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Christianity EtcRe: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by MrAboki: 3:44pm On Aug 07, 2013
deols: Miracles happen, of course but this is not one of them. This is a LIE.
But if the News had said WOMBLESS MUSLIM WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN QURAN HOLDING BABIES, you would have said ALLAHU AKBAR ..
CelebritiesRe: Capital FEMI Sings To Rita Dominic by MrAboki: 3:42pm On Aug 07, 2013
yuzedo: bro tenk. Af send ritual killer to asasinet d jungle bunny lookin scooby doo. Am makin him d first escape goat for anyone dat looooook my sweerat in a funky way! angry angry angry sooooo wuzup, can u dash me 5k? I want to eat peppersoup pie. undecided
Neighbour!!

No na.. We the residents of Banana eyeland no dey borrow money na.. grin
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 3:41pm On Aug 07, 2013
andyanders: That road I by passed from Shagamu through Ogijo to Ikorudu on my way to Lagos, is what one can tag as the worst road on earth.
The former Minister of Works, then Ogunlewe was so stupid that he failed to do that road when I asked if any government official EVER came from that area. Obasanjo also as I was told failed during his reign to EVER impact on the people within that area.
Worst is the case of their light as PHCN as I was informed do not give light to the area and most of their transformers are not working as most f them were installed in the eighties. I was even informed that they stay without light for more than 8 months.

Amosun and Fashola has even failed to look into the plight of the people with that area because they NEVER see any reason only blaming the Federal government as they refer the road as Federal road. Must the people suffer to stay alive? No good road, no water, no light and when these politicians needs vote, they will find their way to these areas to get their vote and off they go.

There are lots of companies situated along the road from Shagamu to Ikorodu.

Jonathan should look at the plight of these people and reconstruct this road for them as it will help reduce the journey of people travelling to Lagos if they should go though Shagamu-Ikorodu through the NNPC at Fasnmi depot.
Fresh Air is coming to that Road soon... Eko will not Baje because Jonathan is involved.. grin
Christianity EtcRe: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by MrAboki: 3:24pm On Aug 07, 2013
~Bluetooth:
The spermatozoa met the egg in her stomach; they both seek rendezvous in her large intestine and the baby came out through her an'u's.

I keep wondering why all these kind of miracles only happen in Nigeria.
Ogbeni, take one Alomo for my head jor!

These people just dey carry theirself play! Even God sef shock for the miracle.. grin
FashionRe: Aevin Dugas With Biggest Natural Afro by MrAboki: 3:17pm On Aug 07, 2013
Christianity EtcRe: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by MrAboki: 3:03pm On Aug 07, 2013
ONLY IN NIGERIA

A wombless woman... Gives birth. Okay!

CelebritiesRe: Capital FEMI Sings To Rita Dominic by MrAboki: 2:56pm On Aug 07, 2013
Yuzedo..... YUZEDO!!!!

Come o!!!

Persin wants snatch your sweet ice cream girl o!! angry
Christianity EtcRe: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by MrAboki: 2:52pm On Aug 07, 2013
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 2:51pm On Aug 07, 2013
lastpage: With the kind of "MENTALITY" on display on this thread (and its same on most critical threads), l think NIGERIANS are A CRAZY BUNCH and NIGERIA IS PHUCKED!

*F.G awards Road contracts to its cronies (Anenih, Ogunlewe, Fashawe, e.t.c) knowing fully well that these criminals would not do the road (or just pour red sand on it!) .. knowing that these criminals would just embezzle the money.
--- But what can someone like the President do?.. when he himself is a known thief and treasury looter (even by proxy, at times)

Instead of lashing out at the F.G, the morons that most Nigerians are, "see it through TRIBAL/POLITICAL PARTY LENSE"!

*State Governments whose citizens are suffering and dying on these roads try to do the roads.
-- F.G, fearing that they would lose "popularity" at the expense of the opposition party, will put all sort of obstacles on their path and outright erect sign-boards warning the states to stay away from repairing the roads!

