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BoredBerry:
Get married cause he's in a perpetual state of horniness?
Bad advice...

sadly, if the only thing this man thinks about is sex then he MUST fukc somebody one way or the other.... and since going for street corner olosho is expensive, a wife/gf would be much cheaper. i am just looking at it from a financial stand point.

but to give yur hard earned cash every sunday to fraudster in robe is ok, abi?!

going down on your woman is not any different than a woman going down on you.... so unless, you dont want her to sukc your dikc, then dont go down on her.... but any man who wants his dick sukced should therefore reciprocate the favor!

furthermore: seeing a woman losing her goddamn mind while you sukc her silly, should be the reason why ANY MAN should join the CUNNILINGUS GANG!!!

its all down to levels.... some people bet 5k while others bet 5M...no big deal!

shibyc:
These groups of people can chop your wife / gf with ease, infact! free of charge

Wicked Lecturer - sex for grades
Wicked Pastor - sex for miracle
Hot and stubborn Ex - its technically a temporary postponment not permanent
Naughty Boss - sex for promotion

Infact, even Landlords -- Sex for rent

you forgot the MAIN one... if you date/marry a low down dirty cheap wh0re, EVERYBODY (regardless of their status) can sample her!

Ndibuna:
My yoruba wife first eats her meat before eating her food. That's totally unacceptable. This makes the rest of the food unattractive for her. Essence of eating meat last is as a reward for eating the food.
How do I convince my yoruba wife to do the right thing

IMPORTANT QUESTION IS... is she full at the end of her meal? if yes, then case closed!

get a gf/wife and your problem will be solved.... thank me later!

poor lady lost her mind after the death of her husband...

her real name is ANNA SOROKIN, and after spending 3+ yrs in jail for her crime, she was released and then rearrested by ICE to be deported back to Germany. check the Netflix serie about her life...aka "INVENTING ANNA"

sadly, being upset because he refused to borrow you money, yet gambled 300k on a match, is the most stoopid thing to say....anyone has the right to decide what the fukc they wanna do with their own money....and if someone choose so spend their money recklessly, then so be it. they earned it and should spend it however they desire.

borrowing you the money wouldnt have brought as much adrenaline/joy/high blood pressure and ultimately sadness, as gambling it on Yeyerpool to win tonight.

but here is a simple clue: if thats how you think of your supposed friend (who you wanted to borrow money from) then thank god he didnt borrow your ungrateful self shiiit!

the power of GOOD ANACONDA!!!!

Gracelander:
I never knew this is what heart break feels like, I'm shattered and broken.

I started dating him from 100 level till we graduated, it's been five years now. We suffered and passed through a lot together, I made a lot of sacrifices for him and even had two painful abortions for him.

But he always complained that I got fat and he liked slim girls, he broke up with me in the most excruciating manner. I noticed changes a few months back but he kept lying to me not knowing he was seeing another girl.

The girl chatted me up few days back to know her stand and I told her everything, he even posted pictures he had with the girl, this is someone that hates pictures and hardly takes one with me regardless of how much I beg. He doesn't even post his own pictures but he's already posting the girls pictures.

The girl is his spec and more attractive than me... I'm just ashamed of myself. The girl decided to stick with him even after everything I told her so she could leave him including the abortion part.

I've wished him well but I'm in serious pain, I've been crying for days now and unable to eat. I gave him everything, he was my first ever guy. I wish he could come back, I'm ready to forgive him.

How can move on from this heart break, it's killing me slowly.

get back on your feet, dust yourself up and move on with your life....no worries, some other dude will like you just the way you are.

Emola12:
do you think d man is 34yrs old

HiFive:
Nat possible man. 8yo boy cant get a woman pregnant.

Enumerator:
@bolded, was wondering too
Which means he had first child at 8years old which is almost impossible

akaahs:
I yam not understanding oooo
At 8 he has d kid

maybe he is an early starter, and really had a kid at 8yrs old.

Ifyken2:
When(not if) they divorce,she will still take half of the other properties because the court doesn't care the properties once belonged to the man,it is now the woman's own.

the above is not true at all... if/when they divorce, she will take half of what he got and HE WILL TAKE HALF OF WHAT SHE GOT... because , thanks to his move, she came into the marriage with wealth, lol!

i guess it also depends on where you are flying to... aka short haul flights or long haul flights.

Threesha:
I met this girl sometime last year in school, we had issues in keke where in I asked her to drop down from the keke that I already paid for charter after that incident, I loved her.

MADNESS #1
how can you supposedly love a total stranger?! pls, stop bastardizing the word "love",,,you were infatuated at 1st sight, yeah!

I asked her out and she told me she was engaged and getting married, but I persisted. I made her come to my house, and we had s**.

MADNESS #2
if that bitch was engaged and ready to be married, yet fukced you, then she is obviously a low down dirty wh0re that you should possibly fukc all you want, but certainly not fall in love with. what she did with you, is what she will do TO YOU, when she becomes your woman.

According to her was that her intentions was to sleep with me and then leave being that it must be what I wanted, I had to let her know I needed her heart. It took a while but she eventually did love me ( or so I thought). I got to find out that her supposed engaged partner, she hasn't even met the guy for real, they met on Facebook and now they only talk on whatsapp but she loves him .

