₦airaland Forum

Jagermeister:
I did 0-0-1 for 5 days to buy shawarma that I've been craving for 2 years. Only to find that the mayonnaise don sour.

I never recover from the 3 days ulcer

Damn. Must have been crazy.

Bait talk. Go and enjoy your so called dollars and stop trying to act broke mr Op, abi you broke?cause na only broke people dey talk rubbish talk about money with no meaning.

taylor89:
Very useless kunu guzzling jihadist



Buhari is the most useless living thing on earth after Tinubu

And then you

samsard:
Everyone's always a good investor with imaginary money.

I don suffer, no b only imaginary money. The one way i get so na you dey manage am 4 me abi?

Sense ona no go ever get, dey mumu

Money doesn't move me, so 80% is going into investment.

Facade for fake people

eldervine:
To err is human
To forgive 10k usd

You get the drill. I'm gonna help you but you have to pay.

When dem go gun am down now, dem go say people are wicked.

Dinieoj:
You're right, some are just lazy, while some don't have a job, some are just used to beggin, I remembered when I just finished my SSCE years ago,so I took up a little sales girl job to settle my little needs, while my mate were busy looking for boy friend to give them money I mean in my compound those days, So most of them got used to such lifestyles, waiting to be given, even if you offer them a job they won't.

Your type ain't many out there. Keep it up

Some people (both Male and Female) in life are so useless that they can't even take care of themselves. We know life is hard but a person with two legs and two hands with both eyes open with no condition can't go out there to hussle. You are useless, giving stupid excuses of no job and the rest. How can you buy data, come online and start begging for food to eat or gas to refill. My believe in life is that not everyone will become a billionaire or even a millionaire but as long as you working, no matter how life is hard, you going to survive, how many people hunger don kill compared to how many people fellow human being don kill.

The best place for me is kaduna.

Story for the believers. Lie it is

Berrylite:
Ohh....I was of the opinion that Indians are smart

Every country, tribe or group of people gat the smart and foolish ones. The Nigeria who did the fraud is not smart but foolish, reason he was caught and also reason he went into fraud

ppogba:
You are not talking to a novice either.
I insist, be it for 30, 60, 90 or even 180 days in Nigeria of today, 500m will not get 18 percent. No be everybody be your regular Nairaland kid wey dey yarn dust.
So, to you, you are the only finance and money management expert abi? Oga, be calming down once in a while.

425 days will give me that interest rate on a fixed locked savings. I no get time to argue with you, wetin you no know ask questions. Wetin i won gain by lying abi you think say i b those people way dey beg money or dey look for person money to collect . I dey tell you wetin i dey do you dey follow me argue. Y i dey answer you self. If you ready make we place bet then 500k each, if I'm talking shit you make cool cash, if i proof you wrong I'm 500k richer. No b to dey argue yeye argument.

ppogba:
Even 500m will not give you 18,%.
Please do not argue what you do not know.
Thank you.

Stop arguing what you don't know, interest rates are not base on capital only but investment duration. Currently i have a fixed amount locked, i no dey talk wetin i no know especially with money. When it comes to finance and money management, no bluff i be expert so i no come here to talk sweet talk

3 million on real estate. 2 million on a fixed locked account with interest of 18% that is 30k monthly.

50 - 70k is plausible but 200k that's you looking for who to scam you.

airsaylongcome:
Very salient difference. I've always struggled with the notion in Nigeria that all bank employees are bankers

Yeah, a lot of people do

Turn that naira sign to dollar and watch me walk naked for 1 month self, i go even get potential sugar mummy from the process.

Make i go submit application as gateman or cleaner for there. na sure plug o

That ain't a banker but a bank staff salary

FunkFlex:
The guy dey even dey cry. SMH.... me I no send anybody Papa as long as I dey collect my salary. I trust Naija people. Imagine when person dey collect 150k dolz a week as salary, even if them like make them pack the full Spain come racist me, I no go still send anybody ancestors

When you don't have money you think it is always about money until you start making money and then you realise some things are more important in life than money. Money can't buy a lot of things

Ain't real. An imaginary or mental invention by wise men to control, decieve and manipulate ignorant people.
I don't need to believe in hell or knows it exist for me to do the right thing. Humans are no different from animals, easily manipulated, animals do the carnivorous killings to their prey. Humans do the psychological control to their prey.

People who money can't control to the do the wrong things are the strong ones. A good soilder. Money i don't deserve i don't get.

Death is everywhere, ain't a deal, just hope yours ain't close and live a good life because at the end even your so called body is vanity.

iInjureHerYansh:
Told this girl I have been seeing lately to stop asking me for money if she really care about me and I haven't heard from her since then Where are the people that say women can date if money isn't involved?
Well not all women are after money but majority of our girls are doing this dating thing for survival.

Relationship has to be transactional or she moves. The earlier you realize all the sweet name calling and things she's been doing for you is cos you have money to give her the earlier you will know how to stand.


I always see every lady as someone who doesn't love me for me but for my assets, until she proves otherwise. It has saved me a lot.
This lady I just talked about is another point of reference.

You can also try it with the girl you are seeing now and see for yourself if you doubt me.

My case is different, she knows i'm broke so money is nothing

A lot of this graduates have become uneducated by the education they got from so called Nigerian universities. Too bad it is

If you won chop am chop am, which one be is it venemous, abi you never kill am, even if we tell you, you go follow your mind

4tomandchi:
You're sounding bitter but whether you like it or not if it was an American breaking that record CNN would have made it a great deal. Allow people express themselves abeg no be the oyinbo the champion freedom of expression? So make dem collect am with full chest.

Dey cap gibberish

dazzlingd:
If this happens in Nigeria.

They will declare 3 days national holiday.

We told them that GWR is a normal thing everywhere in the world, e reach Nigeria turn, they made it look like moon landing. A whole giant of africa and its leaders celebrating a cooking world record like wtf.

Nigerians are just somrthing else, too bad the way they think