₦airaland Forum

Navalguy:
Make we fry eggs abi

freeborn02:
In conclusion, Ganduje sacked Sanusi for personal reasons.

Dear Mr okoroawusa , in case no one had ever told you, let me bring you up to speed.

Your desitny is not bright enough to qualify for a travel to Dubai.

Your destiny is to be a pay per post agent and this is what you will do all the days of your life till you die.

You and your entire family will continue living in fear of terrorists, bandits and boko haram attacks, while those you waste your destiny to defend will run away to Dubai, leaving you and your family to suffer alone.

The Oracle has spoken. Nothing can reverse it!

Moferere:
We have problems with data in this country.

The governor said 333
Shehu Garbage said 10
Daily Trust said 668

Who should we believe?

Xcelinteriors:
Waiting for the Buhari supporters on nairaland to also call for his resignation

Lexusgs430:
Almost every smartphone would have one, two or three things missing.............

If they included that missing thing, people would find another missing feature......


Missing, no dey ever finish..........

Example IPhone 12, had a missing charger...........

Redoil:
gandloller wants to learn how to make soft landing after stealing and looting

henry007:
More photos, camera comparison.

collinometricx:
The person that gave him bike should be arrested, his guarantor should be arrested too..
In fact all of you are mad

SmartestDude:
Please nairalanders, I need your help, those who are experts in phone related issues.
I bought Tecno spark 4 this year 2020, and now December 8th, the microphone is quiet, I can't even record something and hear it.
It's really low, without falling or entering water.

Please help me, don't laugh at me oh�
I am frustrated now oh, I think I need to update the system.


Technicians in the house help.

tuoyoojo:
The sun for abuja fit fry person brain o

You go feel am inside the bone marrow

Wahala for those when nor get hair for head and people wen dey bleach skin

In port Harcourt, heavy rain still dey fall like say nor be December.

Its like the recession don affect weather too

Redomi:
Thank you sir, the five turkeys are all good.
I used to release them on free range every morning for two hours to allow them source for leaves and to be familiar with surrounding

plaindealer:
The Ulamas promised Tinubu their support and cooperation for whatever his decision is in 2023.

”We will support you on your future political ambition,” they said.

Yenefer:
or shake una. APC ta mutu dama saboda Buhari ne and Buhari yakasa

Redomi:
My Sasso is two weeks old

chariisGRACE:

Kestolove:
Ipob girls bearing hausa name

Kestolove:
He has change his party he should also change his tribe to hausa or yoruba so we can make him president or vice

Gabbriell:
This year no just balance for football...some big teams (names withheld) still dey rock bottom for table after 10 games. Somewhere else some teams champions league points don pass points for league.

Jones4190:
only buhari and Apc can do it.

Mysticwebb:
Which 500,000 Npower beneficiaries are they talking about?
Didn't I read here that the beneficiaries have been exited from the program and new set of intake processes started?
A process that have remained ongoing for up to a year now, which I'm sure none of the new applicants has any success story to tell us.
Who are the Npower beneficiaries he is talking about and where is all these monies going into?
They just bring up one dubious statement and 'viam' our money disappears.
Then Zombies in their usual characteristics, will be praising and clapping hands.

NaijautoDotCom:
Big Daddy is large in the inside tho

falcon01:
if she was fulani, she'd be holding a Gun!!

Zzor:
I pity your wife, you are always around women

Lexusgs430:
At the expense of Nigeria..........


Someone should explain.......

Kestolove:
Dr Stacey did you guys run HIV test? His Igbo ex says his hiv positive

tillaman:
our people will make do with the seals and Manatees as per pepper soup
We don’t want dragon like sea creatures you guys can keep them

tillaman:
Make them no swim go Ilaje Area of Nigeria
They should just maintain their local champion around that SA shore like that

Venerealisles:
So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise.

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique .