₦airaland Forum

Gabbriell:
This year no just balance for football...some big teams (names withheld) still dey rock bottom for table after 10 games. Somewhere else some teams champions league points don pass points for league.

Jones4190:
only buhari and Apc can do it.

Mysticwebb:
Which 500,000 Npower beneficiaries are they talking about?
Didn't I read here that the beneficiaries have been exited from the program and new set of intake processes started?
A process that have remained ongoing for up to a year now, which I'm sure none of the new applicants has any success story to tell us.
Who are the Npower beneficiaries he is talking about and where is all these monies going into?
They just bring up one dubious statement and 'viam' our money disappears.
Then Zombies in their usual characteristics, will be praising and clapping hands.

NaijautoDotCom:
Big Daddy is large in the inside tho

falcon01:
if she was fulani, she'd be holding a Gun!!

Zzor:
I pity your wife, you are always around women

Lexusgs430:
At the expense of Nigeria..........


Someone should explain.......

Kestolove:
Dr Stacey did you guys run HIV test? His Igbo ex says his hiv positive

tillaman:
our people will make do with the seals and Manatees as per pepper soup
We don’t want dragon like sea creatures you guys can keep them

tillaman:
Make them no swim go Ilaje Area of Nigeria
They should just maintain their local champion around that SA shore like that

Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise.

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique .

marsman:
Good! All this hateful kids on nairaland can finally resume.

sunshineV:
athiest killed it again. SD 720G in the performance section is a beast compared to Helio p95

ikorodureporta:
this time around, lizards & birds won't b safe

4lorunsho:
I hate them since the day I couldn't find my 1,500 card I loaded and their customer care said, I did not load a card

signature2012:
Nigeria hits worst recession ever.....
Second time in 5 years.
Effect of having a dullard and visionless being as a leader.

As a useless Minister of Petroleum.He has pent $2.3M on our refineries this year,and yet,no single drop was refine.

Niger has only one refinery they are managing,we will have to start importing oil from there.

If not for funds coming into Nigeria from Nigerians in diaspora,the country would have been more worst than it is.

Budget presentation;
Minister of Finance absent.
DG,Budget office absent.

They dont and will never care about us.
Uselss modafuckers..

Come 2023,you will still see some morons(BMC) campaigning for these same set of people who are hell bent to jeopardize their future.


The Committee had contended that trivial activities got 100% funding while capital projects that were people orientated suffered more.

RubiesBanking:


Just a reminder

luluman:
Nooo, Hausa amaka

Yenefer:
Atiku 2023.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13242522/mysterious-beast-crete-storm-baffled/

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique

Tolu121:
guy you just dey lie anyhow here

You said you ordered something from WISH, it took a month for them to deliver, Now you are saying you haven't ordered yet. guy na lie go kill you in this world.


Ngbu nwa.

Faithhill2:
Well guys, I finally bought the spark 4 today. When money comes, we'll upgrade

Thank you all

samjake123:
Jumia Treasure Hunt is a BIG SCAM. I just got off their mobile app now after trying, to no avail, to search for and possibly buy any of the products.
Firstly, the items used for the promo does not go live at the stipulated time because I was on the page before the items even went live. Secondly, as soon as they go live, it's already out of stock. This is unbelievable. Nobody has ever won. It's just a marketing strategy.

Amotolongbo:


https://f5p3e9e4.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Yakubu-1.jpgHow will I tell my children that this ball didn’t eventually enter the goal posts

sunshineV:
as a barca fan...i ate well

lekki1444:
thats a crap house. i aint paying more than 20 million for that mess