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CelebritiesRe: Danielle Edochie Cry Out After Her Parents Yul Edochie And May Edochie Divorce by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:27pm On Jul 11, 2023
is that not the same bastard pikin that was openly criticizing her father online?!
CelebritiesRe: I Chose To Ignore”- Daniel Regha Snubs Toyin Abraham After She Demanded To See H by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:24pm On Jul 11, 2023
if you cant take the criticism, you souldnt be in showbiz.
RomanceRe: How True Is This Picture? by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:22pm On Jul 11, 2023
MS247:
cool
Not true
Profit are divided into 3
1: you re invest back a part
2: you pay salary and running cost
3: you take returns on your investment

In paying Salary you get the values of your staff in your company what they are generating in terms of revenue and pay them 1/3
says who?! come on!
1) majority of business owners do NOT reinvest in their company and instead use the money for other business ventures or repay loans etc
2) majority of staff get paid minimum salary in Nigeria, and therefore will never see value for what they do. majority dont pay people for the value they bring but for the salary they accepted to receive. NOBODY gives a 3rd of the profit to staff, especially not in Nigeria!
FamilyRe: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:15pm On Jul 11, 2023
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RomanceRe: This Is What Every Man Goes Through Every 3 Months (PHOTO) by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 11, 2023
KingAzubuike:
So na once them circumcised you? No wonder you are very poor in bed.
Medically and anatomically, a male is supposed to be circumcised every 3 months. This is necessary inorder to keep the ilioinguinal and penile strabismus nerve alive. It will also prevent bacteria growth around the penile shaft as these bacteria tend to grow rapidly within days.
so many insane people on NL writing ARRANT NONSENSE (with conviction), KAI!! imagine the above saying that men should be circumcised every 3 months...

CelebritiesRe: Checkout The Millions Of Naira Actress Nancy Isime Get Paid Per Movie by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:55pm On Jul 11, 2023
a famous actor should get that much.... or even more IMHO.
RomanceRe: Being Gay by MrBrownJay1(m):
majority of these felons get RAPED... and i doubt they either A) enjoy it or B) automatically become gay.
majority are just victims of their circumstances.

these locked up men can masturbate for years to picture of naked women. if a man's nyansh suddenly turns you on, then you sir was gay all along!
Christianity EtcRe: I Thank God For Saving Me From Being Killed By A Moving Train! by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:47pm On Jul 11, 2023
MrPRevailer:
Do you watch horror movies?
no i dont...
CrimeRe: Court Awards ₦500,000 Compensation To Nnewi Girl Battered By Her Guardian by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:31pm On Jul 10, 2023
see how miraculously (thanks to the 500K) the mother of the child is gonna come back to claim her child.
FamilyRe: Is This Family Right To Demand For The Whole Money? by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:07pm On Jul 10, 2023
Nazgul:
A member of a church underwent a major operation, and his medical bill was N245,000. And he couldn't afford it.
His brother went to the Pastor on Sunday and told him to assist. The Pastor picked the microphone and told the church that our brother needs N245,000 to settle his medical bill.
Members began to donate.

After donations, what was realized was N760,000. And after the church, the Pastor counted N245,000 and gave the brother to the sick person, and then he put the balance into the church account.
The sick person's family are aggrieved. They're of the opinion that members raised that money for their brother and not the church so the church has no right to keep back any amount given to their brother. Cos the announcement was specifically to raise money for the sick brother.

The pastor is saying that they requested for 245k and he has given it to them. So whatever is left belongs to the church.
Is the pastor right?
Or is he greedy?
Contributions are welcomed.

