₦airaland Forum

manoflove22:
I call her and break up, she exclaimed HA!!!
SHE: but i told you b4 we start that i will never have sex with you that i want to keep my virginity, it my pride but maybe we can still have sex later on why did you make me invest and go too far....

Karen2024:
You are still a kid so you won't understand

Goldynfavour:

Oga take am easy

MrBrownJay1:
i can also smell BIG SHAME if we (PSG) dont win the UCL for the next 3 years, back to back....imagine our line up: Mbappe, Neymar, Messi, Ramos, Donnarumma etc.... technically, we should be winning every UCL games by 10goals. imagine the weight on your shoulder when you have such team? how can you ever lose? what valid excuse will you give us (the fans)?

Helas, anyone who knows anything about football knows that you can have the best players in the world and STILL dont win shiiit (ask Real Madrid and their most famous team, aka the "galacticos"
PSG is just the 2021 version of Madrid's Galacticos.... and we all know how that era ended for Madrid.

MrBrownJay1:
i can only compare the galacticos with the new PSg because the owners have decided to buy all the top players they can ....and so far they have succeeded in many positions.... thus the PRESSURE to win will be immense.

as much as any team can lose, the important question in everyone's mind will be:"how can you fukcing lose when you have 3 of the 4 best players in the world?"

Karen2024:
I don't date just one guy because I know he will not be financially capable to take all my burden. I have to struggle to get more than just a guy at a time to get my needs met.

Killbillz:
On average u drop like 2-3 yeye topics per day. Is Seun paying u or something? I can't understand this energy

Zonefree:
Una don see things for Nigerian girls hand o

MRBrownJay:
IN THE BEDROOM!?
i once met a girl back when i was living in London, we talked and dated for a few days, and decided to move on to my house for some adult fun. we got home, the usual bullshit, dinner, movie etc and then on to the bedroom department. She was butt naked in my bed, legs wide open and i was f1ngering her and i could feel something inside her, she said: "come on stop joking!" I told her:" yeah i can feel something inside your VA JAY JAY, do you have a diaphragm or something?!". she said: "no!" anyway we start shagging and i could still feel something deep inside her. so i told her to spread her leg started fingering her again trying to see what was the thing i was feeling inside. i started aiming for that thing i was touching. it felt like something solid but it wasnt flesh. after about 5 LONG minutes i got hold of it and got it out, IT WAS A tampon THAT SHE HAD FORGOTTEN INSIDE. the craziest part was that she didnt remember forgetting a tampon inside her, meaning that it could have been inside her for ages which can lead to cancer or worse.
Actually the minute i took the tampon out she was so ashamed that she ran to the bathroom screaming. now the worst part of that story was the SMELL!!! i have never smelled such a NASTY FUNKY smell in my LIFE!!! it was so horrible. my whole house was contaminated, i opened the window and put the tampon in a dustbin bag and went and threw it in the garbage bin outside, by the time i came back inside, the girl was dressed up, ready to go home. she couldnt look at me and the whole drive back to her place was SILENT!!!!!!!
the next time i heard from her was when she came out of the doctor saying that she was "ok", we never ever met after that faithful night but once in a while i can remember that FOUL smell!!!!!!!!
so the lesson of the day is LADIES, always check for them tampons and never sleep with one, always use pads at night!!!!

Zonefree:
Are there things to pick from a woman's vjay

obembet:
Until Nigerians understand that there is no free money anywhere, they won't stop

Skyfornia:
Say no to internet fraud... Any internet fraudster who is found guilty should spend atleast 35years in prison with hard labour

sniperr007:
You dey Ligue 1 matches before Messi show up?
I think he brought attention to the Ligue. They do t just sign player for what he does on the pitch. But also his commercial value..
I think that's what he has but as for Neymar. That guy won't go cos no body can pay his fancy salary.

tesppidd:
😂😂
So many of you turned into emergency neutrals of the game overnight.
All the years you were arguing that Ronaldo is better than Messi even when it was clear as crystal that Ronaldo couldn't lace Messi's boots.
Then after the World Cup final when Messi delivered the final knock out punch, many of you became like;
"They are both great, let's watch them and enjoy them both"
"Messi and Ronaldo are both old, they cannot perform at the top"
"I don't care about Messi and Ronaldo, I don't compare them"
Started forming "objective" all over the place.

MrBrownJay1:
all you messi biitches thinking that this has anything to do with messi vs cr7....
i dont care about anything but the honest truth...it is people like you that will take a player and always see good when the REALITY STARES IN YOUR FACE. CR7 at Juve is a failure...even a blind man can see that!
again, Messi is as USELESS as CR7, without a proper team behind him, and messi would have been as rubbish as cr7 at Juve!

MrBrownJay1:
come on... if you think that juve buying a player 220M (just for winning the serie A) is an achievement, then you have no sane mind at all.
- the FACT is that cr7 was bought to win the champions league for Juve, and he FAILED!
- the fact is that since cr7 was bought, juve has been losing money... they FAILED!.
- the fact is that jersey sale and endorsement cannot cover his outrageous salary....thus he was a bad gamble that, so far hasnt paid off. another FAILURE!
- the fact is that before cr7 came on board, Juve had gone twice in 3 yrs to the CL finals, and now they cant even pass the quarters (while spending 220M for ONE star player whose salary costs 4 times more than any other player on the team). another big FAILURE!

MrBrownJay1:
bro, you are right, Juve failed by spending €100M on a player thinking he will help them win the Champions league... and you have to admit that Napoli boss was therefore RIGHT when he said last year that CR7 is a waste of money.

MrBrownJay1:
bro, use your brain instead of writing rubbish...i think CR7, Messi, Neymar, Mbappe and many other are FANTASTIC PLAYERS but i am sorry to say that a player over 33yrs old is certainly NOT worth the money, and only time can prove this wrong. any CR7 fan who today says that he will indeed win the CL with Juve (as this is the only thing that would make Juve recoup their investment) is a damn dreamer driven by football fanaticism.

MrBrownJay1:
bro, as much as you are a CR7 fan, you have to admit that this season at Juve is a FAILURE!!!! whatever he has done in the past is irrelevant.
you think Juve bought the dude to "score hattricks" or to WIN THE CL?!

MrBrownJay1:
i once said that CR7 was a failure, and unless he wins the Champions league with Juve, he will remain just that (and a FAILED €100M gamble for Juve)... even without the clown, Juve could at least reach the Champions league final!!!!
take away penalties, how many goal did he score this year?!......... exactly!

MrBrownJay1:
... they have seen nothing yet. CR7 will fail so miserably in serie A, shame will have him beg Real to go back and play for FREE!!!!

IyaebeTheGreat:
Stop it, African men don't use that word on their women. Just use others and it's ok

IyaebeTheGreat:
Shebi you live abroad, why would you be saying toto most of the times and you are not shy of typing it

tesppidd:
Again stop pretending
Now that your CR7 has become useless you want to lump them together and start forming neutral
The joke is one you.
Sorry your MCM cannot perform in a camel league.