Yet, my Niggas would still blame the states for not repairing the roads!! huh huh

One can still recall how OBJ strangled Lagos state for four years, just to bring it to its knees!
WHY: Because state allocation was tied to number of local Govts (which should rightly be tied to population size) ..and Lagos rightly felt that with a population of about 20-million, it deserves more local Govt than some states in the North with a quarter of that population but has more Local Govts than Lagos state!

A sensible OBJ would have said, l will only give you what you earn currently, irrespective of the number of lOcal Govt you "arbitrarily create" by yourself. End of story.
But the idiotic baboon chose to deny the state, its Federal allocation till the Eediot was disgraced out of power while trying to change the constitution ala-Mobutu style, for a third term!


*When Yar Ardua came to power, it was agreed that since the F.G is noted for its looting of funds meant for infrastructure, states which construct roads that belong to the F.G (due t urgent need) should be reimbursed, states like Lagos, which are ruled by thieving Governors like Tinubu, felt it was an opportunity to "extort money" from the F.G!

---Lagos repaired some F.G road but inflated the Bill ... and expectedly, the moaning F.G refused to pay!
Even where the cost was not inflated, the F.G saw it as another opportunity to strangulate the state (opposition-party ruled state!) so as to give them a bad name, make the citizens of the state grumble and be disgruntled so that possibly, they can switch their allegiance to the F.G party (PDP).

*Now, if anyone comes here and tell you that "Tinubu" did not contribute to this problem with his brazen stealing of state funds, that person is simply an "Ostrich".
Any sane President would think twice before doling out any more money to Lagos state, seeing the way the Tinubu has cornered ACN and the allocation of Lagos state, even to the extent of demanding by threat, allocations to Local govts! (I would not even bother to go into details of the roguery and shenanigans of this master-looter!Posterity will write his/their history and it will be damning!)

Having "analysed the genesis of the problem", l will expect that sane people )in government and the masses alike) will look at the problem and proffer a SOLUTION WHICH ADDRESSES AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM! huh


PROBLEM: Bad roads in lagos (most F.G Roads) and the dying thousands of Nigerians (Yes, not only Lagosians die on those roads, trust me on that) dying daily on such roads.

SOLUTION: FIX THE DAMN ROADS ASAP! Simple and straight forward enough, right?

PROCESS:
1.) [b]Get "QUALIFIED EXPERTS and ACTUARIES to determine the "STANDARD AND COST OF EXECUTING EACH ROAD PROJECT".[/b]
2.) Tie jail terms and possible executions by firing squads, to anyone who sabotages such National infrastructure by embezzling the funds and not doing the projects on time, properly and to order.
Whether Mr. President has the courage to do these or whether those useless Assembly (Sin-nators and Reps) have the ball to hold him accountable is another factor)

3.) By Public tender, give the road to the best Coy available; if need be, give it to foreign Coys leek Julius Berger, Guffanti, e.t.c. I recall that one of the roads (Ile-Ife road was given to the company of the Ooni of Ife; that thieving and disgrace of an Oba did a shoddy work and embezzled the money! Ofcourse, the contract was payment for his infamous "the man is talking sense saga" during the IBB must go and Abiola must die era!
Same Ooni of Ife said Yar Adua was doing 50-push-ups per day when he is already kaput, weeks ago!
Such a "disgrace to the Yorubas and everything Tradition stands for". He is a THIEF!)
I digress.

4.) Realization that no matter the political differences between parties, who rules where or where the road lies, Nigerians must not be allowed to be dying like chicken, on our roads NEEDLESSLY!
Thus, whatever it takes, those roads MUST be repaired and re-constructed.

5.) Finally, we the Stewpid and gullible masses:
How long shall we be at each others throat, defending shyte, defending thieves and treasury looters, just to make a silly point? Dont we realize that we are all in the same "sinking Boat"?
Dont we realize, as Micheal Jackson will put it, "They (Politicians) dont really care about us"?
They only care about how much they can steal, buy Private Jets (to ensure that they never have anything to do with those roads) and go abroad for medical check-up when they fail to build and repair Hospitals in Nigeria!
How stewpid can we be (as seen on this thread), by "taking sides" and defending them with all sorts of stewpid and up-side-down "logic"??