Cc
Mynd44
Nlfpmod
Mukina2
Dominique
GREED GO KILL YOU THERE... you asked for 245k, you received it and instead of thanking that "church", you are now SELFISHLY expecting to receive everything that was raised.... let other sick people receive their own share too na!
CrimeRe: Catholic Church Pastor Dies, Hours After Checking In Hotel With Lover (picture) by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:25pm On Jul 10, 2023
vision don finish? his oga at the top didnt send him memo? this h0rny goat in robe caught his Waterloo.
hope he will enjoy his stay in HELL!
EducationRe: When They Move From Europe To Africa by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:11pm On Jul 10, 2023
Dagger111:
At MrBrownJay1 sir! You are on point but that doesn't spare out that our colonial masters ruined our continent, Sir.
oh yes, dont get me wrong, the colonial masters are STILL defrauding/raping Africa today.... and unfortunately, African leaders are mostly to blame for that. so yes, lets blame Africans for allowing these bastard leaders to allow this sham to happen for so long. but you cant blame these colonialists for taking whats on offer... these yeye African leaders need the west to perfect their evil schemes so in return these western nations feast on the destiny of African masses. when a certain African leader decided to revolt against the west and created a centralize African currency, NOBODY in Africa lifted a finger to defend him when the west decided to invade his country and murder him, under false pretense. (aka invasion of Libya)

sadly, Africans are running away from Africa to look for better pastures, but they mostly doing it illegaly, and therefore we cant blame the western nation for calling these brothas for what they are... aka illegal immigrants.
HealthRe: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by MrBrownJay1(m):
maasoap:
Why? Because they like/love each other and kid was gonna be part of the deal, must
donbenie:
He got married because he wants children..
What's with all these guilt tripping?
Should he apologize because he wants children?
It's HIS LIFE and he doesn't owe you any apologies for his priorities.
then if thats the case and this man truly love his wife, then they can find many alternatives to have children (aka surrogate, adoption etc)

opera1:
Children are the heritage and salt of the family.
...only if you can provide the adequate tools for these children to strive. parents who bring children to this world that they cant take care of; that they cant feed; that they cant shelter; that they cant clothe; that they cant educate nor protect for the next 18yrs, are useless parents that should have used protection or aborted.
Christianity EtcRe: I Thank God For Saving Me From Being Killed By A Moving Train! by MrBrownJay1(m):
MrPRevailer:
•Not every pastor does that. The Bible did warn about them. (False and covetous pastors/prophets)

•Maybe you can't reason. I did say that God has healed thousands of incurable diseases and sicknesses in the Lord's Chosen Church.
I once carried a man crippled for 21 years (from birth) to the church, and during the prayer he started walking. Only God can do this.

•Also, we are not xtian but Christians.
You cannot tell the difference that's why you have a very negative perspective of God.

Christians means followers of Christ.
Xtian may mean followers of X.
again, i DARE you to show me any "pastor" that can answer all your prayers and/or a pastor that can cure ALL the sick, feed ALL the poor and shelter all the homeless.... or better yet, ask your invisible god to do that (since it is stated that :"seek and you shall find, ask and it shall be given to you" ). abeg, all your fake miracles where one fake cripple person is "supposedly" healed while milions are cripple all their lives and never healed, is just a YEYE SCAM!!!!

ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE XTIANS, aka BRAINWASHED PEOPLE WHO WERE INDOCTRINATED WITH A BOOK AND NOW ARE NO BETTER THAN YEYE SHEEP!
EducationRe: When They Move From Europe To Africa by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:22pm On Jul 10, 2023
the above is very funny....
A) when people travel illegaly and enter illegaly into Europe, they are indeed illegal immigrants, when Europeans go to Africa for tourism, its called a VACATION.
B) people who emigrate legally to find work on the other side of the world are indeed called foreigners/immigrants, while an expat is someone who was sent by his own company to work in a foreign country.
C) an African living in a country where the official language is English, yet if that same person cannot speak English then he/she will be considered illiterate/unintelligent because its obvious they havent been to school (same with African living in French speaking countries who cant speak French)

the above is not mental slavery, thats just COMMON SENSE!

BTW, is that not the same Africans that will pray to some yeye gods brought by these foreign invaders, in order to indoctrinate the masses and brainwash them?!?! and today these same African masses now worship and value that white god more than their own self? yeye religious beliefs are more demeaning/enslaving to Africans than any of the stuff you wrote above.
RomanceRe: 20 Unspoken Rules For Men by MrBrownJay1(m):
blazepascal:
1. Always keep your word - if you make a promise, keep it.

