you the handler pressing the trigger. that gun has no safety cache.

Seenyo: D clueless shepopotamuse @ it again! Even when d retardeen has so far delivered darkness/retogression et-al!

Dont blame the Egberipapa or the Shepopotamus for your problems in Life..


Others are advancing under this government, the others are complaining..

dapojaja: A friend's cousin(kid) from America, while coming all the way from airport and passing thru our roads could not help but exclaimed "wow! i love nigerian policemen, they are carrying big heavy guns, meeen! They got to shooot grrrrrrrrr! gaagagagah!" Policemen in civilized countries like US, UK (can't ascertain others) don't carry automatic rifles, they only go about with pistols. 'm not saying Nigerian policemen should hand down their rifles, not especially when touts, robbers and boko guys could be in possession of far more sophisticated firearms, 'm just lamenting of the state of insecurity in the country where security men lack essential security facilities yet several billions of naira just grow legs and walk away from what we all called govet purse.

The Nigerian Polices answer to Criminals carrying big weapons, was to equip the Nigerian Police with big weapons as well.. Forgetting that it isnt the size of a weapon that determines the outcome of a gunfight, but the training and handling of that weapon.

triploc: am at a job interview venue am among the next batch to enter,pls wish me luck my dear friends.