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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Get Over This Job Loss by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:59pm On Mar 21, 2023
Belawy:
Folks it's being over a month now that I lost my job due to little excuse. I was asked to tender my resignation letter because I went for prayer .

This is really tearing me apart and is eating me every day because I'm afraid of the Impact of this job loss on my family. I am steadily entering depression.
sadly you took a decision and should now stand by the consequences of your actions. didnt you think about that before deciding to put your religion above your job duties? hopefully now you can reflect on your actions and go pray for your religion to help your family...
RomanceRe: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by MrBrownJay1(m):
Greatdand007:
Na olosho plenty pads for tinder you can’t get serious lady there
majority of people on Tinder are only looking for hookups and/or want to get laid for money, and certainly aint looking for serious ladies there.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Monetize Visits??? Advice Needed! by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:03am On Mar 21, 2023
Promzy99:
Shebi I bleeped up? Like am wrong for saying "thanks for coming"?
there are many ways to say "thank you" without dashing money.

Even if she decides to come back, truth is, am not gonna treat her with kids gloves... Its either she name her price bfr coming, if it goes well, she can come, but if it doesn't, she stays back...
why are you even talking about providing money for her to come, as if this is a necessity in your "friendship"?! is she an oloshoe (that you must pay her company)?!

I will openly make her feel that its transactional now... I will pay her for sex, and move on...
No food, no hospitality. Just Bleep her, pay her and she leaves...
I think this will be satisfactory to the both of us.
if thats how you feel then why do you need to be stuck with that babe, when there are millions of oloshoes out there who are probably better looking, younger and possibly better in the bedroom? that idea of paying for sex is certainly not to be stuck with the same woman, and instead it is to sample as many different women as possible. paying the same woman for sex on and on beats the whole purpose imho.
RomanceRe: To Men Whose Girlfriends/wives Are More Successful: Submit To Her! by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:54am On Mar 21, 2023
shaybebaby:
Care to explain the bolded? What does that entail?
if a woman willingly marries a useless man (aka a broken glass) then she cant thereafter complains about that said jobless dude not being able to provide for the family etc. just because that said woman is willing to overlook that man useless status (because she makes enough money for the familly) doesnt change the fact that this man is the HEAD OF THE FAMILY!
if his jobless/useless status was really a big issue, then women wouldnt willingly marry such yeye dude to begin with.

Banilla:
But she's right.
Typical marriage:
Finances: men 100%
Home management: women 100%
How can a woman be the breadwinner and housewife? The other guy was complaining that his working girlfriend complains that she's too busy to clean the home and cook and so on. And he's jobless!!!!
How does that work? huh
LADIES LADIES LADIES!!!!
lets get something straight....women dont submit to men in marriage because we make all the money, you guys submit because thats what your CULTURE teaches you to do; because thats what you RELIGION teaches you to do; because thats what SOCIETY teaches you to do.

money has absolutely NOTHING to do with the issue of women submitting to men in marriage and/or men being the head of the family.
CelebritiesRe: Is It Sadness Or Depression? Find Out The Difference by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:34am On Mar 21, 2023
ok

FamilyRe: This Guy Is Pregnant�����‍♀️| Things Fall Apart by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:28am On Mar 21, 2023
yeye people...nothing is falling apart, thats a WOMAN "pretending" to be a man... dont be confused!
RomanceRe: Wow! So This Is Why Male Nairalanders Are So Bitter And Miserable? by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:27am On Mar 21, 2023
very simple answer: AN OPINION IS LIKE AN ASSHOLE, EVERYBODY HAS ONE!

why would you women even care what this man thinks of Ashanti? is he not entitled to his own opinion? or is it that men in your narrow minded world cannot make a negative comment about women?!?!?!?
PoliticsRe: One Major Problem Of Nigeria Is This, But People Sometimes Forget by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:21am On Mar 21, 2023
the problem in Nigeria are NIGERIANS themselves.
RomanceRe: Unknown Man Records Two Ladies Who Were Bathing In An Uncompleted Buildings by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:16am On Mar 21, 2023
the above is what happens when you bathe outside and possibly live near perverts and peeping Toms...
Christianity EtcRe: by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:16am On Mar 21, 2023
as usual, some yeye Xtian/devil trying to act smart. sadly, everyone has the right to believe the yeye nonsense that they want to believe in... but his own holybook cleary states that:

Leviticus 20:13
If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
RomanceRe: The Girl I Just Met Said We Should Drop Condom And Go Raw by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:31am On Mar 21, 2023
kyber:
I have been bleeping her with condom but recently she wants us to go raw and she’s been craving for it infact she begged me to bleep her cunt raw with my fat and dangerous gbola but I don’t feel safe doing it with her cause I don’t know her health status, but she has been pleading with me and seducing me .
Any advise ?
catching a STD is the least of your problems, there is a DEADLIER DISEASE that you could catch, its called a PREGNANCY!!!
RomanceRe: The Husband Is Now A Wife To Another Man���� by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:27am On Mar 21, 2023
this woman should count her blessings and move on with her life... married undercover gays/lesbians are everywhere. better one that is out the closet than one pretending to be hetero and creeping at the dead of night to do their demonic act.
RomanceRe: Can You Trust A Former Cheat That Has Repented? by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:20am On Mar 21, 2023
Hey peeps!! If someone who was a cheat; maybe a guy or a girl, and tells you that he or she has genuinely repented; will you still trust such person even if they exhibit good signs of change?
if she repented before we ever met, YES, if she already cheated on me once, HELL NO!
RomanceRe: The Travails And Hurdles Of My Life. by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:13am On Mar 21, 2023
pls sir, at least if you are gonna write yeye sob FAKE stories on NL for handouts, make sure all what you write on NL matches:

Flames40:
My name is Mike, I come from the North-central region of the country. I wish not to bore you too many tragic tales and I pray that God grants you the ability to understand this short note.
Life generally has been so difficult. I lost my both parents on same day at age 10
Flames40:
I'm depressed at the hardship my mum who is a pensioner is going thru. We can't feed. She's aged and having diabetes
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Monetize Visits??? Advice Needed! by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:08am On Mar 21, 2023
Promzy99:
Hello Guys! Been with dis beautiful girl for weeks now. Met her on Facebook, fortunately enough. She lives not far away from me. It would cost just #100 transport fare for her to come over my place.

She's also a single mum. I like that fact that she opened up to me about her relationship statues... And we both agreed that there won't be anything serious cos her baby daddy often come around d family, since he's well known by her family members. In fact they are still in talks on how to settle dia marital differences. And that's very okey with me cos am not ready to be committed either.

Now, anytime she comes around, we often have sex. And whenever she wants to leave I make some little transfer to her for transportation and personal upkeep.

But then, I will sound it to her that d money I am giving to her is not because of d sex we have ooo, that its just a tip..

Now dis election weekend, I gave her money to buy bulk food stuffs for me since she lives close to d market.

It happened that she couldn't bring d stuffs earlier, she came by 10pm for some reasons best known to her. She had no option than to sleep over!

Although her stay, I gave her good comfort and hospitality. Enough food and entertainment. But I didn't touch her all through d nite. In fact, we had no intimacy until she decided its time to go on Sunday.

While I was walking her to d main roads to take a bike, her mood was not friendly. In fact she refused walking side by side with me.

She didn't even wave good bye after jumping on d bike. Then I noticed it. Oh Yes! I was very intentional about it.

I didn't give give her any Money! And uptill now, she has not called as usual. She has not chatted me as usual...

Now am thinking of just blocking her. But I don't know if its d right thing to do now cos I hate the fact that she's been visiting me for d money...


Pls ur advise is needed... Should I ghost herhuh
why give her money (for no obvious reason) to begin with?!
you taught a dog how to jump for treats but now when that same dog is jumping, you dont want to give treats any longer. what do you expect? of course the dog will be mad!

no worries, she will contact you again when she needs money.
RomanceRe: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by MrBrownJay1(m):
MasterJayJay:
When I hear some folks say virginity is lack of opportunity, I doubt if they realize how dumb they look when making such statement. Virginity is the presence of self-control and not lack of opportunity.
the saying means that.... some fugly baby whales out there remain virgins/unmarried because of how they look (aka lack of opportunity to find a mate).

It seems there is an app where one can get a girl near you for fornication.
probably Tinder (or Badoo) but as much as Konji is a bastard. most fugly people on these apps dont get laid (especially men) unless they match with a goldigging olosho looking for money before sex.
RomanceRe: I’m Coming Back To Nigeria To Search For Husband – Lady Laments About Scarcity O by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:57am On Mar 21, 2023
there will be so many suitors for her, who will gladly pretend to be the type of man she desires, until they reach the UK and find better women to associate with.

if she cant find the man of her dreams in the UK, then that yeye man she seeks certainly aint in Nigeria (of all places)!

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RomanceRe: My French Is Improving by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:42am On Mar 21, 2023
Ilamina:
Je suis Nigerian[b]E[/b]
Je parle anglais et francais
si tu es une femme, c'est donc NigerianE (avec un E) car tu dis "je suis Nigerian" seulement si tu es un homme.

