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what a pile of arrant nonsense!!!!
as if Nigerian women in the UK are any different than the ones in Canada, US, France or even Timbuktu for that matter.

its obvious that she is more interested in your societal outlook than you doing whats RIGHT in life... aka the type of woman that would claim:"i could never date a keke driver"

orohbiro:
175m per year an insult if Dangote remove that money for him account everything go shake guy rest

think for a minute and answer this simple question.... if Benzema, 35yr old, at the end of his career, gets a 200M per yr deal in the camel league, do you think the 24yr old highest rated player in the world right now should get any less than double that?!

Benzema's contract can be compared to Messi or CR7's contract (they are all old players at the end of their career)..., but certainly NOT to Mbappe.

as i once said...the hypocrisy of this transgender BS is sickening. let Mike Tyson identify as female and go in the ring and murder women with ONE punch...or Messi identify as female and go and score 400 goals in one match.

this makes NO DAMN SENSE!!!

thats a yeye deal, an insult to someone of the caliber of Mbappe....even (35yrs old) Benzema got a better deal!

okoroemeka:
actually there is another way I learnt from my Randy EX,whenever she is in the mood and her pvssy is itching for action,what she does to calm things down is to put a little Robb onitment on top of the misbehaving kpekus,I cannot tell about other kpekus but it cools down my baby's hot kpekus until I comes back

thats not SATISFYING her sexual urges, thats "suppressing" the urge (same as taking a cold shower when h0rny)... big difference. the OP wants to SATISFY HER SEXUAL URGE. as stated below:

turmacs:
My BF has been away for almost a week and he's going to be away for 3 weeks... I'm currently alone in this house and I don't like masturbation, I've done it Once and swore never to do it again...But now, how do I satisfy my urges without him? I don't plan on cheating but this thing is really not easy...I really miss that big fat Penis ramming back and forth against the walls of this kpekus, firing on all cylinders Ladies please help me with tips to overcome this konji apart from self service,lemme nor die here

just a bunch of GREEDY LAZY IGNORAMUS trying to cut corners in life....

Kimiso:
What do you do in a situation like these,a girl who has been respecting you for long who chooses to greet you every time you passes by and suddenly willfully chooses to ignore you.

who knows whats going on in that babe's head. next time you see the babe... just ask her:"hey whats up? i can see you have changed lately. is everything ok?"

Namaster:
Human beings are so wicked God had to commit suicide to save them.

what a joke.... committing suicide so that humans can continue being wicked. abeg what did his "death" solve exactly?

praying itself is one of the most HYPOCRITE thing a religious person can do.... all you people asking your "god" to solve your yeye personal problem when that same "god" of yours hasnt been able to fix anything in this world (for the past +2000yrs)....shows how deluded majority of xtians are.

so you mean to tell me that your personal issues are more important than the abominations that your god hasnt been able to fix since biblical days?!

turmacs:
My BF has been away for almost a week and he's going to be away for 3 weeks... I'm currently alone in this house and I don't like masturbation, I've done it Once and swore never to do it again...But now, how do I satisfy my urges without him? I don't plan on cheating but this thing is really not easy...I really miss that big fat Penis ramming back and forth against the walls of this kpekus, firing on all cylinders Ladies please help me with tips to overcome this konji apart from self service,lemme nor die here

- satisfying your sexual urges "while respecting your r/ship" when your bf is away is called MASTURBATION
- satisfying your sexual urges "without respecting your bf" without masturbation is called CHEATING

there are no other special ways to satisfy your sexual urges.

THE OP IS A WELL KNOWN FRAUDSTER ON NL WITH COUNTLESS FAKE ACCOUNTS (Sirchiboy, Hamachi, Mrhandsome2013, Cheatmessiah, Mrdealer4all, Cardiffpoolmast etc) AND YEYE SOB STORIES FOR HANDOUTS (TO USE THE MONEY TO PLAY BET9ja)..

the OP was in the past using the following email (chidosky4ng@yahoo.Com) for his scams:

https://www.nairaland.com/1041100/liberia-v-nigeria-2013-afcon/7#12105708

Hackman1994: Enjoying d match with my uc player.
If u want d free settings,inbox me with just 100 eti card
chidosky4ng@yahoo.Com

same email used by the profile Cheatmessiah below:

Cheatmessiah:
Omg dis one na bomb.Unlike d old method where u need to wait 4 12hrs to 24hrs,dis one is easy and simple.It works on system and all phone including bb and is even pinging..I justed tested it on my bb bot 5..All u need to do is to email me with only 1k mtn card chidosky4ng@yahoo.Com fast..Delay is dangerous.

