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 Politics › Re: Former Vice President, Atiku Abukakar:tweets "I Am Not As Rich As Don Jazzy by MrAboki: 12:30pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
If I hear am |
| Crime › Re: Man Burnt To Death For Impregnating Mother, Daughter by MrAboki: 12:26pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
Tolexander: Obuko(he-goat), Odomodoya(mother fucker and pikin fucker)!I doubt the poor grieving widow and orphan girl could resist his schlong..  https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lohebcagRE1qksg7ao1_500.gif 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Man Burnt To Death For Impregnating Mother, Daughter by MrAboki: 12:23pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
Nice Story bro.. Question: Why did he pour Pepper on the man before roasting him?! Was it to spice him up or what?! If so, was it Suya pepper he poured on the man or just normal dried Pepper.  2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 12:20pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
360command: Making me laugh with your 'ADVICE'. But i will keep to it and take serious precautions . Thanks for the advice.Bros.. My point is get yourself something to protect yourself with.. I have a friend that carries a Parker pen. One has this really weird keyholder that can be used as a weapon. Some just get the Swiss Army set. Maybe, just Maybe, if that Nigerian boy had some sort of weapon on him, he may have been able to defend himself. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 11:54am On Aug 12, 2013 |
laprince: Die hard!! Die hard, chasing wot?Dude!! The full Story is yet to be told. Avoiding what environment?! Dude! haterz can come for you anywhere, even in Church!! Advice: Get yourself a Gun & Stay sharp! I've been jumped in a club before so I know. Got a bottle smashed on my head. Swore never to get caught slippin again, so I started concealing my switchblade. F`ucking Bouncers could never spot it hidden in my keychain. Needless to say my crew and I tracked down some of those punks and shanked em. Those rat bastards hunt in packs, but when you isolate em, they are straight bit(hes.. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 11:43am On Aug 12, 2013 |
laprince: Someday soon, maybe ur only broda wud be d victim.Absolutely not necessary dragging his family into this. This nigga was caught slippin and got merked. #Period. Any other person caught in a similar predicament, would face similar. You dont need to start making shiit personal. Nobody here is responsible for his murder. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 11:34am On Aug 12, 2013 |
laprince: So, " niggyz" , so to speak dont die, dey kill. Right? Prey or predator.Everybody dies.. But 'Niggyz' Die Hard.. 1st rule of Niggyz! 'Never let em catch you slippin'. |
| Politics › Re: Wike: I Won’t Allow Amaechi Rubbish Jonathan by MrAboki: 11:15am On Aug 12, 2013 |
In the words of Amaechi; WIKE IS TOO INSIGNIFICANT TO DISCUSS NUFF SAID |
| Nairaland General › Re: Chaos On Ore-benin Road Over The Death Of A Footballer by MrAboki: 11:06am On Aug 12, 2013 |
batstan: Its still a lost to the super eagles, maybe he would have made it to the team. Gerrithttps://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nkj4HPDE1r39nas.gif |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 11:01am On Aug 12, 2013 |
nbright: not all parents want their child/ren to be raised like "niggyz"... His Parents were rich..Well!! Not being a 'Niggyz' just cost his rich parents their son..  Now y'all want we 'Niggyz' to go clap back.. Now how is that fair?! |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 10:11am On Aug 12, 2013 |
berem: Lol! nwoke oma, that's a statue. Is there any man as huge as that?Ano'm ofume nne! Gi nwa kwanu?! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by MrAboki: 10:09am On Aug 12, 2013 |
My unemployed future ex-girlfriend... |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 10:08am On Aug 12, 2013 |
drake2005: lol...I laugh sote I no fit waka. Nah were I fit buy dagger for yankee? Anybody wey dey for Yankee, you don ever see dagger? I never seen one. Nah only box cutter I get.Go get yourself a Swiss Army Set.. Comes with a dagger... You never know when you would need it. In my younger days in Ghana, my friend and I started going to clubs with a switch blade after we got jumped by like 15 boys in one night. Thinking of it now, the irony of it all was that it was because of a 'WHITE GIRL'.. |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 10:05am On Aug 12, 2013 |
berem: Very True!BIA Nwayi!!! What are you doing under that man and why is your hand squeezing his selling point?! |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 9:52am On Aug 12, 2013 |
playah P: Is there anything wrong with partying with white bittttches??.... Does he deserve to die cos of dt bullshit??If only Niggas would learn to stay away from withe biitcches, they would live longer.. 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Norwegian Prime Minister Works As A Taxi Driver by MrAboki: 9:44am On Aug 12, 2013 |
If na Naija, BREAKING NEWS:: Fashola works under-cover as Keke Napep rider in Lagos. Gets arrested and Manhandled by LASTMA for riding against Traffic and attempting to run away. - Channels ACN/APC blame PDP for the attack on Gov. Fashola. Says LASTMA officers were agents of the PDP. - Sahara reporters PDP denies the allegations and says Fashola should be taken to the Psychiatric Hospital for evaluation. Says the Law must take its course. - Punch GEJ applauds LASTMA for its professionalism. Promises them better welfare package. - NationAPGA says that the attack on Fashola is an attempted genocide on Ndi Igbos. - Daily Sun Fashola flown abroad for treatment after being bailed from LASTMA police Station. - Tell FRSC and Police declare Fashola wanted for riding an Okada without Riders Permit. - Newswatch 118 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by MrAboki: 9:38am On Aug 12, 2013*. Modified: 10:03am On Aug 12, 2013 |