Roads/Transports affects everything and everybody! ...even if you dont drive on it, the food you buy, the provisions you use are transported on that road! What about your extended family members? What about your Gateman and his family? What about your office worker who lives and plies that road?
Maybe Madam (Dame) Patience Mother would still be alive today, if she had told her husband (Mr. President), the "home truth" about the state of that road? ...[b]what goes around will eventually come around.


We are too selfish, so self-centered that we are willing to sacrifice our own lives ...just to spite other people (Tribes, origins of other state, members of other Political parties, e.t.c) or just for some temporary advantage like our able friends Reuben Abatti, Oshiomole (as NLC Presidnt), Segun Adeniyi (Thisday), Fani Kayode (loud & uncouth mouth!), e.t.c[/b]

That is why l think we are a dying specie, a morally decadent specie and we are phucked...except we begin to immediately shine-our-eyes!
It does not stop us from bickering and bitching but we must know where to draw the line... and this l must say, is our greatest failing as a People!
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Lastpage!

NB: feel free to critique my post, with a better, sensible and logical argument.
Feel free to abuse me as well, if thats all you got upstairs. wink
I am against child marriage, but you can marry one of my neighbours 13 year old daughter for this brilliant post..
TravelRe: First International Flight Takes-off From Enugu 24th August by MrAboki: 2:41pm On Aug 07, 2013
9jacrip: [size=14pt]
Ni99@ STFU!
What commerce are the Igbos controlling? (spare parts and electronic appliance sale?)

It is a nice development and I hope the FG looks into the issue of a port and railway for the East smiley[/size]
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PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 2:39pm On Aug 07, 2013
ochukoccna: People like you do not aid the cause of Ebele Jonathan
Those Lagosians are not from Mars you know undecided undecided
Or is he no longer their president too? angry angry
You sure must be a ciizen of mumudom as spoken by Lagbaja here https://www.nairaland.com/1386370/lagbaja-responds-okey-ndibe-mumudom grin grin grin grin
Aint we all.. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Massive Fire At Kenya's International Airport by MrAboki: 2:34pm On Aug 07, 2013
Sweet baby Jesus!!


I hope say nobody Private Jet burn o!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do I Locate Gimbia Street In Garki, Abuja? by MrAboki: 2:30pm On Aug 07, 2013
dasparrow: Must you be rude? Or do you think that everyone on this forum is a kid?
Are you mensurating or what?!

What was rude about my post?! So someone cant make a lighthearted joke again without assh0les making a fuss out of nothing.

Bros drex go far jor!

Christianity EtcRe: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by MrAboki: 2:05pm On Aug 07, 2013
And Dr. House be like;

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PoliticsRe: Encounter With Herdsmen In Delta by MrAboki: 12:51pm On Aug 07, 2013
I dey come... This story long!
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 12:50pm On Aug 07, 2013
Demdem: I can still remember the commisioner of works in Lagos claiming that the FG hasn't refunded the money used in re constructing some FG roads in Lagos.
Why should they embark on this again if retardeen haven't paid the ones he owned?
Because its Lagosians not President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Usman Akpan Udeme Jonathan (GCON, CCAF and Egberipapa 1 of Nigeria) that would die on the road.. grin
TravelRe: First International Flight Takes-off From Enugu 24th August by MrAboki: 12:34pm On Aug 07, 2013
AjCityOne: I hate to break it to you but even if all the vote in the SE goes for GEJ. You know which region and people will decide the final winner. Meaning to say you and your people vote only count in local elections.
I know them.. Luckily for us, they are who they are; Cowardly Back-stabbers.. So I expect their votes to be slipt right down the middle more in favor of PDP.. Add the South-South votes to it and = FRESH BREEZE 2015 - 2019
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 12:32pm On Aug 07, 2013
$£yi:
Seems you were not patient enough on this thread to have omitted posts that specified federal roads in Lagos state that LASG has taken up and constructed. You supported Federal government for hindering Lasg from constructing this road due your claims of Lasg inflating the price, and also blaming Lagos for not Constructing the road.
Okay! Heres the summary of all that Long grammar;

1. The F.G is a person. They dont build roads that they are supposed to build. Maybe cos they have too many roads Nationwide to fix.