and the above profile was busted a few months ago (by me) as the same person with various fake profiles using the same number, below:

https://www.nairaland.com/1401979/glo-magic-sim-finally-back#17511732

Cheatmessiah: Tested and confirmed working.Very easy to do..Just call 08166633308,.It will only cost u 1500 to obtain d manual and 7500 to buy d already activated sim

Sirchiboy:
WhatsApp or call Mr genius on 08166633308. You must be a resident of ogwashi uku

Hamachi:
Full Time Professional Barber Needed In Ogwashi Uku For Immediate Employment
WhatsApp or call Mr genius on 08166633308

MrHandsome2013:
Are you a final year student looking for project topics/material then you are in the right place. Hit me up if you need one 08166633308

https://www.nairaland.com/1369174/hi#16974037

Mrdealer4all: No need to beat abt d bush,d trick is working and downloading..All u need to do is to alert me on 08166633308 with just 1k mtn card together with ur email

better yet, all these above NL scams profiles are now using a new phone number, as seen below, THAT THIS SCAMMER WAS QUICK TO QUOTE AS IF HE DIDNT KNOW ALL THESE PROFILES....what a coincidence:

Cheatmessiah:
Congratulations to all my subscribers that won with my WEEK 34 nap XX21XX33XX36 all cleared.This week 35 bank on 15Xx plus two others at N25,000 only.
Another set of millionaires must emerge again this week.
For enquiries and payment details WhatsApp 08137490543

MrHandsome2013:
NOTE: despite all I have said here, I'm still open to some good negotiations on loans and I might be able to make some few adjustments here or there if need be, also note that this post is legally binding and if u so much take loan from me and forfeit our arrangement, this will stand as evidence to the authorities 08137490543... WHATSAPP ME

Cardiffpoolmast:
This Week 44 : NAP 3XXX35XXX39 FOR 3/3 PERM WITH 16XX20
Week 45 :N500,000.
Week 46:2,000,000.
Week 47:5,000,000.
I am here just for 4 weeks operation.
Please remember to save this and invite your friends.
For more information WhatsApp only 08137490543.

https://www.nairaland.com/5937527/dont-ever-date-broke-girl/8#90951081

Mrdealer4all:
08137490543.
You too much

SO CONTINUE TRYING TO FOOL NLERS WITH YOUR YEYE STORIES WHILE ITS OBVIOUS FROM THE ABOVE THAT ALL THESE PROFILES ARE FROM ONE AND THE SAME PERSON!!!

its a TRAILER/CARAVAN hook up.

some people out there are truly BRAVE.... imagine sleeping next to someone who wish you dead every time you guys have an argument?! you will probably have a better chance in life sleeping next to a wild tiger every night!

Stephen2324:
Tell me a hard truth that doesn't concern me.

i just took a dump.... after watching a yeye F1 race.

budaatum:
No moaning from the Ham today. An apology instead.

what a joke of a race....

CJStarz:
Pls bro,if you don't ,kindly tell me what she did and said. Like I'm d dark here.

what she said is written in the 1st post....

officialwdhtv:
Lady arrested for defaming Actress Eniola Badmus accusing her of being a professional p1mp who connects beautiful girls to wealthy men.

Eniola Badmus thereafter reported to the police and effected her arrest.

i guess, your own prophet is the devil then as it is written in your holybook that:

Matthew 22:37-39
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’

as much as there is nothing wrong with looking down on the Homo/trans yeye agenda, the ONE group of people who should shut the f$%k up and accept anyone, are by far XTIANS! your whole holybook preaches about love and forgiveness bla bla bla, so who are you to pretend that you are better than your neighbor?!

Hackman1994:
No job, no skill, no wife, nothing to write home about.
Keep dreaming of seeing myself back then in my primary and secondary days.

stop dreaming about stuff you cant change and instead, accept the person you are today and try to improve that.

BTW in another thread, you wanted to japa with your "wife and 2 kids"... today you have no wife, BWAAAAAAAH!

Hackman1994:
My wife and two kids

GREED mentality at work....you ask for 250K, you received 250K, yet wanna to take everything instead of thinking of others unfortunate people who might need their own help

such man going down on a woman will give her a hysterectomy... KAI!

as much as i also believe that religion is the biggest fraud on earth, you could never stop the gullible from being led astray (even if it was punished by death penalty)....

as i always say: TO EACH THEIR OWN MISERY IN LIFE!

can someone summarize?

that was such a bold statement, no wonder she got arrested....

generally, these people are not the kingpin but just a low hand in their organisation. their oga is probably sipping piñacolada in his mansion in Banana Island.

thats what you get from wanting to travel with the CHEAPEST airlines out there. some of these yeye airlines (especially some of these low cost ones), need to be avoided like the plague.

the minute you saw that the plane had propellers, that was the time you should have turned back and choose a better ailine.