I guess it is only fair to say M-lee is now 'sleeping with the fishes'.. https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d6p2PcSI1qkux9mo1_500.jpg R.I.P Nigerian Student.. Maybe, Just maybe if he had stayed and studied instead to partying... #Just Maybe.. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Chaos On Ore-benin Road Over The Death Of A Footballer by MrAboki: 9:31am On Aug 12, 2013 |
WHAT A GREAT LOSS FOR THE SUPER EAGLES!!!!! Mikel R.I.P 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Okah Hides Sim In Pant; Smuggles Phone Into Cell by MrAboki: 9:24am On Aug 12, 2013*. Modified: 9:51am On Aug 12, 2013 |
Unbelievable.. So Okah is not a Virgin?! For someone who said he was about to be r`aped by male guards, I wonder how he smuggled a cellphone into prison.. He had better stop playing hard to get with those prison guards, or else! The next 'HEAVILY ARMED' guard that searches him, would shove an entire 'ARM' up his 'Smuggle pocket'.... 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by MrAboki: 9:23am On Aug 12, 2013 |
Imprisoned ex-Politician |
| Crime › Re: Guard On Rescue Mission Allegedly Kills Boss In Error by MrAboki: 9:08am On Aug 12, 2013 |
[b]So we have a case here of; Manslaughter: That is if it can be ascertained that Segun Salami fired upon his boss in error. However, before any charges are brought, an investigation should be carried out. to determine the following; 1. Was he in good terms with his boss prior to the shooting. That is, did he have any reason to want him dead. 2. How many guns were a the scene. Was the Security man the only person that was armed at the crime scene or was more than one weapon involved. If the latter is the case, what weapons were the others holding, and wht weapon killed the Boss. 3. If the Security Man was indeed the person who fired the fatal shot, was it done in error. Did he have any reason to use his weapon. Who/what was he aiming at when he fired the fatal shot. Basically try and recnstruct the events according to his testimony and that of other eye witnesses to get a clearer picture. I couldnt help but notice the 'Put some gunpowder in it' part of his account, meaning he was using a very old school local weapon that fires a unique type of pellet that can be easily traced. An autopsy should be carried out immediately and the matter put to rest. I also hope that the Police also arrested the hoodlums that attcked the chief in the first place. Atleast charge them with 'Disturbing the peace' for starters while investigations are going on. Barrister ABOKI Esq Judge & Jury in cases relating to; Charge & Bail, 2 fighting, Quarrel, Lost and found, an other petty cases.. 17 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Pro-jang Governors Stop Him From Reading Communiqué by MrAboki: 9:01am On Aug 12, 2013 |
Pro-Jang supporters = Theodore Orji - Abia State: Performance as governor thus far far = FAIL Emmanuel Uduaghan - Delta State: Performance as Governor thus far = Below Average. Seriake Dickson - Bayelsa State: Performance as Governor = FAIL. Apkabio Godswill - Akwa Ibom State: Performance as Governor = PASS Ibrahim Shema - Katsina: Performance as Governor = UNKNOWN! 6 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by MrAboki: 8:02am On Aug 12, 2013 |
Jehovahs Witness |
| Properties › Re: URGENT:: OKIJA JUJU Needs A 1 Bedroom Flat In Lagos Island. by MrAboki: 7:56am On Aug 12, 2013 |
Imanuelle: happy birthday boss!+- Nwanne Daalu ri'nne |
| Celebrities › Re: Oprah 'suffers Racism' In Zurich Switzerland by MrAboki: 3:57pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Why not just leave the store, return with a buncha destitute blacks, have them clean out every darn item in the store, pay for it, buy up the building and turn it into a homeless shelter... Boss! 51 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Police Smash Baby Factory In Rivers by MrAboki: 10:17am On Aug 09, 2013 |
Sounds like Hokus Pokus to me.. 1. What do you inject into a woman that would make her tummy swell and remain so for 9Months only to disappear after the faux birth.. 2. Even if the women were hypnotised, were their husbands hypnotised as well? If this article is all the Police has to go to court with, then this matter is as good as dead on arrival.. 8 Likes |
| Entertainment › Re: Meet Paulo Machado, The Man Who Has Lived In Hospital For 45 Years by MrAboki: 4:32pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Madawaki01: ABOKI,WE DON SEE U,OYA, SHINE MY SHOE. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by MrAboki: 4:30pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
deols: Go and check my posts. I havent supported those claims.Then I'm really sorry for attacking you like that.. Oya, lets hug and make up.. https://i.imgur.com/R0UHb0E.gif 2 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Luggage Charge Leaves Passengers Stranded At Lagos Airport by MrAboki: 4:27pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
honey86: Thanks. Do you wrap it before you get to the airport or at the airport?In Nigeria, You only wrap at the airport after searching.. In Obodo Oyibo, you can do it from home because most times, searches are done via scanners and dogs.. However, it is always wise to wrap your bags at the airport after you have been cleared because you might have to open and take stuff out of it during check-in.. Example: Excess weight, e.t.c. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Massive Fire At Kenya's International Airport by MrAboki: 3:48pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Clitoris: They are so many fire engines in working conditions in Nigeria, what we lack is water for the fire enginesMy dear.. We even have water now sef.. Whenever there is a Fire in certain cities in Nigeria (Including Rivers, Lagos and Abuja), not just the Fire Service trucks respond, but even private fire fighters from companies as well.. Atleast Nigerian Airports have like 3 Fire turcks ready at all times.. No be our own bad pass.. 1 Like |
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