2. Respect women PEOPLE - treat them with dignity and respect.

3. Take care of your appearance - dress appropriately and maintain good hygiene.

4. Be honest - don't lie or deceive others.

5. Show respect for elders - listen to their advice and guidance.

6. Be loyal - stand by your friends and family.

7. Be responsible - take ownership of your actions and their consequences.

8. Be self-sufficient - learn to take care of yourself.

9. Learn to forgive - holding grudges only hurts you in the long run.

10. Be humble - don't brag or boast about your accomplishments.

11. Be patient - good things come to those who wait.

12. Don't be a bully - treat others with kindness and compassion.

13. Be a good listener - pay attention to what others are saying.

14. Be a good communicator - express yourself clearly and effectively.

15. Be confident - believe in yourself and your abilities.

16. Act with integrity - do the right thing, even when no one is watching.

17. Be disciplined - have self-control and focus on your goals.

18. Show gratitude - appreciate the people and things in your life.

19. Be open-minded - consider different perspectives and ideas.

20. Be a lifelong learner - never stop growing and improving yourself.
FIXED

the above are unspoken rules for men AND WOMEN
FamilyRe: Marriage: Women Decry Lack Of Financially Eligible Suitors by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2023
Zigzagman:
this is hard to follow.
in a r/ship, lack of respect and/or abuse of any kind, is a deal breaker, nobody should ever stand for it or even "manage" it.
these people are showing you small traits of WHO THEY REALLY ARE... if you dont act upon it there and then, then it will be your downfall in the long run (because as time goes on, they get more comfortable in the r/ship and their true disrespectful/abusive self comes out even more)
FamilyRe: Marriage: Women Decry Lack Of Financially Eligible Suitors by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2023
Dimaya:
How can you tell whether a woman will disrespect you before you marry her?
majority of time you can tell by the way you see them treat others in their life.... but beware, as there are many women/men out there who pretend to be who they are not for a long time... so the idea is that THE MINUTE THAT PERSON SHOWS YOU ANY TYPE OF LACK OF RESPECT (OR ANY TYPE OF ABUSE), YOU MUST GET RID OF THEM, THERE AND THEN!
Christianity EtcRe: I Thank God For Saving Me From Being Killed By A Moving Train! by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:34pm On Jul 10, 2023
testimonydiary:
May God's love soften your heart, and lead you to a personal encounter with Him. May His grace open your eyes to the truth of His existence and the gift of salvation through Jesus Christ. Amen
MrPRevailer:
You are truly living in your dreams not in reality.
But I pray you will awake before it's too late.
There is no peace for the wicked, says the Lord.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAh so a person who doesnt believe in some yeye invisible "supposedly" powerful god (that cant fix shiit in this world nor answer any of you sheeples prayers) is not living in reality?!?!

so all you miserable people who go to church every sunday to pray for a miracle AND give your money away to a charlatan in robe who says he is gonna answer your prayers (which he never does) but instead takes your money to go buy mansions, Rolls Royce and private jets... thats living in reality, abi?!?!?!

RomanceRe: How To Never Suffer Heartbreak As A Woman by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:24am On Jul 10, 2023
Merry100:
Thanks for sharing your opinion on what guys wants and how a lady can patiently help a guy discover his feelings! 🤣 I cannot help but commend your intelligence, but take a closer look at the topic: it is how to never suffer a heartbreak as a woman.
thanks, focus again on the two below points i made:

MrBrownJay1:
my 5 Kobos....
I BEG TO DIFFER...
there is NOTHING a woman can do to stop her from having a heartbreak, women are so emotional that even talking to her the wrong way can cause a heartbreak.

I BEG TO DIFFER...
you can have the perfect man, in the perfect r/ship and still get dumped or heartbroken... everyone is different and instead of thinking that life/love is mathematics, just be the best version of yourself and just take it one day at a time tryng to find the right partner "for you".
Christianity EtcRe: I Thank God For Saving Me From Being Killed By A Moving Train! by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:21am On Jul 10, 2023
MrPRevailer:
The apostles of Jesus all performed miracles and wonders. The did what what impossible for Doctors, health experts, psychiatrists to do.
Yet they were all persecuted and killed unjustly except for one apostle.
If God was with them and such tragedy befell them, how much more the rest of humanity?