TRANSLATION: as a female, its NigerianE (with an E) as you only write "je suis Nigerian" if you were a man.
RomanceRe: Boobs Gang: If You Have A Gf And This Girl Offers You Free Sex, Would You Cheat? by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:33am On Mar 21, 2023
when will yeye people finally understand that cheating HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW GOOD YOUR WOMAN LOOKS?!?!?!

- didnt Jay Z cheat on Beyonce?
- didnt Offset cheat on Cardi B?
- didnt Safaree cheat on Nicki Minaj?
- didnt Halle Berry husband cheat on her?
- didnt Tristan Thompson cheat on Khloé Kardashian?
- didnt Kevin Hart cheat on his beautifull wife Eniko Parrish?
- didnt Tiger Woods cheat on Elin Nordegren?


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RomanceRe: Help The Simps by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:25am On Mar 21, 2023
Helpthesimps:
I go first. Don't rely on toasting only one girl. Be courageous! Increase the number of girls you toast from time to time. This will help u not get scammed by a particular girl who wants to use her brain to collect your money
SIMP MADNESS #1
whether a simp toast one woman or 100 women, it is irrelevant to him being scammed by women.... a simp will always be a simp!

Helpthesimps:
My second advice to you when asking the girls out, do your best to avoid spending any money at all.
SIMP MADNESS #2
there is nothing wrong with buying a meal, just like there is nothing wrong with offering someone to take them out because you wanna get to know them....its only wrong when a woman dictates that you MUST spend money on her in order to get her attention.

Yes, she is dating only you but she is always constantly close to dating one or two other guys on her phone as well.
SIMP MADNESS #3
being afraid of what some women can do, and therefore judging women for what they "could do" (before they even do anything), is the true act of a SIMP! who cares what some women can do?! treating all women like oloshoes (because a few women are oloshes) is not only wrong, its foolish! as much as you should protect yourself at all time, treat women "right" until they show you otherwise.

So, they are like fishermen throwing their nets to catch as many fishes as they can catch.
SIMP MADNESS #4
as much as any man can fall into their fishnets, only simps will believe their cheap games and blackmail antics.

don't delete her number (in fact keep viewing her statuses every time
SIMP MADNESS #5
why would you want to keep such useless woman in you life? the minute she portrays herself to be a waste of time, then GET RID OF HER from your life.

be careful because some of them after noticing that you are a really tough guy (or according to them "stingy guy" because they can't scam you) will go the extra length to deceive you with"ok I will date you but you must prove to me how much you love me first".
ULTIMATE SIMP MADNESS
any man who falls for the above is a simp for life.... the minute any man believes that they need to "prove" how much they love someone BY GIVING THEM GIFTS/MONEY (aka buy attention from women), thats the moment that man has seriously failed in life.

the minute any man UNDERSTANDS that women come a dime a dozen, thats the day that this man has one foot out of simp life!
RomanceRe: Lady Quarrelling With Boyfriend Dies After Falling From Storey Building by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2023
overdrive:
Murder was the case.
Killbillz:
I don't trust this story... Something smells foul
Honeybadgerxx:
The boyfriend is the only witness? This story get as e be
why? havent you guys heard of women (even men) wanting to kill themselves after breakups? unless there are any proof to the contrary, this is simply suicide by an insane person.
RomanceRe: I Dont Wanna Marry Her Neither Do I Want Guys To Take Her!!! by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:58pm On Mar 20, 2023
Warl0ck:
Pls help;
There is this particular girl that i love but i am sure i wont marry her.

I only like her for dating but not for marriage.

In the other hand, i dont want her to date or marry another nigga.

What do i do now?

I dont want to marry her and dont want another guy to marry her.
the Oxford dictionary definition of OJUKOKORO!!!
RomanceRe: No Black Man Has Ever Given Me Answer To This Question. by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:54pm On Mar 20, 2023
kollinzgee:
If Europe,Asia and America gets wipe out in a nuclear war today
...then Africa and the rest of the world will be WIPED OUT TOO!

BTW the fact that you are thinking of mobile phones and computers etc instead of thinking of agricultural solution to this mad thought of yours, is funny!
RomanceRe: Masturbation Can Never Be Like Gbola Or kitten by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:49pm On Mar 20, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
You will always want more
Agreed or disagree
Let’s discuss
Married people u na Dey enjoy
A) masturbation is not suppose to be a replacement of the real thing, it is just a temporary solution to alleviate konji.... until you get back to the real thing.

B) if you have unrestricted access to the real thing, you shouldnt/wouldnt masturbate.

C) sadly, some few unfortunate married people out there still masturbate, even with unrestricted access to the real thing.... simply because they sexually desire something else (aka undercover gays and lesbians in heterosexual r/ship or marriage)

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