2. LASG is a thief. They over inflate the prices of road construction by over 300%. So this may be why the F.G never allows them to fix the roads like other states do.

3. While the Useless F.G and the Thieving S.G are their pointing hands, NIGERIANS are the ones dyingand losing out.
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 12:01pm On Aug 07, 2013
GloJH: Did the guardian newspaper reporting this not visit the industrial road, off odogunyan bus stop. I think they should also visit that death prone road and see for themselves. Hon. Abike Dabiri, Hon Ashafa and Hon Jokomba are aware of this road but they have decided to turn a blind eye. God is our protector on this roads.
WHY dont you start with those closest to you first before you go far. Abike is in Abuja..

Try your Local Government Chairman, the councillor for that ward, your State house of Assembly man, you State governor.. Before you reach FG.
TravelRe: First International Flight Takes-off From Enugu 24th August by MrAboki: 11:58am On Aug 07, 2013
NO Imo State Person should dare try to use our Airport until they show us their Political Pary Membership card... angry



They cant be on the side of the enemy (APC) and want to use our Airport.
This Airport is only open to APGA & PDP members.. angry
PoliticsRe: Chidi Lloyd Sues Police For N50billion Over Ill-treatment by MrAboki: 11:55am On Aug 07, 2013
Adeniyi A.:
who's this?
is `macing` the type of fight needed in a democracy like ours?
Actually!! If it saves us from a coup, YEAH!
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 11:52am On Aug 07, 2013
$£yi:
Let's assume your bolded assertion were right, then you are suggesting that the road should be left to rotten and continue to take people's life, right?
Erm.. NO SIR!!

While I am 100% with all those saying that 'THIS IS A F.G ROAD', I am also saying that 'Lagos State Government cant fold its arms and continue pointing to the F.G'.. The poeple that are dying are Lagosians (either by brith, Residence or tribe) and ultimately Nigerians.

Since LASG has a Penchant for over inflated road contracts, one cant blame the F.G for having issues with them. The Lekki Road is still fresh on our minds. Also since its a F.G road, one cant overly fault the LASG for not fixing it. BUT WHILE THE BLAME GAME IS ON;

'Another Lagosian just died from an accident on that road;'

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Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by MrAboki: 11:46am On Aug 07, 2013
Panel beater
PoliticsRe: Policeman Beaten To Death For Killing A Trader In Lagos by MrAboki: 11:45am On Aug 07, 2013
Salmoneus: NIGERIA is a failed institution, name one government business that is successful, just one.. . Nipost? Nepa? Nitel? absolutely nothing works, this place is a dead jungle.
[b]Thats why the government is selling off all its businesses inclluding;

Nitel
NEPA
NNPC
e.t.c
TravelRe: First International Flight Takes-off From Enugu 24th August by MrAboki: 11:42am On Aug 07, 2013
Longeria: Ikpu gbawaa nne gi ebe ahu. Why brand Imolites traitors because of one man's madness. Mallam Rochas Okorocha is on his own in his association with the killers and deporters of Ndibgo.

Your fellow children had gone to holiday lesson you're here writing trash. ONYE ARA.
By your words, you have been saved...

Pack your bags and take your family away from IMO STATE. The wrath of God is goin to visit that state. Pack and move to either Anambra or Abia State.

And when you leave, make sure you dont look back...

grin
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 11:39am On Aug 07, 2013
Akainzo: For all the rantings you have above there, remember this: Patience Jonathan's mum died on a stretch of FG road (Eleme - Uyo Road) that the same FGN has refused Amaechi to fix. Currently the traffic in Elelenwo axis is so much as people have to divert into Elelenwo to avoid the Eleme highway.