May God give you wisdom.
you are rightfully talking about a USELESS/POWERLESS god, aka exactly what i was talking about.
FamilyRe: 5 Nigerian Celebs That Would Have Been Bus Conductors If Not For Fame. by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:27pm On Jul 09, 2023
if Portable was a celebrity, his name should have been up there too.
CrimeRe: Lagos Robbers Escape From Prison, Say Warder Received N1m Bribe by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:26pm On Jul 09, 2023
let that bastard warder join them in prison... where he belongs.
PropertiesRe: See What A Builder Post On Twitter (SEE PHOTO HERE) by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:25pm On Jul 09, 2023
you should instead ask this man to show you his happy customers who built such house from him for 5m... and go talk to them directly!
CelebritiesRe: Tuface And Annie Idibia Again: Have He Cheated Again Cos This Is Caption - React by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:23pm On Jul 09, 2023
how do you call that "CHEATING" when fucking other women is that man's life vocation?! this is Davido's role model, making baby daddies all over the world proud.

you met the guy while he was dating someone else, yet you expect him to be faithful to you?!?!?!? some women make NO DAMN SENSE, i swear!
RomanceRe: How To Never Suffer Heartbreak As A Woman by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:12pm On Jul 09, 2023
my 5 Kobos....

Merry100:
How to never suffer heartbreak as a woman
I BEG TO DIFFER...
there is NOTHING a woman can do to stop her from having a heartbreak, women are so emotional that even talking to her the wrong way can cause a heartbreak.

2. If you have been in a relationship with a guy for six months and his true intentions remain unclear, it is best to end the relationship.
3. Avoid long-term relationships if you have been dating a guy for two years and he has not discussed the topic of marriage with you. If marriage is an important goal for you, it is better to dump him and move on.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
not everyone are open minded/forward about their intentions. some may not have the strength/guts to let you know, some may believe they havent got the right foundations to make their intentions known. just because some women may be desperate and foolish in such instance, doesnt me we (men) should equally be. simply have a mature discussion with him and ask him to tell you what his intentions are.

4. Love is expressed through actions, not just words. If he doesn't demonstrate his love through his actions, this indicates that he doesn't truly love you. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son." Each guys has their own unique way of expressing love and commitment, which may include acts of service, emotional support, financial support, and spending quality time together. However, it's important to look for obvious signs that indicate their love.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
every men are different and not all men show their love the same way... some may be reserved, many dont even know how to show love, while others may be shy to show love. just because a man may be unable to show you how much he loves you, does NOT mean he doesnt love you.

i. Gifts, even if they are not expensive, can be meaningful expressions of love and care. When your partner remembers you and shows that they care by offering gestures of gifts or financial support, it can be a positive sign. While the value of the gift itself is not the most important aspect, the thought and effort behind it can reflect their feelings for you. Ultimately, it is your decision whether to accept or decline a gift, but at least it was offered.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
A) there are many ways to show love, care and affection to someone, than to give them gifs
B) each and every man has the right to decide whether someone deserve a gift or not. just because a man believe a woman does NOT deserve a gift, doesnt mean that their r/ship will be a failure.
C) many women out there foolishly attach giving gift with love, while it is SO FAR from reality. if a man spent all his money taking care of his life responsibilities (and has no money left for gifts) then that does not mean that he is not a right future husband for a woman.

ii. Men often spend money on women they have strong feelings for or desire to marry. Financial investment can be an indicator of genuine feelings and a vision for a future together. When a person offers to deeply invest in you financially, it suggests that they have a true commitment to the relationship. Ultimately, it is your decision whether to accept or decline financial offers, but at least they were offered.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
deeply investing in someone that isnt your wife yet, is by far on e of the MOST FOOLISH THING A MAN CAN DO. never ever invest deeply in someone unless they have signed on the dotted line and said "i do" to be your wife for better or worse.