MADNESS #3
the bastardization of the word "love" again and again....do you even know what love means?! here is a clue: next time this stranger tells you she loves you, ask her to define exactky what she loves about you?
or better yet, why dont you tell us what you love about this stranger...

This girl lives in with me, I get pissed when the guy calls her.. she tells the guy she loves him and then come back to me to tell me the same.

MADNESS #4
you are what is called a "sidebrotha" on the streets...you are just here to warm up the toto, until the real brotha (she is waiting for) is coming to take her away.

Few days ago, we had issues again because of this and she called me selfish, that I don't care about the feelings of the guy and that I knew from the beginning. I love this girl deeply, and she says she loves me too, most of her sisters knows me but her feel she is lying to me. I feel she doesn't love me and I should let her go ..

MADNESS #5
you are not in the friendzone, you are officially the 1st dude in the MUMUZONE.... she has so little respect/value for you that she expects you to care for her MAIN BOBO, which isnt you. kai!

She has explicitly said she can't stop talking to this guy and I should have a heart attack if I want to, that I should take the relationship step by step, and I'm ime wtf,

MADNESS #6
any smart man would hear the above and jejely pack his shiit and get rid of that demon from their life....but as we can see that your mumu has no limit, i am sure you will be still hanging around that yeye woman.

What do I do? I'm confused. Should I let her go or keep her around knowing fully well she's gonna leave. Its very clear to me that she will leave although she says she's not so sure about that .
Lol, she tells this guy that she's dreams about him daily on whatsapp and yet Come back to sleep with Me.

FINAL MADNESS
you are a toto warmer, keeping that toto warm for the other dude....and proud of it, as it seem. here is what you should do...go to the bathroom and look at the person you see in the mirror, then slap yourself and hopefuly you will stop being "confused" about being treated like garbage!

the judge are still out on whether this is a very stoopid move OR a very smart one...i guess if she owns half of his shiiit before marriage....if/when they divorce in the long term, she will have nothing to go after (since she already got half)

Ghallant01:
I install some new programme recently , which I've uninstalled when this issue came up.

you cant just uninstall these programs you have to reset you computer back to before these program were installed (restore to an earlier point)....obviously, these programs changed something that is now making your pc backfire.

will morning/night sex be any better?!?!?

ARRANT GIBBERISH NONSENSE!!!!

guru KO, kuku NI

who knows what could be going on? but the fact that she tried to lie about it, is what is alarming here.... if there was nothing bad about what she was doing there, then why lie about it?! what is she feeling guilty about, thats she needed to lie to you?!

for the DECEIT alone, you should get rid of the snaKe!

Typicool8:
See as you snatch FTC from me

dont worry, there will be others to grab.

he trully looks like a disciple of the devil, with him yeye wife... and his Dracula looking cape!

when you join the devil and/or mafia, you have to abide by its evil rules and regulations... the above is called YEYE 9JA POLITICS aka paying your dues and learning to crawl before you can run....when he turns 75yrs old, his turn will come to sit at the big table and steal/eat like his ogas at the top!

sista, at least make some little sense...if you friend has had 20 abortions herself and the yeye man you are arguing about is still wanting to marry her, then your abortion issues are irrelevant to that ignoramus you are fighting about.

maybe, just maybe, something is seriously wrong with YOU and that has made this man change his mind about you (asking you to have 32 abortions for him should have been a sign)

your mumu don do...next time ONLY BUY FROM GENUINE WEBSITE/SELLERS!!!

this type of yeye scams always happen during big matches and Euro/world cup, so this end of year in Qatar WC, all you mumus better watch out!

Carcholce:
Yes I know he could be fertile but he can as well be deceived into fathering another man’s child. Think am well.

when a man (like him) does it for clout while calling himself "the legend", who knows how many of these unfortunate children are biologically his.

Carcholce:
This guy is a fool. He’s already admitted he don’t pull out, woman he meets can rope him with another man’s pregnancy.

...or probably, that dude is so fertile, that it only takes one nut and babe gets belle. its obvious this dude knowingly wants to get these women pregnant.

the funny part is that woman saying that this is nasty, while showing the picture of the babymamas with grin from ear to ear (as if they won the lottery)

BTW can someone explain to me how this man can be 34 and have a 26yr old kid?!?!? is that a typo or what?!

if you dont pullout then wear a damn condom!

no way this truck driver (regardless of how many hrs he is on the road) can cater for the wellbeing of all them kids!

people that should be locked up in psychiatric hospitals are instead roaming the streets freely (in dog costume)!

***spit on floor***

Angelfrost:
Don't mind these people... Coming to social
Media to show off their imaginations.
Where them see the money sef?!!

The only thing this economy has done is to make people who are wise to be more prudent with their money... They confuse financial prudence with poverty!

They believe extravagance and showing off are equal to being wealthy! Such pathetic reasoning.

i guess to most of these people, a rich person is one who buys his own house in Banana Island, flies private jets and drives a Ferrari.... to them, only Dangote and Davido are rich and a single man with NO responsibilities earning 500K in Nigeria must be viewed as poor.