As noted, sometimes the politics of the FGN comes into play in the roads that the states are allowed to fix on behalf of FGN. So you might want to do more digging to ascertain why that road is being abandoned.
LIES!!!!

Eleme to Uyo Road is Good.. VERY FVCKING GOOD!! I Drove on that road barely two months agao, my average speed on that road is 160km/h. Infact, that road is so good, I hit 200km/h without even knowing. PH - Uyo is now under 2 hrs.

2. Jonathans Mother-in-law died on the Airport - Elele Road not Eleme - Uyo Rd.. And even this road has been fully built by Gov. Amaechi (Refer to the sign board above). That road is a dual carriage road with covered drainages and even streetlights.

3. Eleme Highway Roundabout is part of the East-West Road contract of the F.G. The road is being built in sections. The Port Harcourt - Akwa-Ibom axis of that road is at 70% completion as we speak.



Please lets refrain from lies.. THANKS!
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 11:33am On Aug 07, 2013
ba7man: So your definition of common sense is when the FG corners well over 50percent of Nigeria's generated income and shares the remaining over 36 states.

The states with their various responsibilities still have to help the FG fix the roads while the FG blocks their efforts without plans of fixing it.

Akwa-Ibom can comfortably fix Federal Roads because their population is barely 5million but they receive almost the highest allocation in Nigeria.

Lagos with a population almost 4 times that of Akwa-Ibom is still fixing Ikorodu Road and Badagry Expressway, Abandoned responsibilities of the FG and they still want to add more to it. Face it, FG is a failure.

You think you know the definition of "Common sense" but you truely don't.

My SW brothers, take heart, their plan is to slow down development in the west because they're ACN states and for other regions to catch up but its through pressure diamonds are made.

We will continue to lead them because we know pressure.
[b]Erm....

Well, I obviously dont have common sense like some people rightly said here, but I wonder what all these 'F.G' and 'State Government' thing you are saying has do to with the state of this road. I am not in the government. My car is not even an SUV. Sooooo! While Fashola & the F.G are there debating whose road that is, we are losing Nigerians to drowning by Flood. Meanwhile, everybody who dies from the state of that road would neither be buried or compensated by the F.G nor the S.G. But hey!! Common Sense says we should allow both tiers of Governments settle the matter in their own jolly time..

ARGH!! Meanwhile, other states are doing it. And even before we speak about their Allocation from the F.G, lets also note that Lagos State has the highest Internally Generated Revenue amongst all the States in Nigeria.

If the F.G has a problem with Fashola building Federal Roads, its because he uses 1 billion to construct 1 Km of road.

I'm not exhornorating the F.g, just saying that the excuse of 'THIS IS A FEDERAL ROAD' is now moot.
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Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by MrAboki: 10:39am On Aug 07, 2013
Cybercafe Attendant
TravelRe: First International Flight Takes-off From Enugu 24th August by MrAboki: 10:37am On Aug 07, 2013
Tinyemeka: Enyi, echem na i wu onye aboki.
Nna men, A'bum ezigbo Nwafor Igbo.. Mana m'na e're' afia na Ugwu Hausa, so m'di undercover. I mana isi adiro ndi Boko mma. grin
PoliticsRe: Agony On Shagamu-ogijo mosinmi-ikorodu Road by MrAboki: 10:32am On Aug 07, 2013
ba7man: This road is a reflection of the failures of the Federal Government to their responsibilities.

If the State Governments come together to fix it, the FG will try to scuttle their attempt and some people will scream that they're politicizing it and they should face fixing feeder roads instead.

Its classic "Pull him down syndrom" of the blackman. But its also through difficulties that sucess is made.

Its these difficulties caused by the FG that has resulted in the Southwest being the most innovative and progressive.
So how is Akwa Ibom State and Rivers State able to fix FG roads in their states?!

Maybe its because in Lagos, Fashola uses 1 billion Naira to build 1 km of road and then mounts a Toll gate on the road for us to pay to pass. Then still collects taxes from us.

My guy, Fogerrabout!

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