5. If he doesn't remember significant things about you, such as your birthday, and only shares sexual memories with you, it is a clear sign that he doesn't genuinely love you. He simply considers you his intimacy gadget. Dump him before he dumps you.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
what does remembering someone's bday got to do with genuinely loving someone? some people out there dont remember these things and are still genuinely in love with their woman. if a person forgets EVERYONE'S bday then this would be a sign that they are just forgetful and nothing more.

6. It is not necessary for you to be a virgin or to be celibate until marriage, but don't allow yourself to be treated as a mere intimacy gadget. Respect yourself, set boundaries, and establish limits. If he truly desires you so badly, he should marry you.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
IMHO, unless you are a virgin, a woman who has already given her body to other men, has no reason to stop you from sampling her too. if she was ok to let other men sample her, then she should be ok with her future husband to sample her too. what did these men have that she was ok with "them" to sample her but would have the audacity to stop her future husband from sampling her too? what an insult! the above would be a SERIOUS RED FLAG in my world.

8. Don't be afraid of losing him. What is meant for you will be yours. Speak your mind, let him know your thoughts and feelings, and make your standards clear to him.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
if you believe the above you just wrote, then why did you write all the other above nonsense? .if "what is meant for you will be yours" then that could well be any of the type of men you are looking down upon....aka a cheating man, a man who forgets her bdays, a man who dont buy gifts etc

9. Avoid jeopardizing your future out of pity for him or making choices that may ultimately harm or scar you. Keep in mind that he has not yet put a ring on your finger. Consider this: What if he doesn't eventually marry you? Remember, the commandment is to love your neighbor as yourself—emphasis on 'as yourself,' which implies that you should already love yourself. Self-love comes first.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
as much as self love is important, in order to find the right partner you have to be able to open up and accept people for who they are. NOBODY IS PERFECT in this world therefore, we understand that having standards is important but being stuck in your own narrow mided ways ways not understanding that life is not a computer that you can program to give you exactly what you desire (while foolishly waiting for the perfect man) is the reason why so many women end up single, lonely and bitter.

10. Avoid getting pregnant. Having a baby with him can make it more difficult for you to move on if the relationship doesn't work out.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
many men out there will rather that their woman prove that her womb is still "functional" before they can commit. too many women out there who have played Russian roulette with their womb and/or had so many abortions that now they cant conceive. i guess to each their own.

By following these instructions, you can save yourself from unnecessary stress. Your past relationship experiences should serve to make you a better woman, not a bitter woman. If you happen to encounter your ex at a party, you should feel comfortable enough to say hi to him.
I BEG TO DIFFER...
you can have the perfect man, in the perfect r/ship and still get dumped or heartbroken... everyone is different and instead of thinking that life/love is mathematics, just be the best version of yourself and just take it one day at a time tryng to find the right partner "for you".
RomanceRe: The Funny Expression Of This Bride During Her Traditional Wedding is trending by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:39pm On Jul 09, 2023
even the man's face is saying a lot... no worries, they will still have divorce to content with.

RomanceRe: I Find This Perplexing by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:37pm On Jul 09, 2023
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Christianity EtcRe: I Thank God For Saving Me From Being Killed By A Moving Train! by MrBrownJay1(m):
if you had listened to the train officials to begin with, you wouldnt need no saving. ABEG, instead you should go and thank the train officials who gave you the RIGHT advice but you were too stubborn to listen to it. i doubt your god cares about reckless people who dont want to do whats right in life, and expect "saving" from your god.

let your god go and "save" the millions of innocent children/xtians who are dying every week at the hand of incurable illnesses, natural disaster, ritualist, kidnappers, armed roober, human traffickers etc
EducationRe: I Need A Holiday Skill For My 13 Year Son In Abuja by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:21pm On Jul 09, 2023
ask the child what he is interested in, what is he passionate about and/or what does he fancy learning.... FIRST!
no point in enrolling a child in something they have no interest in, that would be a waste of time/money/energy.
RomanceRe: How I Used Civil Defence To Collect Back The Phone My Brother Bought For A Girl by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:19pm On Jul 09, 2023
fear women, and when you understand why, FEAR THEM SOME MORE!

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